Thursday, September 11, 2014
Is Everybody Feeling Safe This Morning?
Didn’t everybody watch Coach Obama’s pep rally on TV last night where he announced his plan for the American Team’s opening game against the Islamic State Junior College Terrorists? Does Obama still want to arm those “moderate” Syrian rebels? Aren’t they the same ones who gave the weapons to ISIS in the first place, since those weapons are clearly marked “Property of US Government?”
Were all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, watching? Only if their Prime Time TV Programs were pre-empted.
BUT WHAT’S IN A NAME: Is it the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria “ISIS,” “ISIL,” or “Islamic State?” It really doesn’t matter what you call those Murdering Muslims known for killing dozens of people at a time, carrying out public executions, beheadings, crucifixions and other brutal acts. They’re still planning to come to American and cut your head off.- HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says it’s really hard to believe it’s been thirteen years since America was attacked on September 11, 2001. It’s even harder to believe those murdering Muslims haven’t succeeded in attacking us here again, especially during the Obama Administration.
IN WASHINGTON, OUR DC NEWSBREAKER says Alexander Bolton at The Hill is reporting the Capitol is on high alert for this year’s 9/11 anniversary, which has taken on more ominous significance due to the rise of the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria. Some Senate staffers were told to keep their car keys and wallets on their person at all times this week in case the Capitol is evacuated. Staffers were not warned of any specific threat, however.- TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Disingenuous DemocRAT U.S. Senate Leader Harry Reid for proclaiming “Obama knows how to destroy Terrorists.”
OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose “Oliver North’s “Air strikes are not a strategy for a sophisticated, better-funded new breed of terrorist like ISIS.”- OBAMA’S CLUELESS SECRETARY OF STATE JOHN KERRY says “ISIS’ Hateful Ideology Has Nothing To Do With Islam.”
- OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER remembers a year ago this week, right before Obama made a similar speech about invading Syria, when Jay Leno said, “Obama is going to address the nation on Syria tomorrow night, which means here on NBC ‘America’s Got Talent’ will be delayed by ‘America’s Got Problems,’ ” and “Obama is talking tough. He said he will not rest until Syrian President Assad’s power has been reduced to the point where he’s on ‘Dancing With the Stars.’”
IN COLUMBUS, BUCKEYE BUREAU CHIEF GERRY MANDERS also remembers last year when the Portage County TEA Party released a statement “warning” President Obama about September 11. In making the statement, Executive Director Tom Zawistowski said, “We send this warning because it was apparent that in 2012, Obama and his top advisors were so distracted by their political efforts to use the IRS, the FEC, the EPA, the FBI and other government agencies to stop the TEA Party and other conservative groups from participating in the 2012 election, that they apparently forgot the 2012 Anniversary, and did not adequately prepare for the attacks on our embassies around the world. Instead of intercepting warnings of the planned attacks on our embassies on the September 11, 2012 Anniversary, the NSA, CIA, FBI and others were apparently tied up reading TEA Party e-mails, listening to our phone calls, and tracing our web searches in their illegal effort to prevent a fair US presidential election. Unfortunately, they were not as successful in preventing multiple attacks across the world on our embassies which resulted in the still unexplained tragic deaths of our Ambassador to Libya and three other brave Americans.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Voters regard the radical Islamic terrorist group ISIS as a major threat to the United States and 73% are very worried about Obama’s Lack of Strategy for ISIS, and that was even before they heard his so-called plan. In another poll, by a 47% To 26% margin, Americans say Obama has made the Country LESS SAFE From Jihadist Attacks.- ANOTHER MUSLIM WARNING: This morning, the Muslim Brotherhood warned that if the United States continues meddling in Egypt, Libya, and other Middle East hot spots they intend to cut off America’s supply of 7-11 and Motel 6 managers. If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by Dell, AT&T, and AOL customer service reps. Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to not supply us any more presidents. It’s getting ugly, people.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people would be tuning in to Barack Obama Warrior President’s Big Speech Tuesday night. “Probably to see if Kerry and Obama had surrendered to Syria yet,” Kane explained, “because this is just what you can expect for the next 861 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.
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