TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 8, 2015
That Didn’t Take Long
This morning at The Whistleblower-Newswire, everybody was anxiously waiting for our next Really Big Story to break. Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo was already on his way to the Carter County Detention Center (wherever the hell that is) to see if Dumpy DemocRAT Rowan County Clerk had already become a Lesbian after Conservative Commonwealth Icon “BeanBall Jim” Bunning’s little boy David struck down Religious Freedom by sending Kim Davis to jail for refusing to issue “gay marriage licenses.” Little did The Camboozler know that Kim Davis would be released from jail before he got there, and ordered not to interfere with the processing of any more of those SCOTUS-approved pervert “marriage” papers.
“Beanball Jim” Bunning’s little boy Judge David announced he was in fact a Christian after all, and was really nice guy when he freed dumpy DemocRAT heroine Kimberly Davis from her Lesbian filled dungeon just to prove how really nice he was. Bunning said his Get Out of Jail pass had nothing whatsoever to do with the rank unfairness of his overkill sentence or even those protestors carrying signs massing outside his house in Fort Thomas, and especially not the fact that the Court of Appeals was about to slap his sorry ass down big time for issuing such a stupid order in the first place.
Bunning’s Back-Peddling came just moments before TV Cameras would be broadcasting Davis’ receiving jailhouse visits from not one, but two Republican Presidential Candidate (Mike Huckabee and Ted Cruz). Coincidence? We think not!
Meanwhile, thousands of Kim Davis’ supporters turned her media-orchestrated “Free Kim Davis” Rally into a jubilant Victory Celebration. Four Flaming Faggots wearing Obama “Gay Pride” T-shirts also showed up waving a single Gay Pride Banner.
Bunning’s release order said: “If Defendant Davis should interfere in any way with their issuance, that will be considered a violation of this Order and appropriate sanctions will be considered.”
Earth to Bunning: Kim Davis’ attorney told CNN when Davis returned to work either tomorrow or the next day she “would not violate her conscience.” What do think that means?
