MONDAY, MARCH 7, 2016

Now You Know Why They Call It “March Madness”

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says Republicans are having a quartet of Election Events tomorrow: Primaries in Michigan, Mississippi, and Idaho, along with a Caucus in Hawaii and a debate on Thursday in South Beach, Florida, where Marco Rubio is sinking further into a hole, with Donald Trump and Ted Cruz heaping piles of dirt on top of him. Meanwhile, Ohio Governor John Kasich will be telling everybody what a great an idea a brokered convention would be.

The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:

TRUMP ASKS SUPPORTERS TO PLEDGE TO VOTE FOR HIM (Donald Trump on Monday again asked supporters at a rally to pledge their support to the GOP presidential candidate by raising their right hand amid suggestions from critics that the gesture resembles the “Heil Hitler” salute.)

HILLARY CLINTON’S DISINGENUOUS ATTEMPT AT ADDRESSING BILL CLINTON’S BEHAVIOR (The Christian Science Monitor says Hillary tried to explain Disgraced Ex-President Bill Clinton’s behavior to the Biblical story of the prodigal son, relating the story of how she came to forgive him to a mostly Black congregation at the Holy Ghost Cathedral, a modest church in a run-down neighborhood. She was introduced by Bishop Corletta J. Vaughn, who said the former first lady taught women how to “take a licking and keep on ticking‎.”

BERNIE SANDERS: (Only Minorities Can Be Poor And Live In Poor Area)

DONALD TRUMP FLORIDA AD HITS ‘CORRUPT MARCO RUBIO’ (Donald J. Trump released a savage attack ad against Senator Marco Rubio of Florida that’s set to air in his home state, a 60-second takedown that calls the senator “corrupt” and accuses him of intentionally misusing a Republican Party credit card to line his pockets. The ad is one of the most brutal of a campaign season defined by negative ads, and it goes on the air seven days before the state’s Republican primary. Portions of it sound as if they were written by Mr. Trump himself.

MITT REFUSES TO RULE OUT BEING DRAFTED INTO 2016 RACE AT CONVENTION (Mitt Romney said Sunday that GOP presidential candidate Ted Cruz winning two primary states this weekend proves the Texas senator can stop front-runner Donald Trump, but declined to rule out his own White House scenario.)

EDWARD CROPPER’S WORLD: Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us: Pee Wee Romney to address the 2016 presidential campaign Thursday; Judge Jeanine Says Mitt Romney Awoke A Sleeping Giant; and The Real Mitt Romney; You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD
CBS Face The Nation anchor John Dickerson was visibly amused at Hillary Clinton’s positive spin Sunday over the granting of immunity to the aide who set up her private email server, asking with a smile, “You see this as good news?”

Plus, This Extra Special New Video:
“Trumped” Starring Matthew Broderick & Nathan Lane

Today’s Earlier Editions
“The Insurrection Is Coming” (And The Establishment Is Panicked!)

 “More Establishment Bashing” (Because They Really Deserve It)

 “Muckraker Report” (The MSD Mess)

 “Still More Establishment Bashing” (Because They Really, Really Deserve It)

AND

 “Historical Review” (Lessons Learned From The 2012 Elections)

Expect The Battle To Continue For The Next 318* Days Until Noon on Inauguration Day When The Nation Can Begin To Undo All The Damage Obama Has Done. 

*1,338 if your live in Anderson Township

More News Later Tonight (Or Maybe Tomorrow Morning) From The Whistleblower Newsroom