Thursday, May 14, 2015

“If It Bleeds, It Leads”

It’s always the same whenever there’s a tragedy in America. The Mainstream Media Hype Machine goes into overdrive (whether they have all the facts or not), the previous Number One Story is instantly relegated to the dust bin of history, and the rest of the Media Circus is totally predictable. Take Tuesday’s Amtrak crash, for example.

First there was a feeding frenzy to cover the carnage. There were so many TV anchormen in helicopters hovering over the crash site, it’s a wonder they all didn’t crash into each other.

Pundits immediately tried to cast the blame, every Black victim they could find was interviewed, and Liberal Ghouls tried to explain the only reason the Amtrak driver was going 106 Miles per Hour in a 50 MPH zone was because Republicans failed to fund infrastructure spending and increase the federal train agency’s budget.

Politically Correct Parasites and every Celebrity from Donald Trump to Serena Williams instantly Twitter their nonsense responses for the Mainstream Media to report as real news.

Now as Paul Harvey used to say, here’s the Rest of the Story: Amtrak engineer Brandon Bostian who caused the accident, killed all those people, lost his memory, and lawyered up was a really gay activist, a small fact our Kneepad Liberals in the Press chose not to disclose. Wouldn’t our Homophobe-in-Chief Phil Burr-Ass be surprised?

More Politically Incorrect Details Later