Special “Fake Facebook Advisory” E-dition

WEDNESDAY, JULY 08, 2015

Did you ever wonder why we always tell you to Just say “Hell No” to Social Networking on the Whistleblower Disclaimers Page?

Maybe it’s because somebody is still hosting a Faux Facebook page, posting advisories every day about what’s in the latest E-dition on the Whistleblower Newswire and encouraging Facebook fans to become Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s “Facebook Friends.”

You wouldn’t believe how many unsuspecting people have fallen for that trick. There are people from all walks of life on that Faux Friends list. You have rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horn-swagglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank-robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists.

One of our Faux Facebook Friends used to be Eric ‘Call Me Crazy,’ Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters who unsuccessfully pursued a frivolous fool-for-a-client SLAPP Suit against The Blower. No kidding!

So please— think before you send us your Faux Facebook Friend Request. All of you Persons of Consequence who already subscribe to The Blower should really have something better to do with your time. We would feel just a little guilty if we thought we were in any way responsible for contributing to anybody’s Chronic Facebook Addiction, so they would have to join “Facebooks Anonymous” and go to all those stupid meetings. You should be working on your business, or homework, or yard work, or car, your relationship or even your marriage… but instead, you’re wasting your lives away on Facebook!