Saturday, April 25, 2015

According to Debra From Anderson

The Countdown Clock at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower web page continues to click off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until 7 PM on Monday, when Board Members at the Forrest Gump School District (Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn) will emerge from executive hiding to attempt to cover their asses for hiring Scandal-plagued Superintendent “Smiling Dallas” Jackson in the first place, as well as last year’s illegal campaign for the Humongous $103 million Forrest Gump School District Tax Hike that will really cost dumbed-down voters $170 million.

Debra supposes the tear-stained letters to the editor of the Forest Hills Urinal will be sent from “Smiling Dallas” Jackson loyalists who will want us to know what a selfless servant Jackson is, possibly written at the urging of Jackson and/or his supporters (like the one The Fishwrap just reported from Jackson’s Son’s Girlfriend’s Mother—you can’t make this stuff up, folks). But I am reminded too of the gushy letters over the years from idiot parents who effusively thanked “Dr. Jackson” for taking the time out of his busy life to do his job. These are the morons who have emboldened and enabled the behavior for which he is being investigated. This category has a special membership category for “reporters” at The Urinal. They must be wringing their hands, wondering how they can possibly report on a man with whom they have enjoyed such a close, friendly, and mutually productive relationship. “What shall we do?” they cry. My guess is that they will get their information from Jim Frooman, who is already crafting Clintonesque rebuttals questioning the legitimacy of the complaints, but not the substance.

And OMG, if 2014 Whistleblower “Turkey of the Year Contest Nominee “Smiling Dallas” Jackson actually resigns, you can only imagine the tearful goodbye letters from fools who still won’t accept that they have been fleeced.

This guy is a snake oil salesman and a liar with an insatiable appetite for other peoples’ money. I culled these nuggets from a copy of Jackson’s contract:

4. Days to be Worked for Compensation The Superintendent’s daily rate of pay shall be calculated on the basis of 260 working days for compensation.

5. Compensation The Board shall pay the Superintendent a base salary of One Hundred and Forty Seven Thousand and Five Hundred Dollars ($l47,500) as of the day of August, 2010 and in equal installments in accordance with Board policy

The Board shall annually contribute Five Thousand Dollars ($5,000) in equal installments each pay period (unless otherwise limited by applicable law) into a Board approved 403(b) plan.

The Board shall pick up and pay the Superintendent’s share of mandatory State Teachers Retirement System

The Board shall also pick up and pay the Superintendent’s share of the mandatory Medicare contributions.

The Board shall provide the Superintendent with all insurance, fringe benefits, and retirement benefits increases applicable to the Board’s twelve-month administrative employees, in accordance with Board policy and procedures.
In addition, the Board shall pay the full premium for a term life insurance policy equal to $250,000.

The Board shall provide the Superintendent a car allowance of Four Hundred Dollars ($400) per month to pay for automobile expenses.

At Monday’s Meeting, The Blower believes somebody ought to ask Forest Heis, M.D.; Randy Smith; Jim Frooman; Julie Bissinger; and Tony Hemmelgarn what the hell they were thinking when they approved such a contract.

Meanwhile, on today’s “Deeper and Deeper” episode of Magnum P.I., 45244, Magnum suspects the Forrest Gump School Board is protecting other conspirators, so he enlists help from special state police task force Ohio State Five-O (also typical mid-season record of Magnum’s favorite college football team). The beloved high school principal, overlooked to this point, is exposed. Detective Lieutenant Steve McGarrett ends show with famous line, “Book ’em, Danno! Duh.”

According to the Clermont Crusader

Whistleblower wannabe and State-Reptile John “Budget Hawk” Becker issued a press release aimed at the people who think the House Republicans passed a fiscally restrained budget: “Are you out of your collective fucking minds? Sure, there are some good reforms in the budget. You people talk in glowing terms about how much better it is over the governor’s piece of shit version. Frankly, I don’t care what the governor submitted. I care about the changes to current law and the changes in spending relative to current actuals.

Did you happen to notice that the House budget is increasing state only General Revenue Fund (GRF) spending by 9.6% over 2014 actuals for 2016? And another 3.9 % for 2017? Am I missing something here, or isn’t the annual inflation rate only 1.6%?
If that’s not bad enough, take Medicaid, debt maintenance, and property tax rollbacks out of the calculations and the numbers get WORSE. The state only GRF growth is 10.1% over 2014 actuals for 2016. And another 4.1% for 2017.

I mean what the fuck! Should we just tell the taxpayers that we’re just going to keep pissing away their money at triple the inflation rate? How many taxpayers are getting pay increases at triple the inflation rate?

BTW, did I mention Medicaid expansion is included in this? Don’t get me started…

NOTE: Cincinnati Reds Manager Bryan Price added the expletives to this report.

According to this Blast From the Past

HURLEY the HISTORIAN says CNN reported that on Thursday, for the seventh year in a row, Obama broke his promise to remember the Armenian Genocide on April 24, 1915, marking the slaughter of 1.5 million Armenian Christians by those Murdering Muslim Turks Obama doesn’t wish to offend.

But if they needed somebody to comment on the slaughter of 1.5 million Armenian Christians in 1915 by those Murdering Muslim Turks that “must never be forgotten,” why didn’t somebody didn’t ask former Ohio Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt for her in-depth analysis of the historical event, like she gave when she was deposed by Chris Finney before the Ohio Elections Commission.

F: What happened in 1915 must never be forgotten?
MJ: Well, there obviously was an incident that happened in 1915.

F: And what was that incident?
MJ: Well, there was something that went on in Turkey that involved Turks and Armenians.

F: Okay. And what is it that you remember about — or that you know or have an understanding of about those events?
MJ: Well, I don’t remember them because I wasn’t there.

F: Right.
MJ: And I’m still trying to have a complete understanding of those events.

F: I understand that. But you told all the people of Turkey that we shouldn’t forget these events. I’m asking you: What is it that we’re supposed to remember?
MJ: Well, we shouldn’t forget the past.

F: And what is it about the events of 1915 that we’re supposed to remember?
MJ: When I become a scholar of this, I’ll let you know.

F: Okay. But when you wrote this on June the 4th of 2009, you had no understanding at all of what happened in Turkey in 1915 then; is that right?
MJ: I said I had limited understanding.

F: Okay. And I’ve asked you four times this morning to tell us what that limited understanding is, and you’ve told me nothing.
MJ: Well, basically, that events happened.

F: Events happened. And what were those events?
MJ: People got killed on both sides. How many people? I don’t know.

F: And that’s your total sum and substance of your understanding of that event?
MJ: That’s about the basic understanding, yes.

That testimony was in the case “Mean Jean” brought against David Kevorkian for saying she took blood money from those Murdering Terrorist Turks. Of course, the House Ethics Committee ordered her to repay roughly $500,000 to the Turkish Coalition of America, and now that she’s out of office, we suspect she never intends to!

Can you believe there were people who were glad our Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch was ever in Congress? What’s scarier is that there are still people who are unhappy she’s not still in office.

According to the CamBoozler

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he stopped to get something to eat on his way back home from covering a big Primary Election Debate in Northern Kentucky last night and sat next to an older couple at the restaurant.

The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, ‘That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.’

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they were just fine – they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said ‘No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.’

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked ‘What is it you are waiting for?’

She answered, “THE TEETH.”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, Dr. Dennis Drewel, D.D.S., owner of Bluegrass Drive-in Dentures in Florence, who says, “If your teeth aren’t becoming to you, y’all should be coming to us.”

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