Friday, November 14, 2014
We Got “Grubered!”
Yesterday’s “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Award went to ObamaCare Architect Jonathan Gruber, for admitting “Lack of transparency is a huge political advantage. Call it the stupidity of the American voter or whatever, but basically that was really, really critical to get the thing to pass. I wish … we could make it all transparent. But I’d rather have this law than not.” Unfortunately, what Gruber grumbled was totally true.
The Blower remembers when the Obama Administration, along with Deceitful DemocRATS and Obama Supporters in the Press were claiming this buffoon was an “honest broker” and a “disinterested academic.” You probably don’t, but then you also probably didn’t know Professor Gruber got $400,000 from the Obama Administration for “services rendered” and attended piles of meetings at the White House, including at least one by Obama himself in the Oval Office. We bet you didn’t know that either.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead, who says, “We all suspected that the Obama Administration was lying to the American people when they pushed the so-called Affordable Care Act (ObamaCare) through Congress. Now we know that suspicion was true. [READ MORE HERE].
Real Republican Congressman Chabothead, as you may recall, was one of the managers at Slick Willie’s Impeachment Trial, who set out the legal requirements of perjury and accused the president of meeting all of them.
That’s why The Blower, which takes pride in supporting Impeachment for Lying Bastards in the Oval Office, is pleased to permit Ohio’s Distinguished First District Congressman to be today’s guest editor and choose three items plus a little Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors.
- CANADIAN VERSION OF DAVID LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 by Saskatchewan Bill Cunningham
10) Only in America … could politicians talk about the greed of the rich at a $35,000-a-plate campaign fund-raising event.
9) Only in America … could people claim that the government still discriminates against black Americans when they have a black President, a black Attorney General and roughly 20% of the federal workforce is black while only 14% of the population is black. 40% of all federal entitlements go to black Americans 3X the rate that go to whites, 5X the rate that go to Hispanics!
8) Only in America … could they have had the two people most responsible for the tax code, Timothy Geithner (the head of the Treasury Department) and Charles Rangel (who once ran the Ways and Means Committee), BOTH turn out to be tax cheats who are in favor of higher taxes.
7) Only in America … can they have terrorists kill people in the name of Allah and have the media primarily react by fretting that Muslims might be harmed by the backlash.
6) Only in America … would they make people who want to legally become American citizens wait for years in their home countries and pay tens of thousands of dollars for the privilege, while they discuss letting anyone who sneaks into the country illegally just ‘magically’ become American citizens.
5) Only in America … could the people who believe in balancing the budget and sticking by the country’s Constitution be thought of as “extremists.”
4) Only in America … could you need to present a driver’s license to cash a check or buy alcohol, airline tickets, and cigarettes, but not to vote.
3) Only in America … could people demand the government investigate whether oil companies are gouging the public because the price of gas went up when the return on equity invested in a major U.S. oil company (Marathon Oil) is less than half of a company making tennis shoes ( Nike ).
2) Only in America … could the government collect more tax dollars from the people than any nation in recorded history, still spend a Trillion dollars more than it has per year – for total spending of $7-Million PER MINUTE, and complain that it doesn’t have nearly enough money.
1) Only in America … could the rich people – who pay 86% of all income taxes – be accused of not paying their “fair share” by people who don’t pay any income taxes at all.
- A CAR DEALER’S REPORT by Jeff Wyler
One of my salesmen here had a woman in his office yesterday wanting to lease a brand new Toyota. As he was reviewing her credit application with her, he noticed she was on Social Security disability. He said to her you don’t look like you’re disabled and unable to work. She said well I’m really not. I could work if I wanted to, but I make more now than I did when I was working and got hurt (non-disabling injury).
She said the government sends her $1,500 a month in one check. And she gets $700 a month on an EBT card (food stamps), and $800 a month for rent. Oh yeah, and 250 minutes free on her phone. That is just south of $3,500 a month.
When this Obama voter was working, she was taking home about $330 per week. Do the math and then ask yourself why she should go back to work. If you multiply that by millions of people, you start to realize the scope of the problem we face as a country. Once the socialists have 51% of the population in that same scenario, we are finished.
The question is when do we cross that threshold if we haven’t already, and there are not enough people working to pay enough taxes to
support the non-working people?
Riots? Be prepared to protect your homes.
BTW, the woman didn’t lease the Toyota here because the dealer down the road beat our deal by $10-per-month.
Aren’t you glad to know she’s so frugal with your hard-earned money? Was Romney right about that 47% or what?
- AN EASY GUIDE TO NEWSPAPERS by Wedgie Washburn
The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country
The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don’t really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn’t mind running the country, if they could find the time, and if they didn’t have to leave Southern California to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a poor job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News is read by people who aren’t too sure who’s running the country and don’t really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don’t care who is running the country as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren’t sure if there is a country or that anyone is running it; but if so, they oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions if the leaders are handicapped, minority, feminist, atheist dwarfs who also happen to be illegal aliens from any other country or galaxy, provided of course, that they are not Republicans.
The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.
And The Cincinnati Enquirer is read by people who have recently caught a fish and need something to wrap it in.
- AND A QUICKIE by Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
The skunk has replaced the Eagle as the new symbol of the American Presidency.
It is half-black, half-white, and everything it does, stinks.
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
Stories We’re Working On
Climate Change Fanatics Use Veterans Day to Incite Global Warming Panic- All 50 States Brace for Freezing Temperatures
- Obama’s Amnesty Plans for Future DemocRAT Voters
- School Named For Obama “Fails To Meet Expectations”
- Liberal Judge Black’s Latest Conflict of Interest
- Bench Warrant Issued for Judge Traci Hunter’s Arrest
- Kentucky House Only Legislative Body in South Not Controlled by GOP
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s how the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said local Veterans would be celebrating Wednesday’s Veterans Day festivities:
(A) Enjoying free food at Applebee’s and Outback: 2%
(B) Taking part in patriotic events in Anderson: 1%
(C) Having strangers thank them for their service to our country: 1%
(D) Still going to work every day during the Obama Recession, because they can’t afford to retire: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” WINNER IS
Deluded DemocRAT House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, who does not believe the midterm results were a Republican wave based on Obama’s policies. Instead, Nutty Nancy blames the DemocRAT Debacle on Ebola and ISIS, and now claims she doesn’t know who ObamaCare architect Jonathan Gruber is, despite her office citing Gruber’s analysis extensively back in 2009, after several tapes surfaced showing him gloating about how the law was written to take advantage of the stupidity of the American voter. [SEE IT HERE]
Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest
A Hero is Not Just a Sandwich
This week, everybody who says veterans and active duty personnel need to be thanked more than one day per year, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is real war hero Ollie Hackworth, one of the survivors of that “Three Against a Thousand Massacre” The Blower described earlier this week.
Ollie wins an autographed picture of Sergeant York, a complete set of Audie Murphy westerns on DVD, and some leftover Skyline from the free dinner on Veterans Day at the Anderson Center. His winning entry is:
This year on Veterans Day
I’ll be going out of my way
To tell the leeches in America
To cut the crap and hysterica
‘Cause we don’t believe a thing that they say.
Lt. Colonel “Bronze Star” Brad Wenstrup wrote:
This year on Veterans Day
Patriotism should be on display.
This may be one of the last chances we’ve got,
Now that our currency isn’t worth squat,
To celebrate before the US of A goes away.
Semper Si Leis submitted:
This year on Veterans Day
You can do it any old way.
Because, what the hell
With don’t ask and don’t tell
We honor them both straight and gay.
SP4 Brad Beckett e-mail:
This year on Veterans Day
We still won’t know who is gay.
“Don’t ask and don’t tell”
Still holds for all personnel,
Even those wearing cologne and hair spray.
Colonel Danny Bubp-kiss-ass sent in:
This year on Veterans Day
There’s just one thing I want to say
“Thanks” to our brave vets
On the land, ships and jets
We owe them more than we can pay.
And in Kentucky, Colonel Sanders says:
This year on Veterans Day
Let’s see what The Messiah has to say,
I’m sure his rhetoric
Will be meteoric
With his teleprompter leading the way.
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
This year when it’s Veterans Day
Remember the price some had to pay
They fought Hitler and Minh
Giving their lives to win
“God bless ’em” is all I can say.
They fought in the Pacific and in ‘Nam
Some were killed by a suicide bomb
We’re proud of them all
They answered the call
And stood up to radical Islam.
In our country, we want to be free
And so far, that’s how we’re allowed to be
But our enemies won’t quit
They’ll come at us bit by bit
A courageous, strong military’s the key.
Thanks to those who gave their lives
We can’t give them enough high fives
Some lost a leg or an arm
Just to save us from harm
They’ll be saints when Judgment Day arrives.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“When Obama said you could keep your old plan”
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Send Out The Clowns
Published on Sep 22, 2013: America is run by the people for the people–let us not forget. Morphs by Brisson Design, music by Carolina Taylor produced by Steve Nagel of UVPAQLITE in memory of David A. Noble (1984-2012) he never liked clowns.
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