SUNDAY, JULY 5, 2015

This Week’s Top Stories

OUR NUMBER ONE POLITICAL INSIGHT STORY THIS WEEK was in Monday’s Special “America’s Stupidity” E-dition when The Blower said “Let Us Count the Ways” and featured “Canada’s Top Ten List of America’s Stupidity.”

OUR NUMBER TWO POLITICAL INSIGHT STORY THIS WEEK was in Tuesday’s Special “Black-on-Black Violence Update” E-dition when The Blower asked, “Have You Hugged a Thug Today” and featured “As the DemocRAT-Controlled City Turns,” wondering if all that BureaucRAT Blather about a new police recruit class five months from now would have any real effect on all that Black-on-Black stabbings and shootings in Cincinnati during Obama’s Summer of Racial Violence we see being played out these days, like Saturday night’s mini riot of Hugless Thugs on Fountain Square ten days before Major League Baseball’s All Star Game where two Cincinnati Police Officers were injured. It was no BFD, however, since our Liberal Agenda Fishwrap only labeled the mob “unruly,” you know, just like a bunch of white kids from the suburbs.

OUR NUMBER THREE POLITICAL INSIGHT STORY THIS WEEK was in Thursday’s Special “Unintended Consequences” E-dition, when The Blower said “Be Careful What You Wish For” and featured “Here Come the Brides,” confirming The Blower’s prediction that there just might be some unintended consequences after Justice Kennedy decided the other 321,201,620 of us should enjoy the same Sodomy less than 1.6% of the population was demanding. Soon we would have with bigamy, polygamy, or even “pigamy”—if you wanted to marry your pet pig? Maybe you’re from Kentucky and you like your sister or first cousin, whichever sex he, she, or it may be, or even your dog or this Pervert from Paducah could marry his neighbor’s sheep.

 Edward Cropper’s World

Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us George Washington saying “GOD BLESS AMERICA” on Independence Day.

You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.

This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda

Saturday, in our Official “Fourth of July” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Do you think our Founding Fathers could’ve ever imagined this?” and we showed you this video of Americans don’t even know why we celebrate the Fourth of July in the first place.

DO YOU THINK THE 2016 REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE SHOULD BE INCLUDING “VOTER STUPIDITY” IN HIS CAMPAIGN?

That means the next 492 days will be the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.

But as The Blower predicted, news coverage will continue to be Biased and Dishonest to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, and watching Boehner and McConnell these days is enough to make some Real Republicans say “Screw it,” and become Libertarians, as if that would do anybody any good. 

Meanwhile, some other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.

 This Week’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award

 Goes to Clarence Newsome, President of the Over-Taxed Sucker’s Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center, who welcomes the opportunity to discuss the Confederate flag’s meaning, both past and present, and the impact the flag has on current conversations regarding race relations and civil rights, especially after all that free publicity he received when his daughter got her picture on the front page of Monday’s Liberal Agenda Fishwrap for getting arrested as part of a Liberal Whacko Publicity Stunt by illegally removing a Confederate Flag from the South Carolina statehouse grounds Saturday morning.

 Whistleblower War on Political Correctness

Op-Ed Contributor Jeff Crouere says 2016 Republican Candidate Donald Trump is winning the War on Political Correctness this week, after being attacked by Liberals and RINOs alike for saying Mexico was “bringing drugs, they’re bringing crime, they’re rapists.” In his speech, he also mentioned while immigrants are taking jobs in this country; corporations like Ford are setting up plants in Mexico. To deal with the crisis, Trump vowed to build a border fence and have Mexico pay for it.

This kind of tough talk has resonated with millions of Americans who have seen no action on illegal immigration for decades. In the latest New Hampshire, Iowa, and national GOP polls, Trump has rocketed to second place. This shows that Americans are tired of the influx of illegal immigrants and the non-existent border security. They are tired of illegal aliens committing crimes, receiving federal benefits and taking jobs away from law abiding citizens.     

Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.

Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “How can you tell if your girlfriend’s frigid? When you open her legs the lights go on.”

Angry Andersonians

Saturday at the Homophobic Heterosexual Fourth of July Day Parade in Anderson, where only White, God-Fearing Hetero Citizens of Anderson were permitted to march in the Patriotic Procession, members of the Whistleblower Fife and Drum Corps marching with Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane were asking why we hadn’t heard who was running to replace Forrest Gump School Board Members Randy Smith and Jim Frooman for their part in “Smiling Dallas Jackson’s Tax Hike Scam Debacle. “We should’ve heard something by now,” Kane admitted, “since the last day to file petitions will be August 5 at 4 PM.”

 In Northern Kentucky

BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO says in Friday’s Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition, the Stupid Liberal Liar Award” went to Racist Black Boondoggle County High School Graduate Akilah Hughes, who claimed “Rebel pride was hard to take,” at Fusion.net, a Liberal propaganda site for a young, diverse, and inclusive America, and of course in the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap. (Barf Alert) Somebody must’ve noticed, because Akilah’s Attention-seeking Announcement wound up on the cover of Sunday’s Forum section.

 The Feck Stops Here

This week, we didn’t see any mention in the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap about that second monthly Republican Presidential Poll of Ohio Conservatives showing Ted Cruz maintaining a wide lead with 34% of the votes cast, Scott Walker was second again this month with 21%, and Rand Paul third with 14%. Maybe it’s because those facts might not have fit in with Chrissie Thompson’s Liberal Libretto of how John Kasich could win before Kasich’s actual announcement on July 21.

Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers are still continuing to promote all their favorite Liberal Causes, as well as supporting Trans-Racists Who Want To Call Themselves Black, Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.

But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say:  It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”

 The Return of William F. Wisniewski 

Conservative Blogger William F. Wisniewski has been bashing the sickeningly-PC Daily Fishwrap for a long, long time. The Gannett Gagger’s reportage of downtown Cincinnati’s Saturday night jungle fever provides yet another reason for the Wizzer to despise the pap our pathetic local paper serves up as “news.”

Just who was responsible for the Independence Day riot on Fountain Square? Who were the “two juveniles” firing guns in Government Square the very same night? Billy F. suggests we work backward to answer those questions.

Were the rioters and shooters members of the TEA Party? “Unstable” military veterans? Confederate Civil War re-enactors? Fundamentalist Christians? Members of the Fraternal Order of Police? White Supremacists? Disaffected Cincinnati Reds fans? Opponents of the Cincinnati street car project?

Wisniewski says he doubts that. Why? Because if any of these out-of favor groups were responsible, the Liberal Agenda Fishwrap would have devoted pages of very expensive news coverage exposing the “haters” responsible for Saturday’s lawless mayhem. But they didn’t.

Welcome to the hand basket heading straight to hell.

More of our Weekend Wrap Up Later