TUESDAY, MARCH 1, 2016

And John Kasich Still Hasn’t Dropped Out

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says tonight’s Super Tuesday results are coming in now. Already Donald Trump has been declared the winner in Alabama, Arkansas,Georgia, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Virginia, and Vermont. Ted Cruz has Texas, Oklahoma, and Alaska. And would you believe, Marco Rubio actually won Minnesota? Whatever happens, the Republicans are scheduled to have another debate at 9:00 PM on Thursday, when the attack on Fortress Trump really begins.

Other Stories The Blower Will Be Tracking Tonight Include:

SCALIA SCORECARD UPDATE: (“Today’s Meeting Wasn’t Even A Good Photo Op) Rebecca Kaplan at CBS reports Tuesday’s meeting among Obama and Senate DemocRAT and Republican leaders Tuesday failed to move the needle on negotiations over a Supreme Court nomination. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell reiterated after the meeting that Republicans will refuse to consider any nominee from Obama to replace Justice Antonin Scalia, who died last month. “We’re perfectly prepared to take our argument to the American people,” McConnell told reporters Tuesday. “If the shoe were on the other foot, do any of you think the Democrat majority in the Senate would be confirming a Republican president’s nomination in the last year of his term? Of course not. This is going to be decided by the American people, and the next president, whoever that may be, will fill this vacancy.”

KRAUTHAMMER BEGRUDGINGLY AGREES WITH THE BLOWER: (IT’S TOO LATE TO STOP TRUMP): Though it’s still technically possible, it is essentially too late for GOP donors trying to defeat Donald Trump to succeed, says conservative pundit Charles Krauthammer. “You look at the math, you look at the odds, you would say absolutely they are too late,” Krauthammer said during Fox News Channel’s election coverage on Tuesday. “It isn’t as if it’s impossible, but the math is completely in Trump’s favor.” If Trump’s misstep on not immediately condemning former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke over the weekend didn’t do in his candidacy, nothing will, Krauthammer said.

IMPEACHED FORMER PANTS-DROPPER-IN CHIEF PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ILLEGALLY CAMPAIGNED inside the polling place at the Newton Free Library during Tuesday’s Massachusetts primary election. When asked if he was illegally campaigning, Slick Willie said, “Of course not. I was just asking a poll worker if she’d like to work on my pole.”

BUSINESS CRAPPER’S ANDY BROWNFIELD AND THE FISHWRAP FELL FOR JEFF RUBY’S SCAM: (The Blower’s calling Bullshit on Cincinnati restaurateur Jeff Ruby, who supposedly “barred” Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump from his Louisville steakhouse tonight during Trump’s Super Tuesday visit to the Bluegrass State). Didn’t anybody at either so-called newspaper check Trump’s schedule for today? The Blower’s Noted Florida Political Reporter Manatee Tadwell was already covering Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday press conference tonight at his Mar-A-Lago Club in Palm Beach. Who’s handling Ruby’s PR these days, anyway—Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters?

ABANDONED IN ANDERSON: And what happened to our Feckless Fishwrappers Monday night? Last weekend, they gave away all that free publicity trying to create interest in Anderson for a joint press conference where the both State Rep-tile candidates had the answers in advance between “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his inexperienced opponent running on a tantrum, who some guys there thought was auditioning to be a Fox News Babe, and the Forgetful Fishwrappers didn’t even show up to cover the event? Come to think of it, The Blower didn’t see anybody else from the news media there either.

TODAY’S “STUPID LIBERAL LIAR” AWARD GOES TO

Chelsey Clinton, following her Mom’s lead yesterday when only 75 people came out to hear her condemn Republicans for being racist, homophobic, and sexist?