MONDAY, MARCH 21, 2016

 What a Difference a Year Makes

Think of how much things haven’t really changed since the first week of Spring in 2015. That week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda Was “Sluts In The Suburbs.”

Because just when you thought The Morning Fishwrap couldn’t find something else on the Liberal Agenda to promote, Feckless Fishwrapper Richardson had written a really big story promoting A&E’s “Neighbors with Benefits” reality TV show that was scheduled to premier on March 22 starring Suburban Sluts in Warren County’s Hamilton Township who “swap partners and engage in extramarital relationships as they go about their regular lives as parents, professionals, soccer moms and little league coaches.” Rachel also said the show gave new meaning to the phrase “bedroom community.”

A&E said “Neighbors with Benefits” would be a wholesome family program about neighbors and friends who attend parties as married couples for the purpose of switching spouses and having sex.

Obviously, Our Feckless Fishwrappers Must’ve Agreed.

 Now Let’s See What We Might Have Missed