Friday, September 12, 2014
E-Day in Cincinnati
The big day in Cincinnati has finally arrived, and unless Murdering Muslims celebrated 9/11 yesterday beheading homeless gay people along the streetcar route inside the new tax assessment district downtown, our guess is Deadbeat Liz Rogers’ scheduled eviction from her Mahogany’s Restaurant at the Banks might garner some small mention in the media today.
There’s no word yet when to expect Obama’s Race-Baiter #1 Al Sharpton to arrive for the Race Rally demanding “Justice for Liz Rogers.”
Did Liz’s landlord actually get an order from the court to evict Rogers, or did they just send her a notice of eviction? That would mean they’ve only done Step 1, but not Step 2, obtaining a written court order and setting a date with the Hamilton County Sheriff’s Office for the eviction to take place.
Once a court order has been obtained, a Hamilton County Sheriff’s deputy needs to be present at the time of any physical eviction. If the locks to the premises have been changed, a locksmith must come to open the locks on the door. The landlord has to have someone else (not the sheriff) carry out and set all the belongings at the curb side. Since the owner of the fixtures is the City of Cincinnati, it would really be newsworthy if Liz’s mean racist landlord physically evicted her from the space on Friday, September 12.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other than legendary local sportscaster Ken Broo, currently at Channel 9 “Substantially True” News, to call the play-by-play at Liz’s Eviction: “She’s outta here, she’s waaaaayyyy outta here!”
Which is why The Blower is honored to the Brooster to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Liz Rogers Eviction Updates plus a Liz Rogers Eviction Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
- “GIVING ALL RESTAURANTS A BAD NAME” by Jeff Ruby
Continual whiner, blamer and deadbeat Liz Rogers announced on Tuesday she wants to move her lousy restaurant, Mahogany, from the Banks to Over the Rhine. Yeah, like that will solve her problems.
Fishwrap Flack Sharon Coolidge continues to write fawning articles about this deadbeat woman.
Rogers, of course through male cronies, is seeking a meeting with 3CDC hoping they will give her even more money to change the location of her failing restaurant to Over the Rhine. How dumb would 3CDC be to do that?
Where is former mayor Mark Mallory now that his poster child–“she makes nice peach cobbler”–is currently groveling in muck with debts after he forced the city of Cincinnati in 2012 to give Lizzie a $650,000 gift and a $350,000 loan which is delinquent? Why aren’t you saying anything, Mark Mallory?
Is anybody else tired of hearing this deadbeat woman whine and blame others? Maybe Warren County will help her.
- “JUST GET OUT” by Tino DelGato
Liz Rogers NOW wants to relocate Mahogany’s. Perhaps she could join former Police Chief Craig in Detroit. I am sure they would also give her a big loan to start up her restaurant. Look for someone else to take over that Mahogany’s location and do better even without a loan. Remind Liz to leave all the kitchen gear and furnishings as they were acquired with loan money. Liz says she will repay all the loans etc; $1 down and a $1 a week is the guess here. Did we ever get the name of the person who embezzled $80K from her? Did she ever press charges? Go Figure!!!
Would it be possible to find any of the Clown-sale members who supported the Mahogany’s loans? The guess here is they also supported the Folly Trolley and are no longer around. Go Figure!!!
Her restaurant had significant debts in Hamilton so that qualified her to duplicate it at the Banks and do it even quicker. Go Figure!!!
Tracie Hunter was going to book Mahogany’s for her victory party once her trial was over. Oh well maybe they could cater at the jail. Go Figure!!!
They guess here is Mahogany’s will reopen with a new occupant and name. They will do it without city loans and succeed. You know like all the other restaurants and bars at the banks. Go Figure!!!
Located near the Freedom Museum Mahogany’s was supposed to succeed based on the flow of those Museum visitors. But the school busses full of grade school kids (who got into the museum for free) did not stop at Mahogany’s. Go Figure!!!
Why did Liz Rogers need to hire a new manager for Mahogany’s? What was HER role? Go Figure!!!
Liz stated that her Name and Restaurant were motioned over 400 times in local media. Politicians crave that kind of attention, but why didn’t it pay the rent? Go Figure!!!
- “WHITE PEOPLE ARE RACIST IF THEY DON’T LIKE CHITTERLINGS” by Our Belligerient Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston
Black City Clown-cil Member Wendell Young called da Buzz this week.
Wendell thinks “the city needs to help Liz Rogers be successful either at the Banks or somewhere else. Maybe let her take the furniture and equipment and find her a location where she can succeed. If she can’t succeed at the Banks, no minority would be successful. He felt so strongly because the city recognized they couldn’t get Oprah or Gladys Knight so they went after Liz. The deal had to be different for a minority because it is harder for minorities to get bank loans. The city made promises they didn’t keep. She was promised a bigger place but she didn’t get it. The city didn’t want her to be successful!”
Wendell said he called to correct misconceptions that he wanted to support her at the Banks and to throw more money at her. He said he wants her to succeed somewhere and if that means setting her up somewhere else the city should do it as they [not him] enticed her to the Banks.
- AND A QUICKIE By Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin
What the hell took the landlord so long to evict her?
Who is Liz Rogers going to blame this time? She’s done everything but call in The Ghost Busters!
These items are perfect to forward to all of your Internet Buddies and Facebook Friends with too much time on their hands.
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Muslims in Our Midst
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The winner is local Muslim Sympathizer Awan Afuqya, who says he really can’t explain why only 21 Mindless Muslims showed up at that big Million Muslim March in Washington on September 11, that was linked to Islamic Radicals on the 13th anniversary of the attack on America that claimed 2,996 lives.
Awan wins a set of transcripts of every speech Obama ever made, a subscription to John Kerry’s Gaffe of the Day, and an opportunity to donate $5 to win a seat on a trip to the Gates of Hell with Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden. His winning entry is:
What happened on 9/11 this year?
It turns out America had little to fear.
The challenge was hard,
But the U.S. was on guard.
And our targets they couldn’t get near.
And from the Anderson Laureate (who believes Islamophobia should be raised to an art form):
What happened on 9/11 this year,
To strike terror in those hearts you hold dear?
They called off their attack
At the Radio Shack,
So instead they beheaded a queer.
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