Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, October 6, 2013

The Blower’s Week in Review

  • image006OUR NUMBER ONE “GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FARCE” STORY THIS WEEK was trying to decide which was a bigger joke, Obama’s Partial Government Shutdown (83% of the Federal Government is still Operating) or his long awaited ObamaCare rollout.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO “GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FARCE” STORY THIS WEEK was when a man became an Instant Celebrity after doing the impossible, actually successfully enrolling In ObamaCare, and was interviewed by WaPo, Politico, HuffPo, Politico, and WSJ. But the Instant Celebrity ObamaCare applicant turns out to be and OFA Volunteer, President Of “Young DemocRATS” Group who texts with Obama White House Spoke Dweeb Jay Cardboard and whose Premium jumped 300% because of the law. Then the Instant Celebrity’s Father said his son didn’t sign up for ObamaCare and the Instant Celebrity confirmed he did not buy insurance through ObamaCare.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE “GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FARCE” STORY THIS WEEK was when the House voted 407-0 to approve retroactive back pay for Obama-Supporting Government Employees who are not receiving a paycheck because of the government shutdown. (But Not For Veterans, Parks Or Kids With Cancer).  The Blower told you the whole things was a farce!
  • MONDAY in our Special “Shutdown Dance” E-dition, The Blower said, “Not To Worry—Obama And Congress Will Still Be Paid!”

image010And Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says everybody in Washington is doing the Government Shutdown Dance:

Last week John Boehner’s House Republicans dared to defy Obama and passed a bill that would continue funding the government at current spending levels for nearly three months, but would strip money appropriated to fund ObamaCare. Then Harry Reid’s Senate DemocRATS stripped the defund language from the continuing resolution, and three the hot potato back to the House. Saturday night, House Republicans amended the temporary spending bill that would avert a government shutdown to include a delay of ObamaCare by one year, and sent the bill back to the Senate, where DemocRATS have threatened to reject it, and Obama has promised to veto it, when he comes in from the golf course, while Obama’s OFA Organization keeps busy dunning people for $5 donations before the big fundraising deadline on September 30.

Which makes it look like come Tuesday morning, we might actually have one of those government shutdowns people in Washington always threaten, but never follow through with, while all Members of Congress have agreed to make themselves available for TV interviews 24/7 throughout  the Shutdown Crisis.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ronald Reagan’s “Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”

Hurley the Historian says on this day in 1918, President Woodrow Wilson gave a speech to Congress in support of Women’s Suffrage, because although the House of Representatives had approved a 19th constitutional amendment giving the right to vote, the Senate had yet to vote on the measure.

[READ MORE HERE]

  • TUESDAY in our Special “Is It a Shutdown Yet?”” E-dition, The Blower said, “Did Obama really draw a Red Line on ObamaCare” and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

image012Now that it’s October, where do get our Free ObamaCare that Obama promised on the ObamaCare website?— Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters

So what if Disgraceful DemocRATS are throwing a Government Shutdown Party, slamming Republicans over the budget and potential government shutdown by asking for contributions to the Democratic Party of up to $2,000? —Obama’s Vice President Joe Biden

Each of us will all be making himself totally available for TV interviews 24/7 throughout the entire Shutdown Crisis. —Bi-Partisan Members of Congress

And we kept sending out past due notices to everybody who hadn’t donated his $5 before Monday night’s midnight deadline. —Obama’s Organizing for Obama Organization

[READ MORE HERE]

  • WEDNESDAY in our Special “The Sky is Falling!” E-dition, The Blower said, “The Media Finally Gets the Government Shutdown They Wanted!”

Happy Partial Government Shutdown, Everybody!

image013Anybody who thought the Federal Government wouldn’t be shutting down on October 1 should have his head examined. The media have only been hyping it for weeks, especially watching all those cheering crowds counting down on Times Square waiting for John Boehner’s balls to drop at midnight.

Actually it’s not a Real Government Shutdown at all. It’s more like a “Slimdown,” since only “non-essential” government employees were told not to report to work. And if the White House Chef isn’t essential, we don’t know who isn’t. Then there are all those DC employees the DemocRAT DC Council deemed “essential,” every last one of them.

The Media narrative had already been chiseled in stone for the October 1 official kickoff of the DemocRATS’ 2014 Campaign, because everybody knows even partial government shutdowns are always Republicans’ fault. DemocRATS are the Party of Big Government. They can never be blamed for hurting something they so clearly worship and adore. And if D-RATS call Republicans liars, hostage-takers, terrorists, and even murderers, nobody in the press will ever worry about how this cheapens our national discourse, or could perhaps could even lead to violence from people who take Demonic DemocRAT rhetoric a bit too seriously.                  

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Symbolic Shutdown”  E-dition, The Blower said, “War Memorials and the Liberty Bell at the top of Obama’s List!”

Vets Take DC War Memorial Just Like Omaha Beach

image015Tuesday an “Honor Flight” of our proud WWII and Korean War Veterans were in DC to see their memorials. The guards said the memorials were closed because of Obama’s Partial Government Shutdown. The chaperones and whell chair pushers told the guards to shove it, removed the “Barrycades,” and took their Vets to see the memorials anyway. With Republican Congressmen leading the charge, some of the Vets must have wondered what the hell they had fought and died for.

Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says yesterday The Blower pointed out Obama Supporters in the Press couldn’t stop obsessing over Tuesday’s Government Shutdown, even though it was only a “Slimdown” not a real Shutdown. But the real story two days ago was the ObamaCare Lunch Disaster. Wall Street even shrugged off Obama’s “Shutdown” Tuesday when it reclaimed half of Monday’s Shutdown Scare Losses, but the DemocRAT-controlled Senate didn’t shut down so they could vote to keep their illegal ObamaCare Subsidy.

Tuesday after Obama and the Disingenuous DemocRATS shut down the Government, we were expecting to see such headlines as “Republicans Shut Down Government, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting, and Cannibalism.” But Obama Supporters in the Press were forced to spend their time reporting all those ObamaCare failures on Shutdown Day. No wonder Obama supporters were so tight-lipped about the myriad of enrollment problems and the Obama Administration wouldn’t release the number of new Obamacare enrollees on opening day, while Twitter was exploding with tweets from disappointed Obama voters who woke up Tuesday morning and realized that instead of getting “affordable healthcare,” they would instead have to pay a fee for not having insurance.

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  • FRIDAY in our in our Special “Same Time Last Year” E-dition, The Blower said, “Those Were the Good Old Days!”

What a Difference a Year Makes

 image019Think of how much things have changed since last year during the first week in October when today’s edition featured the Top Ten ways you knew even Liberal pundits were forced to admit Obama lost Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver.

10. PMSNBC’s Chris Matthews’ post debate meltdown
9. James Carville says “Mitt Romney came with a chainsaw”
8. CNN Post Debate Flash Poll said Romney won the debate 67%-25%
7. Michael Moore tweeted “This is what happens when you pick John Kerry as your debate coach”
6. Obama $1 Million Donor Bill Maher said “Obama looks like he DOES need a teleprompter.
5. Al Gore is blaming the altitude in Denver because Obama hadn’t been that high since college
4. Obama and Michelle looked shell shocked after the debate
3. The DNC Post-Debate Ad said “Romney was a Big Meanie”
2. The last time a white man beat a black man like that, it started our Civil War
…And the Number One way you knew even Liberal pundits were forced to admit Obama lost Wednesday night’s over-hyped Joint Presidential Candidate Press Conference with a Biased Liberal Moderator Wearing an Obama Button in Denver is… During the Post-Debate Spin Session, the Obama Surrogate referred To “PRESIDENT Romney.” 

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Civility Shutdown” E-dition, The Blower said, “We Don’t Need No Stinking Civility!”

The closed World War II MemorialWhistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus says today will be Day 5 of Obama’s ObamaCare Clusterfuck and Partial Government Shutdown, and our Nation’s Capital is almost totally dysfunctional. How bad is it? Leader Harry Reid was even forced to apologize for all those nasty things he said about filibustering TEA Part Republican Senator Ted Cruz. A couples of says ago, the Deranged DemocRAT Senate Majority was forced to explain what he meant when he said “We wouldn’t want to help one kid with cancer.”

Maybe Dingy Harry is just following Obama’s lead, after our Blamer-in-Chief claimed TEA Party Extremists closed the Statue of Liberty. While Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen said, “More Americans blame Obama than the TEA Party for the Government Shutdown.”

Obama’s Vice President Joe Biden actually told a Park Ranger “I’m Proud of You” for blocking access to the WWII Memorial after the National Park Service is trying using barbed wire to reinforce those “Barrycades” so Veterans can’t get in to visit the WWII Memorial while trying to shutdown Mount Vernon, even thought George Washington’s birthplace is privately funded. An angry Park Ranger said, “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.”

Nutty Nancy Pelosi told Republicans “Take Back Your Party” from Evil Conservatives. Delirious DemocRAT Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee claimed the Government Shutdown drove that “Poor” Black dental hygienist from Connecticut with a history of mental issues who was shot by Capitol Police after ramming through a “BarryCade” while Nattering Nabobs of Negativism in the Liberal Media blamed the shooting of that Black Woman on the TEA Party and the NRA, hope Republican Leaders were shot while the White House defends Obama’s use of violent “Gun To Head” Rhetoric.

Obama’s White House Press Dweeb Jay Cardboard couldn’t stop whining after Obama had to cancel his trip to Asia because of those Hateful Republicans. Conservative Commentator Allen West says, “Sorry Mr. President you have to stay here with us sappy Americans.” Obama spend Day Three of his Shutdown sitting for his Presidential Portrait.

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IT’S COLLECTION TIME

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SHUTDOWN FALLDOWN

  • image024VETERANS BATTLE CRY: “WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT”: Obama Vows To Veto GOP Spending Bill That Restores Funding For Veterans’ Benefits…Pelosi Urges House Dems To Vote Against Funding For Veterans’ Benefits…Harry Reid Blocks Funding For Veterans…D.C. Park Police Threaten To Arrest WWII Vets…Vets Sing “Amazing Grace” At WWII Memorial…Military keeps Camp David open; Halts NFL, baseball coverage to troops overseas…And Tide Of Battle Changes, Thanks To Veterans: Obama Caves, Agrees To Talk With Congress.
  • PARK SERVICE GOON SQUAD: Park Service Says Obama Regime Ordered Closure of World War II Memorial Funded “Almost Entirely By Private Contributions”…McDonald’s Employee Admits Being Paid $15 By SEIU To Protest WWII Veterans… Park Service Uses Steel Wire To Barricade WWII Memorial…More Park Service Workers On Hand To Keep WW2 Memorial Closed Than When It Is Open…Obama Regime Sent More Guards To WWII Memorial Than Benghazi.
  • CHILDISH CLOSURES: Obama Closes The Grand Canyon, Refuses To Open It Even After Arizona Offers To Pay For It…National Park Service Shutting Down Scenic Overlooks…Border Patrol Agents Being Told To “Stand Down” During Shutdown…Angry Park Ranger Admits They Were Told To “Make Life As Difficult For People As We Can”

National Park Service Tries To Shutdown Mount Vernon, Doesn’t Realize It Is Funded Privately Not Federally…Park Service Tries To Shut Down Private Inn…Obama Regime Closes Liberty Bell…88-Year-Old WWII Veteran Can’t See Plane He Flew During War Because of Govenment Shutdown…National Park Service Blocks Access To Montana Fishing Sites…Gov’t Shutters Normandy Memorials IN FRANCE…

Wisconsin Republican Governor Scott Walker Defies Obama National Parks Shutdown Order

         FLASHBACK: Internal Email Tells Feds To Make Sequester As Painful As Promised.

          MORE OBAMANATIONS

  • image025OBAMA SAID WHAT? Obama: Claims Raising Debt Ceiling “Does Not Cost Taxpayers A Single Dime”…Blames Tea Party “Obsession” With His Crappy Health Care Law For Shutdown…Warns Republicans Don’t Screw Up The World Economy…Uses “Calm” Rhetoric Unlike Republican “Hostage Takers”…More Violent Rhetoric From Obama: We Won’t Negotiate “With A Gun Held To The Head of The American People”…Obama Complains Not Enough Americans Are Blaming Republicans For Government Shutdown: Too Many Are Blaming “Both Sides”… And Obama says that if he owned the Washington Redskins, he would “think about changing” the team name, wading into the controversy over a football nickname that many people deem offensive to Native Americans.
  • MORE THREATS AND INTIMIDATION: Social Security Administration Instructs Employees To Scare The Crap Out Of Granny About Not Getting Her Check If Debt Ceiling Isn’t Raised… Obama Threatens To Hold Retirees Social Security Checks Hostage Unless GOP Caves…Obama Deliberately Tries To Scare Markets, “You Should Be Concerned”; Still Refuses to Negotiate With Republicans… Pathetic Fear Mongering: DNI Chief Clapper Warns Federal Workers Could Become Spies Because of Government Shutdown… Georgia Women Threatened At Gunpoint For Protesting Against Obama…And White House Defends Obama’s Use of Violent “Gun To Head” Rhetoric.
  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESSES: Obama To Iranian President Rohani: “May God Be With You”…Then “Moderate” President Brags About Snubbing Obama Five Times.
  • LURCHING TO THE LEFT: Kerry in Asia for Obama Claims Shutdown Only A “Momentary Episode.”
  • OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Conservative Doctor Ben Carson Says He Was Targeted By IRS After Delivering His Prayer Breakfast Speech Critical Of Obama.
  • OBAMANOMICS 101:  Obama’s Base Frets: Will I Get My Food Stamps If Government Shuts Down?
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  Liberals Blame Capitol Shooting On Tea Party, NRA, Hope Republican Leaders Were Shot… Man Found On Fire On National Mall…Leftist Rag TNR: Obama Should Violently Crush GOP Dissent Like Yeltsin Did To Soviet Communist Hardliners.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports Gallup says Obama’s Approval Rating Tumbles To 41%…More Americans Blame Obama Then Tea Party For Government Shutdown… And Majority of Americans Want Obama To End His No Negotiations Stance With GOP.
  • OBAMA’S WHITE HOUSE SPOKES DWEEB JAY CARDBOARD says Obama Is “Drawing a Line” On Debt-Limit Negotiations…Closure of WWII Memorial a “Bad Consequence” of Government Shutdown…Obama Won’t Give Up His Paycheck During Government Shutdown…Won’t Condemn Calling Republicans “Terrorists,” Doubles Down And Labels Them “Suicidal Lemmings”…and when asked How Many People Have Bought Health Insurance Through ObamaCare Exchange,  Our Spokes Dweeb claimed “We Don’t Have That Data.”
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “It is day three of the government shutdown. Right now 33% of the government is doing absolutely nothing, which is not bad considering that before the shutdown 80% wasn’t doing anything.”

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA

  • image026HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: White House Agrees To Approve House Spending Bill To Pay For Furloughed Federal Workers (But Not For Veterans, Parks Or Kids With Cancer)…Top Obama Official: “We Are Winning… It Doesn’t Really Matter To Us” When Shutdown Ends…Obama: “Tea Party Extremists” Closed Lady Liberty…And Congress Is Driving Federal Workers To Seek Jobs In The Private Sector.
  • POLITICS AS USUAL:  Nutty Nancy Pelosi Even More Deranged Than Initially Believed: Obamacare Is “A Dream Come True” For Many Americans.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: Nationally Syndicated Radio Host Tom Joyner: “Government Shut Down Because Obama Is Brown”…and UPenn Professor Anthea Butler: Republicans Shut Down Government Because Obama’s Black.
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE:  Blaming the Government Shutdown, Obama’s Vice President Joe Biden cancelled his the keynote address to about 3,400 people at the Human Rights Campaign’s annual dinner on Saturday. It’s the nation’s biggest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender civil rights group, and gay and lesbian activists were among President Barack Obama’s most loyal supporters during his re-election campaign.
  • DELUSIONAL DEMOCRATS:  DemocRAT Congressman Screams On House Floor: Republicans Are On A “Jihad” Against Obamacare!…Pelosi To GOP: “Take Back Your Party” From Evil Conservatives…DNC Chief Wasserman Schultz: “Tea Party Extremists Holding Cancer Patients Hostage”…Dem Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee Suggests Government Shutdown Drove “Poor” Woman Who Was Shot By Capitol Police After Ramming Through Barricade…And Dem Rep. Gwen Moore: I’m Standing With Furloughed Government Workers By Collecting My $174K Salary During Shutdown.
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  McRINO Apocalypse Now!…Harry Reid Today: “We Have Negotiated Our Hearts Out” – Harry Reid Before: “We Will Not Negotiate”…And Dingy’s Attacks On Ted Cruz While On Senate Floor So Over-The-Top He’s Forced To Apologize.
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS: Is the TEA Party finally getting some respect or what?

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image027OBAMACARE UPDATES: CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Calls Shutting Down Obamacare Website For Weekend For Repair “An Embarrassment”… Reporter Tries To Log On To Obamacare Exchange, Gives Up After Waiting Five Hours…Takes Man 36 Hours And 21 Attempts To Successfully Sign Up For Obamacare…Obamacare Facebook Page Filled With Angry Citizens Complaints Over Premium Increases
  • OBAMA’S ORGANIZING FOR ACTION tells Members To Stop Using Term “ObamaCare.”
  • OBAMACARE MARKETING PLAN: ObamaCare National Hotline: 1-800-F*ck-You…ObamaCare Phones Offered To Health Insurance Buyers
  • OBAMACARE FAILURES: Number of Kansas Residents Who Signed Up For ObamaCare: Zero…Less Than 100 People Have Signed Up For Obamacare In Maryland…Politico Healthcare Reporter Can’t Find Anyone In Texas Who Has Signed Up For ObamaCare…Obamacare Has Not Enrolled A Single Person In California…Zero Enroll For ObamaCare In Louisiana…CNN Interviews South Carolina Residents, Can’t Find A Single One Who Was Able To Sign Up For ObamaCare…Tennessee Station Can’t Find A Single Person Who Signed Up For Obamacare.
  • OBAMACARE SIDE EFFECTS: Leukemia Patient To Lose Insurance Under Obamacare…ObamaCare Security Breach: MN Exchange Employee Accidentally Sends List Of 2400 Social Security Numbers To Broker…Congress Members And Their Staff Mandated To Use Their Taxpayer Subsidies To Buy Most Expensive ObamaCare Plans…White House Outsources ObamaCare Implementation To Canada…On Fox Business Network’s “Cavuto” on Wednesday, computer programmer and founder of McAfee, Inc. John McAfee said the online component of ObamaCare “is a hacker’s wet dream” that will cause “the loss of income for the millions of Americans who are going to lose their identities”… And HHS-Run Website Hacked; Now Sells Perfume, NFL Merchandise and Uggs.
  • MEDIA MENDACITY: TV Network News Stories Blame GOP Over Dems For Shutdown 21-0.
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE:  D.C. Dem Mayor Grants CAIR Its Wish, Proclaims October “Islamic Heritage Month”…Arab Group Demands 9/11 Memorial Brochures Be Printed In Arabic.
  • AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: California To Grant Drivers Licenses To Illegal Immigrants.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  Abortion Barbie Announces Her Candidacy For Governor of Texas…Abortion Barbie’s Campaign Off To A Great Start: Thank You Email To Supporters Sends Them To Anti-Wendy Davis Website…Planned Parenthood President Admits Her Abortion Mills Benefit Financially From ObamaCare…and Planned Parenthood To Spend $1 Million Running War On Women Ads Targeting Virginia Pro-Life GOP Gubernatorial Nominee Ken Cuccinelli.
  • GLOBAL WARMING: Leaked Copy of U.N. Climate Change Report Shows Agency Struggling To Explain Why Global Warming Has Been Non-Existent Over Last 15 Years.
  • G-UNCONTROL: NY Newspaper Sues for Names of Gun Permit Holders…And Artist Tom McNaughton Unveils “Stand Your Ground” Painting.
  • UNION BLUES: Memo to Obama’s Union Supporters: He Thinks If You Strike You Should Be Fired.
  • LIBERAL BRAINWASHING: Liberals know that if people with a certain agenda can get the general public to use a less offensive term for something, the easier it will be get that something to become more acceptable.

Closer to Home

  • image030BOEHNER BASHING: Aren’t you really surprised our Republican Speaker of the House hasn’t caved in to Obama and the DemocRATS by now?
  • AND ISN’T IT FUNNY that the ObamaCare consumers will finally be able to sign up for next week, is a long way from the health plan Obama first pitched to the nation? Millions of low-income Americans won’t receive coverage. Many workers at small businesses won’t get a choice of insurance plans right away. Large employers won’t need to provide insurance for another year. Far more states than expected won’t run their own insurance marketplaces. And a growing number of workers won’t get to keep their employer-provided coverage.  Do you think all our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama-Supporers will ever notice the difference?
  • THE CINCINNATI MESS (You’ll only read about in The Blower): Some Cincinnati Police Officers found Carrie Blackmore Smith’s puff piece interesting about new Cincinnati Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell’s willingness to listen to his advisors about what changes needed to be made at the CPD.

image034Which is probably a good thing, since how would he ever know that change is necessary in an agency when one knows absolutely nothing about the agency, the community, the city, the people, the culture, or the personnel he’s now supposed to be managing. Such assumptions with no specific information or hard evidence is simply a recipe for bullshit! Forming a committee to learn what is necessary to change with a commitment to listen is another way of saying, “I don’t have a clue what I’ve inherited or what to do with it!”  The Blower remembers when Ron Twitty (who left the Cincinnati Police Department amid scandal in 2004) being quoted in The Fishwrap after being fired telling all, “I’m working on a plan!”  This was in reference to the then rising tide of violence in the city.  No specific information or concrete examples of a plan were offered, but the media anxiously awaited the positive results.  Well…Citizens of Cincinnati are still waiting for “the plan” though it’s only been ten years now.  This will be much the same until something controversial occurs. Then the blame game will begin anew!  Disgraced Former Fourteen-Star Police Chief James Craig blamed difficulties on previous administrations.  Sound familiar?  You’ll hear it again!

  • MEANWHILE IN COLUMBUS, Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Former President George W. Bush was on hand in Dublin when The Ohio State Band kicked off opening ceremonies for the Presidents Cup at Muirfield Village. “Boy, do we miss you,” a fan called out after the crowd chanted “43, 43” when Bush was introduced.
  • image036DEMOCRAT VOTER FRAUD UPDATE: Republicans for Higher Taxes comment on the discovery that a prominent Roxanne Qualls supporter engaged in vote fraud by voting for her in September’s primary, even though he apparently hasn’t lived in Cincinnati for several years.  Randy Simes has lived, worked, and voted in Chicago as of late, and lived in Atlanta and Korea as well over the past few years, but not in Cincinnati. Republicans for Higher Taxes applauds Randy’s enthusiasm and says that they would recruit votes from the dead to elect Foxy Roxy if that’s what it takes.
  • WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR SPOILED SPORTS EDITOR ANDY FURBALL says one person who won’t be missed will be Finally Fired Former Reds Manager Dusty Baker, who won’t be back again to disappoint Reds Fans in 2014. Ken Broo called the play-by-play: “He’s outta here, Dusty’s waaaay outta here.” Rush Limbaugh scooped The Fishwrap too when he reported Dusty blamed his firing on “Racism,” since the under-achieving Reds Manager was getting all that hate mail comparing him to Obama.”
  • TRASH TALKING: Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says Saturday’s Fishwrap reports that the new trash collection rules “…are part of a package aimed at saving the city $25 million a year,” and that private trash haulers will be held up to the tune of 10% of their earnings. ICMA publications suggest that, along with roads and water, sanitation (sewerage and trash collection) is among the most basic of city services.  Cutting down on the basics is malfeasance at best.  If the Mensa Mob at City Hall needs to save $2.5 million a year, why not start with doing away with non-basic, non-essential “services” like sidewalk inspections?  The sidewalk banditos shake down property owners in Hyde Park almost every year in the name of “safety,” while virtually every other City neighborhood is left alone. 
  • image038IN ANDERSON: For weeks The Blower has been calling attention to The Forest Hills Urinal’s cover-up of their endorsed candidate Disgraced Township Trustee Kevin “Big Spanky” O’Brien’s Capital One lawsuit, the lawsuit by the guy who unfortunately bought Kevin’s house, Kevin’s impending bankruptcy, and the latest lawsuit filed September 4 by his former best friend Greg Delev in Probate Court on behalf of Emily Teeter Wright, accusing Whacky Jackie O’Brien’s Illegitimate Son Kevin of stealing money from her father’s trust fund. Luckily for Kevin, when Lisa Wakeland finally got around to covering the story, it was buried on Wednesday’s front page where Anderson Residents have become accustomed not to look for any important township political news. Lisa missed Judge Cheryl Grant’s summary judgment ruling for Capital One against Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien in the amount of $6,306.34 and accruing interest at 3%.
  • FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: NoTaxJack says Lebanon Schools Superintendent Mark North is paid $123,917.08 per year, not including all his perks, and boy there are a lot of them. He works 252 days a year, and that number includes his vacation days. That figures out to $491.73 per day.  Isn’t that about what John Kasich makes for running the entire state of Ohio?  That’s Reason Number 3,021 to vote NO on any school levy in Lebanon.

On the South Shore

  • image039FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE (AND THEN SOME): Bluegrass Bureau Chief Kern CamBoo says not only can dead people vote in Northern Kentucky, but now they get Free Health Care, since according to the Daily Caller, ObamaCare can help dead people in Kentucky, where application forms for the state’s new ObamaCare benefit exchange asks if the application is for someone who has recently died. Question 39 on the kynect: Kentucky’s Healthcare Connection printable application form for a single person health seeking either coverage or help paying costs, states: “If you are filling out this application on behalf of a person who recently passed away, enter the deceased person’s date of death.”

Maybe that’s why Kentucky Republican Senators Bitch McConnell and Rand Paul blasted Steve BeShear after reading the Doofus DemocRAT Governor’s “Ode to ObamaCare” in the New York Times, saying, “We agree with Governor BeShear that Kentucky needs health reform. But we strongly disagree that ObamaCare is the answer. As so often happens when our friends on the left set out to fix a problem, their ideas, however well-intentioned, end up hurting the very people they sought to help. That’s just what we’re seeing with ObamaCare.”

Something else BeShear forgot to include in his “Ode to ObamaCare” was the fact that the Kentucky ObamaCare marketplace has no “expectation of privacy,” warning its prospective customers that their information can be monitored and shared with government bureaucRATS. When clicking “let’s get started” on the state-run health insurance marketplace “kynect,” the user is quickly prompted to a “WARNING NOTICE.” [READ MORE HERE]

More Political Insight This Week

  • image041FECKLESS AT THE FISHWRAP:  Several letters to The Fishwrap echoed The Fishwrap’s lead claiming “ObamaCare is the Law of the Land,” which is rapidly becoming the preferred shorthand argument for why any criticism of ObamaCare is mean-spirited and racist. It also serves to introduce a laughable larger claim that any and all attempts to overturn Obama’s UnAffordable Care Act are actually symptoms of extremist TEA-bagging right-wing terrorism.

But wasn’t the Fugitive Slave Act also once the Law of the Land? So was the Defense of Marriage Act. And we’re sure today’s Liberals would never argue those Laws of the Land were overturned by anarchists.

  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN: On this day in 1996, Deviant DemocRAT President Bill Clinton faced his Republican challenger, Senator Bob Dole from Kansas, in their first debate of that year’s presidential campaign. One of the things Bob forgot to mention was all those blow jobs our Pants-Dropper-in-Chief was getting in the Oval Office from Monica Lewinsky at the time. We’re sure Mitt Romney wouldn’t have overlooked that opportunity.
  • THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Slick Willie’s big lie: “I did not have sexual relations with that woman…”
  • GOING GALT:  According The use of Galt as a symbol in the context of political or social protest has taken root in some places. The phrase “going John Galt” or simply “going Galt” has been used by psychologist Helen Smith and othersto describe productive members of society cutting back on work in response to the projected increase in U.S. marginal tax rates, increased limits on tax deductions, and the use of tax revenues for causes they regard as immoral.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #276 is to quote Thomas Sowell: “Socialism in general has a record of failure so blatant that only an intellectual could ignore or evade it.”
  • image042NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES, since Congress doesn’t seem to be accomplishing anything these days during the Government Shutdown.

Congressional Criminals
Congress is composed of silly fools
But let me tell you, Honey.
The one thing they’re expert at
Is taking all your money

  • image044AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA:  Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how long he thought the so-called Government Shutdown would last. “Who cares?” Kane asked. “When you live in Anderson Township, you have to pay for your own garbage collection, so what difference does make whatever those clowns in Washington do. I can’t think of a single problem this group has ever solved.
  • image046FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday everybody will waiting to see if Obama  is still insisting he will not negotiate major budget issues with Congressional Republicans until they vote to reopen the government and to lift the debt ceiling, and we’ll still be counting down the 1,201 days remaining until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll be taking part in “American Touch Tag Day,” and in “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers,” our readers will tell us if anybody has filed a sexual harassment complaint.

Wednesday is “Moldy Cheese Day,” and The Blower says if you find some in your refrigerator, you should take a slice off each side, since the insides should still be good.

Thursday is “National Angel Food Cake Day” so you should see what happens when somebody asks if they can lick your batter.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “When Obama chooses what monuments to close.”

          Saturday is  really Columbus’ Birthday, but you’ll have to wait until next Monday to get the day off.

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