Sunday, May 3, 2015
Your Whistleblower Week in Review
MONDAY (April 27), in our Special “Honesty Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “The problem with political jokes is that they get elected!—Rodney Dangerfield” and in our Special “Anderson Anguish” E-dition, The Blower said, “Waiting for the School Board Investigator’s Report!”
TUESDAY (April 28), in our Special “Veracity Scorecard” E-dition, The Blower said, “Why do our elected officials always score so low?” and in our Special “Anderson Anxiety” E-dition, The Blower said, “School Board Remains in Hiding!”
WEDNESDAY (April 29), in our Special “Race Riots in America” E-dition, The Blower said, “Where are all the White Guys burning cars and buildings in Baltimore?”
THURSDAY (April 30), in our Special “Honesty Day in America” E-dition, The Blower said, “Isn’t once a year enough?,” and in our Special “Local Riot Planning” E-dition, The Blower said, “Would Cincinnati Be Ready for an Obama Race Riot Here?”
FRIDAY (May 1) in our Special “It’s Mayday in America!” Edition, The Blower said, “Hooray, Hooray, It’s the First of May. Outdoor Boinking Begins Today,” and in our “Just Another Guest Column” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s still the same old BS!”
SATURDAY (May 2) in our Special “Press Freedom Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “And The Blower is the only publication in the world that’s still free,” and in our Special “Ohio Primary Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “Really Low Turnout Predicted!”
You Can’t Say You Aren’t Getting Your Money’s Worth!
This Week’s Top Stories
OUR NUMBER ONE BALTIMORON RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when of “no justice, no peace, no racist police” echoed through the streets of Baltimore Saturday during a march that organizers billed as a “victory rally,” a day after a prosecutor charged six officers involved in the arrest of a man who died in police custody.
OUR NUMBER TWO BALTIMORON RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when renowned civil rights lawyer Alan Dershowitz and other law professors said criminal charges filed Friday against six Baltimore police officers in the death of Freddie Gray would be thrown out because they were based on “politics and crowd control,” not justice.
AND OUR NUMBER THREE BALTIMORON RACE RIOT STORY THIS WEEK was when Politically Correct Police officially declared the word “Thug” a racist term, after the Black Baltimoron Mayor apologized for using the “T-word” and a Racist Black Baltimoron Clown-cilman claimed when Obama called Rioters And Looters “Thugs,” it was the same as calling them “Niggers.”
Edward Cropper’s World
Today, PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFER EDWARD CROPPER shows us how Bill O’Reilly says we should Give Clintons “Presumption of Innocence.”
You can see more of Mr. Cropper’s fine work HERE.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Somewhere deep in the obstructed bowels of the Supreme Court, a one-time smoke-filled room, that is now the sight of vegan hors d’oeuvres and flavored waters, the justices are deciding the fate of a nation. How can they slice the baby so as to appease the variety of leftist groups sworn to disrupt the country while satisfying the LGBTQ alphabet soup groups. Whose rights should they recognize? And will they find new Rights for a 20-year-old concept? Kennedy excuses himself to go to the SCOTUS Uni-Sex Bathroom, only to find no toilet paper. No problem, he has a copy of some old historical document with him. Interestingly,we can make out the “We the People…” as it circles the drain.
The 2016 Elections will be about correcting ALL of Obama’s mistakes, and nominating Conservative Supreme Court Members will be a high priority, as the next 555 days will be the most important period in American History for a non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and Kneepad Liberals in the Press continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity to advance to Liberal Agenda.
As The Blower predicted, news coverage continues to be Biased and Dishonest, with the same depth you see on all those inane Twitters and Entertainment Tonight shows to appeal to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
Meanwhile, other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, DemocRATS In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards:
This Week’s Liberal Liars Award goes to
Cincinnati’s Black City Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell (nicknamed “The Ghost” at CPD), who appeared on CNN’s “Newsroom” program less than 24 hours after about all of 300 people gathered outside the Hamilton County Courthouse for Thursday’s media-orchestrated #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap protest in Downtown Cincinnati so The Fishwrap could call it a “REBELLION.” Blackwell said, “The nation is speaking very loudly to us for us to change,” which was exactly the slanted quote CNN was looking for to support their Liberal narrative.
Whistleblower War on Political Correctness
Confused By ‘L.G.B.T.Q.Q.I.P.2S.A.A’? Gay Marriage Activists Explain Ridiculous New Acronym…
MRC TV reports for many years, the most popular acronym for those in the gay community has been “L.G.B.T,” which stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgendered. Recently, they added the letter “Q.”.The “Q” can stand for either “queer” or “questioning” (someone who still isn’t sure of their sexual identity).
This is where things get a bit complex. Once the gay rights movement began gaining power, all sorts of letters, representing all sorts of different sexual preferences, started to be added to the mix. As it now stands, the acronym has grown. The most-recently updated acronym is now: “L.G.B.T.Q.Q.I.P.2S.A.A” ( Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgendered, Queer, Questioning, Intersex, Pansexual, 2-Spirited, Asexual and Ally) One young woman we spoke to identified herself as G.R.S.M or a Gender Sexual Romantic Minority.
Confused yet? Just wait.
Being Politically Correct means always having to say you’re sorry, according to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, who would rather ride to downtown Cincinnati on a bus and stand in line for three hours to vote, than mail in absentee ballots.
Now Here’s Today’s Politically Incorrect Joke: WLW Hate Radio Trash Talking Racist-in- Residence Bill Cunningham told us this one: “A friend just returned from a visit to Baltimore said all that was left in one store was suntan lotion and Father’s Day cards.”
The Feck Stops Here
Earlier this week, Metro Mole says The Fishwrap went a little overboard with their news coverage about the 1.6% homosexual population that could possibly be affected by Tuesday morning’s same sex-marriage hearings at the Supreme Court in Washington.
Every local gay, lesbian and transgendered person had been interviewed a dozen times, The Fishwrap was dedicating 40% of its news coverage and four front page covers each week to the Liberal Agenda’s Validation of the Homosexual Life-style during Obama’s Devolution of America, and Dan Wright, owner of Senate restaurant in Cincinnati, Ohio, had already apologized for his Bruce Jenner hot dog joke the always over-reacting and totally lacking of even a smidgen of a sense of humor Gaystapo found particularly offensive.
Later in the week, our Feckless Fishwrappers did their part to instigate 
Thursday’s media-orchestrated #BlackLivesDon’tMeanCrap protest in Downtown Cincinnati so the The Fishwrap could call it a “REBELLION.” Community Organizer Brian Taylor won that day’s Stupid Liberal Liar Award for saying the violence involving protesters in Baltimore had been “mischaracterized in the media,” which was exactly the slanted quote our Feckless Fishwrappers were looking for to support their narrative.
Somehow our media apologists really downplayed how these peaceful protesters were blocked from getting on the expressway again, especially after things got out of hand last November when those so-called shut down I-75. Whatever happened to those 15 Peaceful Protesters who were arrested that night? So far: Aalap Bommaraju- got diversion 3/30; Elizabeth Cambron- got diversion 3/17; Robert Fairbanks- plead to disorderly conduct, got three days jail with credit for time served; Brandon Geary- set for jury trial with Judge Yates 5/20; Hillard Herring- set for jury trial, date not listed on clerk website; and Cerissa Newbill- jury trial 6/1.
Meanwhile, our Feckless Fishwrappers will be looking for more Liberal Causes to promote, as well as supporting Transgenders Just Looking for a Place to Pee, Over-Sexed Swingers in the Suburbs, Perverted Physicians, and Corpsefuckers at the Morgue, along with PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
But why should any of this surprise you? After all, don’t our Feckless Fishwrappers always say: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Disgraceful Diversity.”
Special Notice to Cincinnati Bell Customers
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Angry Andersonians
The Fishwrap is reporting daily from the Forrest Gump School District, where the Board is still taking “appropriate inaction” regarding that so-called investigation into Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson’s activities after they finally emerged from executive hiding and attempted to cover their asses for hiring “Smiling Dallas” in the first place. That’s hard to understand, because The Blower’s heard so many allegations about “Smiling Dallas,” the Board’s so-called investigator should’ve been up to his ass in alligators.
In Northern Kentucky
Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken Camboo says the words and music to the song “My Old Kentucky Home,” which millions watched being sung Saturday afternoon before American Pharoah won the 141st Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs in Louisville, were written by Stephen Collins Foster, and was adopted by the Kentucky Legislature as the Kentucky state song on March 19, 1928.
But in March, 1986, a group of Japanese students visiting the Kentucky General Assembly changed the song forever. To pay their respects, the group sang “My Old Kentucky Home.” Upon hearing the phrase, ” ‘Tis summer, the darkies are gay,” Representative Carl Hines (DemocRAT-Louisville), the only black member of the House, was quoted as saying that the lyrics of the rendition “convey connotations of racial discrimination that are not acceptable.” Within the week, he sponsored a bill which the House passed, House resolution 159, which politically corrected the modern lyrics with the line, ‘Tis summer, the people are gay.” Hines substantiated the bill, citing that the original lyrics were offensive, owing no respect toward Gay Darkies.
More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s: Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen attended a fundraiser for Hillary Clinton in New York City this week. Hillary told them, “Good luck with the reboot of your ’90s show,” David Letterman’s: The issue of gay marriage has reached the Supreme Court and observers are analyzing every detail to predict how each justice will vote. Experts say Chief Justice John Roberts is likely to rule in favor of gay marriage based on the fact that he spent Tuesday’s hearings watching the Tony Award nominations, Seth Meyers’: Bruce Jenner will reportedly make a return to motivational speaking. And it’s going to be a little tougher, because now he’s only going to make 77 cents on the dollar, and Conan O’Brien’s: A new presidential poll reveals that DemocRATS have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there are only six people under 30 who actually vote.
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says according to a recent Gallup survey, of the total U.S. adult population (approximately 243 million U.S. adults), less than 1%, actually only .8 % are part of a same-sex couple, and Political Correctness dictates that those .8% of the population may tell the other 99.2% how to live.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says the father of modern political theory Niccolo Machiavelli was born on this date in 1469, and as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, The Blower says Niccolo would be proud if he saw what our local leaders were doing. Nico entered the political service of his native Florence in Northern Italy, and today Mayor Blondie Whalen is every bit as Machiavellian as Nico ever was in her native Florence in Northern Kentucky.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Niccolo’s “Politics have no relation to morals.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #57 says you should campaign on behalf of American blacks for reparations from the wicked West African country of Ghana. After all, it was the native black Ashanti kings who were the middle men for the African slave trade.
JOHN GALT says “Happiness is possible only to a rational man, the man who desires nothing but rational goals, seek nothing but rational values and finds his joy in nothing bu rational actions. “
NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL (OUR ODIOUS OCTEGENARIAN), THE BARD OF CLEVES: Just in time for the warm spring weather, we found this in his “Tulips and Trollops,” found in better bookstores everywhere, except in Cleves.
“It Might As Well Be Spring Fever”
I’m glad that Spring is finally here
It brings some warmer breezes
But it also brings more allergies
With water eyes and sneezes
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “RACINO RIFF RAFF,” we learned how after seeing all that great free publicity Anderson Township Trustees got for themselves at last year’s night’s opening of Belterra’s “Racino” in Anderson Township, our three publicity starved Commissioners from Patronage County were discussing how soon they could get one of those Money Making Gambling Emporiums for themselves on the ride home. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
MEANWHILE, OUR MUCKRAKER says if you look around the United States at the various “loser” cities and notice they mostly all have one thing in common – they are run by DemocRAT (Liberals). Guess which city’s name is included on that list.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says U.S. stocks bounced back sharply on Friday as investors snapped up beaten-down shares in the healthcare and technology sectors, and as data gave further signs of a pickup in the economy.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, and…
Rachel Lu at The Federalist says those Baltimoron riots have provoked mixed feelings in Conservatives. Blue America is consuming itself, and it’s tempting just to stand back and watch the spectacle. What we’ve seen in Baltimore is a clash of DemocRAT constituencies in one of the bluest parts of America. Understandably, Conservatives feel far less angst about this than their liberal counterparts do. You broke this, DemocRATS. You bought it. [READ MORE HERE]
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why The Blower didn’t receive the prestigious UNESCO/Guillermo Cano World Press Freedom Prize on today’s World Press Freedom Day. “I’m really shocked,” Kane said sadly. “I thought The Blower has made a major contribution towards journalistic freedom. Maybe it was something we wrote.”
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
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SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
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AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (May 4) we’ll be getting to celebrate Cinco de Mayo and promoting Amnesty of Illegal Immigrants, as well as continuing to count down the 627 racially divided days for the rest of the nation remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
Tuesday (May 5) will be Primary Election Day in Ohio for people who haven’t already mailed in their Absentee Ballots, and “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will published the winners of all those uncontested races in Cheviot, Harrison, Norwood, and Sharonville even before the polls open.
Wednesday (May 6) we’ll probably still be gloating about our accurate predictions.
Thursday (May 7) we’ll be reminding you not to use the word “Thug,” now that Political Correctness Police say it’s like calling somebody a “Nigger.”
The first line of Friday’s (May 8) limerick is: “Here’s how to have fun on Cinco de Mayo.”
And Saturday (May 9) we’ll be Lost Sock Memorial Day, and you can be sure The Blower will be asking Persons of Consequence on our E-Mail List to reorganize their drawer full of unmatched socks because each unmatched sock represents a missing sock, and you should never throw away your unmatched socks since, you never know, they all might show up someday.
Remember:
We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Ohio RINO Senator Rob “Fighting for Same-Sex Marriage” Portman, who’s trailing Former Gayvenor Strickland in the Polls. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows Portman trying to explain to a Conservative exactly where he stands.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE 
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Week
Bill Whittle spells out the Conservative View on Racism
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