SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 6, 2015
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our “Labor Day Jobs Report” E-dition, when The Blower said, “We’re Still Waiting For The Recovery!”
OUR NUMBER TWO REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our “Crisis in Confidence Update,” when The Blower said, “Who Called the Movers?”
AND OUR NUMBER THREE REAL WATCHDOG AND INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALISM STORY THIS WEEK (According to the number of page views) was our Special “More Homo Hype” E-dition, The Blower brought us, “Legalizing Sodomy in Kentucky!
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us “First Obama Renames Mount McKinley ‘Denali’. Do We See A Trend Here?,” “Trillions: 7x More Trees on Earth Than Previously Thought,” and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar writes anti-Trump op-ed.”
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Last Monday was our Official “Politicians’ Right to Lie” E-dition, when The Blower sarcastically said, “There’s No Problem with that, because the Voters Can Figure It Out!” And since Labor Day usually marks the beginning of the “Legal Lying Season,” we should try to remember that Politicians Always Lie. It’s what they live for, especially when they’re not under oath. And even then, most of them still lie.
But The Blower will continue to turn over the rocks and shine the Light of Truth just to watch the Squirmin’ Vermin. It’s what we live for, especially since we’re not under oath, either. And as “Crazy Eric” Deters can tell you after he saw what happened after he filed that frivolous lawsuit against The Blower five years ago when he still had his law license, we do have some pretty good people on the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team advising us about our First Amendment Rights.
THIS CAMPAIGN, THE NEWS MEDIA REALLY NEEDS TO START REPORTING “THE TRUTH.”
The Blower believes the next 429 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good.
Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
This Week’s Stupid Liberal Award
Obama’s White House Propaganda Minister Josh Earnest won this week’s “Stupid Liberal Liar Award of Day” outright when he claimed, “No public official is above the law” after Kentucky DemocRAT Clerk Kim Davis was jailed for refusing to issue gay marriage licenses.” Exceptions to that claim of course included Obama, Hillary Clinton, Lois Lerner, and the IRS, just to name a few.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
How many Christians will have to be jailed before somebody remembers why this country was originally founded? Some Conservatives argue Religious Freedom was abandoned when the federal judge sending Dumpy DemocRAT Rowan County Clerk to the Lesbian Lockup ignored the federal religious standards of compelling government interest, balanced by the least impactful way of accomplishing the task. In this case, clerk Davis and her attorneys offered several alternatives for compliance: none of which met the standards of the GAYstapo who demanded her head on a platter…or at least behind bars.
Nothing less than complete submission to the Gay Agenda will be tolerated in Obama’s Politically Correct America! How many Christians watched the Sodomy Rites Celebration on the news and were reminded of the Palestinians dancing after 9/11? Obviously, not enough!
Maybe that’s why at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane said it wasn’t “Religious Liberty” that was driving the Davis Case Debate,” but the Political Correctness Destroying America that made it all possible.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.”
Angry Andersonians
Our Angry Andersonian says you have to admire The Blower’s prediction on political finger-pointing over the failure to bring new development to the township. The trustee/school board/park board triumvirate issued a joint statement that carefully hid the finger-pointing at each other. Covered it up with even more finger-pointing at “insurmountable obstacles.” Right from the Hillary Clinton manual on how to get away with incompetence in a political position. Still couldn’t hide all the simple minds.
No doubt that the power of Blower suggestion had its effect on Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson. He revealed that he reads The Whistleblower with his quote in the Forest Hills Urinal: “We don’t want to point fingers at anyone.” Point fingers. Thanks for the acknowledgement, Russ. Dee Stone should take heart. She’s hoping to unseat The Russler in November. Jackson’s weaknesses are out there in the open to exploit. Can’t come up with an original idea for a public statement. Can’t surmount Obstacles. Can’t bring home a real project.
Expect these “spineless idiots” (so-named in The Blower by the Anderson poet laureate) to spout forth more ass-covering excuses and half-truths, especially from the school board. Jim Frooman and Randy Smith know that the gullible moms of the district students will believe anything they are told. Well, some of them know the truth but fear repercussions for speaking up. It is true political representation. Spineless voters elect spineless politicians. Or maybe it is just the Pleasant Valley Sunday syndrome:
Another Pleasant Valley Sunday
Charcoal burning everywhere
Rows of houses that are all the same
And no one seems to care.
The syndrome could be one reason why Frooman and Smith are running unopposed for reelection to their school board seats. (We will forego the Monkees comments that come to mind. Readers can use their own imaginations.)
One has to worry that not taking advantage of new development opportunities will lead to not-so-pleasant Anderson Township Sundays. As one person responded to an online article about the situation: “Status quo in a world moving forward is deterioration.” More simply put: You snooze, you lose. Wake up, Anderson. The Blower is working on a new prediction. Has to do with annexation to the City of Cincinnati, Cincinnati Public Schools, and Cincinnati City parks. And you know how good we are at political predictions.
More About Northern Kentucky
IN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Conservatives weren’t really too surprised when Kneepad Liberals in the Press smeared a Dumpy DemocRAT County Clerk for choosing going to jail rather than kowtowing to the Gay Agenda, but a few eyebrows were raised when The Blaze slimed the Federal Judge who sent Kim Davis to jail, telling everybody “Five Things to Know About The Judge” so Conservatives would hate him, including,
- Mitch McConnell was an ‘Enthusiastic Supporter’ of the Bush Nominee
- Bunning is The Son of a Prominent Senator and Baseball Legend
- The American Bar Association Called Him Unqualified
- Not a Reliable Conservative
- Judge’s Mother Says ‘He Loves the Lord’
The Feck Stops Here
Down at The Liberal Agenda Fishwrap, Metro Mole says everybody is now adding “Millennials” to those poor misunderstood Diversity Groups the Idiotorial Board is promoting because those Obama-loving, Cell Phone Obsessed, Social Media Fanatic, Stupid-Streetcar Supporting 18- to 35-year-olds in the “Me-Me-Me Generation” are really defining the shape of Greater Cincinnati.
Good Grief! All this time we thought it was one of those other groups like #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap that were making a difference in our Community.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers still appear to be continuing to promoting all their other favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Public Breast-feeders, Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”