Sunday, December 14, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE BOEHNER’S BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was when RINO House Speaker John Boehner caved in and gift wrapped a Dishonest Budget Deal for Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS. On Thursday, Boehner’s RINO-controlled House approved a $1.1 trillion bill nobody had even read to fund most of the government through September, despite an outcry from DemocRATS and significant defections in both parties. - OUR NUMBER TWO BOEHNER’S BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was when those who voted Republican in the midterm election had finally figured out that Boehner, McConnell, and other leaders in Congress had stabbed them all in the back by spearheading passage and funding of Amnesty and ObamaCare. Conservative radio talk show host and author Laura Ingraham issued sharp criticism to Boehner on Thursday, saying that the Continuing Resolution Omnibus, or what has simply become known as “cromnibus,” is a 1,600-page joke. Ingraham also delivered a stinging blow to Boehner, comparing him despised communist DemocRAT Nancy Pelosi, playing her infamous words, “We have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it,” as the 1,600-page behemoth was presented and voted upon before any members could have possibly had time to read it.
- AND OUR NUMBER BOEHNER’S BETRAYAL STORY THIS WEEK was when the Anderson TEA Party followed The Blower’s lead and called out local Republican Congressman Steve Chabothead and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup for mortgaging their great grandchildren’s future by rubber stamping Boehner’s Betrayal without even reading it, since Bluegrass Boehner Basher Thomas Massie was the only local Real Republican Congressman voting against the budget boondoggle.
Because, let’s face it, folks: The U.S. Debt (now more than $18 Trillion) has gone up $3.8 trillion in 3.8 years under Boehner’s so-called “Leadership.” That’s more than under all the previous presidents from Washington thru Reagan. Does that sound like Boehner has ever been listening to Conservatives? Photo Shop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper shows us what that looked like.
- MONDAY in our Annual “2014 “Multi-cultural Holidays” Issue” Issue, The Blower said, “Walmart complains X-ma$ isn’t commercial enough!”
PC Holiday Greetings for Our Liberal Friends
Please accept, with no obligation, implied or implicit, our no-charge, complimentary free gift of inflation-indexed, low-interest, toll-free “Best Wishes” for an unprecedented, truly historic, boldly initiated, officially sanctioned, public-optioned, top priority, premixed, peer reviewed, multilateral, gently Botoxed, computer modeled, federally guaranteed, bipartisan, clinically tested, deep-cleansing, post modern, low-calorie, revenue neutral, environmentally aware, socially engineered, low-stress, non-addictive, filibuster free, carbon sequestered, multicultural, reduced fat, polar bear embracing, asbestos abated, gender friendly, energy efficient, job expanding, tax supported, sub orbital, tree hugging celebration of the union made, non-profit, child proof, fluoride protected, wise Latina’d, seat belted, free-speech zoned, winter solstice Holiday (when the time is right), practiced according to ethically responsible traditions we can believe in, of the progressive religious persuasion, or secular practices, of your choice, with reciprocal respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, (or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all); together with a fiscally stimulating, consciousness expanding, medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without profound respect for the calendars of other cultures whose selfless contributions to our society have made America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, SAT score, weight, age, physical competence, credit rating, political party, computer preference, dietary restrictions, dental integrity, hair style, skin graphics, body piercings, or sexual orientation of the wishee.
(By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification, modification, or withdrawal. Reverse engineering is prohibited in accordance with the statutes of California. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/ herself or others, is void where taxed or forbidden by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher or his/her congressperson. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.)
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Obama’s Acid Reflux” E-dition, The Blower said, “Ironically, he’s given us Heartburn for the past six year!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Americans once hopeful that after electing the first African-American president the issue of race would be a thing of the past, are left with Barack Obama, who stokes the flames of racial hatred, resentment, and divisiveness. —Judge Jeanine
On her PMSNBC show, commenting on the news that authorities are considering charges against Michael Brown’s stepfather Louis Head, who on the night the grand jury declined to indict, jumped on a car and implored the crowd “burn this motherfucker down! Burn this bitch down!,” Melissa Harris-Perry argued that “arson and looting . . . are not necessarily violence.” —Your “Liberals Tell the Stupidest Lies” Award
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WEDNESDAY in Special “A Fool and His Money” E-dition, The Blower said, “Early Stupid Streetcar Fare Cards Now Available!”
Good Morning, Morons!
Now you can be the first of your friends to buy a crappy early pass for the Stupid Streetcar. A $25 card will allow you unlimited streetcar rides for the first 15 days of service; a $50 card will allow you unlimited rides for the first 30 days, and $100 will allow you unlimited rides for the first 60 days of service. There are 750 $25 cards available, 400 $50 cards and 350 $100 cards. If all of the cards sell, it would only raise $73,750 for the boondoggle. Whoop De Do!
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- THURSDAY in our Special “Re-gifting Guide” E-dition, The Blower said, “First, keep track of who gave those crappy gifts to you!”
In Washington, They Re-gift Your Own Tax Money
GIFTS YOU CAN’T AFFORD: In Washington, our DC Newsbreaker says yesterday everybody was waiting to see if GOP House Speaker John Boehner and Bitch McConnell had totally caved in to Obama and Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate, just because they couldn’t wait to cave-in on a $1.1 trillion spending bill that would avert a partial government shutdown while delaying a fight over President Obama’s immigration actions until early 2015.
How many Lame Ducks does it take to pass a budget anyway? For sure, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Me In The White House—Twice, now have a country they truly deserve?
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than South Carolina Republican Congressman Trey Gowdy, who grilled Gruber in another devastating example of what a good cross-examination sounds like. Multiple news reports reveal that in the company of smirking colleagues 100% aware that he was about to inflict viral pain, Gowdy laid waste to Gruber’s history of “stupid” comment. The Blower especially liked when Gowdy had finally had enough, and asked, “You’re a professor at MIT and you’re worried about not looking smart enough?” After a long pause, Gruber finally said, “Yes,” and our Quote for Today Committee chose Gowdy’s “Well, you certainly succeeded if that was your goal!”
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in rewarding anybody blasting all those Obama lies we’ll still be hearing for the next 769 days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
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- SATURDAY in our Official “D. C. Debacle” E-dition The Blower said, “It’s Just More Politics As Usual!”
A Government Voters Truly Deserve
Two years ago at this time, RINO House Speaker John Boehner had not yet caved in on “Taxmageddon.” This year, he’s already caved in on and gift wrapped a Dishonest Budget Deal for Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS. On Thursday, Boehner’s RINO-controlled House approved a $1.1 trillion bill nobody had even read to fund most of the government through September. despite an outcry from DemocRATS and significant defections in both parties
The Blower thinks we might be speaking for the VAST MAJORITY of those who voted Republican in the midterm election when we say Boehner stabbed us all in the back by spearheading passage and funding of Amnesty and ObamaCare.
No wonder Sarah Palin says the Obama/Boehner Cromnibus Bill “Stinks to High Heaven!”
Along with Boehner, The Anderson TEA Party says Republicans might also want to thank Steve Chabothead and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup for their great grandchildren’s Christmas present, since Bluegrass Congressman Thomas Massie was the only local Real Republican Congressman voting against the budget boondoggle.
But let’s face it, folks! U.S. Debt (now more than $18 Trillion) has gone up $3.8 trillion in 3.8 years under Boehner’s so-called “Leadership.” That’s more than under all the previous presidents from Washington thru Reagan. Does that sound like Boehner has ever been taking orders from Conservatives?
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The Libtard Show With Sierra Marlee
Libtard n. Combination of “liberal” and “retard,” or people who, intoxicated by being knowlegable and right about politics and economics, forget that they need to get actual real ordinary people to support them if their agenda is to be advanced. Often but not always rich, well meaning and with good insight to society’s problems, but naive about the mechanics of politics and utterly ignorant about how power actually works.
This Week’s Top Item On The Conservative Agenda
Today is The Blower’s Salute to Stupid Protesters, ever since we read that Weasel Zippers Update that said yesterday was supposed to be a “Day of Anger” over Mike Brown and Eric Garner. Millions were supposed to leave their basements and head into the streets. It didn’t happen. And it probably ended up just like Occupy Wall St’s “Day of Rage” seen in this video below.
Other current items on The Conservative Agenda will just have to wait, including: Obama’s Leadership, The Clinton Legacy, Other Dishonest Democrats, Obama’s Secret Service, Biden’s Blunders, Obama Supporters In The Press, Democrats In Disarray, Polling For Trolls, Veterans, Racial Healing, Amnesty For Future DemocRATS, Baby Killing, and Making Sure Not To Hurt The Feelings Of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards:
Other Liberal Agenda Items will have to wait too, including: PC (If It’s Politically Correct, You Can’t Object), Tree Hugging, Keeping People From Smoking, Diversity Uber Alles, Unions Blues, Fanatical Feminists, Supporting Sodomy Rites, Global Warming: G-Uncontrol, Liberal Brainwashing In Schools, Voting Rights For People Who Are Too Stupid To Vote, Streetcars, Scalping the Washington Redskins, and Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS
Dishonest DemocRAT California Senatror Dianne Feinstein, who along with fellow DemocRATS trumpeted the release Tuesday of the Senate Intelligence Committee report on the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)’s interrogation techniques, is now being called to account for her own encouragement of extraordinary measures to fight terror. In an op-ed in the Washington Post, CIA veteran Jose A. Rodriguez, Jr. says Feinstein wants to have it both ways. Objecting that Feinstein “never once” spoke to the “key people” involved in the CIA interrogations, Rodriguez notes that she said in 2002 “that we have to do some things that historically we have not wanted to do to protect ourselves.” That, he says, stands in stark contrast to her self-righteous stance against waterboarding and other now-banned techniques–even as the American public clamors for more aggressive steps against the ISIS threat.
The Feck Stops Here
METRO MOLE says The Fishwrap really missed a great opportunity on Friday to promote the Local Racial Divide when they screwed up their coverage of this week’s orchestrated spontaneous protest put on by the local chapter of Al Sharpton’s Race Baiters.
A local Demo-Labor Party insider commenting on Patrick Brennan’s story pointed out the rally had occurred at the Justice Center next to the County Courthouse, not at the Federal Court House as had been reported, so they could try to get you to buy this old photo of a fake dead Black protester.
No wonder all the local TV news producers didn’t know where to send their mobile camera trucks. How many protesters actually showed up? Was anybody arrested? Does anybody give a big rat’s ass?
Remember what our Favorite Fishwrappers say, folks: It’s not Baseball, Mom, or Apple Pie that have always made our area great, it’s our “Diversity.”
More Politics Unusual
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OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “There’s a holiday gift giving trend that’s supposedly on the rise this year called self-gifting. I don’t know why everything has to have a term. Didn’t that used to be called shopping? It’s OK to buy a gift for yourself. But buying a gift and wrapping it for yourself, that’s pathetic. For lunch today, I gifted myself a roast beef sandwich. I haven’t figured out gift cards. It’s kind of like saying I care about you, but not enough to leave the line at Albertson’s to find a real gift. And nothing costs exactly the amount on the gift card. If it’s less, you wind up with a credit for like $3, which you’ll never use. If it’s more, then you’re partly buying your own gift.” 
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 351 is to say grace before meals. Bringing God into the picture always puts liberals ill at ease, because it reminds them you think there’s a power more important than government. Then to make they feel really uncomfortable, after you say grace, kneel down and give them a Tebow.
GOING GALT: The phrase “going John Galt” or simply “going Galt” is used to describe productive members of society cutting back on work in response to the projected increase in U.S. marginal tax rates, increased limits on tax deductions, and the use of tax revenues for causes they regard as immoral.- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says it’s disconnect time between Americans and their government once again. Voters continue to believe that cutting government spending and taxes are the best presents the federal government can give the economy this holiday season. Instead, Congress is on the brink of passing a $1.1 trillion budget that does neither. [READ MORE HERE]
THIS WEEK IN PATRONAGE COUNTY, Persons of Consequence can now follow the on-going antics of the –dare we say, “mythical?”– cast of characters from The Blower’s archived columns. These articles will be Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s attempt to encourage undiscovered young writers, such as our brand new columnist who shares his acute and oh-so-accurate take on local Politics as Usual in satirical Patronage County. This week’s column titled “Something Special,” which told us why there are so many holiday specials on TV, first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on December 16, 1981, and was personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1799, George Washington (the man described by fellow soldier and Virginian Henry Lee as “first in war, first in peace and first in the hearts of his countrymen”) died at his Mount Vernon estate in Virginia, and Obama Supporters are still working to have “Obama Day” whenever the hell that is declared a National Holiday so they can get another day off with pay.
- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose George Herbert Walker Washington’s “If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.”
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Today we have the “solution” from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, found in “Poems for Politicians,” available at better Kroger bookstores everywhere.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer
Had a very shiny nose.
All the other reindeer loved him
‘Cause they all know he blows.
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: This year’s prestigious holiday parties are already in full swing, but now Conservatives with a smidgen of common sense are avoiding next week’s Chintzy Christmas event being planned by COAST’s Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney, where any political wannabee can get in for free, but you’ll still have to pay for your own food and drinks. You might even get to meet some Dishonest DemocRAT Friends of Finney’s, along with the area Congressman who just voted for Boehner’s latest 1600-page cave-in to Obama in the House without even reading it.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read “The Butch LeDeux Story.”
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says the U.S. equity markets extended a session-long selloff as the S&P 500 capped its worst week in two-and-a-half years. The Dow Jones Industrial Average sank 304 points, or 1.73% to 17291. The S&P 500 shed 32 points, or 1.60% to 2002 points, while the Nasdaq ended the day 54 points lower, or 1.16%, to 4653. All ten S&P 500 sectors were deep in the red with energy and materials leading the sell-off.
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others, but all those pitiful protesters across the country still using grand jury decisions in Missouri and Staten Island to demonstrate their ingratitude for America were not part of the Free Grain Party Movement.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about RINO House Speaker John Boehner’s betrayal of Conservatives when he caved in and gift-wrapped a Dishonest Budget Deal for Obama and his Dishonest DemocRATS.
“The Blower predicted it,” Kane explained. “I was surprised Boehner didn’t say Congress needed to pass the bill so they could find out what was in it, like Dishonest DemocRAT Nancy Pelosi said about ObamaCare.”
The National Debt has gone up $3.8 trillion in 3.8 years under Boehner’s so-called “Leadership,” in case anybody’s forgotten. “You might want to ask Republican Congressmen Steve Chabothead and “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup why they rubber-stamped Boehner’s Betrayal the next time you see them,” Kane added.
THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL
Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL HOT LINE
e-mail your stories about worthy waifs today.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
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Monday (December 15) The Blower will be be telling you the “Truth About Santa,”while we’re continuing our countdown of the 767 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached. - Tuesday (December 16) we’ll be celebrating Hanukah with all our Jewish friends, and our Real Subscribers will claiming that some of their best friends are Jewish with their Real E-Mails.
- Wednesday (December 17) we’ll be celebrating “National Maple Syrup Day” by boiling saps, that’s if we can find a way to convince those saps to sit in a caldron while we boil them.
- Thursday (December 18) is “National Suckling Pig Day” which reminds us, we need to get directions to “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s Christmas Party.
- The first line of Friday’s (December 19) limerick is: “The most fun this holiday season.”
- And Saturday (December 20) we’ll be getting ready for our “Winter Solstice” on at 6:03 PM on Sunday, along with “World Orgasm for Peace Day.” The Blower’s invitation to our Annual World Orgasm for Peace Day Orgy at the Fort Mitchell County Club says “Y’all Come.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially RINO House Speaker John Boehner, who just “Grubered” Conservatives when the House passed a $1.1 trillion spending bill aimed at funding Amnesty and ObamaCare. (Gruber, by the way, is the Obama’s Dishonest ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber who was caught on multiple videos bragging about misleading the American people to pass the health law.)
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
THE NEW BARBARISM
Rioting. Slander. The wanton personal destruction of people known by their accusers to be innocent. In his latest Firewall, Bill Whittle shows how events like the rioting in Ferguson do not occur in a vacuum, and how Progressives not only tolerate this lawlessness, this New Barbarism — they teach it.
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