Just Another “Guest Column” E-dition

Friday, November 28, 2014 

This Week’s Media Distraction

       image007When Obama Supporters in the Press were busy hyping this week’s Brown Monday Race Riots in Missouri to deflect attention for all of Obama’s other shortcomings and scandals, did they forget to mention the this November’s Looting in Ferguson was only the Sixth Race Riot in Obama’s so-Called Post-Racial Society?

Hurley the Historian says don’t forget the Oscar Grant Riots. (In 2009, shortly after President Obama’s election, police officer Johannes Mehserle shot black transit passenger Oscar Grant in Oakland, California. While Mehserle was found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in 2010, rioters took advantage of the situation anyway, trashing police cars and forcing Mayor Ron Dellums to take shelter in City Hall.)

And don’t forget all that Trayvon Martin Violence after George Zimmerman was acquitted. Maybe Obama shouldn’t have said if he’d had a son, he would look just like Trayvon Martin. Then there was the Manuel Diaz Violence in California and the Kimani Gray Violence in New York. And don’t forget the August 2014 Race Riots in Ferguson, which was only a dress rehearsal for the November Race Riots after white police officer Daren Wilson was not found guilty of any crime whatsoever.

You better believe another Race Riot will occur in America sometime during the next 783 Days of Division remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, or else somebody might call you a “Racist.”


Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

                image010Why, it’s none other than an encore appearance from J. Billington Bulworth. That Warren Beatty movie character was a suicidally disillusioned liberal politician who put a contract out on himself and takes the opportunity to be bluntly honest with his voters by affecting the rhythms and speech of hip-hop music and culture.

Bulworth’s suggestion to improve race relations was classic. Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is now “Going Bulworth” and adopting Bulworth’s suggestion as his very own: What we need is a voluntary, free-spirited, open-ended program of procreative racial deconstruction. Everybody just gotta keep fuckin’ everybody ’til they’re all the same color.”

In spite of that, The Blower is still honored to choose J. Millington to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Racial Healing Updates plus a Racial Healing Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.


  • SIX OTHER TIMES BLACK AMERICANS JUMPED TO RACIAL CONCLUSIONS”…by Ben Shapiro

image012Trayvon Martin. On February 26, 2012, George Zimmerman shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin after a physical altercation. The police investigated and decided that the shooting was in self-defense. After public pressure, prosecutors brought a murder charge against Zimmerman, despite evidence that Trayvon Martin had been pounding Zimmerman’s head into the pavement when Zimmerman shot him.

Duke Lacrosse. In 2006, black stripper Crystal Mangum falsely claimed that she had been raped by white members of the Duke lacrosse team. The Duke coach was forced to resign; the players were suspended;

OJ Simpson. On June 13, 1994, OJ Simpson murdered his ex-wife, Nicole Simpson, and Ronald Goldman. The evidence was clear and convincing, including DNA, blood samples, and shoeprint analysis. Nonetheless, Simpson was acquitted; one of the jurors, gave “what looked like a black power salute” after the verdict was read. In July 1994,

Marion Barry. On January 18, 1990, Washington D.C. mayor and professional race-baiter Marion Barry was arrested after smoking crack in his hotel room. He was caught on video and audio doing so

Tawana Brawley. In 1987, 15-year-old Tawana Brawley, with the help of race-baiter Al Sharpton, falsely accused several white men, including District Attorney Steven Pagones, of rape. Brawley’s story was false in virtually every way.


  • “WHEN WHITE PEOPLE ARE MURDERED BY BLACK MEN” from a Facebook Posting by Ted Nugent

image0147/18- Jimmie Norman, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/18- Terry Taylor, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/17- Cindy Raygoza, white female murdered by black male. No national news.
7/11- Luis Aguilar, 91 year old Hispanic male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/10- Brittany Simpson, white female murdered by black male. No national news.
7/6- Sarah Goode, white female murdered by black male. No national news.
7/6- Jeffrey Westerfield, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/5- Perry Renn, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/3- Laurey Kennedy, white female still in coma from beating by black male. No national news
7/3 Eric Mollet, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/2 Rupert Anderson, white male murdered by black male. No national news.
7/2 Jennifer Kingeter, white female murdered by black male. No national news.
6/30 Jim Brennan, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/29 Paul Shephard, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/27 Shirley Barone, white female, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/27 Penelope Spencer, white female, murdered by black male No national news.
6/27 Inga Evans, white female, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/26 Jake Rameau, white male, murdered by black male No national news.
6/25 Gina Burger, white female, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/24 Nathan Dasher, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/22 Jonathan Price, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/20 John Whitmore, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/18 John Yingling,white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/17 Allyn Reeves, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/15 Michael Beaver, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/11 Angela Cook, white female, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/11 Nathan Hall, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/7 Harry Briggs, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/5 Laura Bachman, white female, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/2 Robert Mohler, white male, murdered by black male. No national news.
6/1 William Headley, white male, murdered by black male. No national news

Apparently, those are just in the last two months. Not one murder was committed by a cop. Not one victim had just committed a crime. Now don’t you find it strange that not once did the white community find it necessary to riot? Loot? Burn down their own neighborhoods?


  • “BLACK COP KILLS WHITE MAN, MEDIA HIDE RACE” by Joe Kovacs at World Net Daily

image016While national news media continue to focus on race in Ferguson, Missouri, where a white police officer shot and killed an unarmed black teenager, they apparently don’t think a similar case in Utah with the races reversed is that newsworthy.

Police in Salt Lake City are continuing their probe into an Aug. 11 shooting outside a 7-Eleven convenience store, when a black police officer, whom local media are referring to as “not white,” shot and killed 20-year-old Dillon Taylor, who was unarmed at the time, according to his supporters.

Police Chief Chris Burbank said the entire incident was captured on the body camera of the officer who shot Taylor.

“You will see on camera … the actions of everyone involved, including up to the point where our officer utilizes deadly force and his response thereafter,” Burbank told reporters.

He said the video, along with the officer’s identity, will be released at the “appropriate” time, adding it could be days, weeks or months. [READ MORE HERE]

  •  image018MORE WHISTLEBLOWER WISDOM: The SHOCKER in terms of media response (not really) is that officer-involved shootings are a true testimonial to the value of on-body recording systems, i.e. body cameras for police officers.  The answer to the question, “what really happened,” has been captured in this instance and the PD is therefore able to immediately release the information thus quelling any rumor mill or other reason for civil protests. 

But let’s just say it like it is regarding “civil protests.” Their protests are the illegal looting of property combined with calloused injury to people and destruction of property; better known as riots such as those we’ve seen in our very own Queen City! 

image020Expressions of constitutionally protected rights should be defended forever and a day but, when others use the incident as an excuse to engage in criminal conduct, the local authorities should react quickly and put an immediate end to such activity.  No apologies necessary!

On the front page of Wednesday’s Fishwrap, we were told that “An angry nation had taken to the streets.” What a load of crap! The “Angry Nation” was being forced to watch Obama Voters looting and pillaging across the country by Obama Supporters in the Press promoting the Liberal Agenda, while People Who Actually Cared About Civil Rights were saying burning down the downtown business district, including a Payless shoe store and a couple beauty supply stores, and looting all of the Air Jordans and hair weaves is a hell of a way to show that you care about a dead 18-year-old. Maybe if the News Media condemned the Lawless Looters instead of making excuses, they wouldn’t always steal stuff and burn down building just to get on TV.


  • AND A QUICKIE By Our Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston

image021Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton will spoke during Michael Brown’s Funeral at Eric Holder’s “Civil Rights Circus” in August.

Was it only a coincidence that PMSNBC broadcast that entire event live?

 image030These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.


MORE CONSERVATIVE POLITICAL CARTOONS

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image030ON THANKSGIVING, THE FIRST FAMILY’S MENU AT THE WHITE HOUSE  included: Thyme Roasted Turkey…Honey-Baked Ham…Cornbread Stuffing…Oyster Stuffing…Braised Winter Greens…Macaroni and Cheese…Sweet Potato Gratin…Mashed Potatoes…Green Bean Casserole…Dinner Rolls…AND Six Different Kinds of Pie, Including Apple, Banana Cream, Cherry, Coconut Cream, Pecan, and Pumpkin. (Just like what all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, are buying with their food stamps).


Stories We’re Working On

  • image027Black Friday Began With Doorbusters on Brown Monday
  • ISIS & CAIR Exploit Riots to Promote “Resistance” in U.S.
  • Gun Sales Surge in Ferguson
  • Gay Marriage Issue Now Linked to Ohio Senator
  • Will Clyde Bennett Represent Cincinnati’s 15 Protesters Pro Bono?
  • Another one of Bill Cunningham’s Restaurants Closes
  • Thanksgiving Gluttony in Northern Kentucky

Whistleblower Web Poll

image029This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Web Poll respondents said most patriotic Americans would be celebrating on Thanksgiving Day:

(A) Giving thanks to Obama: 2%
(B) Watching Obama’s Looters on TV: 2%
(C) Getting their peckers pulled at airports: 4%
(D) Enjoying another day off with pay: 92%

image030Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!


TODAY’S “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD WINNER IS

 Cornell Brooks, president of the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored DemocRATS, who appeared on CNN’s Erin Burnett OutFront program to lie about the shooting death of Michael Brown and dismissed calls for violence by a member of Michael Brown’s immediate family as inciting violence.

Burnett played video of Brown’s stepfather, Louis Head, telling a crowd of protestors to “burn this btch down” after the grand jury decided not to indict Officer Darren Wilson and asked Brooks if “that served as a call for violence?” Rather than condemn Brown’s stepfather’s highly charged rhetoric, the president of the NAALCD proclaimed “I don’t think that was a call for violence or it caused violence.”


Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest

Thanksgiving Traditions

image033This week, everybody who thinks Thanks-getting would be even more fun than Thanksgiving, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.

The winner is Sidney Stuffit, who says the best part about Thanksgiving at Grandma’s house is taking a nap following the after-dinner farting contest during the football game. Sidney wins a reprint of The Blower’s “Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving,” a chance to be a judge at Phil Burr-ass’ Phallic Mashed Potato Sculpture Contest, and front-row seats at the annual re-enactment of Miles Standish’s gay naked gravy-wrestling match with Squanto. His winning limerick is:

image034The best part of Thanksgiving Day
Is the NFL Instant Replay.
Now if only our wives would agree
To serve us with more esprit
And cut to the chase without foreplay.

The best part of Thanksgiving Day
Is not watching the Bungals play.
The Ben-gals are a luscious diversion,
But to Mikey’s boys we have an aversion
Since they only play the game halfway.

The best part of Thanksgiving Day,
Is having the family for a short stay,
We’ve made a deal,
That after the meal,
We’ll be watching their tail lights as they drive away.

Dishonorable Mentions
The best part of Thanksgiving Day
Will be watching the NFL play.
But over at the Obama White House
Every homosexual socialist louse
Will be gleefully toasting our nation’s decay.

image035The best part of Thanksgiving Day,
Is two days off with normal pay,
The NFL all day long,
You just can’t go wrong,
We don’t have to watch the Bungals play!

The best part of Thanksgiving Day
Before dinner, with your family you pray;
But you gorge down your food,
And with your in-laws in a bad mood,
Makes you wish you were far, far away.

The best part about Thanksgiving Day
Is when everyone finally goes away.
The kitchen’s a wreck,
And the place looks like heck,
Next year, it’s at YOUR house, Okay?

The best part about Thanksgiving Day
Is after you put the turkey away
You lie down on the couch
No longer a grouch
‘Cause football chased the talking heads away.

image037From Northern Kentucky
The best part of Thanksgiving Day
(Besides getting the day off with pay)
Is to sit on your ass
While you have your wife pass
More white meat and dressing your way.

The best part about Thanksgiving Day
When the guests have all gone away
You can unplug the phone
And with a hottie be alone
And it’s time for a roll in the hay!

The best part of Thanksgiving Day
It’s always a “day off with pay.”
But with Obama’s greedy guile
We all bend over and smile,
And give thanks while we drive it away.

image039And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (who says he’s not a sore loser, he’s just a Real Republican):
The best part of Thanksgiving Day
Is getting the day off with pay
But if you’re retired like me
Every day is free
If you’re lucky, you’ll get a roll in the hay.

I grew up in the US a free man
But our freedom is now in the can
With Obama in charge
Our problems are large
Last Election Day, the shit hit the fan.

This arrogant egotistic narcissist
Makes me terribly pissed
He thinks he’s divine
(In his mind, not mine)
My objections would make a long list.

But back to the theme for this week:
Some comfort and solace I seek;
At least I’m still living
For this, I’m Thanks-giving
But our country is still up the creek.

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Is there help for the old GOP?”


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Whistleblower Video of the Day

Ronald Reagan’s Thanksgiving Day Address 1985

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