TUESDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2015                                

Maybe He Just Forgot To Take His Meds 

At this morning’s meeting of The Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about some of the really stupid things Obama was saying during his trip to Paris rebuke ISIS. “Obama’s certainly getting a lot of laughs,” Kane explained.

Obama tried to explain why he’s focusing on Climate Change while dealing with ISIS by saying, “This One Trend Effects All Other Trends,” since Climate Change was “Akin” to the Threat from ISIS.

And while in Paris, Obama claimed violence like the Planned Parenthood shooting “Just doesn’t happen in other countries.”

Obama also told Turkey to seal off its border with Syria, and Turkey told Obama to handle Mexico first.  

Then Obama said, “I’m confident in the wisdom of the American People not to elect a Republican President.”

Back home this morning, this is how The White House marked the anniversary of Rosa Parks’ famous bus ride, where she kept her seat and changed the nation.

Just think, in only 416 more days all this fun could finally be over!