SATURDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (DECEMBER 14), in our Special “Truth About Santa” E-dition, The Blower said, “Without illegal wiretapping, Santa wouldn’t know if you’ve been naughty or nice!” 
In our “Political Correct Holidays” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Not Too Early To Say “Humbug!”
In our “Useful Idiocy 101” E-dition, The Blower explained “America’s Alinsky Legacy.” 
In our “Liberal Holiday” E-dition, The Blower said, “They’re Taking CHRIST Out Of Christmas!” 
And in our “Muckraker Memo” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Cost Of Free Stuff Could Wind Up Being Quite High!”
TUESDAY (DECEMBER 15), in our Special “TEA Party Day Eve” Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers E-dition, The Blower said, “Let’s Have A Be A Big National Holiday For Conservatives!
In our Special “Artis Conception Gallery” E-dition, The Blower featured the “Pete Rose” Collection!”
In our “Meeting Notice” E-dition, The Blower said, “Tonight’s TEA Party Day Eve Celebration Is Cancelled” So If You’re Now On Your Way to Tonight’s GOP Presidential Debate Watching Party, Pull A U-ey And Head Back Home.
And in our “Latent Limerick” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Leaving No Religion Behind During This Diverse Holiday Season”
WEDNESDAY (DECEMBER 9), in our Another “Political Predictions Update” E-dition, The Blower featured This Week’s Top Five Whistleblower Predictions That Came True
In our “Political Postery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Adding Yet Another Dimension To Our Conservative Obama Bashing!”
In our Official “TEA Party Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “Everywhere TEA Parties Are In Business, Which Probably Doesn’t Include Clermont County”
In our “Intelligence Briefing” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Getting To Know Our Enemy.”
And in our “Intelligent Debriefing” E-dition, The Blower explained “Who Won Last Night’s Debate.”
THURSDAY (DECEMBER 17), in our Special “Meet The New Speaker” E-dition, The Blower said, “He’s The Same As The Old Speaker!”
In our “Anderson Antics” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Russ Jackson Era Is Almost Officially Over!”
In “Running Amok in Kentuck’” E-dition, The Blower said, “As The War on Christmas Continues!”
And in Just Another “Republican Cave In” E-dition, The Blower said, “America’s Sell-Out Is Nearly Complete”
In FRIDAY (DECEMBER 18) in our Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said our Guest Editor was supposed to be Real Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead, one of the managers at Slick Willie’s Impeachment Trial, who set out the legal requirements of perjury and accused the president of meeting all of them. But this morning, both local Congressional Lapdogs Chabothead and Wenschmidt caved in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS one more time. So The Blower yanked that honor away from Chabothead and gave it to our Only Local Conservative Congressman, Bluegrass Bushwhacker Thomas Massie, who told Paul Ryno “Hell no!”
In our “Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest” E-dition, Featuring Prize-Winning Political Poetry Since 1990, everybody who thinks the most important part of any Christmas present is the sales receipt, so you can return it and get what you really want, faxed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner from Price Hill is once again Ebeneezer Leach, who urges people to put all those garish flashing lights on their houses for Christmas because he owns all those shares of Duke Energy stock. Ebeneezer wins a “Let’s Get Christ Out of Christmas” T-shirt, tips on how to tell if women you meet are naughty or nice, a pair of gigantic humping reindeer with moving lights for his rooftop, and that same rancid fruit cake he sent us three years ago. His winning limerick is:
In our Another “Conservative Cartoonery” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re Putting the Right Slant on the News!”
In our “Senseless Surveys” E-dition, The Blower explained “It’s From From People With No Sense!”
Tell the GOP why you support our Party.
And in our “Star Wars—The Farce Awakens” E-dition, The Blower said, “May the Hype Be With You!”
SATURDAY (DECEMBER 19) in our “What’s Right With America” E-dition, The Blower featured: “More Real American Heroes!
In our “Saturday Strategery” E-dition, The Blower said, “Live From Columbus, It’s Saturday Morning!”
in our “Official “Impeachment Anniversary” E-dition, The Blower said, “Do You Think Today’s TEA Party Members Will Even Remember?”
And in our “Patronage County Today” E-dition, The Blower said, “Welcome Back!”
If you missed any of these e-ditions, you now have a lot of catching up to do!
Now see where Beloved Whistleblower Charles Foster Kane came up with the idea for the weekly format the Whistleblower Newswire has been using for our “The Week That Was” E-dition every Sunday since the October 18, 2009 E-dition:
