Wednesday, September 17, 2014
Rally ‘Round the Chitterlings
The Blower is counting the hours until 2PM Wednesday afternoon when supporters of Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant formerly at the Banks will be rioting outside Cincinnati City Hall, and Award Winning Illustrator Artis Conception shows us Liz has already cooked her own goose for the occasion.
On Tuesday the City of Cincinnati declined the offer of Deadbeat Liz Rogers to buy Mahogany restaurant’s fixtures from the city for $12,000 after the city gave her a million dollars for the same equipment.
Deadbeat Liz also wanted the city to wipe away her $360,000 loan, just because she’s Liz and everybody should do what she wants. In a letter to the City, she stated she might sue the City if they didn’t forgive her loan. This woman has gotten away with not paying her bills for years while whining and blaming others. Isn’t it time she just gets the hell out and stays out of Cincinnati?
Outraged Over-Taxed Payer Tino Delgato remembers Liz Rodgers’ recent press conference. Liz first offered her list of excuses for Mahogany’s demise. Then Liz promised to pay all of her delinquent financial obligations. Tino guesses she has changed her mind again as she now wants to be released from those obligations. Funny how 20 other businesses have opened up on the Banks. None of those businesses has offered up excuses or defaulted on their financial obligations. Go Figure!!!
Tino has told the city IF they also give him one of these gratis loans he will NOT protest either. The city should wait till January to tell Liz NO. That would be after the Bungal’s season and during cold weather when protestors will be hard to find. Go Figure!!!
OUR CITY HALL SNITCH said the City Manager was working on his response to Liz’s Lawyer’s Deranged Demands. On Clown-cil, the vermin were squirmin’ waiting for the City Mangler Harry Black’s Official Reply. However, The Blower’s Official Version for the City’s Response includes:
- Get your Deadbeat Black Ass outta da banks today after you scrub the grease out of the fryers, vents, and under the stove like the Board of Health cited you for in August.
- Your furniture will be stored on the curb like other landlords do when you don’t pay your rent.
- If you don’t pay your back rent your ass will be sued big time.
- Make your potential public protestors buy food at your next venture.
- Explain in 50 words or less what your lawyer is saying in his demands! You probably don’t understand what he’s saying either.
- Go away and take Judge Hunter with you. Do not come within 1,000 feet of the City of Cincinnati again.
Shown here are Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Traci Hunter (on trial this week before the very compassionate Judge Nick Nadel) and Local Muslim sympathizer Awan Afuqua Separated at Birth.
- ANOTHER LEGAL UPDATE: Liz’s Lawyer’s Deranged Demands are so ridiculous, most people thought “Crazy Eric” Deters was now working as a paralegal at Rob Croskery’s office, especially after Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley isn’t letting “Crazy Eric” practice in Federal Court, either. [CHECK OUT THAT ORDER HERE]
Our Good Friend Bobby Leach says if The Blower ever brings Fox’s Judge Jeanine to town, please seat me at her table. OR she can stay at my home. That is one well-preserved, experienced woman. I love her commentaries along with the Guy on HBO’s Sunday nights “Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow.” NO he can stay at YOUR place. If you think Bobby’s always been this much of a rake, check out some of his baby pictures we recently found on Facebook.
FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS are still celebrating Political Lies, claiming they protect “Speech” while promoting some lawyer nobody ever heard of from Mason’s book about “The American Myth of Religious Freedom.” Skaggie Maggie would have to double the size of the paper if they ever began educating the voters every time a candidate failed to tell the truth.- IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says the Ohio Republican Party is now calling on Doomed DemocRAT Gubernatorial Candidate Ed FitzGerald to return over-taxed payers’ money for mileage reimbursements he took while driving illegally, not to mention that $40 he got for jury duty while being paid as a County Commissioner, which was against the Cuyahoga County policy FitzGerald imposed upon other County employees. OUCH!
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS ANDY FURBALL says, just as The Blower predicted, when Reds fans woke up Tuesday morning, it was “Wait Till Next Year” Time after the team was “mathematically eliminated” Monday night: another superbly pitched game went for nothing as the Reds were once again beaten by a single run (1-0), this one coming in walk-off fashion at the hands of the lowly Chicago Cubs in the bottom of the ninth inning. FurBall says, The Blower started counting down the Reds’ “Tragic Number” in April. - HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1787 the U.S. Constitution was signed, which we believe still says it’s OK to use derogatory adjectives especially when criticizing stupid, inept, and dishonest politicians.
- THAT’S WHY YOUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Henry Kissinger’s: “Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.”
- WHISTLEBLOWER POLLSTER RON RASMUSSEN says nearly 70% of Americans say they lack confidence that Obama will achieve any goals the way he proposes to fight the terrorist group ISIS, according to a new NBC News/Wall Street Journal/Annenberg poll. What else can you expect from a Ditherer-in-Chief who can’t figure out whether to call his new enemy ISIS…ISIL, J.V. or the Loyal Order of the Raccoons? And did you see where all those students on the campus of George Mason University in Northern Virginia signed their name on the petition to “SUPPORT ISIS?” And Obama can’t stop whining because he’s not treated like Ronald Reagan.
The Blower predicts before it’s over, Obama will be complaining he’s not even treated like Ronald McDonald, if those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, ever really wake up during the next the 855 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Nancy Pelosi. Townhall says back in July, our former House Speaker and current Minority Leader said the terrorist group Hamas might be a humanitarian organization because the Qataris said so. Now, she’s warning about the end of civilization as we know it, “If Republicans win back the Senate in November.”- TODAY’S “CONSERVATIVE COMEBACK” WINNER IS DONALD TRUMP.
WHISTLEBLOWER 2014 SUMMER INTERNS Olivia, Damon, Wyatt, and Tristan say 23 years ago, when The Whistleblower used to be printed and delivered all over town, in Issue # 68 published on September 17, 1991 Edition’s our “Really Big Story” was about how much the Cincinnati Federation of Teachers was lavishing on candidates they’d endorsed for the Failed Cincinnati School Board and Cincinnati City Clown-cil. Our FCPS Teachers Union has certainly some a long way since then. - IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Comer-McDaniel is making a big splash in NoKY, but The Fishwrap misses the hidden clues:
Sources close to the Camboozler say that the strength of this ticket is in the details. Did anyone notice that it was Kenton GOP Chair Greg Shumate who started the event and it was the Fourth District GOP’s very own vice-chair, Janet Cuthrell that introduced McD? The rally crowd was loaded with elected officials and other GOP party members. Now, one would think that Matt “Bail Out Cockfighting” Bevin would stay out of this race as well as Cathy “Latvia” Bailey. We will stay on this one and provide you all the plainly available details that The Fishwrap misses.
In other news, the Campbell County Clandestine GOP Party is still meeting and telling the candidates they are ready to help. The Blower will be monitoring the state campaign contribution records and Election Day voter activities to see if they are just full of crap. Speaking of B.S., this same group emailed a poorly formed message to candidates for a special meeting held on September 9. No mention of even a moderate turnout, just a bunch of nervous Nelly candidates like Brian “I love the pay and OKI tolls” Painter, Charlie “Coach and Library Book Burner” Coleman, and the regular less than official/credible people like Nutsy Rogers (Yes, he does work for Congressman Massie), JR “Jailbird” Roth, Larry “Spellcheck” Robinson, Ken “Dad of Head Libtard Kenny” Moellman, Sr. The Blower wonders how many people are on Sheriff Candidate Mike Jansen’s job promise list. Seems he has cut way too many deals to employ them all and may have to make some special deputies with plastic “Special Deputy” badges for them to wear on “Special Occassions.” We will see how that budget increases next year and what Spendry, or perhaps Rechtin, plans to do about it. Maybe Nutsy Rogers and Pet Monkey Crazy Timmy Nolan are hoping to be chief deputies?
We did notice that former Boondoggle GOP chair and judicial candidate Rick “The Bruggemeister” Bruggeman is now playing all sides to win his race. He has been seen at all sorts of events and shaking hands with even some of his most famous political enemies. The Blower predicts he will win, and we will see if any of his fringe tendencies show up from the bench. Didn’t he start his own church (not approved by the Vatican)? At least there won’t be any more Hail Mary’s at the GOP Christmas show this year, we think anyway.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how Cincinnati’s new City Mangler Harry Black should’ve responded to Deadbeat Liz’s Lawyer’s Racial Extortion Demands. “That reminds me of the good old days when I was but a lowly Op-Ed Columnist at the Mt. Washington Press,” Kane explained. “Renowned Publisher Dennis Nichols had a big rubber stamp for whenever he received such a letter, where he could stamp ‘GO TO HELL’ in big red letters on the egregious epistle and return it to the sender forthwith. As I recall, Dennis used to use it a lot, especially when people sent him past due letters.”
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Dennis Nichols. Is that a coincidence or what?
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Sent in Ben Shapiro’s Truth Revolt, in which our host, Andrew Klavan, recounts the litany of assurances Barack Obama and his leftist companions have made, none of which are true…
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