SUNDAY, MARCH 20, 2016

This Sunday in America…

… at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners on Palm Sunday to ask for God’s help to understand the meaning of Political Parables, similar to those simple stories used to illustrate morals or spiritual lessons, as told by Jesus in the Gospels.

Everybody’s heard of the Parable of the Prodigal Son, the Good Samaritan, and the Parable of the Blind Man Leading The Blind Man.

And with all those silly similes and mean-spirited metaphors Liberals keep coming up with to compare Front-running 2016 Republican Presidential Candidate Donald Trump to crazy uncles, Godzilla, and even Adolf Hitler, Kane was surprised Trump’s supporters had not had yet written a parable about Trump’s battle against the Establishment like the time Jesus physically threw the money changers out of the Temple, by overturning their tables, and even using a whip.

And when somebody does, please try to remember you heard it here first.