Tuesday, May 5, 2015
We Have Not Yet Begun to Gloat
Yesterday, only a few minutes after The Blower’s latest lampoon about the Forrest Gump School District, where the Board was taking “appropriate inaction” regarding that so-called investigation into Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s activities after they finally emerged from executive hiding and attempted to cover their asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” in the first place, we received an e-mail in the spirit of open communication saying The Board wanted to keep us informed of recent developments within the district, and advised simply that Dr. Jackson would be “stepping aside as superintendent.”
Coincidence, we think not!
Anderson Township’s Reaction After The Shocking News “Smiling Dallas” Jackson Plans to “Step Aside” soon followed.
“Uh Oh. You mean I’m gonna need to read a book?” —”Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s Son, Turpin and former 4.0 student
“Step aside means I wasn’t fired, right?” —”Smiling Dallas” Jackson, Disgraced Superintendent
“Sure glad I was against last November’s huge tax levy.” —Anderson Township Trustee and RINO Josh Gerth
“What do you mean there’s a video of me campaigning for last November’s huge tax levy?” —Anderson Township Trustee and RINO Josh Gerth
“Uh Oh. You mean I’m gonna need to practice to actually play on the softball team?” —”Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s Daughter and Former Member of the Softball Team
“I swear to God I’m not related to ‘Smiling Dallas’ Jackson.” —Anderson Township Trustee Russ Jackson (No relation. Really. No relation.)
“Sure glad this all came out after last November’s huge tax levy. Show me the money!” —Randy Smith, Forest Hills Board of Education President
“(In unison) Show us the money!” —The Rest of the Forest Hills Board of Education
“The over-taxed of Anderson Township aren’t really sore about that $103 million, but really $170 million tax levy last November, right?” —”Smiling Dallas” Jackson, Disgraced Superintendent
“Payback is a bitch!” —Smart and Over-taxed Anderson Township Voters
“Can we vote on last November’s huge tax levy again?” —Stupid Anderson Township Voters
“Il pesce comincia a puzzare dalla testa” —Mafia
Now as The Blower wonders about that humongous buyout agreement the Board agreed to pay, it’s time for Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together). Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there. Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there. And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down.
