TUESDAY, MARCH 8, 2016

It’s Not Quite Super, But…

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Super Tuesday Two may turn out pretty good for Donald Trump, who the Washington Post reports won convincing victories in Michigan and Mississippi, the day’s biggest Republican presidential primaries, suggesting that the intensified GOP establishment assault on Trump’s character and record had failed so far to wound the front-runner for the nomination. Early returns in Michigan showed Trump with a clear lead over Texas Senator Sen. Ted Cruz and Ohio Governor John Kasich as The Beaver, while in Mississippi, Cruz was running a strong second. In both states, Trump galvanized the huge populations of white working-class voters with his populist economic pitch, nativist rhetoric and outsider appeal. Running far behind in both primaries was Florida Senator “Little Marco” Rubio who was on track to record among of his poorest results of the season, in danger of finishing below the 15 percent threshold to win any delegates in either state.

 Other Trending Tales The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:

OBAMA TO SKIP NANCY REAGAN’S FUNERAL, GOING TO HIPSTER ENTERTAINMENT FESTIVAL INSTEAD (Obama will not attend Nancy Reagan’s funeral this Friday, and will instead be in Austin, Texas for the annual South by Southwest festival. The South by Southwest festival includes film, music, and technology conferences. On Friday, there will be film festival screenings, including for the new Peewee Herman movie, and SXSW comedy. He skipped out on Justice Scalia’s funeral, why would he even bother with Nancy Reagan?)

SLICK WILLIE IN COLUMBUS TOMORROW: Doors open at 11:45 AM for Disgraced Ex-Pants-Dropper-in-Chief Bill Clinton’s late arrival at Hillary’s Columbus Office tomorrow. Ladies, BYOK (Bring Your Own Kneepads)

FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE DAY (Israeli Stabbed In The Neck, Pulls Knife Out Of His Neck And Kills Palestinian Terrorist With It.)

JUST IN TIME FOR WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH: The latest Progressive Political Pogrum has been launched by the Powers of Political Correctness against anyone who would use the word “Bossy” when referring to a woman. No Kidding! Down at The Fishwrap, Metro Mole says you’ll probably see the “Ban Bossy Campaign” publicized almost as often as the whenever gay groups complain that they weren’t invited to take part in that year’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade.

In a related item, Our Good Friend Bobby Leach wonders if all those Bossy Bitches will be blowing off BB&BJ Day on March 20.

ANOTHER BIG SCREW-UP BY CINCINNATI BELL: Following this afternoon’s Another “Fuse and Zoomtown Subscribers Alert” E-dition that explained why Subscribers with Fuse and Zoomtown accounts may not have gotten their Official “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” E-ditions because Cincinnati Bell had once again erroneously mislabeled their media advisories as “Spam,” one former Cincinnati Bell customer says:  “As you may or may not be aware, those people at CBT, aka Fioptic, are the same people who “upgraded” many customers to their new platform for Fioptic TV way ahead of schedule and completely unannounced.  We were one such customer and the result was a complete disaster.  We are now a customer to Dish TV and absolutely love the service.  Dish features are years ahead of even the newly released rendition of Fioptic TV. So, SPAM should be a piece of cake for them to screw up.  Again and again.”

 TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD

The Free Beacon reports while Hillary was explaining the enthusiasm gap between herself and Senator Bernie Sanders, one millennial audience member was not impressed with Clinton’s answer. “And I am going to continue to attract young people. I’m proud of those who have been supporting me,” Clinton said. Clinton used her talking point that while young people may not be for her now but she was and will always be there for them, the female audience millennial shook her head and continued to make a disgusted face as Clinton continued to talk.

Plus, These Two New Videos:

Hillary Gone Wild

To See This Video, CLICK HERE

And

Funny Or Die Presents Donald Trump’s The Art Of The Deal: The Movie Trailer

Today’s Earlier Editions

“Super Tuesday Two” (They Had To Call It Something!)

 “Cartoon Wars” (More Political Propaganda From Both Sides Of The Aisle!)

 “DemocRAT Talking Points Memo” (Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)

Another “Fuse and Zoomtown Subscribers Alert” (Here’s Why You Didn’t Get All Of Your Blowers Today)

AND

“Antidisestablishmentarianism” (It Sounds Like Something We Would Really Be Against) 

Expect The Battle To Continue For The Next 317* Days Until Noon on Inauguration Day When The Nation Can Begin To Undo All The Damage Obama Has Done.

*1,337 if your live in Anderson Township

More News Later (Or Most Likely Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom