WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16, 2015

It’s Almost Time

If we don’t tune in to see CNN’s “Attack on the Republican Party” tonight where all those GOP Presidential Hopefuls will be on stage at the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library attacking Donald Trump and each other, it won’t be because we haven’t received any “reminders.” So far today, we’ve received e-mails from every candidate telling us to make sure to watch him (or her) tonight.

Donald Trump (with 32% of the vote) says, “We sure to watch, I’m gonna be yuge!”

Ben Carson (19%) says, “Could you send me some money before tonight to show your support?”

Jeb Bush (9%) says, “You’re going to see what low energy looks like.”

Ted Cruz (7%) says, “Should I remind people how Trump and I blasted Obama’s Stupid Iran Deal last week?”

Mike Huckabee (5%) “Kim Davis is still out of jail.”

Scott Walker (5%) says, “Is this my last chance?”

Marco Rubio (3%) says, “This is not a game show.”

Rand Paul (3%) says, “I think Trump deserves Both Barrels!”

Carly Fiorini (3%) says, “I’m more than just a pretty face.”

Chris Christie (2%) says, “No fat jokes tonight, please.”

John Kasich (2%) says, “I’m Number Two in New Hampshire.”

And at tonight’s 6:00 PM Not Ready for Prime Time Event, even with Rick Perry out, Jim Gilmore remains on the sidelines, while Pataki, Rick Santorum, Bobby Jindal, and Senator Lindsey Graham each hopes he says something memorable tonight, so he might be included in CNBC’s prime time debate at the University of Colorado in Boulder on October 28.

Meanwhile, since Hillary has chosen never to debate, Disingenuous DemocRATS are using tonight’s Republican Rumble to raise money. Another phony baloney e-mail from the DemocRAT Senate Campaign Committee supposed signed by Obama wants people on its Dumbed Down Suckers List to donate another $3, or whatever they can afford.

Besides the candidates, every news organization wants you to watch their coverage of tonight’s event. Even Channel 9 “Substantially True” News wants you to watch its “live fact checking” of the event. Yeah, right. Given WCPO’s history, who’ll be fact checking them? Maybe that would be a good job for The Blower!