Special “Unleashing Terrorists” E-dition

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers   

  • When The Blower published its “Common Sense of Rights” in Monday’s e-dition, it reminded me of how much America is changing these days. Once again, Obama needs to be impeached, this time for the astonishing exchange of one US deserter for five top Taliban leaders held at Guantanamo Bay. Future atrocities these five perpetrate will be attributable directly to Barack Obama. Obama didn’t “release” these murderers, he “unleashed” them! —Judge Jeanine
  • “Common Sense” is like deodorant. People who need it the most never use it. —Tom Paine-in-the-Ass
  • Please don’t point out that we’ve been pimping for Obama for so long, when the first American dies at the hands of one of those five released terrorists, blood will be not only on Obama´s hands, but also on ours. —Obama Supporters in the Press
  • image006It really doesn’t matter how many scandals Obama has, so long as all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put Obama In The White House—Twice, keep getting their free stuff. —Obama’s Organizing for Action Scam
  • Despite Obama’s assurances, by a 68%-16% margin, Veterans say Obama made the wrong decision with his Bergdahl Exchange.—Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen
  • Only 57,000 veterans are still awaiting their initial appointments at hospitals and clinics around the country 90 days after requesting them. —Obama’s So-Called Veterans Administration
  • image007Did you ever notice that “THE+IRS=THEIRS?” — Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz
  • If Congress was half-way serious about preventing people from being targeted by the IRS, instead of just forgetting about last year’s scandal to continue their own perks and privileges and raise money to give to their supporters to get themselves re-elected, they would just pass a “Flat Tax” or a “National Sales Tax” to raise all the revenue they’d ever need to run the country and send all those Obama-loving weasels at the IRS to the unemployment lines. —IRS Bashers
  • Does anybody remember a year ago when the whistleblower who leaked information about our National Security Agency’s secret phone and internet surveillance programs went public. —Still Embarrassed Obama Administration Officials
  • image023For the sake of security, could you please change my Whistleblower Subscription to an unlisted e-mail account? —Edward Snowden
  • We used to want a president who listened to all Americans. Now we have one. —Jay Leno
  • I’m sure Obama personally checks my Facebook page every day to see the latest of the 4,829 pictures of my dog. —Marsie Hall Newbold
  • Please remind your readers that Friday, June 20 is the last day to pay their Second Half 2013 Hamilton County Property Taxes (jacked up by our Disingenuous DemocRAT Auditor once again running unopposed for re-election) and any taxes paid after that date will accrue a penalty and/or interest; and failure to receive a tax bill will not avoid such penalty and/or interest. —Hamilton County Treasurer Robert A. Goering
  • Maybe we should’ve “SOLD” tickets to Luminosity at Washington Park, instead of giving the July 3 night event tickets away on Ticketmaster Monday morning. The web site was bombarded at 8 am and by 8:20 all “if it’s FREE it’s for ME” tickets were GONE! —Cincinnati Symphony
  • Why do all those Disgruntled DemocRATS keep complaining about the way I’m running the Party? —Hamilton County Demo Labor Party Boss Tim Burka
  • image009Local Republicans never complain about the job I’m doing. —Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP
  • Isn’t it amazing that on Saturday, the same day The Blower published its Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition, Feckless Fishwrappers were telling their readers everything is going to be just fine. —Metro Mole
  • All of our Idiotorials are now being rubber stamped with the following disclaimer: “This opinion is on behalf of the editorial board” —Publisher Margaret Buchanan, Editor Wedgie Washburn, and writers Cindi Andrews, Krista Ramsey, and Julie Zimmerman
  • Did you see my opinion piece this weekend when I almost figured out that our dumbed-down readers have only themselves to blame for the government they truly deserve? —Cindi Andrews
  • The Fishwrap never even tried to report whom Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley was taking all that money from during last year’s campaign. —Howard Wilkinson, Politically Speaking at WVXU FM
  • Isn’t anybody going to congratulate me for running for the legislature in Cincinnati’s all-black 9th State Senate District as a Republican? —The Windbag
  • image008Isn’t anybody going to congratulate my dad and me for getting our good friends at City Hall to earmark money in next year’s budget to help us unload our ram-shackle Integrity Hall? —State Rep-tile and Former Vice Mayor Stevecia Reece
  • If June is supposed to be Gay Pride month, why did local gays and lesbians hold their big parade in May? —Chris Squealback
  • Today there are only 147 more days until the November Elections, in case anybody forgot. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo
  • Alison Wondergams Grimes, my Ditzy DemocRAT candidate for Senate from Kentucky, was in such a rush to differentiate herself from Obama’s new EPA regulations on coal, she didn’t have time to check out the background of the “coal miner” whose picture she used in her initial newspaper ads. It turned out that he was a European male model, hardly the coal mining type. —Republican Minority Leader Bitch McConnell
  • Here’s some math guaranteed to drive KY Libtards crazy. Take one Palin and subtract a Bachman and you get <= a Wondergams. –A Conservative NKU Professor, who for some curious reason wishes to remain nameless
  • image010At a big speech in Texas last week, I said “The next time Obama wants to set up a trade, instead of five Taliban Terrorists, how about John Kerry, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi…” —Bluegrass Senator Rand Paul
  • On this date in 1692, Bridget Bishop became the first colonist to be hanged for being a witch. In the Second Congressional District Real Republicans wonder if you spell that with a “W” or a “B.” —Hurley the Historian 
  • That’s why we chose Tennessee Williams’ “A witch and a bitch always dress up for each other, because otherwise the witch would upstage the bitch, or the bitch would upstage the witch, and the result would be havoc.” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • Wussie Judge Gregory M. Bartlett sent the wrong message when he cut five years off Robert Due’s sentence for embezzling nearly $800,000 from the city of Covington. Covington’s 64-year old Crooked Finance Director should be kept in the slammer for the rest of his life. Our Good Friend Kenton County —Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
  • Has anybody seen Joseph Hall? He walked away from a work detail on May 28, and never returned to the Kenton County Detention Center. —Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl
  • Did you see where women in Ohio prisons need more mental health care?In Kentucky, we know how to treat our ladies. —Bobby Leach
  • You can’t fool us. D-Day was when all of us TV stations begin broadcasting only in “Digital.”  —Channel 19 News Bimbo Trish the Dish
  • When I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality, how about if I just report on all the scandals I heard about the people at Channel 19?  —Ben Swann

 image019image012Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Joseph Hall, last seen bussing tables at The Wok in Fort Mitchell.

— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer—

              Sometimes The Blower ridicules Traitor Traders to show that swapping Taliban Terrorists for Army Deserters will not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who isn’t a paid liar in the Obama Administration.

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          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially John Kerry, Susan Rice, and Chuck Hagel.  The only thing these three are missing every time they’re on TV is the laugh track.  

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Why Obama Faces Impeachment for Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl

image018 (Sent in by Judge Jeanine, who says, “Mr. President: you are destroying this country. You have diminished us on the world stage. You have trampled on the very laws you swore to uphold.  You are not a true commander-in-chief. We’ve impeached a president for lying about sex with an intern. Your actions, far more egregious, demand impeachment.)

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