Sunday, September 7, 2014
The Whistleblower Week in Review
- OUR NUMBER ONE ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was when everybody started worrying how serious those murdering savages from ISIS were about chopping off all our heads on next week’s 9/11 anniversary, especially after intelligence officials shared their disturbing news about commercial jets that have gone missing in Libya. Not to worry—this weekend, Obama is on the golf course working on his ISIS Strategy.
- OUR NUMBER TWO ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was when FOX News host Megyn Kelly recalled a prophetic warning from President George W. Bush in 2007 on what would happen if the U.S. withdrew from Iraq too soon.
- AND OUR NUMBER THREE ISIS STRATEGY STORY THIS WEEK was The Blower found this video of a real American President reacting to terrorism, when Ronald Reagan spoke to the American people to announce that the U.S. military has launched air strikes against the African country of Libya. The strikes targeted the country’s leader, Colonel Mu’ammar Qadhafi. The President outlined the terrorist activities of Qadhafi and asserted the U.S. right to defend itself against terrorist attacks.
- MONDAY in our Annual “Union Daze” E-dition, The Blower said, “Union Day marks the traditional beginning of the fall negative political campaign season!”
Today it’s the top ten blessings brought to you by organized labor:
10. A three-day Union Day weekend not featuring Obama, Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden, or Obama‘s Ineffectual Secretary of Labor Thomas E. Perez, trying to explain why union members should still support ObamaCare, along with Obama’s latest jobs strategy to put more people out of work along with more pro-union regulations.
9. Schools that just can’t suck enough
8. Advances in reconstructive kneecap surgery
7. Lying ads to smear Republicans
6. Union labels
5. Part-time workers trying to make SUV payments on $55-a- week strike pay
4. Aiding Devious DemocRATS with more election fraud again in 2014
3. Coffee breaks
2. Crooked Union Bosses
…And the number one blessing brought to you by organized labor is: plenty of volunteers to write hate mail letters and tear down Conservative candidates’ yard signs.
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- TUESDAY in our Special “Labor-less Day” E-dition, The Blower said, “What Else Do You Expect From Obama’s Jobless Recovery?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:
Was it unkind to mock our Disingenuous DemocRATS on Labor Day by reminding people how many Americans had lost their jobs during the Obama Administration? —Compassionate Conservatives
Does anybody find it ironic that our office was closed yesterday, when so many of those people whose unemployment has run out are still looking for work? —Obama Supporters at the Unemployment Office, Who Got the Day Off With Pay
Here’s our choice for today: it’s Harry S. Truman “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” —Your Quote for Today Committee\
This Labor Day, we’re pledging to Extends Worker Protection to Illegal Aliens. —Obama’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)
This Labor Day, did everybody see where the Washington Post listed my campaign as the third most disastrous campaign of 2014 so far, right behind #2 Matt Bevin in Kentucky? —Doomed DemocRAT Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Ed Fitzgerald
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- WEDNESDAY in our Special “Now That Summer’s Over” E-dition, The Blower said “It’s Time for Our Fall Mudslinging Season to begin!”
Monday’s Meaningless Union Day Speeches marked the traditional beginning of the fall negative political campaign season, and we can only imagine what we’re going to see and hear during the next 62 days.
Does The Blower intend to do its part? You bet! As the official voice of the Conservative Agenda and the publication of record for all the political scrambling, speculation, mud-slinging, and back-stabbing in the Tri-State, our readers know to expect nothing less.”
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- THURSDAY, in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”
Think How Much Things Had Changed Since the First Week in September, 2013
OBAMA WARRIOR PRESIDENT had not yet let loose the Dogs of War against Syria’s Brutal Dictator President Bashar Assad last September, because Obama was still trying to get Congress to help him save face after he had boxed himself in. Republican House Speaker John Boehner had again knuckled under to Obama, saying, “I’m going to support the president’s call for action, and I believe my colleagues should support the president’s call for action,” following a meeting of congressional leaders with the president at the White House.
Deranged DemocRAT House Minority Leader Nutty Nancy Pelosi, who claimed she consulted her five-year-old grandson about whether to support attacking Syria, said, “Obama will bomb Syria even if Congress votes against it.
Senile GOP Senator John McRINO defended arming the Syrian Rebels, guaranteeing those Al Qaeda Terrorists were “Moderates.”
Black House DemocRAT Eleanor Holmes Norton said, “Dems will vote for Obama’s Syria Resolution out of Loyalty to Obama.” But Charlie Rangel said, “Obama’s call for war against Syria was an embarrassment.”
And Doofus DemocRAT National Committee Chairwoman Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz said the U.S. would be bolstered with support from “dozens” of international allies if the United States makes military strikes against Syria, although she couldn’t name a single country.
In the Tri-state, constituents were urging their local Congressmen to “Just Vote No,” because, as Pat Buchanan said, “An unapproved strike on Syria would be an “Impeachable Act.”
The latest Pew Poll said Americans were oppose attacking Syria by a massive 48% to 29% margin. In the Drudge Poll, only 82% were against this military madness.
And the United States may not have been quite ready to go to war in the Middle East, but our Friends in Israel fired an upgraded Sparrow missile in the Mediterranean to test its anti-missile system, just to show how ready they were.
And just to assure that his military was fully behind his latest adventure, our Warrior President decided all by himself to cut the scheduled military pay increase for this year in half, which worked out to only shorting our soldiers and sailors a mere $28,000 each.
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- FRIDAY, in our “Just Another Guest Column E-dition, The Blower explained, “But It’s Still the Same Old BS!”
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
Why, it’s none other Retired Army Lieutenant Colonel Ralph Peters who gave his strategy on how the United States should respond to the beheading of the first American journalist James Wright Foley by Muslim ISIS terrorists, which seems like the perfect prescription on how to destroy the Islamic State: “Kill them, keep on killing them until you’ve killed the last one, then kill his pet goat.”
No wonder The Blower is honored to choose Colonel Peters to be this week’s guest editor and choose three Murdering Muslim Updates plus a Murdering Muslim Quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists and Contributors that you probably won’t see reported in your Morning Fishwrap.
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- SATURDAY in Our Special “Obama War Update” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re waiting for the Nobel Committee to revoke his Peace Prize!”
Are You Beginning to Feel Safer Yet?
Barack Obama, Warrior President was leading from behind at this week’s NATO Conference in Wales when British Prime Minister David Cameron called for a multi-national coalition to carry out military action against the Islamic State militant group, formerly known as ISIS. Meanwhile, Obama’s Clueless Secretary of State John Kerry claims Obama is “Totally Committed” to Stopping ISIS and is taking a “Holistic Approach” with “Kinetic” Action, whatever the hell that means. Back home the nation awaits Obama’s appearance as Chuck Todd’s first guest on his inaugural broadcast of NBC’s “Meet The Press,” and Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception shows us Obama in his super-hero “Warrior Outfit.”
All of our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, may download their personal copies, because, unlike at The Fishwrap, our copies are always FREE.
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The Libtard Show With Dixon Diaz
Today’s Top Item On The Liberal Agenda
AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Was anybody actually surprised when Obama wimped out and abandoned his pledge to act by the end of summer, deciding to delay any executive action on immigration until after the November congressional elections.- TODAY’S “LIBERALS SAY THE STUPIDEST THINGS” AWARD goes to Obama himself, who says just because all those illegal immigrants are breaking the law, they shouldn’t have to “look over their shoulders.”
The Feck Stops Here
OUR FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: The Liberal Agenda was really running amok at The Fishwrap this weekend, especially with that big story on Saturday’s front page about how Disingenuous Demo9cRATS are trying to get out the Black Vote this November with a big picture of that rally outside Ohio Republican Attorney General Mike DeWhine’s office, where members of the Ohio Students Association were calling for the release of an in-store video in the death of Black victim John Crawford III. Who’d been shot by police at a Wal-Mart store near Dayton. Also on the front page was a story about a report by DemocRAT Senators claiming there’d been no political bias by Obama’s IRS when Conservative Groups were targeted to help get Obama re-elected in 2012. Inside an Idiotorial said we should all “TRUST THE JURY TO DECIDE JUDGE HUNTER’S CASE,” and a bunch of letters about the wonderfulness of Rob Portman’s Support for Gay Marriage. What a load of Liberal Crap all of that was! The same Liberalism which is the Ebola of Journalism killing Time and CNN has also obviously also infected The Fishwrap.
Rob “Fighting for Fallacies” Portman was steaming over the letter from GOP Activist Lori Viars, when Lovely Lori pointed out that the Ohio Golden Boy not only didn’t have Conservative Credentials, but was in fact a long term traitor. Do you think it could be because his wife Jane worked for Despicable DemocRAT Senator Tom Daschle?
AND AS USUAL, our Faithful Fishwrappers breathlessly “reported” the latest in the sordid saga of Eric Deters as if he wrote the article himself, announcing, in a special news alert, no less, that the Crazy One was “retiring from practicing law in Ohio.” He hasn’t “retired.” The Ohio Supreme Court yesterday refused to reinstate him, which ends his disgraceful career on both sides of the river.
It sure would have been nice to have seen all of the material he filed under seal. What exactly is Crazy Eric trying to hide? Since he now claims he’s “retiring” in Ohio, that will be the same as permanent disbarment.
Why does the lazy Fishwrap continue to repeat everything he tells them as if it’s the gospel truth? Ally Marotti’s story read like it was a press release. The reality is, he isn’t a lawyer in Kentucky or Ohio, and he can’t act as one. He’s not just prohibited from being the “front man” in courtrooms, as misleadingly stated. He’s not allowed to behave or operate as a lawyer in any fashion. He can’t supervise or direct lawyers in any way. If his “dad’s” office continues to operate with the usual revolving door of flunky and disgraced lawyers (Geoff Damon, who was there for awhile, was just disbarred yesterday for theft) with Crazy Eric still calling the shots, the Cabal predicts that the next appearance for Crazy Eric in a KY or OH courtroom will be on unauthorized practice charges.
The Cabal of Lawyers Who Successfully Cleansed Their Profession of the Unethical Disgrace of Eric Deters will be having a party to commemorate this momentous occasion. Details will be announced Exclusively in The Blower.
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Ditzy DemocRAT Judge Traci Hunter’s is the big local trial to watch this week, but don’t forget, COAST’s Avaricious Attorney Chris Finney will be arguing for a politician’s right to lie in Whacko Liberal Judge Tim Black’s U.S. District Courtroom. With all that going on, it’s easy for RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP to keep the lid on Cincinnati Reds owner Bob Castellini’s son Robert’s and daughter-in-law Deanna’s Domestic Violence cases.
Another Accurate Whistleblower Prediction
THIS WEEK WE LEARNED about all those Health inspection violations at Mahogany’s that were the same as in January, and Liz Rogers said, “Not to worry, we didn’t have any customers so there was no chance of people getting sick.”
Also this week, Deadbeat Liz’s Landlord told her to “Get The Fuck Outta Here!” And that was even before The Blower exclusively published Mahogany’s Health Inspection Violations.
- AND IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says every day people on the DemocRATS’ Suckers List get more e-mails from the Grimes Campaign letting you know how long it will be until the next fundraising deadline and whining about how Karl Rove’s Crossroads GPS is bringing its slash and burn politics to Kentucky with a huge new ad buy of negative attacks.
And just think—you could personally stop all that with only a $5 donation.
More Politics Unusual
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #256 is to Define Multiculturalism as the state-sanctioned grievance industry that stokes division and resentment, while always under the delusion that it is doing something positive called “celebrating diversity.”- THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Republicans hope they can ride voter unhappiness with ObamaCare all the way to control of Congress, but how big a problem is the health care law for DemocRATS really? One-in-three voters doesn’t know if his representative voted for the health care law or not. [Remember, though, only nine percent (9%) think most Americans are informed voters.]
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKEWATCHER liked Jimmy Kimmel’s “The NFL season kicked off officially tonight. It’s that magical time of the year when millions of Americans transition from checking Facebook all day at work to checking their fantasy football lineups all day at work.
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IN LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “POLITICAL ADVANCE WORK,” our Patronage County Commissioners were talking about all the planning that goes into getting ready for a visit from their local Congressman. (Some people thought it sounded a lot like “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup’s visit to Loveland.)This op-ed column never appeared at any time in the feisty Mt. Washington Press personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols. 
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on tomorrow’s date in 1974, everybody was still talking about how President Gerald Ford had pardoned his disgraced predecessor Richard Nixon for any crimes he may have committed or participated in while in office. If Liberals weren’t so busy covering up for Obama’s Foreign Policy Failures these days, Ford and Nixon would be getting their fair share today.- MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Nixon’s “When the President does it, that means that it’s not illegal,” but The Blower likes Joe Biden’s “Waging War without Congressional Approval is an Impeachable Offense.”
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Congress will be returning this week and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.
DemocRATS’ Debt
Obama’s in the White House
He’s put us deep in debt.
But if we don’t stop him
You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
THE MUCK STOPS HERE: By now everybody’s heard of the “Ice Bucket” Challenge,” where people agree to let somebody pour a bucket of ice water on their heads as part of charity fundraiser. That’s why The Muckraker is working on the “Muckbucket Challenge” for politicians. That’s where elected officials would have to tell the truth or we get to pour a bucket of muck on their heads. 
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. [READ MORE HERE]
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone willing to help himself from the stores of others,
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice.
IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?
Once again, it’s “Collection Time,” and this weekend your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.
This week we’re featuring Poor Little Mikey Brown, a portly pantload from Indian Hill, who wanted to win the Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition to please his dad, who was a real football fanatic. Poor Little Mikey dreamed of standing at mid-field during halftime, where a stadium full of fans would cheer him, and everybody else at home would see him on TV. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane if Obama’s ISIS sideshow is just a diversion so we don’t pay attention to Obama’s Amnesty Fiasco, especially since the White House just announced Obama would be holding off on any executive action on Amnesty until the November elections. “The Obama Administration has been conspiring for a long time with 11 million criminal illegals to install a permanent leftist regime in the USA,” Kane explained. “Surely, the invasion of our homeland can wait a few more weeks.”
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
Monday may be September 8, but The Blower will be thinking about September 10, which is just like Groundhog’s Day for the DemocRATS while we’re continuing to count down the 868 Days of Dishonesty and Division for America remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless the First Black President in History is impeached.- Tuesday (September 9) we’ll be checking to see if Barack Obama, Warrior President has started World War III yet and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will still be trying to figure out why so many Americans don’t like Union Thugs these days.
- Wednesday, (September 10) we’ll remembering what happened two years ago year on 9/11 in Benghazi right before the 2012 Elections, even if all those Obama Supporters in the Press forget.
- Thursday (September 11) we’ll surely remember where we were when the first time those Murdering Muslim Terrorists attacked.
- The first line of Friday’s (September 12) limerick is: “What will happen on 9/11 this year.”
- And Saturday (September 13) is “Uncle Sam Day,” which celebrates our symbol of America. And at The Blower, you can’t get much more patriotic than that.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Derided DemocRAT Attorney General Candidate David Pepper whose political history in Cincinnati contains many interesting antidotes, as this Award Winning Illustration from Artis Conception’s Archives clearly shows.
WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE
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(Sent in Ben Shapiro’s Truth Revolt, in which our host, Bill Whittle discusses how Obama delayed the mission to rescue James Foley and other ISIS hostages because he didn’t want to be “Carterized.” He sent the men in the rescue helicopters back to their bunks as he watched our people die in real time at Benghazi.
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