Tuesday, September 2, 2014

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Was it unkind to mock our Disingenuous DemocRATS on Labor Day by reminding people how many Americans had lost their jobs during the Obama Administration? —Compassionate Conservatives
Does anybody find it ironic that our office was closed yesterday, when so many of those people whose unemployment has run out are still looking for work? —Obama Supporters at the Unemployment Office, Who Got the Day Off With Pay
Here’s our choice for today: it’s Harry S. Truman “It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a depression when you lose your own.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
This Labor Day, we’re pledging to Extends Worker Protection to Illegal Aliens. —Obama’s Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC)
This Labor Day, did everybody see where the Washington Post listed my campaign as the third most disastrous campaign of 2014 so far, right behind #2 Matt Bevin in Kentucky? —Doomed DemocRAT Ohio Gubernatorial Candidate Ed Fitzgerald
Every year on Labor Day, I pose for a picture with some Black Union Guys. —Ohio Governor Kasich-Taylor
As head of the Ohio Legislative Black Caucus, this Labor Day it’s my job to turn that shooting by police of a Fairfield man at a Walmart into another Ferguson Race Riot we can use to get Black people to vote this year. —Stevecia Reece
What do I usually do on Labor Day? As little as possible, just like every day! —Overheard Often at the Coney Island Union Day Picnic
On Labor Day, somebody needs to say something nice about all those working women. —Brad Wenstrup
You know what I love, paying union dues just so I can keep my job. —Nancy in Norwood
I think it’s really great my union dues are going to politicians I don’t even like. —Dan in Delhi
I really like how unions discriminate against minorities. —Rashid in Roselawn
Nothing makes me feel better than knowing I’m supporting their fat cat life styles. —Wanda in Westwood
The previous four e-mails would make a great Union Day commercial. —The Center for Union Facts
On June 28, 1894, President Grover Cleveland signed legislation that had been rushed through Congress, declaring Labor Day a national holiday, to be observed the first Monday in September —Hurley the Historian
For Labor Day, we liked David Letterman’s “It’s Labor Day weekend. Labor Day, of course, is a holiday where people take three days off from being unemployed.” —Our Late Night Jokewatcher
Did I win the Labor Day “Liberals Say the Stupidest Things” Award for saying unions because built the middle class, which is still shrinking? —Obama’s Doofus Vice President Joe Biden
Amazingly, that was the headline on Monday’s Labor Day Liberal Agenda Guest Column on our Idiotorial Page. —Feckless Fishwrappers
We really liked Obama’s Labor Day Message: “There are reasons to feel good about the direction that we’re headed.”—Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice
At Monday’s big Union Day Picnic, members of the Cincinnati Organized and Dedicated Employees Union signed a Happy Labor Day card for Diana Frey, who couldn’t attend because she’s not scheduled for release from Alderson Federal Prison in West Virginia until March 20, 2015 for embezzling more than $750,000 of their funds.—Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
Instead of “Crooked Union Bosses, #2 on yesterday’s Top Ten List of thetopten blessings brought to you by organized labor should have ended with “like our very own FOP police union LODGE #69 president Kathy Harrell.” —Your FOP Snitch
The Hamilton County Demo-Labor Party is so out-of-touch with reality, they seem to believe running as a Republican and claiming to have an epiphany qualifies you to run as a solid DemocRAT candidate. —Disgruntled DemocRATS
The party here holds no beliefs and subscribes to no positions. As long as you have money and are willing to run under the banner, you’ll be endorsed. That is, unless you actually DO subscribe to typical DemocRAT beliefs! In that case, you’re considered suspect. Consider Fred Kundrata, who ran for Congress as a Republican in 2012 and is anti-labor. — Defeated DemocRAT Congressional Candidates Jim Prues and Jeff Sinnard
Or consider Cincinnati’s Midget Mayor John Cranley, who’s crossed labor at every opportunity but still claims to be a Dem (probably because the Repubs don’t want him). No one who knows him thinks he’s a DemocRAT, including the DemocRAT City Clownuncil members who refuse to caucus with him. He’s as Republican as Steve Chabot, but for some warped reason runs as a D-RAT. —Your City Hall Snitch
If the Labor movement had any clout these days, none of those people would be welcomed at the big Labor Day blast at Coney Island, but both will likely be present, shaking hands and peddling their crap. —Unemployed Union Members
Does anybody else find it somewhat ironic that Labor Day was the “unofficial end” of another Obama “Summer of Recovery?” —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
On Labor Day I’m claiming Bitch McConnell opposes even letting minimum wage increases, unemployment benefits, gender pay equity and student-loan relief come to a vote. He favors tax breaks for companies that ship jobs overseas. He takes his stand with billionaires against the people of Kentucky. —Ditzy DemocRAT U.S. Senate Candidate Alison Wondergams Grimes
What happened? Nobody entered this year’s WEBN’s “Jump Off the Bridge” Contest at Riverfest? —The Coast Guard
Who said you couldn’t smuggle weed into Riverfest? —Loony Libertarian Jim Berns
Many people say Riverfest will never be the same without beer. But for those who find old habits hard to break, you can always stick your fingers down your throats. —College Kids from NKU
The only people in Northern Kentucky not complaining about the Riverfest beer ban are owners of Riverboat restaurants that are still open, where a beer will cost about $12. And don’t forget to leave a tip that owners can skim. —Jeff Ruby
Now that folks have finally accepted the concept of an alcohol-free Riverfest, how about having a litter free event? —Newport Trash Collectors
If Riverfest was such a family event, why’d all those guys at Riverfront restaurants encouraging women not in it for the publicity passing by in boats to show their big beautiful breasts? —Phil Burr-ass
We spent Labor Day at the soccer fields on Kellogg Avenue instead of going to the the union gathering at Coney Island. Our construction jobs pay minimum wage and we don’t have to pay into Social Security or pay union dues. —Moises, Julio, Alfredo, and Jose
We have also agreed that once the economy improves they will also be allowed to cook their burritos in their 23-seat van instead of staying on the roof at lunch time. —Northern Kentucky Homebuilders Association
Don’t forget— you’re not supposed to wear your white bikini after Labor Day. —Miss Vicki
And don’t forget to come see my number officially retired at tonight’s Florence Freedom game. —Pete Rose
Did you notice that you could see the fireworks from the Kentucky side of the river too? —Trish the Dish on Channel 19 News

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