Special “Is White Guilt Month Over Yet?” E-dition

Monday, February 24, 2014

Racial Healing Update

  • image005 - CopyHas this been the greatest Black History Month or what?! With Obama in the White House during his Second Term for the next 1,061 days unless he’s impeached, we’re really amazed they’re not calling it “Half-Black History Month.
  • No wonder Buckwheat Blackwell and Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane are so proud, after WLW Hate Radio’s Racist-in-Residence Bill Cunningham presented the pair with their coveted 2014 Ebony and Ivory Racial Healing Awards, sponsored by Sambo’s Restaurants, for reminding everybody that not only was Martin Luther King a Republican, but so was Abraham Lincoln, you know— the 16th President of these United States who actually freed the slaves.
  • As always, all Racial Healing Items in the Whistleblower (like the one above) have been approved in advance by long-time Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston and Scott Greenwood, Ohio Representative to the National American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) Board, because you never know when some crazy person is going to file a frivolous lawsuit against you.
  • image007 - CopyRunners-up for this year’s Racial Healing Awards were COAST’s Media-Whore-in-Chief, Family-Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and his strange bedfellow SMLP Smithermouth. Artis Conception says many people believe his award-winning photo illustration of Disgraced Former Conservative Chris Finney in bed with former local NAALCP President/ Cincinnati City Clown-cilman SMLP Smithermouth should’ve been titled “Agony of Da Feet.”
  • Hurley the Historian says, “During the winter of 1854, the Republican Party was formed in Ripon, Wisconsin.” [to see how it began, click here]. But with all those RINOs in charge these days, it doesn’t matter what they tried to accomplish in Ripon, today the Grand Old Party is pretty much of a “rip-off.”
  • image009 - CopyRemember during the 2008 campaign when McCain touted Sambo’s endorsement? That was really “historic.” The Blower said that only proved “Racial superiority was a mere pigment of his imagination.”
  • The Blower remembers when Vice President Joe Biden tried to explain why Iowa schools outperform DC area schools: “There’s less than 1% of the population of Iowa that is African-Americans. There is probably less than 4% or 5% that is, are minorities. What is it in Washington? So look, it goes back to what you start off with, what you’re dealing with.”
  • In Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says today at the Kenton County Injustice Center, Terry “The Smiling Jailer” Carl will let all his inmates sing the Kentucky State Song about the “Gay Darkies,” while he adds a little color to their drab existences by dressing them all in their “pretty in pink uniforms.”
  • image010 - CopyFive years ago, the mayor of a small Southern California city resigned after being criticized for sharing an e-mail picture depicting the White House lawn planted with watermelons under the title “No Easter egg hunt this year.”
  • The Blower remembers in London, when according to ANI News, acting legend Clint Eastwood apparently believed political correctness had rendered modern society humorless, since he accused younger generations of spending too much time trying to avoid being offensive. “I don’t want to be politically correct,” the former Mayor of Carmel, California said.

image012 - CopyOur Dirty Harry star insisted that he should be able to tell harmless jokes about nationality without fearing that people may brand him “a racist.” “We’re all spending too much time and energy trying to be politically correct about everything,” Eastwood added. About that, The Blower obviously agrees.

  • Two magazines, Country Living (95.99% white readership) and Ebony/Jet (99.99% black readership) did surveys on “What People Fear Most.” The results were interesting, to say the least. Country Living magazine’s top three answers were: 1. Nuclear war /terrorist attack in U.S., 2. Child/spouse dying, and 3. Terminal illness. Ebony & Jet magazine’s top three answers were: 1. Ghosts, 2. Dogs, and 3. Registered mail. No Kidding! And these are the some of the same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Voters who put Obama in the White House—twice!
  • image013 - CopyAnd speaking of Political Correctness running amok, our Feckless Fishwrappers, The Blower remembers a letter to their editor from Finneytown on Saturday complained about how those Fishwrappers had forgotten to mention George Washington’s Birthday on February 22, but you could be downright certain our Diversity Devotees would be milking Black History Month for all it’s worth, every chance they got. 
  • Now we conclude The Blower’s Half-Black History Month profiles in our continuing series about local Caucasian Cincinnatians who just happen to be named “Black”:

image014 - CopySamuel P. Black grew up in Norwood. As an ordinary young white man, he dropped out of junior high at the age of 14 to go to work during the depression. He served without distinction as a PFC in WWII, came back home, married the girl next door, and rented a house in an all-white neighborhood in Bellevue, Kentucky.

Black raised three children, none of whom was ever arrested. He worked at night and on weekends at a pony keg to make ends meet.

After he retired, he became a crossing guard at the local elementary school. Sometimes he just sat on the porch and waved at cars.

“Sam was a good man,” said a neighbor who vaguely remembered him. “He always kept his yard real nice.”


It’ll Be the Longest 28 Days in History

  • image017 - CopyNow that Black History Month is almost over, everybody’s wondering when it’ll be “White History Month.”

Probably never, since we now have to pander to all those other minority groups. For example, March is now officially One-Eyed Hunchback Lithuanian Lesbians History Month, and WLW Hate Radio trash talker Bill Cunningham says, “Now that February is over, maybe we can use the word ‘niggardly’ again without being called racists.”

image018 - CopyAnd with this year’s Black History Month (now called Half-Black History Month in honor of the current resident at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue) only 28 days long, several Black guys still didn’t get their “profiles” in The Fishwrap. To deserving darkies like Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston, “Buckwheat” Blackwell, and Ken “Mad Dawg” Lawson, Metro Mole says one of Skaggie Maggie’s minions is now writing his sincerest apologies.

Even The Blower ran out of days this month and couldn’t run a Black History Month Racial Healing Profile for “Mean Jean” Schmidt’s eviler twin sister Jennifer Black.

Being Politically Correct means “always having to say you’re sorry.”

  • NOTE: This month we’ve only received 483 copies of “I’m 83 and Tired,” a viral rant supposedly written by Bill Cosby, blaming the world’s problems on lazy poor people, drug addicts, Muslims, and global warming activists. People should really be more careful about things they see posted on Facebook these days.

Trying Not to Be Ashamed of Being Caucasian

  • image020 - CopyAt yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about all the Black History Month Hype, and here’s what our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher replied:

 Let’s see: there are African-Americans, Mexican-Americans, Asian-Americans, Arab-Americans, Native-Americans, etc. And for some of us, there are just plain Americans.

 A white person on the street can be called “White boy,” “Cracker,” “Honkey,” “Whitey,” or “Caveman.” And that’s supposed to be OK.  But if you call somebody “Nigger,” “Kike,” “Towel head,” “Sand-nigger,” “Camel Jockey,” “Beaner,” “Gook,” or “Chink,” they get to call you a racist.

Black people claim that white people commit a lot of violence against black people, so why are the inner-city ghettos the most dangerous places to live?

  • Liberals have the United Negro College Fund. They have Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. They have Black History Month. They have Cesar Chavez Day. They Have Yom Hashanah. They have Ma’uled Al-Nabi. They have the NAALCP. They have BET. But if white people had WET (White Entertainment Television), they’d be racists. If white people had a White Pride Day, Liberals would call them racists. If white people had White History Month, they’d be racists. If white people had any organization for only whites to “advance” THEIR lives, they’d be racists.
  • image023 - CopyThere’s an Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, a Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, and then we have just the plain Chamber of Commerce. Wonder who pays for that?

If white people had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you know they’d be called racists. There are over 60 openly proclaimed Black Colleges in the United States, yet if there were a single “White College,” THAT would be the racist college.

  • In the Million Man March, black people claimed they were marching for their race and rights. If white people marched for their race and rights, you would call them racists.
  • image024 - CopyMinorities are proud to be black, brown, yellow, and orange, and they’re not afraid to announce it. But when white people even admit they’re white, somebody will always call them racist.
  • Black people can rob white people, carjack them, shoot at them, or even kill them. But, if a white police officer were to shoot a black gang member or beat up a black drug-dealer running from the law and posing a threat to society, Kneepad Liberals in the Press would call him a racist.
  • Whenever a white person fails to cut our Obama-messiah some slack (because he’s half-black), Liberal bloggers will stop whacking off in their mothers’ basements long enough to label that white person a racist.
  • The Blower says everybody (regardless of race, creed, color, nationality, political standing, or personal background) should have the right to be proud of himself. So where is it written that only white people can be racists?

image026But if you want to hear some real racist rhetoric, we remember SMLP Smithermouth’s rant at the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) meeting? Smithermouth “stirred up the crowd” by playing a tape about Cincinnati’s Dark-skinned DemocrAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s hiring a white man. How dare Mallory do such a thing! Doesn’t he know all white people are shiftless and lazy? You can tell by the color of their skin that they’re just no good. They smell funny too! They should send them all back to Europe! How was the NAALCP under Smithermouth different than the KKK?

  • Is it just us, or are racial racketeers at the NAALCP the only people who forgot what a great Republican like Martin Luther King, Jr. said about not judging individuals based on the color of their skin?

And it’s not as if The Blower is the only one criticizing our SMLP. Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston said rendering Cincinnati’s government totally dysfunctional was exactly what COAST’s Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and Smithermouth were trying to accomplish with their ridiculous charter amendments.

image027And how about Smithermouth’s racist efforts to award more Failed Cincinnati Public Schools projects to minority contractors? Here is a job. Here are the specs for the job. Submit a bid for the job. The job goes to the lowest bidder. It is the KISS theory. Keep It Simple, Stupid!

The Blower agrees if the African-American contractor wants the job, he should try bidding lower or providing a service that cannot be matched. Awarding a job based on color is called racism.

Are Kroger Supermarkets still trying to peddle all that leftover Obama crap in their stores? One Looney Liberal e-mailed us to suggest Kroger should pack them up all that crap and donate it to The Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center so they can sell it and use the proceeds to open a new account for their Building Repair/Move the Front Door Fund.

image028And is an “Inclusion Czar” for the City of Cincinnati (proposed by P.G. Sitt-n-Spin and African-American Chamber of Commerce CEO Sean Rugless) not an idea long overdue?

Is Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley continue to defend dark-skinned deadbeat Mahogany’s owner Liz Rogers only because it’s Black History Month?

Maybe that’s why it was always said of Our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, that he knew how to keep Black History Month well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.

And you’re still wondering if it’s possible for somebody who’s not a “Person of Consequence” to get on the Whistleblower’s e-mail list.

image032Our Quote for Today comes from British-American financial journalist and author Peter Brimelow, who said, “The modern definition of a ‘racist’ is someone who is winning an argument with a Liberal.”


WHY WE’LL ALL MISS BLACK HISTORY MONTH HOT LINE e-mail your multi-cultural mumblings today.

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Some multi-cultural items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally multi-cultural contributors, but we could always use more.


Whistleblower Videos of the Day

Chris Rock Tells Black People How Not To Get Their Asses Kicked By The Police

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Black People vs Niggaz

The 60 Ghetto Names

The Old Negro Space Program

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