Sunday, September 14, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA’S ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was when Coach Obama’s went on TV last night for a pep rally where he announced his plan for the American Team’s opening game against the Islamic State Junior College Terrorists. Obama still wanted to arm those “moderate” Syrian rebels, but aren’t they the same ones who gave the weapons to ISIS in the first place, since those weapons are clearly marked “Property of US Government?”- OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA’S ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was when the Obama Administration couldn’t agree on what to call those Murdering Muslims we’re fighting. Is it the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria “ISIS,” “ISIL,” or “Islamic State?” It really doesn’t matter what you call those Murdering Muslims known for killing dozens of people at a time, carrying out public executions, beheadings, crucifixions and other brutal acts. They’re still planning to come to American and cut your head off.
- AND OUR NUMBER OBAMA’S THREE ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was when the Obama Administration couldn’t decide if the military action we’re currently fighting against those Murdering Muslims is actually a “War.” No kidding. On Saturday Obama restated his plan to destroy Islamic State but did not say the United States “is at war” with the Middle East terror group, creating even more uncertainty what exactly is the U.S. mission. Meanwhile, Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry completed his visit to the Middle East on Saturday without finding any partners for a US-led coalition against ISIS. Egypt supported the initiative while efforts in Turkey were less successful with the Turkish government not allowing American fighter planes to attack from its airspace. Iran also didn’t sign on as a partner. Also on Saturday, Pope Francis said the spate of conflicts around the globe today were effectively a “piecemeal” Third World War, condemning the arms trade and “plotters of terrorism” sowing death and destruction. Sunday’s TV Talk Shows will no doubt talk that point to death.
- MONDAY in our Annual “Remembering September 10″ E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s just like Groundhog’s Day for the DemocRATS!”
And The Blower Remembers
Hurley the Historian says on September 10, 2001, Americans had not yet been attacked by those Murdering Muslim terrorists on our own soil, and Obama, his Dysfunctional DemocRATs, and all those Kneepad Liberals in the Press who still believe things have never changed, except that two years ago on September 11, where four Americans were murdered at Obama’s and Hillary’s Benghazi Massacre right before Obama’s re-election, on 9/11’s eleventh anniversary.
A lot of people (including many of Obama’s advisors) still won’t even believe we’ve ever been in a War Against Terror. They still believe in negotiations, appeasement, and letting corrupt, bungling bureaucRATS at the United Nations protect us. These people are either just plain stupid or still in denial, or worse yet, they’re lying liberals just continuing to bash Bush and try to fool all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, one more time, during the remaining 867 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Obama’s Next Promise” E-dition, The Blower reported it was “If you like your head you can keep it!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
On September 10, 2001, Americans had not yet been attacked by those Murdering Muslim terrorists on our own soil, and Obama, his Dysfunctional DemocRATs, and all those Kneepad Liberals in the Press who still believe things have never changed, except that two years ago on September 11, where four Americans were murdered at Obama’s and Hillary’s Benghazi Massacre right before Obama’s re-election, on 9/11’s eleventh anniversary. —Hurley the Historian
Barack Obama, Warrior President has just returned after leading from behind at last week’s Conference in Wales with a broad coalition of nations to join America in Obama’s latest Crusade in the Middle East with no firm commitment to wage a coordinated military campaign. —NATO
And we’ve already drafted a sternly-worded letter. —The United Nations
America is now waiting for Obama’s big speech on the eve of the 9/11 Anniversary, where he says he’ll outline his administration’s plans for fighting ISIS without asking Congress for approval. All day Monday and Tuesday we’ve be promoting that speech like it’s the Sermon on the Mount. —Obama Supporters in the Press
TV Newscasters tell us it’s going to be the most important speech he’s ever made. —Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Obama’s Game Plan” E-dition, The Blower said “Expect an early aerial attack, with no ground game!”
Tonight on ESPN
This week at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders have all been waiting for Coach Obama’s pep rally tonight at 9 PM before the American Team’s opening game against the Islamic State Junior College Terrorists. Some of The Blower’s famous friends plan watch too, and then again, some of them don’t.
OBAMA’S PRESS SECRETARY JOSH EARNEST, who’ll need to see how many of Obama’s lies he’ll have to refute tomorrow, plans to be watching.
OBAMA’S DOOFUS VICE PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN, who says Obama’s game plan will last long enough for long enough for him to run for President in 2016 on a “Stay the Course” campaign, plans to be watching.
GOP SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE JOHN BOEHNER, who’s waiting for Obama to show us his plan along with some balls, plans to be watching.
OBAMA’S GOOD DEMOCRAT SUPPORTER STEVE JOBS, who has returned from the grave to take all attention away from Obama’s multiple failures to introduce a clunky watch and a big cell phone, plans to be watching.
OBAMA’S CLUELESS SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY, who’s busy building Obama’s Anti-ISIS Coalition to demolish the distortion of one of the world’s great peaceful religions, plans to be watching.
DERANGED DEMOCRAT SENATOR MARK UDALL, who won today’s “Liberals Say The Stupidest Things” Award for claiming those American Journalists beheaded by ISIS would have supported Obama’s wimpy response,” plans to be watching.
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Keeping Our Fingers Crossed on 9/11” E-dition, The Blower said, “Liberals Whine: No Fair Mentioning Those Murdering Muslim Attacks Today!”
Is Everybody Feeling Safe This Morning?
Didn’t everybody watch Coach Obama’s pep rally on TV last night where he announced his plan for the American Team’s opening game against the Islamic State Junior College Terrorists? Does Obama still want to arm those “moderate” Syrian rebels? Aren’t they the same ones who gave the weapons to ISIS in the first place, since those weapons are clearly marked “Property of US Government?”
Were all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, watching? Only if their Prime Time TV Programs were pre-empted.
BUT WHAT’S IN A NAME: Is it the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria “ISIS,” “ISIL,” or “Islamic State?” It really doesn’t matter what you call those Murdering Muslims known for killing dozens of people at a time, carrying out public executions, beheadings, crucifixions and other brutal acts. They’re still planning to come to American and cut your head off.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than legendary local sportscaster Ken Broo, currently at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News, to call the play-by-play at Liz’s Eviction: “She’s outta here, she’s waaaaayyyy outta here!”
Which is why The Blower is honored to the Brooster to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Liz Rogers Eviction Updates plus a Liz Rogers Eviction Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
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- SATURDAY in Our Another “Whistleblower Gloating” E-dition, The Blower said, “Being The Blower means never having to say, “We’re sorry for saying We Told You So!”
Remembering the “Soul Food Six”
With word coming that the City of Cincinnati would NOT be bailing out Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks one more time, The Blower just wanted to interrupt its gloating long enough to remind you that these six Cincinnati City Clown-Sale members gleefully voted to throw away the city over-taxed payers’ money by giving deadbeat desperado Liz Rogers and her equally deadbeat husband Trent Rogers $686,000 to their failed business.
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Today’s Top Item On The Liberal Agenda
WHAT’S IN A NAME: CNN reports On Wednesday night, the war-stopping, our Nobel Peace Prize-winning President used a nationally televised address to announce a plan to “dismantle and ultimately destroy” the Sunni jihadists who have taunted America by beheading two captive U.S. journalists.- TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry, who on Thursday would not say the United States is at war with ISIS, explaining, “What we are doing is engaging in a very significant counterterrorism operation.”
The Feck Stops Here
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Equal Rights for Animals was on The Liberal Agenda at The Morning Fishwrap this week as Liberal Whining Season About Deer Killing in Cincinnati Parks began, especially for Liberal Whackos who live hear the parks and “know” the deer personally.
Meanwhile, Danny Deerstalker says, “Let the hunt for those overgrown, urban, landscape-eating rats begin!”
Another Fearless Whistleblower Prediction
With word coming that the City of Cincinnati would NOT be bailing out Liz Rogers’ Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks one more time after Pontius Pilate washed his hands of the whole mess, everybody’s wondering what the landlord plans to do with the Liz’s space, once the exterminators say it’s safe to go in there. Word is half will be used for Holy Grail’s second expansion without a grant or loan from the City, and the other half for a new Starbuck’s location.
Liz Rogers says she’s looking for a new place to serve her southern food. Ohio prisons have been having problems with the company that prepares its food (Mice droppings, moldy food and salmonella). How about Liz take over for the Penal System of Ohio. Lots of brothers and sisters who would appreciate some home cooking and she wouldn’t have to worry about not having customers. These customers are coming to eat three squares a day!
More Breaking News
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IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says with the dust already settling on the State-wide races, and the Premature Evacuation of DemocRATS from the Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald (even The Dispatch threw in the towel this week), what will happen to all those down ticket races? Will the state GOP start looking at local races, surely Monzel, Chabot, and Wenstrup won’t require support as Monzel’s opponent is off chasing the ghost of the other two candidates! Even Debbie Terhar’s replacement for state school board, Zac Haines is looking at two Doomed DemocRAT candidates splitting his opposition – and his main mantra was learned from Brinkman, and now Batchelder – “Down with Common Core!”
What the 2014 race really boils down to in Southwest Ohio is an all out push for the 28th State House seat, and seven judicial races. The D-RATS have put up several Sodomy Rites Activists with ties to (soon to be ex-) judge Hunter and a philandering drunk, who’s best attribute is that he is not as much a of curmudgeon as his dad. Now if only he’d call Norma back…
Meanwhile, did you see which idiot the Ohio Republican Party hired to manage their so called “victory centers” in Hamilton County?
- REMEMBERING 9/11: Former President George W. Bush spent 9/11 this year charmING more than 1,200 people attending the Cuyahoga Community College Presidential Scholarship Luncheon on Thursday. The Pain Dealer reported Bush chose not to give a speech, but spent nearly an hour in an easy chair answering questions posed by Tri-C President Alex Johnson. He punctuated anecdotes with humor, yet was serious about many issues, including the 9/11 terrorist attacks, which occurred 13 years ago.
POLITICANS’ RIGHT TO LIE: For former Ohio Second District Congresswoman “Mean Jean” Schmidt, COAST’s victory over the Ohio Elections Commission was bittersweet. On the one hand, she can go back to falsely claiming two college degrees without fear of prosecution, but on the other hand, David Kevorkian can remind everyone that she’s a Turkish Whore. Our Political Prevaricators call it a draw!
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Ditzy DemocRAT Judge Traci Hunter’s lawyers surely didn’t think there was a chance in hell Judge Nick Nadel was going to miss out on all that great publicity by moving her case out of my courtroom did they? When Nadel denied Judge Hunter’s lawyers ‘ motion for a change of venue, maybe he was just trying to protect them from a malpractice suit, since they’d never have gotten a jury pool with a single black juror if he’d transferred her case to Brown County or Adams County.- FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: John “No Left Turns in Goshen” Joseph says there ought to be a law against schools calling themselves “college preparatory” when they get an “F” rating from the Ohio board of Edumacation. The Failed Cincinnati Public Schools might as well give every kid a ipad and send them home to play games. FCPS is failing in educating the “dumb as rock kids” and spending a ton on money in the process. They should stop paying for teachers’ insurance and retirement when until they teach their students how to read and write cursive.
SHOW US THE MONEY: Troublemaking Tailgater Tino Delgato says the Haile Foundation is proposing 24% of the annual streetcar operating costs come from ticket sales and 8% from sponsorships and naming rights. I’m guessing this business plan concept is NOT used by the Airlines, cruise ships etc. Why not tax those who voted for it (along with those in the downtown and OTR areas as now proposed.) Their names appear on the signed referendum. They can keep all profits. Can you imagine if the trolley goes up the hill to the hospitals and UC etc? Now that opens up a huge taxing base. Go Figure!!! - FAT PEOPLE ON BIKES: After reading about the City’s Goofy Red Bike Program, Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin wonders who paid for a study that tells us what we already know, that even out of shape people can ride a bike downtown because downtown is flat.
- ANOTHER COUNTY HEARD FROM: Our Brown County Blower Reporter wonders why 66th District State-reptile Double Dipper Doug Green was the only incumbent Republican NOT endorsed by Cincinnati Right to Life. What is 66th District State-reptile Double Dipper Doug Green hiding? When will 66th District State-reptile Double Dipper Doug Green come out of the closet?
ANGRY IN ANDERSON: Reaction was swift at the Anderson Government Center after a police impersonator from Mt. Washington resident was arrested for beating up a driver on Sutton Road in Anderson Township this week. Anderson Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson said “Maybe the guy thought Disgraced Former Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien was masturbating in the car. Trustee Andy Pappas said, “I wish that guy had pulled me over. He’d still be in surgery.” Trustee Josh Gerth would’ve taken a silly selfie to put on his Facebook. Anderson Sheriff’s Deputies said “At least the son-of-a-bitch didn’t claim he was one of us.” And at the Anderson Area Chamber of Commerce, Executive Director Eric Miller said, “Maybe we should stop including Mt. Washington.” 
AND IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Saturday people on the DemocRATS’ Suckers List got another e-mail from Alison Wondergams Grimes’ Campaign, this one asking you to sign a birthday card for Alison’s grandmother Elsie, and while you were at it, maybe you could make another small donation.
More Politics Unusual
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Fallon’s “During a speech last night, President Obama announced that the U.S. will lead a huge multinational coalition to fight the terror groups in Iraq. Of course, most people just turned it off because they thought it was a rerun.”
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy, #261 is to say to a Liberal, “You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Dumbed-Down DemocRATS are more afraid of global warming than the threat posed by the Islamic State terrorists.
IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “THE RIGHT TO LIE,” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about were talking about how every politician in America is now celebrating how quickly Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black ruled in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns. This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN, who says on this date in 1901, U.S. President William McKinley died after being shot by a deranged anarchist during the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo, who still hasn’t apologized.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose George Bernard Shaw’s “Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.”
- GOING GALT: “Atlas Shrugged: Who Is John Galt?” hits theatres this weekend. Maybe now we’ll find out.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Obama came up with his so-called plan to fight those Murdering Muslims this week, and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
Homeland Insecurity
Homeland Security
Has become a farce.
Obama told Arizona, “Stick it up your arse.”
He’s put us deep in debt.
Holder is stonewalling
Obama says, “That’s swell.”
Who sold guns to the Mexicans?
The Dems will never tell
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: With Liberal Whacko Judge Tim Black’s ruling in favor of COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney’s case to allow those same politicians the “Right to Lie” during political campaigns the Muck will really be flying during only 51 more days until the 2014 Midterm Election.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]- THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others,
But the fact that in Obama’s America, we now have 46,496,145 people on Food Stamps (Enough to Fill Yankee Stadium 925 Times) is really ridiculous. Not only that, Ohio Dishonest DemocRAT Ed FitzGerald is condemning Ohio GOP Governor Kasich-Taylor’s new requirement that about 140,000 “able-bodied” food-stamp recipients work or lose their benefits, a sentiment echoed by Free-Stuff Grabbers at the Mid-Ohio Foodbank.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Butch LaDeux a very troubled 11-year-old second-grader who was not doing well in school, even by the Forrest Gump School District’s standards. The truth is, Butch is illiterate, and he always tries to cover up his feelings of inferiority by punching little kids in the stomach and stealing their lunch money. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
- FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA,
Political Insiders were telling Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if The Blower really wanted to be fair-and-balanced, every time we featured a “Liberals Say the Stupidest Thing” Award, the least we could do would be to present a “Conservative Comeback.” So when Obama and Kerry won’t say we’re at War with ISIS, Sarah Palin could say, “War is Hell, so go big or go home?”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday (September 15) we’ll be featuring our “Right to Lie” E-dition, while we’re continuing to count down the 859 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (September 16) we’ll be checking to see if Obama remembers it’s American Legion Day, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will be hearing from a bunch of geezers who like to sit around drinking beer and telling war stories.
- Wednesday, (September 17) we’ll celebrating “Constitution Day,” to commemorate the date the Constitution of the United States of America was actually signed.
- Thursday (September 18) we’ll be recalling the date DemocRAT first started trying to change it.
- The first line of Friday’s (September 19) limerick is: “It’s time once again for Oktoberfest.”
- And Saturday (September 20) is “Oktoberfest Day,” when that two-week beer festival actually begins in Munich, too.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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Some political score-keeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political score-keeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more.
Whistleblower Video of the Day
Greg Gutfeld – Obama Was ” Cross-Dressing as a Rightie ” in ISIS Speech
(Sent in by Fox News: Greg Gutfeld today came up with an odd way of describing President Obama‘s speech on ISIS last night: while he didn’t say a lot that conservatives wanted to hear, he was “cross-dressing as a rightie.” Gutfeld put aside the “team sports of politics” in breaking down Obama’s speech and remarked, “He didn’t say everything I wanted, but dare I say he sounded like us?” He continued, “If cross-dressing as a rightie gets the country behind you, then why not just get the sex change? Come to the right side, we’re more fun and we’re always armed!” Gutfeld did also take a shot at Obama for saying ISIS is not Islamic, remarking that the first I in that acronym doesn’t exactly stand for “Igloo.”
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