FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, 2015

America Just Isn’t Prepared

At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the latest Mass Murderer Jihad in Obama’s America. “It showed one thing,” Kane explained. “Ordinary Americans just aren’t ready to protect themselves from Mass Murdering Muslims these days.

As The Blower explained in our November 10 “Surviving Shooting Attacks” E-dition, some schools are now sponsoring Active Shooter Seminars, to educate their faculty, staff, and students about how to prepare and deal with an “Active Student Shooter” situation when a Crazy Killer brings a gun to school to attack helpless classmates, including such bureaucratic methods as voice notification systems, text messages, e-mail, electronic signage boards, websites, and social media. But unfortunately, most places are ignoring the problem.

Once again, Members of the Conservative Agenda are wondering why our local news media isn’t following The Blower’s lead and actually try to educate the public on ways to survive an Active Shooter Event, like showing scared citizens a video like this one created by the City of Houston.

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

        Why, it’s none other than Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest, who actually told the truth yesterday when he was asked if Obama’s gun proposals calling for stricter background checks and banning anyone on the no-fly list from buying a gun would have stopped the San Bernardino Attack, and Earnest replied, “Of Course Not!”

That’s why The Blower was honored to choose Obama’s Paid Liar to be this week’s guest editor if he could forget for a moment that he wasn’t spinning for The Worst President in History and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.

• “SIX QUESTIONS”…by Whistleblower Presidential Historian Dorian Grady

The following is incredible. I didn’t get one correct answer. Prepare for a shock at the answer and prepare yourself for the next election. We have six trivia questions to see how much history you really know. Be honest. If you don’t know the answer, make your best guess. Answer all of the questions (no cheating) before looking at the answers. And, no, the answers to these questions aren’t all Barack Obama. Who said it?

1) “We’re going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Adolph Hitler
C. Joseph Stalin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

2) “It’s time for a new beginning, for an end to government of the few, by the few, and for the few…… And to replace it with shared responsibility, for shared prosperity.”
A. Lenin
B. Mussolini
C. Idi Amin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

3) “(We)…..can’t just let business as usual go on, and that means something has to be taken away from some people.”
A. Nikita Khrushev
B. Joseph Goebbels
C. Boris Yeltsin
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

4) “We have to build a political consensus and that requires people to give up a little bit of their own … in order to create this common ground.”
A. Mao Tse Tung
B. Hugo Chavez
C. Kim Jong II
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

5) “I certainly think the free-market has failed.”
A. Karl Marx
B. Lenin
C. Molotov
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

6) “I think it’s time to send a clear message to what has become the most profitable sector in (the) entire economy that they are being watched.”
A. Pinochet
B. Milosevic
C. Saddam Hussein
D. Barack Obama
E. None of the above

ALL THE ANSWERS WERE HILLARY CLINTON, so maybe it wasn’t so surprising yesterday when the Dishonest DemocRATS’ Best Hope for Winning the White House in 2016 said “America must empathize with our enemies.” No kidding. [WATCH IT HERE]

• “WHITE WASHING MACHINES” sent in by Larry the Redneck
  Obama’s Race-Baiter # 1 Al Sharpton was in a Sears Department store in Chicago.

As he walked through the Large Appliance department, he noticed all the washing machines were white. He felt it was a good chance to protest the fact that all of the washing machines were white, and he could possibly get one free if he complained loud enough.

He asked the clerk to call the store manager, who asked, “What’s the problem here, Reverend?”

Reverend Al went to great lengths to let the manager know just who he was, and then pointed at the machines and loudly bemoaned the fact that all of those washing machines were white.

The manager replied, “Well, Reverend, it’s true that all of the washing machines are white, but if you’ll open the lids, you’ll see that all the agitators are black.” And that’s just the way it is.

• “MEDIA MORALS TEST” sent in by Tom McKee, President of the Cincinnati Chapter of the Society for Unprofessional Journalists

Are you as moral as you think you are? This test only has one question, but it’s a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision. Only you will know the results, so remember that your answer needs to be honest.

THE SITUATION:
You are in Florida, Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you’re caught in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You’re trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.

THE TEST:
Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar.
You suddenly realize who it is. It’s Barack Obama! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS:
You can save the life of Barack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world’s most powerful socialist men hell bent on the destruction of America .

THE QUESTION:
Here’s the question, and please give an honest answer. “Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?”

• AND A QUICKIE by Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya

New from Dearborn, Michigan.

The latest toy has hit the shops… a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what it says, because no one has the guts to pull the cord.

These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.

MORE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CARTOONS

Stories We’re Working On

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FIREARM SALES Set Another Monthly Record
GUN VIOLENCE DECLINING: Except in Gun-Free Zones
CRUZ: Americans Must Be Armed
MUSLIMS Feel Intense Backlash
LORETTA LYNCH Vows to Prosecute Those Who Use ‘Anti-Muslim’ Speech

Whistleblower Web Poll

This week, here’s who the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said you most often see at Politicians’ Christmas parties:
(A) Candidates and supporters: 2%
(B) Unpaid vendors: 2%
(C) Guys patting women’s asses: 4%
(D) Really drunk freeloaders: 92%

Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!

TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS

is Doofus DemocRAT Hank Johnson who claims Obama’s Critics are helping the Terrorists Win. The Blower says that statement was almost as stupid as the time the Black DemocRAT Georgia Congressman said he feared stationing 8,000 Marines on Guam would cause the island to “become so overly populated that it would tip over and capsize.”

WHISTLEBLOWER WISH LIST HOT LINE

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Some stocking stuffed items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally stocking stuffed subscribers.

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