Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Whistleblower Week in Review

  • OUR NUMBER ONE “ANTI-OBAMACARE VIDEO” THIS WEEK WAS “HEALTHCARE EXPLAINED.”

  • OUR NUMBER TWO “ANTI-OBAMACARE VIDEO” THIS WEEK WAS “UNCLE JAY EXPLAINS HEALTHCARE.GOV!

  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “ANTI-OBAMACARE VIDEO” THIS WEEK WAS “OBAMCARE EXPLAINED IN SIXTY SECONDS.”


  •  MONDAY in our Official “Pre-Election Focus Group” E-dition, The Blower said, “Best of Luck Figuring Out which Candidate’s Lies to Believe!

What Ordinary Americans Think About “Indecision 2013”

image005Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports almost everybody has a really strong opinion about ObamaCare these days, and if Obama’s Unaffordable Health Care Act were on the ballot, there’d be a record turnout on Election Day in only eight more days.

But unfortunately, all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters gave Obama another four years to ruin the country last year at the 2012 Elections, and we’re all be suffering through the next 1,180 days of the America’s Dark Ages during Obama’s Second Term (unless he’s impeached).

That’s why The Whistleblower rounded up some of our usual suspects. We found them at dawn still praying for free health care at a candle-light vigil around the Peace Pole in Anderson Township Sunday morning.

We just had to find out what they really thought about all those really important upcoming local elections. Remembering that only about 5.6% of Cincinnati’s apathetic registered voters even bothered to show up for that $400,000 Meaningless Cincinnati Mayoral Primary on September 10, The Blower predicts voters won’t be standing in long lines if they bother to show up at all on November 5. 

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  • TUESDAY in our Special “ObamaCare Fright” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is ObamaCare the Nightmare Before Halloween?” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers

image007 - Copy - CopyYou’re nobody until you’ve been mocked on Saturday Night Live. Maybe that’s why Congress is asking me to testify on Halloween.  —Cincinnati’s Embarrassing HHS Secretary Kathleen “Simple” Sebelius

Maybe the ObamaCare Rollout has been just part of this year’s Early Halloween Celebration. —Halloween Merchandisers

Sunday night’s “60 Minutes” piece on Benghazi validated everything the Whistleblower had previously reported. —Fox News

The President says he didn’t know the NSA was spying on America’s European Allies. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard

How do make your wife scream while you’re having sex? Call her and tell her about it. —Bill Clinton, Licensed Marriage Counselor

The President says he really didn’t know the NSA was spying on America’s European Allies. —Obama’s White House Spokes Dweeb Jay Cardboard 

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  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “Halloween ObamaScares” E-dition, The Blower said, “Let’s All Meet at the Free Clinic!”

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says that while this year ObamaCare is the trick and your wallet is the treat, nearly every news outlet in America (including many Obama Supporters in the Press) were really busy Monday night actually reporting how NBC News reported Obama has known millions would lose their health insurance as a result of ObamaCare since 2010 and has been lying about it ever since. Why should that be so surprising? Obama’s was even lying about it 19 times when he promised to lower their annual premiums by up to $2,500 per family the first time he ran for president in 2008. Do you think that’s why all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters elected him?

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Tomb It May Concern” E-dition, The Blower said, “It’s really hard to tell the difference between Halloween and Election Day!”

  Halloween Countdown By Charles Foster Kane Beloved Whistleblower Publisher

image010 - Copy - CopyYou don’t need the Fearless Forces of Political Correctness to warn you not to talk about dressing up like Cincinnati’s Embarrassing Kathleen Sebelius as the Most Hate Woman in American or a Benghazi terrorist carrying a big bomb today to go trick-or-treating in an American airport.

For years, multi-culturalists have forbidden you to wear such “insensitive costumes.” You can’t dress up like a hobo, devil, Boy Scout, pedophile priest, homosexual Eskimo, Cleveland Indian, pregnant teenager, hunchback, hairy-legged lesbian, fat person, Michael Jackson, Teddy Kennedy in a wet suit, Vince Foster with a hole in his head, George Clooney, Barbra Streisand, or a witch who just happens to look like Hillary, although you could dress up like That Corrupt Evicted Lying Plagiarizing Meddling Overblown Tax-and-Spend RINO Bitch-in-a-Ditch Mean Jean Schmidt, who Clermont Cronies say just happens to look like a witch. 

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  •    FRIDAY, in our Special “20/40 Foresight” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Media Are Myopic, Too!

Maybe Last Year’s Voters Needed Glasses

          image013 - Copy - CopyAt today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if voters had realized Romney and the Republicans were actually telling the truth about ObamaCare, and all those other lies and distortions Obama’s been caught telling since last year, is there any way those same Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters would’ve ever been stupid enough to return Obama to the White House.

But today, the White House is still claiming that “No Insurance Company will ever be able to drop you as a customer,” despite the fact that all over America insurance companies are dropping millions of customers because of ObamaCare, and CBS is even reporting ObamaCare will collapse financially unless its Enrollment Fiasco isn’t fixed soon.

“Is not just the fact that for decades, DemocRATS have doomed this country with Stupidity,” Kane explained, “but also on Election Day,” those Stupid People doom the Country by Voting.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose JFK’s “The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.”

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Voter Enthusiasm” E-dition, The Blower said,We’re waiting to see how few voters show up at the Polls!”

If Only The 2014 Elections Were Next Tuesday

  • image015 - Copy - CopyFRIDAY BEFORE THE ELECTION: Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says on Friday CNN reported Harry Reid and his Disingenuous DemocRATS in the Senate had voted unanimously three years ago to support the ObamaCare rule that is largely responsible for some of the health insurance cancellation letters that are now going out.

In September 2010, Senate Republicans had brought a resolution to the floor to block implementation of the grandfather rule, warning that it would result in canceled policies and violate Obama’s promise that people could keep their insurance if they liked it.

The Blower says it sounds like the GOP’s chances of retaking the Senate just got a little brighter.

  • THE LATEST POLLS:  Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen is surprised just 71% think Obama knew beforehand that ObamaCare would jack up premiums before the law was implemented. If only we could have a 2012 Presidential Elections Do-Over on Tuesday, too.

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IT’S COLLECTION TIME

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OBAMA-CARRION

(WE’RE PICKING THE BONES CLEAN)

  • Cartoonist Gary Varvel: Kathleen Sebelius says website never craOBAMACARE UPDATES:  Majority Of ObamaCare First Month Signups Are MedicaidWhite House Predicted In 2010 That 93 Million Americans Would Lose Their Health Plans Under ObamaCare…CBS News: Reports ObamaCare Website Failed Every Test Just Before It Went Live, And Will Collapse Financially Unless Enrollment Fiasco Isn’t Fixed Soon…Biden ’s Excuse For Obama Not Knowing ObamaCare Website Was A Mess: We Are Not “Tech Geeks”…Friday Fiasco: Obama’s Donors’ Firm Hired To Fix Mess He Created. 
  • OBAMACARE RIDICULEDSouth Park Takes On ObamaCare Rollout Fiasco…Saturday Night Live Predicts The FutureHappy Halloween, ObamaCare: It Was A Graveyard Smash Get Video New Yorker Magazine Spoofs Healthcare.gov… WaPo Fact Checker Gives Obama 4 Pinocchios Over Claim You Won’t Lose Your Health Plan Under ObamaCare… DemocRAT Operative On ObamaCare Fiasco: This Is Obama’s “Titanic Moment. He’s Hit The Iceberg, But They Keep Acting Like No Water Is Coming Into The Ship”…Even Jimmy Carter Is Criticizing Obama Over Disastrous ObamaCare Rollout…
  •  SILLY SEBELIUS: ObamaCare Website Crashes As Sebelius Testifies Before House Committee…Sebelius’ Prepared House Testimony Was Word-For-Word Copy of Testimony Given The Previous Day By CMS Administrator Marilyn Tavenner…and During an education and outreach session in Memphis on Friday, Republican Tennessee State Sen. Brian Kelsey gave Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius a book that he thought she might need: “Web Sites for Dummies.”   MORE OBAMACARE FAILURES: CBS Obtains Documents Showing Six People Signed Up For ObamaCare On First DayVermont’s $170 Million ObamaCare Exchange Has Yet To Enroll A Single Person…ObamaCare Navigator Hasn’t Signed Up Anyone Because Plans Are Too Expensive, “They Just Can’t Afford It”
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Top U.S. Hospitals Opting Out of ObamaCare… 
  • OBAMA-CORRUPTION: Teacher Living In $400,000 Home Gets ObamaCare Subsidies…ObamaCare “Success Story” Is DemocRAT Progressive Politician, Pictured With Obama In 2008
  • GOP STRATERGY: Should Republicans Give ObamaCare Room to Stumble?

          MORE OBAMANATIONS

  • image020 - Copy - CopyOBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Judicial Watch Obtains Emails Showing IRS’ Lois Lerner Illegally Gave Tea Party Info To FEC…House Investigators Identify IRS Agent Who Leaked Conservative Organization’s Confidential Information To Left-Wing Group…Issa Subpoenas Sebelius For Obamacare Documents…
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION PAC Is Now Using Obama’s ObamaCare Fiasco As A Fundraising Ploy.   
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: CNN Reports Obama Regime Trying To Silence Insurance Companies From Discussing Obamacare Problems.
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSESPutin Topples Obama As World’s Most Powerful Leader…Iran Committed to “Death to America”…U.S. Embassy Giving Away Free Tickets To Anti-American Movie “Dirty Wars”…Obama Administration Condemns Israel For Building New Homes In Jerusalem…and Israeli Warplanes Bombed Syrian Base Housing Russian Missiles… Obama Admits Al-Qaeda Is Not On The Path To Defeat…  
  • SPIES LIKE US: White House Won’t Say If NSA Listens To Benjamin Netanyahu’s Telephone Calls 
  • MILITARY MADNESS:  Veterans Group Halts Donations After City Parks Commissioner Refuses To Stand For The Pledge of Allegiance… West Point Hosts First Wedding, For Two Guys.
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD admits Obamacare Enrollments Numbers Are Going To Be Dismal…Blames Insurance Companies For Obama Repeatedly Lying About People Keeping Their Plans…Says You Can Keep Your Health Insurance . . . But Only If Your Insurer Doesn’t Cancel It Because of Obamacare…Doesn’t Deny Only 6 People Enrolled In Obamacare On The First Day…and Dismisses 14 Million Losing Their Health Insurance Because of Obamacare As A “Small Sliver” of The Population.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s  “It’s really trick-or-treat time at the White House. President Obama tricked us into thinking we’d be able to afford treatment…Con artists are using Obamacare confusion to sign people up for fake health insurance. The scammers lure victims with false promises like, ‘If you like your healthcare plan, you can keep your healthcare plan.’ The scammers will tell you that, so you have to be careful…A lot of people are accusing the president of being less than truthful. In fact, a couple of weeks ago President Obama called me and told me personally that if I like my current job, I can keep my current job. And I believed him!”
  • FLASHBACK FUN: Top House DemocRAT Admits They Knew Obama Was Lying When He Promised Americans They Could Keep Their Health Insurance…Senate DemocRATS facing reelection in 2014 are scrambling to distance themselves from their prior promises that anyone who wants to keep their healthcare insurance can do so under ObamaCare, because those same Senate DemocRATS Supported The Rule In 2010 That Led To Millions of Americans Losing Their Health Insurance Because of Obamacare.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Only 70% American Voters Support Delaying Obamacare’s Individual Mandate…71% Think Obama Knew Beforehand Obamacare Would Jack Up Health Care Premiums Before Law Was Implemented…  and 37% of American Adults believe zombies would do a better job than the federal government running the country today.

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA   

  • image021 - Copy - CopyHEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: OBAMACARE FLIMFLAM EXPLOITED GULLIBLE VOTERS…College Students Shocked at Cost of ‘Affordable Care Act’…DHS Spending $80 Million To Prepare For Possible Riots After Food Stamp Benefits Are Cut On November 1st…Food Banks Brace For Run on Supplies…Medicare Made Millions Of Payments …To The Dead
  •  DISHONEST DEMOCRATS: Jesse Jackson Jr. Finally Where He Belongs: Federal Prison.
  • MORE FREE STUFF:  Congressional Black Caucus Freaks Out After Food Stamp Benefits Are Decreased By Just $10 A Month.
  •  DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES: Pro-Obamacare Group Holds “Healthy Ho’s Party” To Get Prostitutes To Enroll In ObamaCare.
  • POLITICS AS USUAL: Congress Changes Rules At Last Second To Exempt Their Staff From Having To Go On ObamaCare.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Man Wears Obama Costume To Work Halloween Party, Company Orders All 750 Employees To Attend “Diversity Training”… Black Minister Caught Setting Fire and Painting Racist Grafitti in Attempt to Fake Hate Crie as Sentenced to Two Years.
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE: CNN Anchor Accuses Hallmark of Being “Homophobic” For Changing Word “Gay” To “Fun” On Christmas Ornament…Hallmark Caves, Apologizes For Removing Word “Gay” From Ornament.
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS: Dem Rep. Frank Pallone Says “Capitalism” To Blame For Millions of Americans Losing Their Health Insurance…Nutty Nancy Pelosi Says People Getting Their Health Insurance Cancelled Because We Know What’s Best For Them…Silly Sebelius Says, “Men Often Need Maternity Care.”
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  GOP Senator Tom Coburn calls Harry Reid “An Absolute Asshole”
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Poll: 42% of Americans Identify With The “Extremist” Tea Party Politically, 42% With Obama.
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  Paul Ciancia, the man who murdered a TSA employee and injuring at least six people in a shooting spree at Los Angeles International Airport, sent a suicidal text message to a sibling before the attack, authorities say.

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image022 - Copy - CopyMEDIA MENDACITY: PMSNBC Anchor Accuses Republicans of “Intellectual Dishonesty” For Pointing Out Millions Are Losing Their Health Insurance Because of ObamaCare, while AP Editors Lament: Obama Relies On Staged Propaganda Photos…
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE: Former Department of Homeland Security Muslim Adviser Is Now Comparing The Muslim Brotherhood To Evangelical Christians In America.
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Deportations of Illegal Immigrants Plummets Under Obama, At Lowest Level Since 2007…U.C. Pres Napolitano Earmarking $5 Million To Help Students Living In U.S IllegallyIllinois to Begin Issuing Driver’s Licenses to Illegal Aliens in December.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Federal Appeals Court Reinstates Most of Texas’ Strict New Abortion Rules, At Least 12 Abortion Clinics Set To Close.
  • GLOBAL WARMING: John Kerry Is “Amazed” That Some Americans Still Don’t Grasp Urgency of Global Warming, Even As Obama Directs Government to Prepare for Global Warming.
  • G-UNCONTROL: New Liberal Study Says If You’re White And Own A Gun, You’re Racist…
  • UNION BLUES: Big Labor still raging against ObamaCare? That little item hasn’t been in the news all week.
  • SCALPED BY THE REDSKINS: The Washington Redskins are now dropping the word “Washington” from their name, because it’s just too damn embarrassing.  
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: More Common Core Indoctrination: “The People Must Obey The Government’s Commands”
  • MORE DUMBED DOWN DIVERSITY: Whatever happened to that Tennessee state senator’s bill that would abolish diversity programs, ban diversity officers, and end preference based on race, ethnicity and gender on college campuses in the Volunteer State?

Closer to Home

  • image023 - Copy - CopyFIXING THE VOTER ROLLS: It appears that Secretary of State Jon Husted is taking a page from Obama and Sebilius. Just like the president and his flunky Sebilius claim everything is working fine on the implementation of ObamaCare, Husted is now claiming that the voter rolls in Ohio have been successfully purged of illegal voters. When the president said “If you like your health insurance, you can keep it,” he really meant “you can keep it if the government thinks you should keep it.”  Similarly, when Husted claims he has cleaned up the voter rolls in Ohio, he must of meant that he fixed the voter rolls everywhere in Ohio except in Hamilton County.  For only in Hamilton County can one live, work and vote in Chicago, and then, when visiting Cincinnati during a 5-day trip, suddenly claim a permanent residence in Cincinnati and register to vote here (notwithstanding that one returns to Chicago and continues to live and work there).  So apparently, all our friends from out of state can stay with us for a few days and register to vote when here, return back to their home but claim they want to come back here someday, and the Hamilton County Board of Elections will say that’s OK.  Of course, the e-mail from Secretary Husted declaring the purging of illegal voters actually stated that he was “Fixing the Voter Rolls. ”  Now we apparently know what he means by “Fixing” the voter rolls.
  • OHIO VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: According to the Van Wert Independent, Republican Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine has updated the 20 cases referred to his office by Republican Ohio Secretary of State Jon Husted to be investigated for possible DemocRAT Voter Fraud as a result of Ohio’s voluntary involvement in the Interstate Crosscheck Program. Of the 20 cases: Evidence in five cases was insufficient to prove criminality; Thirteen cases have been turned over to county prosecutors’ offices; One case remains under investigation, and Kim Trombetta of Newport, Kentucky plead guilty of one count of falsification in Butler County.  
  • IT’S THE STUPIDITY, STUPID! The last e-mail sent by the Hamilton County RINO Party may have broken new ground for futility.  This e-mail sent on November 1 says Election Day on November 5 was 11 Days away. And you thought waiting until the Friday before this year’s elections to begin to teach people how to use social media in their campaigns was a little late. Both e-mails were sent by Ashwin Corratiyil, who himself is a former campaign worker for DemocRAT John Kerry!  Any day now Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP will probably be interviewing prospective candidates to run for Mayor of Cincinnati on Tuesday.
  • ANOTHER LUCKY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT:  When an Ex-Colerain teacher was found guilty of having sex with a student, everybody was totally amazed that the teaching trollop was not represented by “Crazy Eric” Deters.
  • COPS COVERING UP: Is the local FOP continuing to cover up for their “leadership?” Not only are we hearing nothing about replacing scandal plagued president Kathy Harrell, now they don’t seem to be saying much about that traffic accident involving FOP 1st Vice President Terry Peirano.
  • LAST-MINUTE MUD-SLINGING:When Graeter’s broke ground in Over-the Rhine, everybody was wondering if Foxy Roxy sold Graeter’s that parcel or property along Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory’s Trolley Folly line, too, after they were wondering what in the hell Graeter’s was thinking by opening a new store in the Killing Fields o Over the Rhine.
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says the reason Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Judge Traci Hunter is still stuck with Firooz Namei and James “The Rock” Bogen as her attorneys is because the only way Judge Hunter could get new lawyers would be if nine Common Pleas judges signed off on it. 
  • LIBRARY LEVY SUPPORTERS keep saying “It won’t cost more” if you vote for it, but what they don’t tell you is that it would certainly cost every Hamilton County Over-Taxed Payer LESS if everybody voted against it.   
  • IN GREED TOWNSHIP: Conservative Candidate Jeff Smith says he just received a copy of a “personal plea” from Alex Triantafilou, head of the Hamilton County GOP (and husband of Green Township patronage hire Jennifer Triantafilou) to his friends and neighbors who live in Greed Township. Jeff thinks it’s indicative of the fear which the members of the good old boys club have of losing their grip on the patronage machine which Greed Township has come to represent.  
  • MORE FREE CHOW FOR VETERANS: Draft Dodger Bill Cunningham says Freeloaders Pretending to be Veterans can not only pig out on Skyline Chili at the Anderson Center at 5 PM, but there are several other patriotic restaurants offering free food to past and present members of the military, which The Blower will be reporting on between now and Veterans Day on November 11.  
  • IN ANDERSON, Just when you thought the Ghouls at Gannett wouldn’t be able to resist unleashing their customary last-minute pre-election attack against Conservatives in Ohio’s Second Congressional District (since “Mean Jean” Schmidt is no longer in office for $tan Che$ley and Skaggie Maggie to protect), Forest Hills Urinal League of Women Vipers Reporter Lisa Wakeland was assigned to unearth the remains of that failed 2006 Anderson Towne Center Cinema and Parking Project to bash “In Russ We Trust” Jackson and “Pouting Peggy” Reis, the Anderson Township Trustees who were in office at the time.

The hit piece was subtly titled “A Monument to Overspending”

Of course, that attack didn’t have a damn thing to do with the Endorsed Anderson Republican Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas in this year’s historic 2013 Anderson Trustees Elections, who are attempting to restore respect to the Office that the Urinal’s Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien had so totally besmirched.  

Also missing from The Urinators’ biased reporting was any mention of the dirty politics in the trustees race when Bonnie Dunkleman, President of the Anderson-Newtown DemocRAT Club and Neighborhood 2012 Team Leader of Obama for America, threatened a boycott of businesses who supported Republicans. Here’s a report from a real reporter like TV 12’s Rich Jaffe.   


On the South Shore

  • THIS WEEK IN KENTON CIRCUIT COURT: The latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders unadulterated e-newsletter is probably on your cyber news stands now.  The Blower was hoping this week’s edition would feature just plain folks in Northern Kentucky we could invite to participate in our next focus group, but the Robster says “No, they’re just some really ugly criminals we used in last week’s E-dition.”  Get a gander at these “undecided voters!”

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  •  ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY:Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Bitch McConnell has taken ObamaCare Repeal off the table, during a speech to K Street lobbyists and high dollar donors. McConnell was really in “fighting mode” but, unfortunately for us, he’s not fighting for the American people.

image025 - Copy - CopyAct Right.com (The online clearing house for Conservative Action) calls our Senate Minority Leader “Mr. Surrender.” A career politician, McConnell has been in the Senate for nearly thirty years and was a politician in Kentucky for years before that. If there ever was a poster boy for “go along, get along” it’s Bitch McConnell. He’s paid so much lip service to Conservative issues he’s about run out of lips! And that’s the trouble with him and his colleagues in the Surrender Caucus — nothing but talk while they betray conservative principles in every major fight with liberal DemocRATS. TEA Party Patriots in Kentucky, please make a note.

  • FINALLY, Why was anybody surprised that it costs so much for the Airport Board to travel to all those other cities to attend conferences? Everybody knows air fares from CVG are exorbitantly expensive.  

More Political Insight This Week

  • image026 - Copy - CopyFECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS: Commenting on a Excess of Free Speech in The Fishwrap, our Conservative Curmudgeon couldn’t wait to complain about this year’s Crappy Voter Guide and all those Meaningless Endorsements, on issues as well as the candidates. What they should be publishing is a scorecard on all those candidates they endorsed last time, along with how each one of their issues turned out, especially that September 22 idiotorial, when they begged all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporting Readers to give ObamaCare a chance. Would somebody please tell us the first time The Fishwrap takes credit for that?           
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this day in 1948, the Chicago Tribune jumped the gun and mistakenly declared New York Governor Thomas Dewey the winner of his presidential race with incumbent Harry S. Truman in a front-page headline: “Dewey Defeats Truman.” Even then our news media made small mistakes. That part hasn’t changed much, except now all their “mistakes” are on purpose.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Bill Clinton’s private comment about Obama, our Disgraced Former Pants Dropper in Chief trotted out for his pals again and again: “He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.”           
  • GOING GALT means recognizing that you do not need to justify your life or wealth to your neighbors, “society,” or politicians, or bureaucrats. They’re yours, period!  
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #309 is tell them is instead of referring to Obama as POTUS (President of the United States, it should be COOTUS (Community Organizer of the United States).                 
  • image027 - Copy (2)NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, who wishes the disgraceful ditty he wrote for us last year on the Sunday before the 2012 Elections had done a better job.     

My Best Poem Ever
Barack be nimble
Barack be quick
Barack be history
November 6.

  • image043THIS WEEK AT A MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane what most people were thinking during the final weekend last year before the 2012 Presidential Elections. “Most people just wanted the long National Nightmare of the Obama Administration to be over,” Kane explained. “They just want their lives back. They stopped caring as soon as they mailed in their absentee ballots and they can’t wait for the Viagra ads to be back on TV.” 
  •  image045FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday The Blower’s Campaign Countdowns to will continue, and there will still be 1,174 days remaining until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll all be casting our ballots and our Real Subscribers will be casting their aspersions with their Real E-Mails.    

Wednesday we’ll really be gloating, especially if all our predictions are accurate.         

Thursday is the day each year set aside after each election for post-election analysis by the winners and a lot of bitching and name-calling by the losers.          

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: This year when the elections are done.            

And Saturday we plan to publish our Annual Saturday Morning Quarterback Edition, for a little more hind-sight and second guessing.  


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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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