SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 5, 2015

How Often Does Obama’s So-Called “Jobs Council” Meet Anyway?

Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher what most people would be thinking during the Seventh Labor Day Weekend during the Age of Obama.

“A lot of people are probably still wondering where the hell the jobs are Obama promised to work night-and-day ensuring for every American who wanted to work during his first campaign, Kane explained. And where was our Pathetic President this week—wandering around the Alaskan wilderness taking “Selfie Videos” with the latest Bureau of Labor Statistics jobs report showing a mere 94,031,000 Americans now out of the labor force, a new high,” and the Participation Rate stuck at 38-Year Low for third straight month.

And even if you’re fortunate enough to have a job during what economists laughingly refer to as “Obama’s Recovery,” your IRA got  slammed again with another broadside this week.

U.S. stocks closed down 1.66% more Friday ahead of the long weekend as uncertainty about the timing of a rate hike and Chinese economic growth continued to weigh. Stocks also plummeted because the number of new jobs created in America was a lot less than expected.  It’s a good thing U.S. stock markets are closed Monday for the Labor Day holiday, or people’s retirement accounts could be worth a lot less when they go back to work on Tuesday. 

How many times has Obama “pivoted” back to the economy to “focus his energies on Economic Policies?” 87? And didn’t he promise each of those 87 times he’d spend every waking moment “focused like a laser” on jobs? In fact, Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane says the only thing Obama’s done more than to make empty promises would be to play golf. No wonder 68% of Americans polled say the nation is headed off on the wrong track.  All those those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, still aren’t paying attention. Let’s face it, folks. We’re going to have to call “Bullshit” on that one. Because two Americans have been added to Food Stamp rolls for every job the White House “claims” it’s created.

Can’t you just hear all those phony baloney speeches at Monday’s AFL-CIO Labor Day Picnic at Coney Island blaming the Republicans? At least some of those Dumbed Down DemocRATS (the ones with jobs) will have something to feel good about during “Obama’s Recovery— That’s if they’ll be getting another day off with pay.