FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 2016

Slick Willie Will Be In Cincinnati Tomorrow

Doors will open at 9:15 AM on Saturday for Dumbed Down Black Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, to stand around and wait for the late arrival of Disgraced Ex-Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton at the The Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center.

Ladies, BYOK (Bring Your Own Kneepads)