SUNDAY, MARCH 13, 2016

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was  “What’s Right With America” (A Peaceful Political Rally in Dayton)

OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG NEWS THIS WEEK was “Saturday Strategery” (The Return Of The Three Stooges) AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was “Trump Attack Update” (No Longer A Peaceful Political Rally in Dayton)

Earlier today in the Update to our Saturday Morning “What’s Right With America” E-dition, where a hangar full of well-manner Ohio supporters attending a Donald Trump rally, we saw the Secret Service protecting Republican Front-running Presidential Candidate Donald Trump.

Weasel Zippers is reporting the Secret Service has released the name of the man arrested this morning for bum rushing the stage in Ohio to attack Donald Trump. He is 32 year old Tom Dimassimo and he first came to national attention for holding “a protest” where students stepped on the American flag on the grounds of Ohio’s Wright State University.

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:

Romney: I Can’t Rule Out Accepting The Nomination at the Convention; Krauthammer on Trump Speech: Haven’t “Seen Such A Stream Of Disconnected Ideas Since I Quit Psychiatry”; And CNN Trump’s former butler: He’s an entirely nice guy.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Cruz, Rubio, Kasich are now spouting far-left talking points in the aftermath of Friday’s Chicago protest. Writing for the Canada Free Press, Judi McLeod says

America has come full circle, a sinister full circle no true patriot ever hoped would come about. Three Republicans, desperate to cast front runner Donald J. Trump behind them in unbridled ambitions to lead America from the Oval Office, have thrown completely in with the Democrats in blaming main street Americans for Friday night’s George Soros orchestrated Chicago protest. In the aftermath of the Chicago protest, for which Soros’ group MoveOn.org took partial responsibility, never once did Senators Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, or Governor John Kasich call for public safety in presidential primary rallies. It’s hard to believe, but as true as the Marxists in the Obama administration brand every day Americans as bigots, racists and Islamophobes.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.

The Blower believes the next 240 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

Bernie Sanders Denies Sending People To Disrupt Trump Rally, Says Trump Is A ‘Pathological Liar’

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

 Donald Trump’s call to free America from political correctness continues to be the   most visible part of The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness, because Political Correctness is the biggest problem facing America today.

 And Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.

Ignored Andersonians

 Most Republicans in Anderson Township were really surprised to learn “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman was not running unopposed in the March 15 Republican Primary, or why else would the Ohio House Republican Organizational Committee be running all those Television Commercials, like the one we saw last week during the Republican Party Presidential Debate?

 And while Brinkman’s opponent was calling the old “TaxKiller” everything but a white man, even blasting Tom on Facebook by saying was drowning baby seals in the Ohio River, Brinkman was down at the Freedom Works orgy downtown talking about a few of the Conservative things he’s done for Ohio……like promoting Right to Work legislation.

Bluegrass Blasts

After The Muckraker’s Memo on “Gateway Greed” this week, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says State Senator Christian McDaniel read from a Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting article on the Senate floor Thursday and called for an investigation of the compensation of all former Kentucky college presidents. McDaniel said the investigative report about a secret $348,000 payment to a retired community college president in Northern Kentucky begs broader scrutiny of state universities and colleges and their affiliated nonprofit foundations. [READ MORE HERE]

 The Feck Stops Here

Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says if you think people complained last week after they read our Feckless Fishwrappers’ endorsement of Ohio John Kasich to be the Republican nominee for President…

…wait to you hear what people say when they see The Iditorial Board’s DemocRAT endorsement:Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

Finally, This Just In From Donald Trump