Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

Just another Guest Column

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2015 

Support Your Local Impeacher

           image005Hurley the Historian reports tomorrow will be the seventeenth anniversary of the day the House of Representatives voted to impeach Pants-Dropper-in-Chief William Jefferson Clinton for the high crimes of committing perjury and obstruction of justice while in office.

Today, as a few more Congressmen are finally beginning to understand how all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, have allowed Obama’s lawless conduct to ruin America for the past seven years, the ONLY WAY to do something about it throughout the next 398 days of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term would be at long last to have the courage to use the dreaded “I-Word.”

And as The Blower predicted yesterday, there probably won’t be any impeachment of Obama anytime soon, because Paul Ryno and his RINOs in the House along with Bitch McConnell’s Surrender Monkeys in the Senate are too busy caving in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS every chance they get.

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image008image020TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER is the DemocRAT Senatorial Campaign Committee, which sent out a fundraising letter on the day before the anniversary of Slick Willie’s Impeachment, supposedly from Hillary Clinton, which purportedly said, I’ve seen Bill take on many roles over the years – from father to grandfather, from public servant to philanthropist – but everything he’s done in his life has been tied together in his belief that if we work together, tomorrow can be better than today.”

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Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

         image010 It was supposed to be Real Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead, one of the managers at Slick Willie’s Impeachment Trial, who set out the legal requirements of perjury and accused the president of meeting all of them. But this morning, both local Congressional Lapdogs Chabothead and Wenschmidt caved in to Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS one more time. So The Blower yanked that honor away from Chabothead and gave it to our Only Local Conservative Congressman, Bluegrass Bushwhacker Thomas Massie, who told Paul Ryno “Hell no!”

          That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Impeachment for Lying Bastards in the Oval Office, is pleased to permit Kentucky’s Fourth District Congressman to be today’s guest editor and choose three items plus a little Political Quiz for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

NOTE: The Blower is still waiting for the Old Chabothead to send us those Republican Talking Points explaining why last year he and Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenschmidt also rubber-stamped RINO Speaker of the House John Boehner’s $1.1 Trillion “cromnibus bill” that contained provisions designed to eliminate the TEA Party as a viable threat.

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image020“OBAMA’S CUBAN OVERTURE” by Revered Former Congressman Bob McEwen

image014Once the murderous regimes of Mao in China, Ho in Vietnam Nam, Pol Pot in Cambodia, Ceausescu in Romania, etc. have passed, and forward-looking leaders replace them…..then movement toward better relations with America can certainly benefit the people of a socialist state.

However, if the dictator is still there with no desire to be friends with the US, it is foolish for us to throw up our hands and surrender. Cuba supports anti-American activities throughout Latin America, is the safe haven for Iranian infiltration, oversees and counsels the destruction of Venezuela, Launders boycotted arms to North Korea, etc. etc.

The uninformed say but trade will make them friends. IT IS A PRISON!!!! Doing business with a prison doesn’t free the prisoners!!!

When France builds a hotel on that beautiful and once abundantly wealthy island…..it doesn’t benefit the prisoners. The employees are controlled by the state (warden). If some tourist even gives them a tip; and the prisoner/Cuban is caught with any foreign currency they are imprisoned. Trade doesn’t benefit the Cubans as in a free society. It benefits the Castro gang/mafia, if you will.

Cuba is a family owned and run plantation. Until the Castro brothers are replaced, free people should not empower their evil oppression.

But, what would one expect from the first president:
Whose Mother was a communist.
Whose father was a communist.
Whose step-father tired of him……removed him from his Muslim madrasah and sent him to his grandparents…..
Who in turn farmed him out to live with and be mentored by the Marxist Franklin Davis who while living in paradise (Hawaii) was a columnist in Chicago newspapers and leader in the Communist organization in Chicago…..where he eventually provided the contacts (Valerie Jarrett, et.al) who successfully ensconced him and them at the pinnacle of American power.

The Clintons (by Presidential waver) gave our rocket missile and targeting technology to China, an action that will bring even greater harm to the next generation of Americans than Obama’s desire to help the Castro gang.

Obama’s legacy will be the destruction of functioning governments in the Middle East and the gift of billions of dollars during the negotiations leading up to his final approval of a nuclear Iran.

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image020“Brett Favre’s Wife” by Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall’s Wife, Whatever the Hell Her First Name Is

image016In a news conference, Deanna Favre announced she will be the starting Quarterback for the Green Bay Packers football team next season.

Deanna asserts that she is qualified to be the starting QB because she had spent 16 years married to Brett while he played QB for the Packers – even though she has actually never played football at any level from grade school up, never ran the offense of any team, nor ever played the game.

During this period of time, she became familiar with the definition of a corner blitz, the nickel package, man-to-man coverage, etc., so she is now completely comfortable with all the other terminology involving the Packers offense. A survey of Packers fans shows 50% of those polled supported the move.

Does this sound idiotic and unbelievable … or familiar to you?

Hillary Clinton makes the same claims as to why she is qualified to be the President of the United States and 50% of DemocRATS polled agree.

She has never run a city, county, or state during her “career” as being Bill Clinton’s wife. When told Hillary Clinton has experience because she has
eight years in the White House, my immediate thought was, “So does the pastry chef.”

When it comes to running the State Department, her biggest achievement was getting a US Ambassador and three other Americans killed, by pretending
terrorism had been defeated. Sometimes the facts can cloud the message, … sometimes the message ignores the facts.

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image020“Today’s Top Ten List” by Larry the Redneck

image018They say there is good in everything, so I came up with the top ten good things that would happen if ISIS took over the country.

10. You can have as many wives as you want.

9. The XL pipeline would be built.

8. Cheap gas prices.

7. You don’t have to buy shoes anymore.

6. No more gun control laws

5. Mideast countries would now be our allies.

4. Nancy Pelosi would be relegated to servant status.

3. Gays would have to go back in the closet to avoid being beheaded.

2. Obama would have to leave the country to avoid having his head chopped off.

And the Number One Reason it would be good for ISIS to take over the country, you don’t have to look at ugly women anymore as they will all be wearing burkas.

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image020AND A POLITICAL QUIZ By Our Good Friend Bobby Leach

image020So, you think you know where you stand, politically. Think again. The result from this short test may surprise you and give you some food for thought. You’ll be asked just 10 questions, and then it instantly tells you your score. It shows your position as a red dot on a “political map” so you’ll see exactly where you stand.

The most interesting thing about the Quiz is that it goes beyond traditional DemocRAT, Republican, and Independent talking points.

The Quiz has gotten a lot of praise. The Washington Post even said it has “gained respect as a valid measure of a person’s political leanings.” The Fraser Institute said it’s “a fast, fun, and accurate assessment of a person’s overall political views.” One university said it is the “most concise and accurate political quiz out there.”

image031Click here: World’s Smallest Political Quiz

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands, like the Stupid Streetcar Supporters who put together the Cranley Christmas Carol (Parts One and Two) last year.

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Stories We’re Working On

image022RYAN GIVES IT ALL AWAY!
BUILDS FENCE Around Mansion — Doesn’t Fund Nation’s Border
$1.6 BILLION to resettle illegals INSIDE USA
WRITES CHECK To Sanctuary Cities
LIMBAUGH: Disband Republican Party
HILLARY Hiding At Tonight’s Debate
PRICE OF OBAMA VACATIONS: $70 Million and Counting!

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Whistleblower Web Poll

image024This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most ordinary Americans would be observing Christmas:
(A) Going to church: 2%
(B) Complaining about crappy presents: 2%
(C) Watching “A Christmas Story” on TV for 24 hours straight: 2%
(D) Getting another day off with pay: 94%

image031Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

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WHISTLEBLOWER WISH LIST HOT LINE

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Some Christmas-spirit-filled items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Christmas-spirit-filled items subscribers.

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Whistleblower Video of the Day

Obama Loves Apologizing For America

image031Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.

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