SUNDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE MAY THE SCHLONG BE WITH YOU STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Art Of The Schlong” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Media Goes Nuts Over Trump’s New Word For Hillary!”

OUR NUMBER TWO MAY THE SCHLONG BE WITH YOU STORY THIS WEEK was our “The Truth About Schlongs” E-dition, when The Blower said, “Donald Trump Doubles Down!” 

AND OUR NUMBER THREE MAY THE SCHLONG BE WITH YOU STORY THIS WEEK was in our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Making Watching Politics Fun!”

Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us:

‘I Hate Omnibus Bill’ But I Did It Anyway — Paul Ryan;  Doesn’t The Prospect Of These Charlatans Being Back In The White House Thrill You To Death?; and Dusty Baker Said That African-American And Latin- American Players Are Faster Than White Players. 

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

 This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

The Wall Street Journal reported on Friday that Hillary’s campaign is preparing to deploy its most potent surrogate, none other than the candidate’s husband, former President Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton has all of the political skills and the ability to fake empathy that Hillary Clinton lacks. But, as CNN noted, Bill Clinton could be a double-edged sword. Donald Trump, the Republican front-runner, is already accusing Slick Willie of “a penchant for sexism” for his long history of marital infidelity and alleged sex crimes, included a reported rape of a woman named Juanita Broddrick in the late 1970s.

THIS CAMPAIGN, IT’S REALLY IMPORTANT FOR CONSERVATIVES TO “TELL IT LIKE IT IS” AND NOT TO CAVE IN TO POLITICAL CORRECTNESS THE WAY LYING LIBERALS ALWAYS DO.

The Blower believes the next 317 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Ryan and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

This Week’s Liberal Liar Award

The Daily Caller reports Weasel Zippers has revived an old video of Obama promising not to take vacations if he were elected president. The video features then-Senator Obama discussing his book “The Audacity Of Hope” with New York Times columnist Bob Herbert in 2008. The future president was talking about how those running for president need to be prepared to “give their life to it.” “The bargain that any president strikes with is, you give me this office and in turn my, fears, doubts, insecurities, foibles, need for sleep, family life, vacations, leisure is gone,” Obama said. “I am giving myself to you.” That was more than $70 million worth of over-taxed payer funded vacations ago and God knows how many gazillion dollars worth of golf games.

Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

A restaurant chain in Texas warned its customers that it would be “politically incorrect” this Christmas. The notice on their door went viral, with other places requesting it, too. The Berryhill Baja Grill chain posted the sign outside its nine restaurants in Texas, “Notice: This store is politically incorrect. We say ‘Merry Christmas,’ ‘God bless America.’ We salute our flag and give thanks to our troops, police officers and firefighters. If this offends you, you are welcome to leave. In God we trust.”

Every day, More People Are Finally Catching On That Political Correctness Is Destroying America.

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House —Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: Q. What is the difference between George W. Bush and Bill Clinton?A. Bush keeps his Hummer in the garage.

Angry Andersonians

There must be something in the water. First, voters elected a sexual pervert for trustee. Then they elected two political wannabes as trustees. Then they unelected the only good trustee they had.

At the same time they let the school board act in their own personal interests to selectively improve the school buildings in their own residential neighborhoods with tax money obtained by intentionally and illegally misleading voters, aided by the aforementioned wannabe trustees.  Then that school board fired the superintendent they hired to mastermind the building plan for, unsurprisingly, acting in his own personal interests.

More of this seems on the way in 2016 if the township can stand it.

If deep thinking were miraculously to come into existence in The Big AT:  the two wannabe trustees would be sent back to wherever they came from, the school board perps would be brought to justice on their illegal actions and forced to resign their board seats, and the school bond levy would be overturned.  Don’t hold your breath. It would cause brain damage for voters in Anderson who will have the next 1,409 more days (Election Day on November 5, 2019) to be reminded of their stupidity, something The Blower fully intends to do.  

 Bluegrass Blasts

 Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says if you’re wondering how the Republican congressional majority passed that omnibus spending bill for the remainder of fiscal year 2016 that is almost universally despised by the right and loved by the left, Conservative Review reports Disingenuous DemocRAT Senator and future leader of that party in the Senate Chuck Schumer broke D.C. protocol by telling the truth about how the minority party still controls the agenda when he gloated, “Kentucky Senator [Majority Leader Bitch] McConnell wants to see the Senate work. But the good news for [DemocrRATS] is, to make it work, he has to do basically our agenda.” Before we start anointing Schumer as a master strategist, please note that a child could figure out that when the Senate Majority Leader and the Speaker of the House both go on record saying that they would not allow the government to shut down, the opposition party led by a President who actively disdains Congress should be able to run the table simply by threatening a shutdown. And that is what happened, Republican priorities got shunted aside because Obama and the Senate DemocRATS made them all poison pills. The fury of Conservatives continues to reign down on House Speaker Paul Ryno. It is only a question of time till McConnell enjoys the same attention. 

  The Feck Stops Here

 Down at the Morning Fishwrap, Metro Mole agrees that at Christmas time, your delivery guy shouldn’t leave his name and address in a water filled double-bagged Sunday paper. And if you double-bag, why put both bags on in the same direction—unless he thinks the reason you have your newspaper delivered is to make paper mache.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting “Millennials, Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”