Saturday, September 27, 2014

Good Riddance to Bad Politics

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says everybody’s still talking about Eric Holder’s resignation, when the most corrupt Attorney General in History announced he was cutting-and-running after nearly six years as Obama’s hatchet man at the Department of Justice. Curiously, only 65% of American Voters thought Holder’s decisions have been motivated by politics. Holder’s Contempt of Congress will still proceed. Photoshop Editorial Spoofer Edward Cropper gives us his take.
Republicans seem glad to see Holder go, although they’d probably prefer to see him perp-walking out of office in handcuffs. Texas Congressman Louie Gohmert has only been calling for many years for Holder to resign: “Not only has he lied before members of Congress and, ultimately, been held in contempt, he has obfuscated the truth and been the most partisan, partial, prejudiced and self-pitying attorney general in my lifetime, including John Mitchell, who went to jail for his crime.”
Fellow Texas Congressman Steve Stockman says Eric Holder is “getting out while the getting is good, since Holder knows the House is after him to produce his emails in the IRS scandal involving Lois Lerner, and he wants to get out now, in the possibility the Republicans control both the House and Senate after the November elections.
Minnesota Congresswoman Michele Bachmann said, “Holder will be remembered for his total disregard for the Constitution and the rule of law, which has become emblematic of the lawless Obama administration.”
Oklahoma Congressman James Lankford said Holder has “consistently demonstrated to the American people that the main task during his tenure has been to protect the White House and the White House agenda, more than pursue justice to the fullest extent.”
And somebody ought to ask Judge Jeanne Pirro how she really feels about Eric Holder.
The Blower says it’s hard to imagine where Obama will ever find such a dishonest-and-destructive partisan hack to replace Eric Holder, who opened the door to gay marriage by refusing to defend Federal Law. Rush Limbaugh’s says Holder’s only resigning so Obama can appoint him to the Supreme Court while DemocRATS still control the Senate. Al Sharpton appears ready to help the White House select himself to replace Holder. Maybe Racebaiter #1 will announce his appointment this weekend when Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch honors Sharpton at her Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1964, the Warren Commission Report on the assassination of President John F. Kennedy was released, and amazingly today, nobody from the Obama Administration has yet blamed Mitt Romney or the TEA Party.
SPEAKING OF THE MITTSTER: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says: These days, more Americans think Romney would be doing a better job than Obama (42%-37%).
MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Actor Michael Moriarty’s statement (among others): “The attorney general should be enforcing the law, not policy,” and Shadow Attorney General Kevin Zeese at Thepeoplevoice.org’s “The next Attorney General should enforce the Rule of Law, Protect Constitutional Rights and Investigate Abuse of Power.”
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Obama’s Imam John Kerry, who wrote “Muslim Scholars Are Outraged About The Islamic State’s Brutality And Perversion Of Islam” in his Boston Globe Op-Ed.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Attorneys for Ohio asked the U.S. Supreme Court on Thursday to delay a federal judge’s order that expands the swing state’s early voting schedule this fall. The request comes a day after a three-judge panel of a federal appeals court upheld the order that would allow early ballots to be cast next week. The Whistleblower Newswire is already counting the hours, and Early DemocRAT Vote Frauders are already camping outside the Hamilton County Board of Elections to get a good place in line so they can get themselves on TV.

The Ohio Elections Commission also plans to appeal Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. Let’s face it, if Executive Director Philip Richter didn’t appeal, he’d have to retire early, since his commission has been and empowered to determine whether disputed statements were true or false for the past 19 years.

WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says Steve Fuller really understands the importance of “Team Spirit,” especially after the UC informed his students via Twitter that he would fail anyone who wore OSU gear during the week of UC’s big game with the Ohio State.
NOT REALLY A PROTEST: Thursday a “band of moms” greeted Ohio Lt. Governor Mary Taylor at a campaign stop in Anderson Township, where State Rep-Tile Peter $tautberg, whose opposition to Common Core landed the TEA Party its only true Statehouse victory in May’s Republican primaries when “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman cleaned $tautberg’s clock 54% to 46%, despite the Ohio GOP’s Million Dollar Smear Campaign. Ohio Second District Podiatrist Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup has strongly condemned Common Core and signed this letter to Obama’s Dysfunctional Education Secretary Arne Duncan. Hamilton County was the first of eight Republican County Central Committees in Ohio that have adopted or passed resolutions rejecting and condemning Common Core. Next door in Clermont County, the Cronies took Kasich-Taylor’s name of their sample ballot. So the Band of Moms asked the Lt. Governor to please tell Governor John R. Kasich to stop minimizing their efforts and to start supporting House Bill 597, the full repeal of Common Core in Ohio. So why does this picture on Facebook of Mary Taylor and Anderson’s TEA Party Anti-Common Core Mom Judy Guju make it look like they’re Best Friends Forever?

Also, Southwest Ohio’s Most Embarrassing Elected Official in History Jerry Springer will be the featured guest at Greg and Michele Young’s Indian Hill Mansion to campaign for the unknown Democrat running against “Bronze Star Brad” on November 6, that’s if anybody can figure out how to pronounce the guy’s name.

ADDITIONAL APATHY IN ANDERSON: TEA Party Township Trustee Andy Pappas says you can’t believe the lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers Candidates Forum scheduled for October 7 between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent wearing a goofy bow tie at the Anderson Center. The event will also be broadcast live on Anderson Community Cable TV for Warner Cable Subscribers paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years. Patriotic Pappas wonders Feckless Fishwrap Editrix Wedgie Washburn will be banning the Pledge of Allegiance, as has been reported at other Politically Correct LWV Debates across the country in the past.

Fishwrap Farm Teamers at The Forest Hills Urinal say their policy on columns about the Forrest Gump School Board’s outrageous $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot will be to publish no more than one column in favor and one column against. However, don’t be too surprised when you see all 37 letters telling you to vote for that egregiously excessive Tax Hike in Wednesday’s edition. Maybe that’s why former WLW Hate Radio Guy Darryl Parks always used to tell his listeners: “Anybody who votes for a school levy is stupid.”

OTHER ITEMS ON THE LIBERAL AGENDA finding favor in Wide World of Fishwrappery include promoting Abortion; Amnesty for Future DemocRAT Voters; Political Correctness; Supporting Sodomy Rites and Validating the Homosexual Life-style; Feminism; Tree-Hugging; Global Warming; G-uncontrol; Keeping People From Smoking; Diversity Uber Alles; Changing The Name of the Washington Redskins; Labor Unions, Brainwashing Children in Schools; Voting Rights for People Who Are Too Stupid to Vote; Streetcars, Obama’s Historic Legacy; Giving Away Free Stuff With Your Money; and Making Sure Not to Hurt the Feelings of All Those Murdering Muslim Bastards.
IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says folks on the DemocRATS’ Suckers List who enjoy getting e-mails groveling for donations five times a day from Alison Wondergams Grimes’ Campaign were amazed when an e-mail arrived on Friday asking them only to sign Alison’s Action Plan. Amazingly, there was an option where they could actually sign to show they supported the plan without being hassled for money for the 958th time, but when they clicked on “Click here to support Alison today,” they got the full treatment.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were complaining to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about the next 845 days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

“Things are even worse in Cincinnati,” Kane explained. “The Watch Me, Watch Me Five” (Original Soul Food Six Members Wendell Young, Charlie Windbag, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback) on Cincinnati City Clown-cil just proved they’ll do anything to get their names in the papers, and the same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, gave those Clowns four year terms.

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“Have a Nice Weekend” By James Jay Schifrin

Once sure sign of the high degree in which the work ethic is held by most Americans these days is everybody’s fanatical obsession with telling everyone they meet to have a nice weekend.

It used to be that everywhere you went, people were telling to have a nice day. Now the same strangers are telling you what kind of time to have on your weekend.

Mondays and Thursdays are devoted to asking what kind of weekend you had. Wednesday is a free day. On Thursday, people ask if you’re planning anything special for the weekend. And on Friday, no conversation can be officially concluded until each participant insists that the other has a nice weekend.

Americans preoccupation with wishing everybody a nice weekend is understandable, because people suffer so terribly during the week. Monday through Friday people put in their time on their jobs. Saturday and Sunday they don’t.

Things are different in other countries where pride in one’s job and productivity are higher. In Japan, for example, all day Saturday people ask each other what kind of week they had. And as the weekend comes to a close, they offer a prayer, saying, “Thank God it’s Sunday.”

This op-ed column first appeared in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols on August 15, 1984.

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