FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 11, 2015

Is Everybody Feeling Safe This Morning?

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says it’s really hard to believe it’s been fourteen years since America was attacked on September 11, 2001. It’s even harder to believe those murdering Muslims haven’t succeeded in attacking us here again, especially during the Obama Administration.

TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senate Leader Harry Reid for “Obama knows how to destroy Terrorists.”

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “Oliver North’s “Air strikes are not a strategy for defeating a sophisticated, better-funded new breed of terrorist like ISIS.”

OBAMA’S CLUELESS SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY says “ISIS’ Hateful Ideology Has Nothing To Do With Islam.”

President Obama will give another speech to lay out his strategy on how to handle ISIS

OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER remembers when Obama made a speech about invading Syria, and Jay Leno said, “Obama is going to address the nation on Syria tomorrow night, which means here on NBC ‘America’s Got Talent’ will be delayed by ‘America’s Got Problems,’ ” and “Obama is talking tough. He said he will not rest until Syrian President Assad’s power has been reduced to the point where he’s on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’”

IN COLUMBUS, BUCKEYE BUREAU CHIEF GERRY MANDERS also remembers when the Portage County TEA Party released a statement “warning” President Obama about September 11 in 2013. In making the statement, Executive Director Tom Zawistowski said, “We send this warning because it was apparent that in 2012, Obama and his top advisors were so distracted by their political efforts to use the IRS, the FEC, the EPA, the FBI and other government agencies to stop TEA Party and other conservative groups from participating in the 2012 election, that they apparently forgot the 2012 Anniversary, and did not adequately prepare for the attacks on our embassies around the world. Instead of intercepting warnings of the planned attacks on our embassies on the September 11, 2012 Anniversary, the NSA, CIA, FBI and others were apparently tied up reading TEA Party e-mails, listening to our phone calls, and tracing our web searches in a successful effort to prevent a fair US presidential election. Unfortunately, they were not as successful in preventing multiple attacks across the world on our embassies which resulted in the still unexplained tragic deaths of our Ambassador to Libya and three other brave Americans.”

THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says despite the opposition of most members of Congress, Obama appears to have maneuvered his nuclear weapons deal with Iran into reality. But most voters still don’t trust Iran to play ball. 62% of Likely U.S. Voters think Iran is unlikely to uphold its end of the deal that ends economic sanctions on that country in exchange for cutbacks in the Iranian nuclear weapons program. Most voters still think Congress needs to approve any deal with Iran before it goes into effect, but only 32% want their congressional representatives to approve the plan the administration has negotiated.

ANOTHER MUSLIM WARNING: With the Muslim refugee crisis overwhelming Europe, Republican presidential hopeful and Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal blamed the ongoing problem on Obama’s failed foreign policies. Obama failed to enforce his red-line that he placed on Syrian President Bashar al- Assad, that was meant to force the dictator to refrain from using chemical weapons. This could be another hot topic at the next Wednesday’s 2016 Republican Presidential Candidates Debate on CNN.

FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why Obama’s Nuclear Deal with Iran would include paying $150 Billion to help Iran fund terrorism. “It’s just another one of Obama’s Foreign Policy Blunders,” Kane explained, “just like last year when he surrendered to Syria, and you can expect more of the same during the next 495 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

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Today from the archives of award-winning photo illustrator Artis Conception, we see the way it really was fourteen years ago today…

…and how Kneepad Liberals are still trying to make it appear.

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Obama Supporters Want to Help Kick Start World War III!

Sent in By……Obama’s “Organizing for America” Campaign, still asking you to “Believe.”

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