Tuesday, September 23, 2014
Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers
Please stop ridiculing us whenever we say you shouldn’t criticize politicians by calling them nasty names, even though “Nasty Name-Calling” is a Primary Progressive Political Premise. — Liberal Agenda Letter Writers- Aren’t these the same hypocrites who agreed with my recent ruling legalizing “Politicians’ Right to Lie” for Finney’s Fibbers during political campaigns? —Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black
- The answer to “Nasty Name-Calling” in politics is not to force silence (by forbidding “Nasty Name-Calling”) but to encourage “Nasty Name-Calling” in response, so the voters, not the Government, can decide what the political truth is. —American Civil Liberties Union
- We really like the way The Blower criticizes politicians in the harshest possible terms, especially when they call a spade a spade, a lying bitch a lying bitch, a corrupt political party boss corrupt, and a masturbating trustee a masturbator. —Persons of Consequence Permitted to Subscribe to The Blower
- Our readers especially enjoy the Nasty Nicknames Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane makes us come up with. —Whistleblower Summer Interns Olivia, Damon, Wyatt, and Tristan
“Nasty Name-Calling” is an important part of the 2014 Negative Political Advertising Season, now in full swing. —Greedy TV Ad Salesmen- To show proper respect, from now on, all Cincinnati Police Officers will use my new Official Whistleblower Nickname. —His Excellency, Police Chief for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Jeffrey Blackwell Dada, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Seas and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular
- Do you think there’ll be any more “Nasty Name-Calling” in my courtroom at Ditzy DemocRAT Juvie Judge Traci Hunter’s trial this week? —Judge Nick Nadel
- Did Disgruntled DemocRATS call us Nasty Names after we endorsed Hillary’s 2016 Presidential Campaign? —Disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls
The only “Nasty Name-Calling” allowed at “Taste of Tarbell,” (my official campaign kickoff party at Memorial Hall tonight), will be about those douchebags I’m running against for Hamilton County Commissioner. —Write in Candidate Jim TarBall - Now that Deadbeat Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks is closed, will The Blower still be calling us Nasty Names? — The Soul Food Six on Cincinnati City Clown-cil (Wendell Young, Charlie Winburn, rich heiress boy Alexander Paul George Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, Laure “Not So” Cleanlivin’, and Cecil Thomas)
- Us too? —The Stupid Streetcar Six (Clown-cil Members Flynn Flam” are Clown-cil Gay Chris Squealback, P.G. Sittenfeld, Yvette Simpson, and Wendell Young, along with Vice Mayor David Mann)
- What Nasty Names did people call us after Sunday’s #ClimateMarch of the Goofy-Footed Alarmists? —The Anderson People’s Climate March
You can only imagine some of the Nasty Names Reds’ Season Ticket Holders are calling Cincinnati Reds Owner Bob Castellini these days, especially after they found out Aroldis Chapman moved all his stuff out of that house in Anderson last week. — Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall - Should we allow “Nasty Name-Calling” at next Tuesday’s so-called Candidates Debate between Returning 27th Ohio House District State Rep-Tile “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman and his unnamed DemocRAT Opponent wearing a goofy bow tie at the Anderson Center? —League of Women Vipers
- There was a lot of “Nasty Name-Calling” at last week’s Clermont County Republican Central Committee meeting when we removed Republican Governor John Kasich’s name from our sample ballot. —Clermont County Commissioner Dave Uible
- I always tell college students in my political science class how hurtful “Nasty Name-Calling” can be. —Disgraced Former Turkish Terrorist Loving Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt (Sometimes referred to as That Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch)
People on my DemocRATS’ Suckers List enjoy getting e-mails five times a day from my campaign groveling for donations, especially when I call Bitch McConnell nasty names. —Dingbat DemocRAT U.S. Senate Candidate Alison Wondergams Grimes- Do you think there’ll be any “Nasty Name-Calling” on Saturday when we honor Racebaiter# 1 at our Council on American Islamic Relations’ Annual Banquet? —Erlanger, KY’s National CAIR Board Chair Roula Allouch
- Would you consider it “Nasty Name-Calling” after we referred to Obama as “the Mule of the Jews” and Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry as “The Uncircumcised Old Geezer” in our latest audio release? —ISIS
- Sometimes outraged and overcharged tenants in my trailer parks call me Nasty Names. —Nathan “Cornbread” Smith (Bluegrass DemocRAT Attorney General Jack Conway’s Gubernatorial Campaign Chairman)
- Sometimes outraged and overcharged clients wanting to find a good attorney call me Nasty Names, too. —Eric ‘Call Me Crazy,’ Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, The Supreme Courts in Ohio and Kentucky Think I’m No Longer Practicing Law, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator Deters
No fair calling us Nasty Names during Hispanic Heritage Month. —Illegal Immigrants Living on Welfare in Northern Kentucky- Does “Nasty Name Calling” only apply to politicians, or are celebrities on TV included, too? —“Trish the Dish” on Channel 19 News
- Politicians have always resorted to “Nasty Name-Calling” during political campaigns or public events with the intentions of gaining advantage over, or defending themselves from, an opponent or critic. —Hurley the Historian
- So you’re saying politicians just use “Nasty Name Calling” to get our attention, right? — Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Put Obama In The White House—Twice
- Isn’t The Blower ever going to explain where the word “Nasty” came from? —Your Quote for Today Committee
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