Daily Archives: September 21, 2014

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, September 21, 2014

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • image005OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S “IS ISIS ISLAMIC” STORY THIS WEEK was when Coach Obama’s went on TV last week for a pep rally where he announced his plan for the American Team’s opening game against the Islamic State Junior College Terrorists. Obama still wanted to arm those “moderate” Syrian rebels, but aren’t they the same ones who gave the weapons to ISIS in the first place, since those weapons are clearly marked “Property of US Government?” During that speech, Obama claimed: “ISIS was NOT Islamic.”
  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S “IS ISIS ISLAMIC” STORY THIS WEEK was when Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry insisted on Thursday that the Islamic State is “not Islamic,” underscoring the Obama Administration’s political effort to distinguish the terror group from mainstream Muslim Terrorists – but also causing consternation that the administration may once again be underplaying the threat of radical Islam.
  • AND OUR NUMBER OBAMA’S THREE “IS ISIS ISLAMIC” STORY THIS WEEK was when Alastair Crooke said: “Let us be plain: President Obama’s (and Kerry’s) basic premise that America and its allies are fighting a deviant, un-Islamic ideology, which must, and can be delegitimized by gathering together the Sunni Arab world to pronounce it ‘un-Islamic,’ simply underlines how little they ‘know’ about ISIS — with which they are about to go to war.”

  •  MONDAY in our Official “Politicians’ Right to Lie” E-dition, The Blower said, “There’s No Problem—the Voters Can Figure It Out!”

Legal Lying Season Has Officially Begun

          image008Every politician in America has been celebrating ever since Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled last week in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns, and not a moment to soon, since there are now only 50 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections on November 6.

But Lying Politicians Are Nothing New: Actually, it’s right there in the Declaration of Independence. Thomas Jefferson wrote, “We hold these truths to be self evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of MILFs.”

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  •  TUESDAY in our Special “Political Lying Season” E-dition, The Blower was “Calling All Fact Checkers” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image010Every politician in America has been celebrating ever since last week when I ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. —Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black

What else would you expect from the same Liberal Whacko Judge who ruled in favor of Same Sex Marriage? —Phil Burr-Ass at Citizens for Community Values   

And it’s not a moment to soon, since there are now only 49 more days until the 2014 Midterm Elections on November 6.DemocRAT Vote Frauders  

How much did Finney charge his clients for filing all those complaints whenever they were caught lying? —Ohio Elections Commission  

Is it now OK for me to tell all the students in my college political science class that it’s OK to lie? —Disgraced Former Ohio Second District Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt

Is it OK to tell Ohio’s First District DemocRATS I only got 3% of the vote when I ran as a Republican against “Mean Jean” and “Bronze Star” Brad” Wenstrup in the 2012 Republican Congressional Primary, even if it is true? Flim-Flamming Flyboy Fred Kundrata

How many lies have I been caught in during my Ohio Gubernatorial Campaign. —Doomed DemocRAT Ed FitzGerald

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Mahogany’s Racial Extortion” E-dition, The Blower said “Suppose We Sponsored a Race Riot and Nobody Protested?”

image013The Blower is counting the hours until 2PM this afternoon when supporters of Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant formerly at the Banks will be rioting outside Cincinnati City Hall, and Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception shows us Liz has already cooked her own goose for the occasion.

On Tuesday the City of Cincinnati declined the offer of Deadbeat Liz Rogers to buy Mahogany restaurant’s fixtures from the city for $12,000 after the city gave her a million dollars for the same equipment. 

Deadbeat Liz also wanted the city to wipe away her $360,000 loan, just because she’s Liz and everybody should do what she wants.  In a letter to the City, she stated she might sue the City if they didn’t forgive her loan.  This woman has gotten away with not paying her bills for years while whining and blaming others.  Isn’t it time she just gets the hell out and stays out of Cincinnati?

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  •  THURSDAY, in our Special “Common Sense at City Hall” E-dition, The Blower said, “Money Talks, and Bullshit Walks!”

What Happened At Mahogany’s Protest?

image014RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston admits to The Blower that the spontaneous orchestrated racial rioting outside Cincinnati City Hall at 2 PM on Wednesday to protest the City’s heartless decision not to forgive that miniscule million-dollars for Liz Roger’s Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks was a complete and utter failure.  Racial Racketeer #1 Al Sharpton didn’t show up. Racial Racketeer # 2 Jesse Jackson didn’t show up. Even Black Vote Fraud Organizer Stevecia Reese didn’t show up. And not a single member of Cincinnati’s City Clown-cil’s Soul Food Six (Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas) who voted to give Liz all that money was anywhere to be seen, either.

 Channel 9 “Substantially True” News is reporting Liz Rogers, the embattled owner of Mahogany’s at the Banks, is accusing “a single source in the city administration” of conducting a smear campaign against her and her restaurant. Wrong, Niners! The Blower has dozens of snitches at in the city administration.

The City of Cincinnati has a life insurance policy on Liz and Trent Rogers; the City better hope they jump off the Suspension Bridge or the over-taxed payers will never get a dime of their money back. But if they’re looking for a place to take up a collection, The Blower has a good place to start.

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  • FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”

Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:

image016Why, it’s none other than Ohio Elections Commission Director Phil Richter, who suddenly has a whole lot of free time on his hands, with nothing else to do than dream of all of Finney’s Falsifiers not currently being held to account for all their political prevarications.

“Just wait till the weekend before Election Day when politicians know they won’t be punished for their campaign lies,” Richter explained. “How’s a candidate supposed to get the truth out when his opponent attacks him with a million dollars worth of lies at the last minute?”

Which is why The Blower is honored to choose the under-worked Mr. Richter to be this week’s guest editor and choose three items that have absolutely nothing to do with political lying plus a Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.

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  • SATURDAY in Special “Summer’s Nearly Over” E-dition, The Blower said, “Is Obama ready for his fall?”

image018Whistleblower Weather-guesser Delkus Apuozzo says as of 10:29 PM EDT on Monday, September 22, the 2014 Summer of our Discontent will be officially concluded and hopefully, the Fall of the Obama Administration will have formally begun.

Despite talk of impeachment, there are still 852 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached, not that all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice, would ever know the difference.

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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz

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Today’s Top Item On The Liberal Agenda

  • image021PRESIDENTIAL SECURITY is always among the highest priorities on the Liberal Agenda whenever a DemocRAT has been elected to the highest office in the land. So it was especially embarrassing for Obama’s Secret Service this week, when for the second week in a row, a man jumped the White House fence. This time Omar J. Gonzalez, 42, of Copperas Cove, Texas was able to get inside the White House, and the building had to be evacuated. Now you know why we have so much trouble keeping Illegal Immigrants from crossing our borders, when they can’t even remember to lock the doors at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
  • UPDATE: On Saturday, Bomb technicians were investigating a vehicle after a man drove up to a White House gate and refused to leave, before being arrested — a day after another man jumped the fence and reached the building before being stopped.
  • TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Dead Broke Hillary Clinton,  slammed Congress for being out of touch with the common people. No Kidding. Hillary’s 2016 Presidential Campaign, in case you haven’t heard, is being endorsed locally by Both Cincinnati DemocRAT Midget Mayor John Cranley and his former rival Foxy Roxanne Qualls, and quite possibly Nathan “Cornbread” Smith in Northern Kentucky.

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The Feck Stops Here

  • image025OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Thursday, Rob “Fighting for Same Sex Marriage” Portman’s 2016 Presidential Campaign got a free full-page for The Robmeister to complain about the way Obama has been mishandling his War on ISIS.

BTW, did anybody see if The Fishwrap reported how Portman voted when the Senate approved Obama’s cockamamie plan to train and equip all those “moderate” Syrian Terrorists who just made peace with ISIS?


Whistleblower Guest Column and Election Letter Policy

image027Here are The Blower’s guidelines for elections-related guest columns and letters to the editor. Columns must be no more than 100 words, but letters may be up to 57 words. All letters and columns are subject to extreme editing. Columns must include a color nude photo (jpg format) and a complete background check of the author. For levies and ballot issues, we will run one column opposed to the issue and one column against. Columns should be from official anti-levy groups.   


More Breaking News

  • image028IN COLUMBUS:  Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders Ohio DemocRATS can’t stop whining that Ohio Republican Governor Kasich-Taylor just said “Hell No” to giving their Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald all that free publicity he might receive at a campaign debate. But instead, the Ohio Republican Party spoofed gubernatorial candidate Ed FitzGerald’s campaign, BuzzFeed style, and what a nasty piece of work it was.  Now here’s the “Twenty Reasons Why Ed FitzGerald Hasn’t Released His Jobs Plan.”
  • AT CINCINNATI CITY HALL:  Cincinnati Police Chief “Rodney Dangerfield” Blackwell is just trying to institute a bit of order in the ranks.  After all, as many butts as he had to kiss to make it to the top,  he figures it’s a good character building exercise for the rest of the men to do the same.  And with all the quasi-military apparatus and heavy motorized S.W.A.T. gear available, he needs to start acting quasi-professional.  Maybe that’s why his men are calling him Quasi-moto. 

Besides, if the Chief is on a decorum campaign, why shouldn’t his staff lie to him just like the politicians always do? Every police and firefighter chief knows they do!  Duh. And thanks to Chris Finney, fibbing isn’t illegal for them! Do you think soon to be ex-judge Hunter will try fibbing on the stand?  ‘Vegas odds are betting she will, if she dares to take the stand!

And here’s a good public records request somebody should make.  All vehicles in the police fleet are inspected and mileage is recorded each month.  With the police chief living in Mt. Adams just how many miles can you put on tax payer vehicle driving from Mt. Adams to 310 Ezzard Charles Drive five days a week?  Of course unless you factor in trips to Columbus on the over-taxed payers’ dime.

Our City Hall Snitch says there is a rumor going around about concerns with Cincinnati’s “Gender Orientation” language.  It seems there is a Sixth Circuit Court precedent that recognizes 30+ different kinds of orientations.  Sounds like a good opportunity for a crossword puzzle coming soon…

Troublemaking-Tailgater Tino DelGato says Mahogany’s restaurant still wants to relocate. It will be known as the Money pit. The “Soul Food” Six on Clown-sale spent over $900,000 on Mahogany’s not to mention over $133 million on the Folly Trolley. They are now “qualified” to run for Congress. Go Figure!!!

Channel 12 reported a 21-year-old guy was shot in the genitals at 13th and Republic Streets, and ran to 12th and Republic. James “The Rock Bogen reported the guy’s time was 2.1 seconds. Curiously, the shooter was not our old friend Officer Martin.

  • image029ARE WE HAVING FUN YET? Cincinnati Midget Mayor John Cranley thinks we should have even more fun. During his first State of the City speech Thursday night he announced a plan to appoint a “Commissioner of Fun” – the first one in the country as far as we can tell. Yes, you read that right: A city job — albeit an unpaid one, with no office — dedicated to making Cincinnati more fun.
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: Whistleblower Alternate Lifestyles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis say Mayor Cranley is also proposing a Bier Garden in Mt Airy Forest… will this be a Gay Garden?  Mt. Fairy Forest has been the hangout for men meeting men in the woods for years. Now, you can add men drinking beer with men in the woods. Nightly songfests will start with a rousing chorus of “Beer Barrel Poke’em”.
  • WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDRY FURBALL reports Typical Reds Rooter Farley Fairweather says the Reds were in the playoffs three of the last four years under their manager Dusty Baker. Prior to that run they had not been in the playoffs since 1995. They fired Dusty and promoted Bryan Price to the job. This year the Reds can set a major league record for most one-run loses. As of Saturday, they were at 38 of those one-run loses with eight games remaining. The Record is 44 by the Chicago White Sox set in 1968. The Reds started their Junior Varsity Team versus the Cubs, and then they were swept by the last place Cubs and now have a shot at last place replacing the Cubs in the cellar. They will also draw over 2.3 million fans to view that run. Saint Louis could finish first again and will draw 3.5 million fans with the SAME payroll as the Reds. And if Aroldis Chapman doesn’t think he’s going to be traded, why’d he move all the furniture out of his house in Anderson Township?
  • image030WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES: Another reason you pay too much for health insurance and medical care. Non-profits have to find ways to get rid of their excess money collected from insurance companies.  They spend it on school systems so they get exclusive rights to treat the students who in turn use their parent’s insurance policy to pay back into the hospital’s coffers.
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Ditzy DemocRAT Judge Traci Hunter’s lawyers might try the “I did not mean to do it” defense. It usually worked when we were kids. And what are the two things she brings into court ever day? I’s not a pen and paper. Try a Bible, to read while people are testifying, and lip gloss, to look especially alluring for those white male jurors.
  • FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Is it time to go yet?  How many more trunk loads of cash will Mary “Money Bags” Ronen carry out of the Bored of Ed before they wake-up and realize that FAILED CPS got all EFFISSES (F’s) on the State Report Card just released by the Dept. of Education?  Too bad Odell’s raise isn’t attached to his brainchild, the STEM high school he stuffed in the south wing of Cincinnati State.  CS STEM also got all EFFISSES on their report card.  If the “BIG O” wonders why, it’s because their students are running all over the campus wearing their green uniform shirts.  It makes one wonder:  “Are they ever in class?” 
  • image032MILITARY VOTING: The Ohio Republican Party has created a tool to help you send service members information about how they can request an absentee ballot for the 2014 Elections on November 4. Beginning on September 20, ballots will be transmitted to registered Ohio voters who are serving overseas and have requested a ballot. This is 10-days earlier than the September 30 start of early and absentee voting for all other Ohioans. (The Blower believes Both Patriotic DemocRATS could sign up here too.)
  • APATHY IN ANDERSON: TEA Party Township Trustee Andy Pappas says you can’t believe the lack of interest in that League of Women Vipers Candidates Forum scheduled for October 7 between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent wearing a goofy bow tie at the Anderson Center. The event will also be broadcast live on Anderson Community Cable TV for Warner Cable Subscribers paying that exorbitant Franchise Fee the Township has been skimming for years.

The Blower would love to tell you the name of Brinkman’s opponent but it did not appear on the Primary ballot since the buffoon failed to get the 50 signatures necessary to file as a candidate.  This is something Jim Tarbell has also failed to do when he ran for Cincinnati Public School board. Think about that, how hard can it be to get the necessary amount of signatures to run for office with such a low number required?  Maybe it is about competence, too.

  • OUTRAGED IN ANDERSON: Now everyone can go on the Double-Dipping Disingenuous DemocRAT County Auditor Who’s Always Permitted to Run Unopposed by the RINOs at 700 Walnut Street’s web page and see how much his taxes would increase if he was dumb enough to vote for the Forrest Gump School Board’s outrageous $103 million building bond issue on the November ballot. Here’s an example:

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  • image034IN CLERMONT COUNTY: Did the Clermont County Republican Central Committee really vote to remove John Kasich’s name from the sample ballot?
  • BROWN COUNTY BLAST: Our Brown County Blower Reporter wants us to guess which State-reptile was the only Republican incumbent NOT to be endorsed by Buckeye Firearms? It was none other than 66th District State-reptile Double-Dipper Doug Green. Additionally, you might recall that 66th District State-reptile Double-Dipper Doug Green was the only incumbent Republican NOT endorsed by Cincinnati Right to Life. What is 66th District State-reptile Double Dipper Doug Green hiding? When will 66th District State-reptile Double Dipper Doug Green come out of the closet?
  • image036AND IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Saturday people on the DemocRATS’ Suckers List got yet  another e-mail from Alison Wondergams Grimes’ Campaign. This one advised that by the end of September, they’ll be facing their biggest moment yet: the final end of quarter fundraising deadline of the campaign. That’s why they need your $5 donation today.

Just in time for the Election, a new book on Alison’s opponent, Bitch McConnell, dubs our GOP U.S. Senate Minority Leader “The Cynic,” claiming his evolution from political moderate to hard-line conservative has been driven by an instinct for self-preservation and a desire to win. At the same time, the author portrays McConnell as the embodiment of the political dysfunction in Washington – indeed, as one of its chief enablers. What’s new about any of that? Blower readers have been hearing the same thing for years.

The Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting has some more news on Nathan “Cornbread” Smith’s trailer park company, SSK Communities in Erlanger, and accusations from his residents in Louisville and Northern Kentucky that he’s gouging them on water rates. WHAS-TV in Louisville had two I-Team reports in August (“Autumn Lake Pointe residents say they can’t afford high cost of living” and “State of Ky. wants to make sure water is safe for mobile home residents”) Also, WKRC Channel 12 did this one more recently, but The Fishwrap hasn’t touched it. And did The Blower forget to mention, the same Nathan “Cornbread” Smith is Bluegrass DemocRAT Attorney General Jack Conway’s gubernatorial campaign chairman.

That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters including lovely Lisa Wells (the attorney who replaced Crazy Eric on WLW Hate Radio) were amused to see Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley’s order this week barring “Crazy Eric” from practice in Federal Court. [CHECK OUT THAT ORDER HERE]. That was almost as interesting as that 164-page deposition filed in Hamilton County Judge Jody Luebbers’ Court which certainly makes it look as if Crazy Eric is really continuing to practice law. [SEE THAT DEPOSITION HERE]. The Blower bets “Crazy Eric” hopes the Supreme Courts in Ohio and Kentucky never find out about this.

A Concerned Citizen wonders if anyone at Northern Kentucky Sanitation District 1 can tell us what the black guy does who drives a Sheriff’s vehicle around all day. Is he on SD payroll and what is his title?

And Boondoggle County gamblers are now getting with their closet bookie friends, odds on what could be a big payout. Gary Moore does have a challenger in Nov. from a libertarian candidate. Does Moore feel he is enough of a threat to attend his church in Florence again, one more time this year? Moore has not been seen at Florence Baptist since May 18, where he was spotted on the FRONT row, raising his hands to the heavens and praising Jesus. That was just two days before election. He has not been back since. Odds right now are 20-1, he will not be there and odds are only 2-5 that if he does show up, he will be back on the front row. Sun. Nov. 2 will be here before you know it. Get your bets in now, before the odds decrease.


More Politics Unusual

  • image037OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “During President Obama’s visit to an elementary school yesterday, one little boy actually asked him if he ever fought in the Civil War. Obama told the boy he did not, but he re-enacts it with Congress all the time. Obama actually told the student, ‘No I was born in 1961.’ Then the kid said, ‘Where?’ Then Obama said, ‘Uh, next question.’ ”
  • image039LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #268 is to ask a liberal, “If God really cares about cruelty to animals, how come he made foie gras taste so delicious?”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says most voters believe the U.S. military already has too many missions these days, but they also think it’s likely that fighting in Iraq will soon be added to the list. A lot of voters would prefer to see the military on border patrol instead. 42%say fighting ISIS is a better use of the military than patrolling the southern border to stop illegal immigration or helping to fight the Ebola epidemic in Africa. 31% see patrolling the border as a better use of the military, while just 17% say that of fighting Ebola.
  • image041IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “KRAUTFEST,” We all found out how long The Blower’s has been writing about Oktoberfest. This op-ed column actually appeared in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on today’s date in 1780, Benedict Arnold committed treason and today, Obama and his Disingenuous DemocRATS are calling House Republicans who didn’t vote to fund his Whatever Against ISIS traitors, too. It seems Boehner and his RINOs in the House caved in again to Obama on his cockamamie campaign, while Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate won’t be voting a broad resolution authorizing military strikes against the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria (ISIS) after the midterm elections. Maybe that’s why Our Special Ed teacher who knows a lot about behavior modification says we should give Boehner a pat on the back. We can always kick him in the ass later.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Lisa Shearin’s “It’s not treason if you win.”
  • image042MORE POLITICAL POETRY: It’s almost time for our Autumnal Equinox, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

Autumn Amour
Fall is here
Girls cover up
Now there’s more to take off
Before boys can start to shtup!

  • image044THE MUCK STOPS HERE: With Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns the Muck will really be flying during only 44 more days until the 2014 Midterm Election.
  • image046SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL:  Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]
  • image048THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others,

But the fact that in Obama’s America, the post-recession economy has undergone the slowest recovery in 70 years. In addition to more than 6% unemployment five years after the recession officially ended, labor force participation has fallen sharply since the recession began in December 2007. Today, 6.9 million fewer Americans are working or searching for work. The drop in unemployment since 2009 is almost entirely due to the fact that those not looking for work do not count as unemployed.

Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.

Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.

IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

image050Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

This week we’re featuring Juanito Rameriz, a lonely little 9-year-old Latino lad who lived in squalor with his family in one of WESTCO’s dilapidated buildings in Lower Price Hill. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.

  • image051FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were telling Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower really wanted to be fair-and-balanced, every time we featured  a “Liberals Say the Stupidest Thing” Award, the least we could do would be to present a “Conservative Comeback.” So when Obama and Kerry won’t say we’re at War with ISIS, Sarah Palin could say, “War is Hell, so go big or go home?” 

                    AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:  

  • image053Monday (September 22) we’ll be featuring our “Negative Advertsing” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 852 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
  • Tuesday (September 23) we’ll celebrating “Dogs in Politics Day,” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” we’ll see if anybody calls our female candidate “Bitches.”
  • Wednesday, (September 24) we’ll celebrating the beginning of the Jewish New Year at sundown, and we’ll be wishing everybody a Happy 5775!
  • Thursday (September 25) is “National Comic Book Day,” and Whistleblower Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis will be checking out why Comic Books are once more at the front of the culture war with the controversy over Bat Woman’s gay wedding.
  • The first line of Friday’s (September 26) limerick is: “When the Reds didn’t clinch the pennant this year.”
  • And Saturday (September 27) is “Ask a Stupid Question Day” so all to reporters need to get ready for that, especially everybody still waiting to hear how the National Society for Professional Journalists’ Ethics Code was updated after many years.

image057Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 


 Whistleblower Video of the Day

  Is ISIS Islamic?

image059(Sent in by Ben Shapiro’s Truth Revolt: In which our intrepid host, Andrew Klavan, employs a crack team of investigators to determine if President Obama is correct when he declares that the terror group ISIS is not, in fact, Islamic.)

image057Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.


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