Friday, October 11, 2013
A Partial Cave-in on a Partial Shut-Down
House Republican leaders are pushing a six-week increase in the debt limit, without any Conservative strings attached, to calm jittery financial markets, according to senior GOP advisers.
The plan was presented to the House GOP caucus Thursday morning after Obama’s Treasury Secretary Jack Lew warned lawmakers that he would be unable to guarantee payments to any group — whether Social Security recipients or U.S. bondholders — unless Congress raises the federal debt ceiling.
If the GOP plan goes over well with rank-and-file Republicans, Speaker John Boehner could put the legislation on the floor for a vote late Thursday.
But Conservatives don’t really need to worry—Boehner says it’s only a six-week cave in.
Now Let’s Meet Today’s Guest Editor:
It’s Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders, one of Greater Cincinnati’s unsung publishers whose subtle and understated This Week In Kenton Circuit Court e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now, featuring lots of felons wearing pink, but Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff tells us every month is breast cancer awareness month at the Kenton County Detention Center because the scumbag, low life, and other criminal inmates are always in dressed in pink, and even the Robster and his posse of pit bull prosecutors got in on the pink fashion, celebrating “Pink Tie Monday” every week in October.
That’s why The Blower, which likes to recognize up-and-coming local part-time Conservative Publishers, is pleased to permit E Rob as our guest editor to chose three items plus a quickie for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists.
2700 PAGES OF OBAMACARE IN ONE PARAGRAPH by Donald Trump
Let me get this straight…. We’ve been “gifted” with a health care plan we are forced to purchase and fined if we don’t, which purportedly covers at least ten million more people, without adding a single new doctor, but provides for 16,000 new IRS agents, who have recently demonstrated their objective and professional integrity; written by a committee whose chairman says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that didn’t read it but exempted themselves from it, and signed by a Dumbo President who smokes, with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, for which we’ll be taxed for four years before any benefits take effect, by a government which has already bankrupted Social Security and Medicare, Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac, and the Post Office all to be overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s broke!
What the hell could possibly go wrong?
TRUE GUN CONTROL by Our Right Wing Gun Nut
We could eliminate 86% of homicides with guns if we just took them away from Blacks who constitute about 14% of the U.S. population. This statistical fact somehow never gets to be newsworthy. Just another “unjustly treated person of color who was maligned in some manner by society that justifies the mass killing of those who weren’t even aware this guy existed.'” What the hell do they expect? We can’t make them ALL President!
Not only that, you know my fellow gun owners and I are responsible for all the carnage in our streets and our schools.
Never mind that Ted Kennedy’s car killed more people than my entire collection of firearms. Most of which I have owned since childhood when I saved my pennies and nickels in order to purchase them and each and every one is in perfect working order. But it’s the responsible gun owners of today who are being blamed for all the shootings. Obama calls us Right-Wing Gun Nuts, clinging to our guns and to our religion.
But let’s take a little closer look. The Fort Hood shooter was a Muslim, and a registered DemocRAT.
The Virginia Tech shooter wrote hate mail to George Bush and his staff and was a registered DemocRAT.
The Aurora Colorado shooter was a staff worker on the Obama campaign and took part in Occupy Wall Street. He was a Progressive Liberal and guess what—a registered DemocRAT.
The Newtown, Connecticut shooter hated Christians and was a registered DemocRAT.
The Columbine high school shooters were too young to vote, but both of their families were Progressive Liberals and registered DemocRATS.
And one more thing, not a single one of these killers was a member of the National Rifle Association.
So I have got it figured out how to make this country much safer; leave the guns alone and lock up all the Registered DemocRATS.
JESUS AND THE DEMOCRAT by Our Bible Thumping Preacher Man
A Republican in a wheelchair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.
The next patron to come in was a Libertarian with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus over there?” The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, “My treat.”
The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, “Hey there, honey! How’s about gettin’ me a cold glass of Miller Light?” He, too, looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that God’s boy over there?” The waitress once more nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold glass of beer. “On my bill,” he said.
As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door.
Jesus also passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, “For your kindness, you are healed.” The Libertarian felt his back straightening up, and he raised his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back flips out the door.
Then Jesus walked towards the DemocRAT. The DemocRAT jumped up and yelled, “Don’t touch me… I’m collecting disability.”
AND A QUICKIE by Our Good Friend Bobby Leach
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said. So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” And that’s how the fight started….
Stories We’re Working On
Countdown to Government Debt Limit Default: T-Minus Five Days and Counting- White House and IRS Exchanged Confidential Over-Taxed Payer Info
- ObamaCare Continues Destroying Everything In Its Path
- Cincinnati Poised to Elect a White Mayor
- Early Voters Apathetic
- LaSalle High School to Require Mandatory Drug Testing
- NoKY Economy Devastated During Obama’s Government Shutdown
Whistleblower Web Poll
This week, here’s why the first 17,648 Whistleblower Readers Poll respondents said you can we tax people for not buying product from website that doesn’t work:
(A) The Fishwrap says it’s the Law of the Land: 2%
(B) Hollywood Celebrities are promoting it: 1%
(C) Fines confiscated directly from your bank account: 1%
(D) All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters said it was OK: 96%
Note: Everything we write doesn’t have to be so damn cynical and mean-spirited, it’s just so much more fun that way!
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Presidential Public Pain Plan
This week, everybody who thinks the Obama Regime’s Punitive “1000 Points of Spite” Government Shutdown Policy isn’t working because nobody really believes it’s the Republicans’ fault as the Liberals’ had planned for their Official Kickoff to the 2014 Congressional Campaign, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is 96-year-old World War II Veteran Major Patton Bradley, who was arrested in his wheelchair for trying to take his great grandson to see the names of the battles he fought in at the War Memorial, at the same time the Obama administration was promoting a big Labor Union La Raza Amnesty Rally on the National Mall, even though it is was supposed to be closed due to Obama’s Federal Government Shutdown.
The Major wins a list of all those places unnecessarily shut down by Obama to inflict public pain, a free pass to every item on his Bucket List, and to be honored as grand marshall at this year’s Veteran’s Day Parade. His winning limerick is:
When Obama chose which monuments to close
What he was thinking, nobody knows
He wanted to inflict pain
For political gain
I’d like to punch the son-of-a-bitch right in the nose
And from the Anderson Laureate (who can hardly wait until Veterans Day so he can get a free Bloomin’ Onion at Outback):
When Obama chose which monuments to close
His motives you’ll not presuppose
But Republicans he’ll blame,
To his eternal shame,
And his approval will hit some new lows.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“It’s less than three more weeks till Elections”
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Raising the Debt Limit
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