FRIDAY, MARCH 4, 2016

Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

Tempest in a TEA Cup

This week, everybody who wonders why Republicans should be kowtowing to TEA Party Activists these days, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Gary Griper, who says because Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS plummeting in the polls, RINOs still don’t realize they’re part of the problem and they falsely believe TEA Partiers are “joining them,” which is definitely not the case, since the number of people identifying themselves as Republicans is now at an all time low.

Gary wins a “Ditch the Kool Aid, Join the TEA-Party” T-Shirt, a Paul Revere “Socialists are Coming” Protest Sign, and “Party Like It’s 1773” TEA Cup. His winning limerick is:

Here’s why Republicans should like TEA
(True Republicans, not RINO debris):
It gets them back to their roots
And away from liberal “fruits”
Like the unending Obama spending spree.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

Here’s why Republicans should like TEA
It’s an alternative to B.S. and pee.
Dems love to say “the American people”
But they treat us like ignorant sheeple
They might fool some of us, but they sure aren’t fooling me.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Celebrating Political Backstabbers Day”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Republicans in Name Only (RINOs).