Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, December 1, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • OUR NUMBER ONE “OBAMA THANKSGIVING STORY” THIS WEEK was when Obama Supporters tried to sell ObamaCare during Thanksgiving Dinner. The idea that politics must be brought into every family discussion and every personal relationship has been a hallmark of Obama’s style since the 2008 campaign, when he told his supporters to confront their neighbors and get “in their faces.”  

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  • OUR NUMBER TWO “OBAMA THANKSGIVING STORY” THIS WEEK was when our culture continued to devolve during the Age of Obama as violence broke out at shopping malls all across America on Thanksgiving.  A suspected shoplifter was shot after dragging a cop through KOHL’s parking lot. A woman used a stun gun in a shopping fight. A man was stabbed over a parking spot. A man was shot walking home with a big screen TV. Shoppers were trampled in a race for a $49 Tablet. And Salvation Army kettles were stolen.

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  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “OBAMA THANKSGIVING STORY” THIS WEEK was when “Black Friday” merged with Thanksgiving to destroy the spiritual meaning of the holiday and then expanded to become “Black Friday Weekend.” Oh, the Humanity!

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  • MONDAY in our Special “Why We’re Thankful” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s Because We’re Celebrating Only Three More Years of the Obama Administration! 

image011Another Reason to Give Thanks Every Day
It’s beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving,
Ev’rywhere you go;
Visit your Kroger store,
They’ve got turkeys and beer and more,
Think of all your money you could blow.

And while we’re all obsessing over white meat, stuffing, and pumpkin pie, Hurley the Historian says everybody’s still supposed to remember where he was at 12:30 p.m. Central Standard Time on November 22 (last year’s Thanksgiving Day date), when President Kennedy was assassinated. And maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose JFK’s “As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.”

image013So at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what he was most grateful for this Thanksgiving, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher said, “That’s easy. It’s still got to be The First Amendment, where it says “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.”

“Of course, Freedom of Religion is important,” Kane explained, “and so are the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances, but where The Blower is really thankful for not just on this Thanksgiving, but every day for that matter is our Freedom of Speech, and of the press, and we intend to keep using every bit of our Freedom of Speech, and then some.”

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  • TUESDAY in our Official “Getting Ready for Thanksgiving”  E-dition, and The Blower said, “Today might be a pretty good day, unless you’re an overtaxed payer or a turkey!” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image014On this date in 1941, President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill officially establishing the fourth Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day, but don’t be surprised if somehow Obama tries to take credit. Hurley the Historian

And Thanksgiving, we’ll be choosing Ronald Reagan’s “Perhaps no custom reveals our character as a Nation so clearly as our celebration of Thanksgiving Day. Rooted deeply in our Judeo-Christian heritage, the practice of offering thanksgiving underscores our unshakable belief in God as the foundation of our Nation and our firm reliance upon Him from Whom all blessings flow.” —Your Quote for Today Committee

But this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful for America’s Neville Chamberlain moment last weekend, when Obama’s Historic Iran Treaty was only our latest diversion to deflect attention from our epic ObamaCare failure and all those other scandals for which Obama should’ve long ago been impeached. —The White House

And this Thanksgiving, we’ll be thankful The Blower will be covering the upcoming 1,151 Days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term after all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing Obama Voters ensured that the Divided States of America would have a government it truly deserves. —The Conservative Agenda 

This Thanksgiving, we’re thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, and class warfare, but especially all that FREE STUFF! —Obama’s Moochers and Slackers

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Pre-Black Friday Sale E-dition, The Blower said, “Are you sure that’s not racist?” 

image016TOMORROW IS THANKSGIVING DAY and maybe we all need to try to get out of our Obama Administration depression and just to be grateful for the little we’ll have during another three years of the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, and get into the holiday spirit, so let’s all sing:

It’s beginning to look a lot like Thanksgiving,
Everywhere you go.
Take a look at your Kroger store,
They’ve got turkeys by the score,
And RamaHanuKwanzMas wreaths on the door!”

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says no matter what our Obama Supporters in the Press would have you believe, Barack Hussein Obama did not come up with the idea of a Presidential Pardon for turkeys on Thanksgiving. Whistleblower Presidential Historian Patrick Maloney says that idea originated in 1863 with Abraham Lincoln,  when Lincoln’s Thanksgiving Proclamation included: “I do, therefore, invite my fellow citizens . . . to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next as a day of thanksgiving and praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the heavens.”

BUT INSTEAD, OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Jon Stewart’s “I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Official “Vodkas and Latkes” E-dition, The Blower said, “We’re celebrating an eight-day miracle during one half-assed evening!” 

Happy “Thanksgivukkah,” Everybody!

image018Thanksgiving and the first day of Hanukkah almost never happens, and this Thursday will be a once in many-lifetimes event. In fact, November 28, 2013 will be the first time – almost ever – that the two holidays will share the same date on the calendar, and according to LiveScience, and it won’t happen again about 70,000 years.

Tonight will be the first night of Hanukkah. Why do Jews celebrate this holiday anyway? Hanukkah Harry explains: “More than 2,000 years ago, Syria attacked Israel. We kicked their asses. The oil in the lamps burned for eight days. Now go eat some potato latkes (sometimes referred to as Jewish weapons of mass destruction) and play with your dreidel already.”

Speaking of Jewish toys, The Blower was corrected yesterday for saying “nothing rhymes with dreidel.” A caller said, “How about “ladle?” Amazingly, the call was from Judge St. Nick Nadel.

How will the City of Cincinnati be celebrating this important Jewish holiday? Most Jews in Cincinnati made their Exodus to the suburbs ages ago.

image020How do you pronounce “Hanukkah” anyway? Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane, reportedly a part-time Rabbinic scholar in that story ages ago by Fritz Wenzel (when the president of Wenzel Strategies was but a mere political columnist for the Toledo Blade), says if you’re pronouncing it correctly, somebody will say “God Bless You.”  Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose comedian Richard Lewis’ “Most Texans think it’s some kind of duck call.” 

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” E-dition, The Blower said, “Get Stuffed!”

image022image024At yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders still couldn’t stop asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why the winners of The Blower’s 2013 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant) were exactly same as the 2012 winners — Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Haven’t I Been Disbarred Like $tan Che$ley, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters in Kentucky.

Kane explained that the Whistleblower Research Department had called every single one of the nominators to verify their entries, and in every instance, the response was exactly the same. There are just no bigger turkeys in the tri-state than “Old Blueface” in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in Kentucky. The consensus was unanimous— “There Are No Term Limits for Turkeys of the Year.”

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  • FRIDAY, in our Special “Busiest Shoplifting Day of the Year” E-dition, The Blower asked, “When will Butterball be recalling all those tainted turkeys?” 

Top Ten List

image025Today it’s the Top Ten things The Blower was grateful for this Thanksgiving Day:

10. The First Amendment.

9. Seeing the local RINO Party get exactly what it deserved again on Election Day one more time. In 2008, our prediction came and Hamilton County turned 40 shades of “Blue,” in 2009 and 2010 those bozos were still wandering in the wilderness, and in 2011, their humiliation was nearly complete, and in 2012 their disgrace became absolute.

8. Political correctness still running amok.

7. Politicians and lovely ladies from all over wanting to buy our lunch.

6. Our snitches are everywhere.

5. Lazy, stupid, and dishonest Fishwrappers letting The Blower scoop them every day.

4. Folks in Northern Kentucky still stealing all that business from Ohio.

3. The ACLU and the many members of the Whistleblower Legal Dream Team, for keeping us out of trouble for the past twenty years; Award-winning Photo Illustrators like Artis Conception and Edward Cropper; and those guys from “Not the Fishwrap” who help us comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.

2. All those folks who keep trying to offer The Blower all that money to advise them on their political campaigns.

…and the Number One thing The Blower was grateful for this Thanksgiving is… All those Gluttons for Punishment who make it easy for us to exercise Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto.

Let’s all say it together: “Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there. Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there. And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down.” 

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Shop Till You Drop”” E-dition, The Blower asked,Is giving ‘Used Gifts’ OK during the Obama Recession?”

Time Out From Shopping

image026How do we know the holiday season has officially begun? Union goons who weren’t already shopping on Thanksgiving Day were bused in to stores on Friday to protest against employees working on the holiday and get an early start on the season’s shopping chaos. Others wanted to be a first-in-line shopper on the TV news. The Blower remembers last year when competitive shopping turned into chaos as a Wal-Mart worker was trampled to death in the stampede and a woman miscarried, a woman pepper sprayed other Black-and-Blue Friday shoppers “to gain an upper hand” and mayhem ensued over a $2 waffle maker, a grandmother was shot while cooking Thanksgiving dinner, “A Christmas Story” had already been shown twice on TV, but Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s neighbors whose house is no longer scheduled to be sold at a sheriff’s sale had still not put out their flashing humping reindeer display in their front yard. Isn’t this more like what Thanksgiving Day was meant to be?

Once again, Obama’s Thanksgiving message avoided any direct reference to thanking God, making this the fifth straight year in which the President of the United States has ignored the central message of the holiday in favor of political grandstanding, but what else could you expect from the guy who reduced Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address by two words, “under God.”

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THE SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL

Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible.

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OBAMACARE IN  FLAMES HEADLINES

  • image029OBAMACARE UPDATES: Unbelievable Incompetence Led to No-Bid Contract for Healthcare.gov…Documents Show Contractor Tasked With Building ObamaCare Exchange Admitted To 30 Website Defects On Day of Launch…White House Spokesman: “Last I Heard” ObamaCare Website Is “On Track” To Be Fixed… White House Calls Panicky Liberal ObamaCare Supporters “Bed-Wetters”…White House Telling ObamaCare Allies To Ease Up On Promoting It Ahead of December 1st Deadline…Key ObamaCare “Risk Corridor” Payment System Still Hasn’t Been Constructed, “It’s Not Built, Let Alone Tested”… Obama Admin Delays Online Enrollment For Small Businesses In ObamaCare By One Year… Boy With Cancer, 7 Loses Health Insurance Because Of ObamaCare… Poll: 78% Fear ObamaCare Exchange Security…ObamaCare Workers Forced To Work On Thanksgiving To Fix Glitch-Filled Website…CBO Expects 9 Million To Go On Medicaid Because of ObamaCare Over Next Year, One Huge Problem, Doctors Say They Won’t Accept Them…IRS Coming Up With New Method To Harass Conservative Groups, To Restrict Influence In 2014… White House To Declare Its Deadline Met For Fixing Obamacare Website Even Though They Have Not Met All of Its Internal Goals…
  • CROOKS IN CONGRESS: DemocRAT Senators Told To Use Holiday Break To Find ObamaCare Success Stories…
  • OBAMACARE RIDICULED: Obama Makes GQ’s “Least Influential Celebrities” List: “Very Eloquent Hatstand”
  • SILLY SEBELIUS: Sebelius On Broken ObamaCare Website: “This Isn’t A Magic Turn On The On-Switch”… Sebelius Posts “Tips” On Signing Up For Obamacare On Far-Left Blog Huffington Post…
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Virginia Woman Battling Kidney Cancer Has Her Insurance Cancelled Because It Doesn’t Meet ObamaCare Requirements…Woman From ObamaCare Ad Forced To Cancel Her Employees Insurance Plan…
  • OBAMACARE SCREW-UPS: Oregon Woman Applies For ObamaCare By Mail, State Responds By Sending Her Other Peoples Personal Information…New Mexico Health Exchange Forced To Cancel ObamaCare Seminar After Only 7 People RSVP…ObamaCare Website Crashes For The 3,287,983rd Time, White House Calls It “Unscheduled Outage”…ObamaCare Agency Didn’t Realize Building Key Website Component Was “Beyond Available Resources” Until August…Obama Regime: ObamaCare Website Will “Not Work Perfectly” By December 1st Deadline… Canadian Paraplegic Denied Entry To U.S. Because Of Treatment For Depression, U.S. Customs Somehow Had Her Private Medical Info…
  • OBAMACARE FINE PRINT: New ObamaCare Tax: 9.5% Tax On Premiums, Charged To Everyone On BCBS In Michigan
  • OBAMACARE BACKLASH: Report: Dems To Launch Rebellion Against Obama If The Exchange Website Isn’t Fixed By December 1st Deadline…
  • OBAMA-CORRUPTION: Bankrupt Obama-Funded Electric Car Company Fisker Sold To The Chinese, American Taxpayers Lose $139 Million…
  • OBAMA’S POLITICAL PRIORITIES: Obama Schedule: 7 Fundraisers in 3 days…Last Week: Top WH Adviser Says Obama Too Busy Fixing ObamaCare Website To Attend 150th Gettysburg Anniversary – Today: Obama To Hit Four Fundraisers…Since Botched October 1st ObamaCare Rollout Obama Has Golfed 5 Times, Hit 10 Fundraisers…Obama Spends Monday Night Hitting Two Star-Studded Hollywood Fundraisers… Obama Goes To Dreamworks in CA To Promote “Entertainment Industry Growth” On Thanksgiving, Obamas Chow Down On Nine Different Types Of Pie
  • OBAMA IN HIS OWN WORDS: Obama Calls Train Wreck ObamaCare Exchange “This Darn Website”… Obama Praises Glitch-Filled ObamaCare Website: “It’s Actually Starting To Work Pretty Well”Obama: We’re Investigating My Own Obliviousness On Obamacare Website…

MORE OBAMANATIONS HEADLINES

  • image031OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE:  IRS Chief Counsel Testifies Before House Oversight Committee On Tea Party Targeting Scandal, Answers “I Don’t Recall” A Staggering 80 Times…
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC: Obamabots Will Be “The Voice of Reason” At The Thanksgiving Dinner Table After “Uncles Spout Off About ObamaCare”…Thanksgivukkah- Let’s Give Thanks (And Strong Arm Our Relatives To Sign Up For Obamcare!) OFA’s Latest Insane Reason To Sign Up For ObamaCare: “Food Related Injuries” On Thanksgiving…
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: U.S. Pulls Embassy Out of the Vatican…US-Backed Afghan Government To Reintroduce Public Stoning As Punishment For Adultery…US-Funded Palestinian Authority Cleric On Jews: Killing Them Is The “Only Solution”…Susan Rice “Sad” After Karzai Abruptly Changes Demands For Security Pact To Keep U.S. Troops In Afghanistan…85 Year Old American, Korean War Vet, Has Been Held By North Korea For Month… Obama’s Security Deal With Afghanistan Would Add Even More Restrictions To Already Absurdly Strict Rules of Engagement…Obama Admin Planning To Allow Russian GPS Ground Stations On US Soil…Report: Obama Admin In Secret Talks With Hezbollah, Willing To “Warm Up To A Direct Relationship In The Future”…Obama Asks Netanyahu For A “Breather” From His Criticism of Iran Deal…
  • MILITARY MADNESS: Saloon Owner Ordered To Remove Sign Honoring Vets
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “In 1941, Congress ruled that the fourth Thursday in November would officially be observed as Thanksgiving Day — thus making it the last time Congress accomplished anything. The traditional Thanksgiving began in what year? 1621. And soon afterward, the Indians realized they had a failed immigration policy.”
  • FLASHBACK FUN: Michelle Says Barack Will Make Everyone In America “Sacrifice” For Health Care…
  • THE LATEST POLLS: 53% of Americans Don’t Think Obama Is “Honest And Trustworthy”…56% of Americans Say They Do Not Admire Obama…WaPo Poll: 64% Oppose Nuke Deal With Iran, Only 30% In Favor…White House Claims They Pay No Attention To Polls Showing Obama’s Approval Rating In A Nosedive…Gallup: 69% of Americans Happy With The Health Insurance Obama Wants To Take Away From Them… New Poll On Presidents: Reagan Ranked The Best And Obama The Worst… New Poll Finds Obama’s Approval Rating Plummeting To 34% In Bellwether Ohio…Number of Americans Who Say ObamaCare Has Hurt/Had No Effect Outnumbers Those Who Say It Helped Them By 10 To 1 Margin…
  • SPIES LIKE US: NSA Monitored Porn Habits of Jihadists… 
  • NUCLEAR OPTION: Now Gives Obama Unchecked Appointments To IPAB (The “Death Panel”)… Post-Nuclear Option, Liberals Ramp Up Push For Leftist Nominees
  • BIPARTISAN BS: Obama Demonizes Republicans As “Biggest Barrier And Impediment” To Progress…Lefty Rag Slate Advises Liberals To “Pick A Fight” About Obama With Republican Family Members Over Holidays…White House: “When You Sit Down For Thanksgiving Dinner This Year” Remember Republicans Are Evil…
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Cancer Patient Who Spoke Out After Losing His Insurance Because of ObamaCare Now Being Audited By The IRS…
  • MICHELLE OBAMA: Asks Supporters To Pester Loved Ones With ObamaCare Propaganda During Holiday Season… and Fundraises Off of Thanksgiving…

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA HEADLINES 

  • image032HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA:Washington Post Offers A Liberal “Guide To Surviving ObamaCare Debates At Thanksgiving”… Obama Fails To Mention The Word “ObamaCare” During His West Coast Fundraising Spree
  • DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: North Dakota Democrat Arrested For DUIHookers For ObamaCare…
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: Communist Party Chairman Tells Comrades To Fight For ObamaCare By Singling Out Racism…RE-ELECTION CONCERNS Dems distance themselves from Obama over health law… Liberal Democrats Back Protests By Walmart “Workers”…
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Racist Thugs Sucker Punch 12-Year-Old Jewish Boy In “Knockout Game” Attack…New York: Monticello Mayor Goes On Racist Tirade After DWI Arrest, “You F*cking Crackers”… Duke Rape Accuser Got 160 TV News Stories When She Accused Players of Raping Her, Only Three For Her Murder Conviction…
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: NY Times Declares Washington, D.C. The “Gayest Place In America”… Gay teen activist honored by Obama charged with sex crimes against a 14-yr-old boy…Obama Includes Message To Gays In Annual Thanksgiving Proclamation…Fitness Guru Richard Simmons: Obamas “Rejected Me Totally”
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: House Dem Eleanor Holmes Norton Compares Republicans To Racist Southern Democrats During Civil Rights Era… Hoyer: “I Don’t Think ObamaCare Has Failed”… Desperate House Dems Launch “Republicans Sabotaged” ObamaCare Campaign… Dem Sen. Kay Hagan Blames Insurance Companies For Millions of Health Plans Cancelled Because of ObamaCare… Dem Rep. Gwen Moore Diagnoses Two People As Being Sick, Tells Them They Need ObamaCare…
  • JOE BIDEN JUST BEING HIMSELF: I’m Appreciative For Barack Obama This Thanksgiving…
  • MOONBAT MANIACS: Rapper “Macklemore” At AMAs: Trayvon, Hundreds And Hundreds Of Kids Die Every Year Due To Racial Profiling Hollywood Moonbat Barbra Streisand Forbids Workers From Making Eye Contact With Her…
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Obama Pivots Back To Bashing The Tea Party: “At Least One Faction of One Party Has Decided They Are More Interested In Stopping Progress”…Obama Calls Conservatives “Tea Baggers” In Letter To Texas Teacher…
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA: Manhunt On Campus At Yale University ObamaCare Event Hands Out Condoms As PrizesDNC Launches “You Republican Uncle” Talking Points For Spewing Obama Propaganda During Thanksgiving Dinner…San Diego Woman Latest Victim of Knockout Game…House Dems Offer Supporters Propaganda “Cheat Sheet” To Bring To Thanksgiving Dinner To Counter “A Crazy Tea Party Relative”… California State University Professor Assigns Students To Read Book Titled “The Baby Jesus Butt Plug”…Three Women Brawl At Walmart During Black Friday Frenzy… Elderly Woman Becomes NYC’s 10th ‘Knockout’ Victim Just Moments After Rally To End Random Violence…POLL: Majority Of Americans Distrust One Another…
  • OBAMA SAID WHAT? Fearless Leader Barack Obama: My Safety “Not Something I Think About”…“I’m Not A Particularly Ideological Person”…Obama Laments Having Laws And Congress To Keep Him From Doing What He Wants….“Sometimes People Forget I’m Not Running For Office Again”… Obama: I Can Spot Immigrants By “Just Looking At Their Faces”…My Freakishly Large Ears Were The “Inspiration For Shrek” (Update: Flashback: MSNBC Says It’s Racist To Make Fun of Obama’s Big Ears)… When I Think About What I’m Fighting For, What Gets Me Up Every Single Day, Is Kindness”…“We Have Accomplished As Much, If Not More, Than Any Time In Our History”…Obama says his policies are built on ‘kindness’…Obama: I’ve Got “Nowhere To Go But Up”…My Family “Has Made A Lot of Sacrifices On Behalf of My Cockamamie Ideas”…

LIBERAL AGENDA HEADLINES

  • image033MEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC Anchor Outraged By Suggestion Media Isn’t Actively Trying To Get People To Enroll In ObamaCare…Alec Baldwin: Hey, Why Did PMSNBC Fire Me And Keep Martin Bashir On The Air?… Huckabee: ‘Bashir Must Have Some Really Incriminating Photos of MSNBC Execs2..PMSNBC And CNN Have Lost Almost Half of Their Viewers Over Last Year… Lib Media Falls Back Into Line, Reports Flood of Positive ObamaCare Stories… WaPo Calls For Repealing Presidential Term Limits To Allow Obama To Run In 2016…
  • LIBERAL BACKLASH: CodePink Gets On Stage With Obama, Heckles Him… Liberal Elitist Obama Donor Whines About Lack of Valet Parking At White House…
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Two Former Gitmo Detainees Arrested On Terrorism Charges In Bahrain… FBI Releases Hate Crime Data: Only 12% of All Religiously-Motivated Crimes Targeted Muslims, 62% Directed At Jews…
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg: Immigration Reform Is “One Of Biggest Civil Rights Issue Of Our Time”…Obama Tells Heckler He Doesn’t “Have The Power” To Stop Deportations – 2011: Obama Issues Executive Order Halting Deportations of Millions of Illegal Immigrants… Obama To Pro-Illegal Immigration Hunger Strikers: “We’re With You. The Whole Country Hears You”…White House Won’t Rule Out Imperial President Issuing More Executive Orders On Immigration…Border Patrol Agents Attacked By Large Unruly Crowd From Mexico… Obama Quietly Changes Rules To Allow Another Group of Illegal Immigrants To Stay In The U.S…Obama And Mooch Visit Group of Pro-Illegal Immigration Hunger Strikers…
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  PMSNBC “Speak Out” Ad Endorses Abortion Barbie… Owner Of Last Abortion Clinic In Mississippi: “I Feel God Wants Me To Do This Job”…
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Prominent Yale Climate Change Alarmist Admits Global Warming Impact Is “Invisible”… Cow Farts Have “Larger Greenhouse Gas Impact” Than Previously Thought, Contributing To Climate Change… Poll: Nearly Half of All Meteorologists Don’t Believe In Man-Made Global Warming…
  • G-UNCONTROL: Obama To Hollywood: “Think Long And Hard” About Putting Guns In Movies…Colorado Dem State Senator Resigns Rather Than Face Recall Over Her Vote For Stricter Gun Control…
  • SCALPING THE REDSKINS: USA Today Op-Ed Invokes MLK In Call For Redskins To Change Team’s “Racial Slur” Name… Navajo Code Talker Says Washington Redskins Name Is Symbol Of Loyalty And Courage
  • MORE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS:  New MSNBC Host On Thanksgiving: “Festive” of “Genocide”…Lib Rag Salon: “Thanksgiving Is For Sociopaths”…
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Massachusetts Votes To Delay Implementation Of Common Core…Lib Professor Tells Class: “If You’re A White Male, You Don’t Deserve To Live. You’re A Cancer, You’re A Disease. White Males Only Murder And Oppress Non-Whites”…Principals: Common Core Tests Making Young Kids Vomit, Lose Control of Their Bowels…Common Core-Aligned Third Grade Lesson Presents Literal Messianic View of Barack Obama…
  • UNION DUES AND DON’TS: Obama’s Pro-Union Hack NLRB Gives OK To Unions Paying People To Protest Walmart… Jesse Jackson’s Rainbow Push Coalition Gets Behind Walmart Strike… Walmart Striker — We Hate Target, But Gotta Work To Get Money…Walmart Striker Lives In Quarter Million Dollar Home With Three Bedrooms…Black Friday “Strikes” At Walmart…Now Blocking Intersections…Union: 10 Arrested At Walmart Strike, Only 2 Were Employees…Walmart Protesters Astroturf Their Own Protest With SEIU Branded Megaphones…Secaucus NJ Walmart Protest…Arrests Occurring…Walmart Protesters Arrive On Charter Bus, Then Get Arrested…Walmart Protester: “I Would Not Tolerate This Protest If I Were Not Being Paid”… Walmart: Fewer Than 20 Actual Employees Participated In Protests
  • LEGAL UPGATES: Supreme Court To Hear Case On Whether Businesses Can Opt Out Of ObamaCare Birth Control Mandate On Religious Grounds… 

HEADLINES CLOSER TO HOME

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  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (only reported in The Blower): Lame Duck Mayor Mallory made 17 appointments to 11 local boards and commissions his LAST week in office. These appointments are normally made by the new Mayor. So even though Mallory and his council members have been replaced and or voted out his “legacy” lives on. He has stuck the incoming Mayor Cranley with 17 of his cronies who will be of little value. The old saying used to be “To the Victors belong the spoils.” But only in politics do those spoils turn out to be the forerunners “droppings”. Now the new Mayor and council need to figure out how it is that while only 10% of the Folly Trolley is completed, it appears that 90% of the costs have been locked in. Nero Mallory rushed this 3.6 mile Jurassic park ride to nowhere while Rome Burned. The guess here is outgoing Obama will appoint him to some post continuing the species of spoils. The Good News is the Three stooges (Mayor, Police Chief, and City Manager) have all been replaced by wise men from the East.

image037This year on Thanksgiving at Sittenfeld Manor, they were thankful for Alex Triantafillou, for that time the Chairman of the Board of Elections didn’t do a damn thing to stop Trolley Folly Flip Flopper PG Sitt-n-Spin from circulating a second set of candidate petitions…and for the time he stabbed Conservatives in the back when he arranged to appoint PG’s dad to the library board instead of “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman.

Do you suppose if Alex hadn’t done those two things, we’d have a dead streetcar project and lower property taxes?  You know, those little things Republicans campaign on!

Alex T. Mall Cop GOP was also thankful on Thursday for the Winkler and Rosiello families that facilitated his wife’s job for which she was totally unqualified and he is also thankful that he still has a job himself after failing to field a candidate for mayor or any more than two clown-cil candidates capable of getting elected.

And now union ass-kisser PG Sittenfeld is flip-flopping on the street car. Construction continues, despite public disapproval. Then the outgoing Clowncil idiots put a 30 day hold on cancelling it (for what that’s worth). Have liberals any semblance of integrity? Do they even know what the word means? Sore losers—every damn one of them.

1,800 feet of the 3.6 mile of tracks (10%) have been put down per The Fiswrap. No street cars have been bought. No over head wiring done. So please tell us how it is the same price to cancel or continue. IF that is the case I will put in a basement and get the rest of the new home free, right?

  • TROLLEY TRASHING TINO DELGATO says  IF the Trolley Folly is cancelled there is a positive spin after all. Victoria Station Inc. has inquired about putting in five of their “Box Car” Type Restaurants on the 1,800 feet of tracks. Former Mayor Mallory would be the Pullman aka Maitre D’ for the first year. The five Box cars would be attached to a steam engine (hot air) that does not work, hmm a true Politician. Go Figure!!!

The Fishwrap breathlessly reported Cincinnati’s Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor-elect John Cranley’s Choice for City Mangler— Willie Carden, Jr. “has respect of … everyone in the city” for making the Cincinnati Parks run on time. Critics complain Willie doesn’t even live in the City. Can you blame him?

The Hamilton County Auditor’s office shows a Willie F. Carden, Jr., listed as the property owner of a residence in Colerain Township.  The same person is currently registered as an active voter from that residential address as well, too! But not expect Willie to be a Sorehead in the suburb, not with all over-taxed payers’ cash he be taking home. Ironically, he’ll be wasting money he won’t be able to vote on how it should be spent.

  • BREAKING NEWS:   Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Reporter Andy FurBall says all those Michigan fans should stop whining about the outcome of Saturday’s 42-41 loss to Ohio State. The game never should’ve been that close.
  • Speaking of Soreheads in the Suburbs, Business Crapper Reporter Barrett J. Brunsman reported COASTs Litigious Lawyer Chris Finney is looking for tax breaks for himself and possibly other attorneys before he opens a law office in Clermont County. How cryptic is that? Does Finney just want to open another branch office, or is he leaving his law firm and taking some of those lawyers with him? Our former Feckless Fishwrapper’s writing does not make that point clear.
  • image039CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says former Hamilton County Sheriff Simon Lies had an armored personnel carrier stored on a flat-bed 18 wheeler in storage for years. The last time it was used was during the 2001 riots in our city.  He ordered it into service for patrolling the streets in OTR.  Really!  The Blower filched the photo from our Faux Facebook Friend Joe Wessels.

But why is current Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil continuing to maintain this useless equipment at a cost of tens, of thousands of dollars per year then bitch to the county commissioners that we need more money because we don’t have enough cops on the street? Wouldn’t it be better just to lose the APC?

Suggestion to Hamilton County’s Commissioners and coroner Dr Sammarco: put the crime lab in the vacant Sak’s building when they leave in two years. Big bucks went into that building and most of the crime happens downtown anyway.

  • Recently, Belligerent Black Blogger Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston told The Blower about a news story in the Cleveland Pain Dealer claiming Stevicia Reece had had discussions with Doomed DemocRAT Ed Fitzgerald about being his choice for Lieutenant Governor. In the story, she claimed she was on the short list in 2012. Now, think about this. Fitzgerald is former law enforcement officer with a reputation, deserved or not, of fighting against public corruption, and cleaning up Cleveland and Cuyahoga County. Why would he ever want to be hooked up with the Reeces? So Mister Ed found himself a running mate with a squeaky clean reputation— Eric Kearney from Cincinnati.

Eric Kearney and his wife are paying off their back taxes at $1,000 a month. They owe $1,000,000… a cool million dollars. It will take them 8 1/3 years to pay it off. By that time he can run for President! He can run on a sob story minorities can believe…..Business is bad for Black Newspapers these days, the system is screwing him, but he’s paying it back. This just in: The Fishwrap is reporting the Cincinnati Herald Publisher has some credit card problems too.

  • image040Finally, now that everyone is done stuffing himself, PFC Kadon (who just finished latrine duty) reminds us that many of those Veterans we prayed for while eyeing the gravy boat, are falling through the cracks of the job training and educational programs set up by the VA, you can sign on as a citizen co-sponsor for H.R. 1305, the Bill his old friend from St. Mary School, “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup wrote to expand access to these programs here. Mrs. PFC who outranks him says she’s hoping he’ll use this program to learn how to pick up his socks!

HEADLINES FROM THE SOUTH SHORE

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says The latest and greatest e-newsletter from Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders is on cyber news stands now.  This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features the usual array of killers, druggies, thieves, and scumbags, but the Robster says you shouldn’t consider this a Thanksgiving Day e-dition because his e-rag is filled with turkeys every week!  From the looks of this week’s mugshots though, it seems like the Robster’s readers got an extra serving of “white meat,” if you know what we mean!

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Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff says if you’re wondering why the Robster’s e-newsletter sometimes contains empty mugshot photos of a plain wall, like this one of convicted killer Romello Rice, that’s because there was no picture of the bad guy in the jail’s computer.  Billy Bob says that can happen for any number of reasons, but in Rice’s case, he is a juvenile tried as an adult so he never got his mugshot taken because he’s still housed in the kiddie jail.  Rice pled guilty on his 17th birthday though, so the Robster will surely have his photo up once Rice turns 18.

image043Someone else whose mug shot seems to be missing is Rick “The BatBoy” Robinson, who had planned to pass out copies of his official Whistleblower Turkey Nomination Illustration at his annual Graydon Head “Hannukah Party” on December 5 at the Fort Mitchell Country Club, but we’re not so sure who’ll be making Jews Feel Welcome in Northern Kentucky on the eighth night of Hanukkah this year, since Rick is no longer with that prestigious law firm.

In other legal news, that Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) are all wondering why doctors are so baffled where Eris Deters contracted a bacterial infection in his shoulder. It probably wasn’t from one of his clients, or “Crazy Eric” would surely be suing somebody over it.

Finally, when our friends at Answers in Genesis raise money for their new Ark Park in Williamstown, Kentucky, will investors be assured of a place on the Ark if another flood of Biblical proportions arrives in the Tri-State?


More Political Insight This Week

  •  image046FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS:ran a link that said NEW CITY MANAGER: Carden ‘has respect of … everyone in the city’. We read that story 11 times and we couldn’t find where anybody said that. One dumbed down, devoted street car supporting Clowncil-woman says “Everyone on council deeply respects Willie,” which is still at best only that woman’s really biased opinion. It’s like we always say, these folks at The Fishwrap are either too lazy, too stupid, or too dishonest ever to publish the truth.
  •  HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1947, despite strong Arab opposition, the United Nations votes for the partition of Palestine and the creation of an independent Jewish state and there has been peace in the Middle East ever since, especially when Hamas terrorists Obama’s been paying off just fired a few more rockets into Southern Israel to celebrate.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu’s characterization of Obama’s cave in to Iran as an “Historic mistake.”  
  • GOING GALT: John Galt says Thanksgiving is not his favorite holiday, since it celebrates the American Puritan myth of cooperation and community instead of individuality and the free market. Followers of John Galt believe they are a society of people who have paid more than their fair share of taxes and are no longer going to work to pay for a society of entitlements.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #327 is when the holidays roll around, always say: “Merry Christmas,” never “Happy Holidays.” Not only do 70 percent of Americans prefer it—according to Rasmussen polls—but you are much more likely to offend a liberal. While 88 percent of Republican voters prefer “Merry Christmas,” only 57 percent of Democrats do.
  • image047NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES:

Really Good Riddance
The defeated Members of Clown-cil this year
All claim to be adroit.
At granting Mallory’s wet dreams
To make Cincy more like Detroit.

  • IN THIS WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE COUNTY TITLED “FIT TO BE TIED,” we learned what our Patronage County Commissioners had to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.   
  • image048THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how the winners of the 2013 Whistleblower Turkeys of the year were the same as 2012 winners, and our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained that there are just no bigger turkeys in the tri-state than “Old Blueface” in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters in Kentucky. Unfortunately, there are no Term Limits for Turkeys of the Year.
  • image038AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be publishing our Annual 2013 Holiday Confusion Issue,” while we’re continuing our countdown of the 1,146 days remaining during Obama’s totally corrupt and deceitful administration.

Tuesday will be our “Early Christmas Sales” E-dition and, Real Subscribers will telling us what they’re shopping for with their Real E-Mails.

Wednesday will be the Graydon Head Holiday Party at the Fort Mitchell County Club on the eighth night of Hanukkah, and we’ll be seeing if Jews are still made to feel welcome in Northern Kentucky, without Rick “The Batboy” Robinson doing his impersonation of Adam Sandler.

Thursday we’ll be taking a body count when the Survivors of the Anderson High School Class of 1956 meet for dinner at Red Lobster.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Is there help for the old GOP?”

And Saturday we’ll be getting ready for another sneak attack on the Anniversary of Pearl Harbor.  


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The First Hanukkah Thanksgiving” Presented by the Shepard Hill

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