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Obama’s Official Jewish New Year Greetings

Everybody’s waiting to hear Obama’s really sincere Jewish New Year greetings at sundown tonight wishing rich Jewish donors a year of peace while making a thinly-veiled plug for his “Phony Baloney Economic Recovery” speech series in his video greeting for those celebrating the Jewish High Holidays. [WATCH IT HERE, IF YOU MUST]
Tuesday morning, Our Novel Peace Prize Winning President couldn’t stop crowing to his flock of White House reporters about his first round of airstrikes against ISIS inside Syria. And who says Obama couldn’t command a mighty coalition? Arab Military Powerhouses like Bahrain, Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the United Arab Emirates were also given credit for being in on the attack. Any comparisons among the Man in the Empty Hawk Suit, Reagan, and Bush was truly ridiculous.
Jews in Cincinnati remember two years ago during the Rosh Hashanah when Obama came to town on another over-taxed payer funded campaign and fund-raising trip to conduct High Holiday Services at Murray Seasongood Pavilion in Eden Park for all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
At the same time, Obama was appearing in an ad for Palestinian Terrorists, while Republican Presidential Candidate Rick Perry was speaking to Jews in New York.
This year, however, the Obama Regime is giving 71 million of our over-taxed payers dollars to the U.N. Agency that hid Hamas’ rockets to rebuild Gaza, even after that useless U.N. Agency admitted finding Hamas rockets in their facilities on a number of occasions during the Gaza operation and then handing those same rockets back to Hamas so they could use them to kill more Israelis, while Obama’s State Department was busy rebuking Israel after the Israeli Defense Force struck those same U.N. Facilities used by Hamas as cover to launch their rockets and mortars.
Have Jewish Voters yet begun to have a few doubts about Obama, ever since that well-known terrorist group took over Egypt and proved Obama’s so-called “Arab Spring” was nothing more than a radical Islamic nightmare? Obama couldn’t wait to congratulate the Muslim Brotherhood, especially after those fanatics claimed their future capital would be in Jerusalem.
Obama is still rejecting any denigration of Islam, but insisting there was no excuse for attacks on the US embassy in Benghazi on the anniversary of 9/11 last year left American Chris Stevens among those murdered. After the Muslim Massacre, Obama and everybody in his administration have spent the past two years lying about it, while Obama Supporters in the Press and feckless Republicans in Congress are still covering up what really happened. Congratulations, Obama—you built that!
In reality, it signified a total collapse of Obama’s Foreign Policy in the Middle East, where Hillary’s Bungle in Benghazi on 9/11 got American diplomats murdered in a premeditated attack about which the USA had been warned. Or maybe it was Obama’s refusal to meet with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as an Armada of US and British naval power was massing in the Persian Gulf with Israel preparing a pre-emptive strike against Iran’s covert nuclear weapons program, particularly since intelligence reports indicated Iran had a cache of nuclear missiles that could hit any Israeli city. Did Obama really invite now deposed Egyptian President Mohammad Morsi, a member of the Muslim Brotherhood, to meet with him in New York that week? Perhaps Congress should’ve invited Netanyahu to explain the situation to the American people during the annual UN meetings. That might get Obama’s attention.
This year, the Incompetent Obama Administration is outdoing even itself, as Obama and his Clueless Current Secretary of State John Kerry continue to claim those Murdering Islamic Terrorists Obama just bombed the bejesus out of on Tuesday are not really Islamic.
And as leading Israeli officials publicly strike a tone of muted support for Obama’s decision to “degrade and destroy” the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria (“ISIS),” “ISIL,” or “Islamic State,” in private, senior Israeli officials and foreign policy analysts are expressing grave disappointment with the conduct of their ally in Washington. They call him a “disastrously weak leader,” because this is not the way a superpower is supposed to act. Next week will be more of the same when Obama and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu meet next week, as the White House “denies any deal with Iran” regarding the fight against Islamic State (IS) militants and talks over Tehran’s nuclear program.
Remember when our Late Night TV Jokewatcher liked Jay Leno’s “Obama is trying to get congressional approval before we attack Syria. And if that works, there’s talk we might even consider bringing back the rest of the Constitution,” and “Obama is pretty clever. Did you see what he is doing to get Congress to approve the attack? He told them Syrian President Assad supports ObamaCare. Also, Conan O’Brien said, “Syria’s President Assad referred to Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback.”
Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says according to exit polls, 69% of Jews cast their ballot for the Obama in 2012, compared to 78% in 2008. Amazingly, a majority of American Jews would still support him today. A poll released by Gallup in July 2014 showed Obama’s approval rating among Jews has dropped to 55%, 7 points lower than his presidency’s average and 22% lower than at the start of his presidency. Disapproval of Obama among Jews stood at 41%. Unfortunately, if Obama were running for a third term, American Jews would vote for him again.
Yesterday at the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane wished a Happy New Year to our Jewish friends! “Unfortunately,” Kane explained, “every New Year will seem like the same old year for Jews in Israel during the next 849 days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.

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