SUNDAY, MARCH 6, 2016
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” E-dition when The Blower said Mitt Romney planned to make a major address on the state of the Republican presidential race on Thursday at the University of Utah in Salt Lake City — fueling speculation among political insiders that he is ready to jump into the contest if the GOP is forced into a brokered convention.
OUR NUMBER TWO REALLY BIG NEWS THIS WEEK was in Special “Thursday’s Tactics” E-dition when Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus said at the end of tonight’s Mayhem in Motown, after all that build-up, after all of Mitt Romney’s Verbal Abuse, after all that Political Kabuki, after all those WWF Taunts, at the end of the over-hyped event Florida Senator Marco Rubio, Texas Senator Ted Cruz and Ohio Governor John Kasich as The Beaver all pledged to support Donald Trump should he win the Republican nomination for president.)
AND OUR THREE REALLY BIG NEWS STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Friday’s Fetishes” E-dition From The Whistleblower Newsroom, when Bernie Goldberg said, “Quick, what did Marco Rubio say about ISIS at the Republican presidential debate? What did Ted Cruz say about the national debt? Do you remember what John Kasich said about jobs? Don’t feel bad. Neither do I – and I was covering the debate. I don’t even remember if they were asked about ISIS and the national debt and jobs. But we all remember what Donald Trump said about the size of his penis.”
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER Shows Us:
New York Observer: Megyn Kelly 2016 Is Candy Crowley 2012; CNN’s Sally Kohn Claims Trump Will Put People in ‘Internment Camps’; and Glenn Beck: Trump Is Like Adolf Hitler in 1929.
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Dinesh D’Souza premiered the trailer for his new project, “Hillary’s America,” during his presentation at the Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, D.C. on Saturday. The film, which is scheduled to be released in select theaters the week of July 25, poses the question, “Who are these democrats” as D’Souza explores the party’s roots and the rise of DemocRAT presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.
THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO PROMOTE PATRIOTIC VALUES AS PART OF OUR CONSERVATIVE REVOLUTION IN AMERICA.
The Blower believes the next 247 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Liberal Liar Award
Is One Picture Worth 1,000 Words Or What?
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Donald Trump’s call to free America from political correctness is perhaps today’s most visible part of The Whistleblower’s War on Political Correctness, because Political Correctness is the biggest problem facing America today.
And Every Day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, rather than mailing in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Is Obama the Messiah? He’s more like Moses, wandering around aimlessly blaming everything on the Bush.
Ignored Andersonians
Today, with only nine more days until the March 15 Ohio Primary Election, voters in Anderson are wondering if there will be any press coverage this week of last week’s joint press conference featuring State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his inexperienced opponent running on a tantrum. The Forgetful Fishwrappers who promoted the event didn’t even show up to cover it. Come to think of it, The Blower didn’t see anybody else from the news media there either.
Bluegrass Blasts
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says liked the way Donald Trump won yesterday’s Primary Caucuses in Kentucky, in spite of all that help he didn’t get from Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, who claimed to be Trump’s Official Northern Kentucky Campaign Chairman. Did we understand Ted Cruz all three counties in Northern Kentucky?
The Feck Stops Here
Down at The Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole says today’s Forum Section featured Ohio Governor John Kasich’s endorsement for President, and everybody’s wondering where all that coverage of the Ohio Presidential Primary on March 15 will be if by any chance Kasich fails to win. You know, it could happen. 
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers continue to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”