Daily Archives: August 25, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, August 25, 2013

The Blower’s Week in Review 

  • OUR NUMBER ONE EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was when our Photo Spoofer asked Obama if he was listening.

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  • OUR NUMBER TWO EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was when Hillary asked “What Bloody Difference Did it Make.”

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  •  AND OUR NUMBER THREE EDWARD CROPPER ILLUSTRATION THIS WEEK was when Bill Clinton gave his 100% support to “Stop and Frisk”

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  •  MONDAY in our Annual “Back to School” E-dition, The Blower said, “The worse schools perform the more money it costs!”

 Edjumacation in America

image010As students return to school, Obama Supporters in the Press continue their dumbing-down process for 2013.

Elected officials continuously running for re-election on November 5 in only “78” more days keep telling you how much they really, really care about education.

Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to Disingenuous DemoCRATS.

School Boards are already getting ready to ignore Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote to vote for Obama’s DemocRATS.            

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  • image011TUESDAY in our Another “School Daze” E-dition, The Blower figured out at least it’s cheaper than Day Care and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

As kids return to school this week, we’ll continue our dumbing-down process for 2013. — Obama Supporters in the Press

And we’ll keep telling you how much we really, really care about education. —Elected Officials Running for Re-election on November 5 in only “77” more days

Obama wants to raise your taxes to hire more teachers and administrators. That way, corrupt teachers unions will have more money to donate to us. —Despicable DemoCRATS

And we’re already ignoring Section 3315.07 of the Ohio Revised Code (that says no Board of Education shall use public funds to support school employees campaigning for school tax hikes) and scheduling field trips to the Board of Election to register fifth grade students old enough to vote for Obama DemocRATS. —Your School Board    

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  •  WEDNESDAY in our Special “Dog Days of Summer” E-dition, The Blower said, “Obama’s dogs get more air support than our guys did in Benghazi!”

image013Obama found a new distraction on Monday, a female Portuguese waterdog named Sunny. Egypt was burning, the NSA was out of control, the Economy was in the crapper, so you know things have gotten dicey when the White House was forced to use that old “Look, a puppy!” deflection.

It’s just like they always say, “When your popularity is at its lowest, get a dog!”  All of our Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters need their daily diversion.

Now Obama will need four planes to take the family on vacations. Since Sunny is a female dog, will the Obamas be going into the dog breeding business after they leave DC in 1,248 more days? The Blower can hardly wait for somebody to ask if Obamas will be having the dog for Sunny Dinner. Remember all those dog-eating jokes at the 2012 White House Correspondents Dinner? Jimmy Kimmel said “Last week we learned that the president’s two favorite steaks are rib eye and seeing eye,” and Obama touched on Sarah Palin’s recent hosting of “Today” to segue into the night’s toughest line: “What’s the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? A pit bull is delicious.”

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “Gone to the Dogs” E-dition, The Blower concluded, “There’s no substitute for good breeding!”

image014Following The Blower’s lead, yesterday The Media Resarch Center (Tracking Liberal Media Bias, But Only Since 1996) reported that rather than focusing on the myriad of problems plaguing the implementation of ObamaCare, on Tuesday all three network morning shows instead provided coverage of the First Family getting a second dog. It’s just what all of our Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters have come to expect. However, the Humane Society now questions why the new White House Puppy isn’t a rescue dog, and 50,000 abandoned dogs roam Detroit in packs as humans dwindle.

In a related item, 15,000 spouses of UPS Workers will be losing the Health Insurance Obama promised they could keep during last year’s campaign, and nobody was really surprised that the company is citing ObamaCare as the reason.

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  • FRIDAY in our in our Special “Leis Legacy Languishes” E-dition, The Blower said, “What Did Semper Si’s Chief Deputy Know and When Did He Know It?” and “There goes her Lawyer of the Year Award.”

image015Do you think Hamilton County Sheriff Jim Neil could find room in his jail for his defeated opponent Sean Donovan’s wife (Mary Jill “MJ” Donovan) while the lady lawyer is awaiting trial on all those charges of helping criminals charged with drug and weapons crimes avoid convictions that federal attorney (Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Karl Kadon) got in his indictment that News-Breaking Fishwrapper KimBall Perry couldn’t stop tweeting about? Our Long-time Friend PFC Kadon says he hasn’t had this much fun since he single-handedly toppled Saddam Hussein in Iraq all those years ago. At least that’s what the old PFC told us.

And what must be the most bizarre coincidence ever, MJ’s law practice website appears to be down for maintenance today. [SEE IT HERE]    

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  • SATURDAY in our Special “Voter Education ” E-dition, The Blower’s focus was on Anderson Township.

image016At today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were stunned that with only 73 more days until this year’s elections, Farm Club Fishwrappers at The Forest Hills Urinal are still unable to publish the correct name of the Disgraced Anderson Township Trustee they’ve been covering up for during the past four years, listing “Keith P. O’Brien” as one of the candidates.  How Freudian was that?

“Not to worry,” Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane consoled the group, “The Blower will continue to inform all of the voters of Anderson Township everything they need to know about the most important election in Anderson Township History, where those two fine, upstanding endorsed Republican Anderson Trustee Candidates (Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas) will finally be able to join with Trustee “In Russ We Trust” Jackson and return honor and dignity to the township, especially since of $tate Rep-Tile for $ale Peter $tautberg has not done a thing during the past four years to advance effective legislation to allow township voters to remove a scandal-plagued trustee like “Kevin P. O’Brien” from office.

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IS IT COLLECTION TIME AGAIN?

 image018 It must be, since your Neighborhood News Boy or Girl will be stopping by to collect $3.50 for delivery of this month’s Blower. The children retain half of this amount plus any tips you give them to reward good service.

This week we’re featuring Eldon Pudpuller was a very troubled 12-year-old lad who ran up a whopping $38,000 telephone bill last month making calls to 1-900 phone-sex lines. But that was before he became a Whistleblower Neighborhood News Boy. For information about our carrier program, please call Mr. Scamwell at our circulation department.

MORE OBAMANATIONS

  • image019OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY FAILURES:  One year ago today Obama warned Assad not to cross “Red Line” by using Chemical Weapons. The White House’s deputy press secretary downplayed Muslim attacks on Christians in Egypt, joking about the savagery that has left at least six Christians dead. Obama asked the U.N. to write a sternly worded letter to Syria over possible Chemical Weapons Attack, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff admitted Syrian rebels Obama is arming are not our friends, and Obama’s Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel claims Budget Cuts will make our troops “Stronger.”
  • OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: Fox News says by varying majorities, the voting public doesn’t think much of Obama’s contention that the scandals swirling around his administration are phony. For example, 78% of voters think the questions over the administration’s handling of the terrorist attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi should be taken seriously. Just 17% call it a “phony scandal.” Whistleblower Rogue IRS Snitch Ferrell Katz says the IRS is now targeting the veterans’ organization the American Legion, and a U.S. senator believes that Lois Lerner — a key figure in the IRS scandal – is to blame.
  • OBAMANOMICS 101:  Gallup says the Unemployment Rate has jumped from 7.7% to 8.9% over the last 30 days. Thanks to ObamaCare, 75% of the jobs created this year are Part Time and many of the jobs are Low-Paid. Not only that—Obama’s so-called Recovery is weaker than Bush’s Recession. Do the Math!
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  A California School Principal required Elementary School Students to kneel before him and other School Officials, and a neighbor tells mom to “euthanize” her autistic son because he annoys her, and donate “non-retarded body parts to science.”
  • SPIES LIKE US: The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden says the NSA Paid GOOGLEFACEBOOK millions to spy on Over-Taxed payers. NSA admits its analysts purposefully violated citizens’ privacy rights. Obama on NSA Capabilities says, “Hey, You Can Trust Me.” Obama packs NSA Surveillance Review Panel with former White House Staffers And Intel Officials. NSA admits It collected 56,000 E-mails Per Year from Americans with “No Terror Connections.” And in this Update: White House says Obama stands by his assertion: “There is no spying on Americans.”
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports 80% of Americans say they are paying more for groceries now compared to last year, and most expect to be paying higher grocery bills a year from now.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked  Jay Leno’s “LeBron James reported to jury duty in Akron, Ohio. He didn’t get picked, but when he walked into the courtroom the jury was made up of Cavalier fans who sentenced him to death.”

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA

  • image021HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Obama is ripping people who don’t believe in Wealth Redistribution, saying “At some point the Government will run out of money.” Judicial Watch obtained Defense Department training materials on Friday that described conservative and civil liberties organizations as “hate groups.” The Obama administration’s claim that criminal background checks discriminate against minority job applicants suffered a lashing from a federal court that found the allegations “laughable,” “distorted,” “cherry-picked,” “worthless” and “an egregious example of scientific dishonesty.” And Obama explained to CNN’s Chris Cuomo that his new dog Sunny is pissing all over the White House.
  • MEDIA MENDACITY:  An upcoming Law And Order SVU episode will feature Paula Deen Shooting Trayvon Martin.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: After President Obama waded into the Trayvon Martin shooting death and subsequent acquittal of George Zimmerman, critics of the president wonder whether he’ll also address the senseless killing of an Australian college student in Oklahoma last week. Obama says the Legacy of “Slavery and Jim Crow” still exists. Black Unemployment returns to double the White Rate under Obama.

A White House Spokesman admits Obama “Has a Bias In Favor of Historically Black Colleges and Universities.” A DHS employee calls for mass murder of whites, says black men are being “homosexualized” by whites to make them weaker, and Jesse Jackson says Obama could not have played the saxophone on TV like Bill Clinton so America is still racist, and MLK III said at an event honoring his father’s “I Have A Dream Speech” In DC: The Trayvon Martin Case shows us skin color “Remains a License To Murder.” At the same MLK event, attendees waved American flags desecrated with Obama’s Face. It won’t be the last time you’ll have seen this disgrace. What do you think it’ll be like when Obama speaks at the 50th anniversary of MLK’s speech on Wednesday? .

  • GAY NEWS UPDATE:  The White House is planning to hold a “Bisexual Roundtable.”
  • OTHER DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES:  Bill Clinton’s Foundation’s Personal Slush Fund has spent over $50 Million on Travel since 2003.

THE LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image022AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: Obama warns ICE Agents not to arrest or deport Illegal Immigrants if they have children. Notre Dame wil begin accepting illegal immigrants and providing them with financial aid. Meanwhile, Illegal Immigrants are demanding U.S. Over-Taxed payers pay for their Organ Transplants.
  • OBAMACARE UPDATES: Feds are hiring “Criminal Investigators” to target people and companies that don’t follow ObamaCare’s Rules, as 15K spouses of UPS workers lose the Health Insurance Obama promised they could keep, while the Company cited ObamaCare as the reason.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  An Iowa City man has been accused of punching a 78-year-old woman in the face for holding a pro-life sign.
  • GLOBAL WARMING: A leaked copy of the U.N. Climate Change Report shows the Agency struggling to explain why Global Warming has been non-existent over the last 15 Years.
  • G-UNCONTROL: George Zimmerman took Joe Biden’s gun advice this week and went shopping for a shotgun. Police say confusion over a phone message about a toy gun fight prompted a false report of a shooting at a Cleveland-area school on the first day of class, and only 15 people showed up for Nanny Bloomberg’s Anti-Gun Rally in NYC.
  • UNION BLUES:  Signaling a growing rift between some unions and the White House over ObamaCare, the Nevada State AFL-CIO passed a stinging resolution Wednesday that criticized the administration for its handling of their concerns with the health care reform law. Meanwhile the Public Workers Union Boss in Detroit is calls for the Federal Government to bailout Detroit Unions.
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE:  That 9/11 Million Muslim March In D.C. will be met by 2 Million Bikers. A Florida Pastor will burn 2,998 Korans on 9/11, and Major Nidal Hasan has been convicted of premeditated murder for the 2009 shooting rampage at Fort Hood. That means he’s now eligible to die a martyr.

POLITICS UNUSUAL

  • image024DOOFUS DEMOCRATS:  Nutty Nancy Pelosi claims she “Cleaned Up” Washington while Stumping with Crooked DemocRAT Congressman John Tierney who’s under a House Ethics Investigation while NYC Dem Mayoral Candidate wants to give Morning-After Pills to 11-Year-Old Girls in City’s Schools.
  • HAREBRAINED IN THE HOUSE:   Has House Speaker John Boehner just betrayed us again? Word is the GOP Speaker of the House has just Ordered Rank-And-File House Republicans, during a private conference call, “NOT To Defund ObamaCare!”
  • MEANWHILE IN MICHIGAN, Republican Congressman Kerry Bentivolio told constituents at a town hall Monday that it would be a “dream come true” to write a bill to impeach President Barack Obama, but so far he doesn’t have enough evidence. It’s obvious Congressman Benticolio isn’t a Person of Consequence on The Blower’s Subscriber List.
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE:  The Federal Election Commission has fined John McRINO’s 2008 presidential campaign committees $80,000 for accepting campaign contributions that exceeded federal limits.
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS:  According to Newsmax, there are hundreds of organizations around the nation bearing the TEA Party name. And if their overall influence among voters was waning earlier this year, the revelation of IRS targeting against organizations bearing names that even hinted of TEA Party leanings gave the movement as a whole a chance for rejuvenation. That said, there is emerging a risk that the movement could start to muddle its message and fumble back the political football gift it received when the IRS actions hit the news.
  • RECOVERING REPUBLICANS: A new Pew Poll finds a Majority of Republicans want the GOP to be more Conservative, while Obama says, Obama says the country isn’t facing a spending or deficit problem, only an ideological problem from Republicans who want to cut government programs for health care and children, and “I will do whatever it takes” to get Republicans to abandon their Conservative Principles.

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Closer to Home

  • image026IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says all the important newspapers in Ohio covered the story about Ohio Republican Party Chairman Matt Borges calling of DemocRAT lawmaker Kevin Boyce to come clean on DemocRAT Corruption, including the Columbus Dispatch, Toledo Blade, Dayton Daily News, along with the Dissociated Press. Notice anybody’s name missing, Fishwrappers!
  • POLITICAL POPULATION CONTROL: Ohio First District Congressman Steve Chabothead is busy these days trying to help the breeding program for the rhinos at the Cincinnati Zoo. Better he should concentrate on eliminating the over-breeding of RINOs in the House.
  • MAYORAL MADNESS: Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns says he’s not really pandering to black weed smokers by running his “Don’t Ask, Don’t Smell Ad” on Da Buzz: “Are you tired of getting pulled over by the police for no apparent reason and then they use that as an excuse to look for marijuana? I’m Jim Berns candidate for Mayor of Cincinnati and I think smoking a joint should be legal. Did you know Roxanne Qualls and John Cranley voted to increase penalties for having a little weed on you? Driving while black is not against the law.” [LISTEN HERE]

No wonder CityBleat followed up on yesterday’s item in The Blower about Berns’ claim to have been thrown under the bus by the local news media. Long ago, The Blower predicted Berns would be running the most outrageous Cincinnati mayoral campaign in history, and so far, we must admit, he is certainly succeeding.

Meanwhile, the scandal in San Diego gives us all pause to be thankful that in Cincinnati we’ve never not even once been concerned that Mayor Mallory might grope a woman.

  • FOOLS IN SKOOLS: FCPS Superintendent Mary Ronan needs to give back any raises or bonuses she’s received ’cause 90% of the FCPS skools received a D or and F rating from the state! This week Mary said parents weren’t supposed to pay attention to the rankings because what they were looking at changed since past years. (Can you believe the Forest Gump Schools were all A rated?
  • REPUBLICANS FOR HIGHER TAXES are deeply saddened by the indictment against Mary Jill Donovan.  They are also curious to learn whether Sean Donovan is still advocating for more jail space.  And if it wasn’t already clear, the news of Mrs. Sean Donovan’s indictment provides yet more vindication for the many Republicans who supported Jim Neil for Sheriff.  Imagine the catastrophe it would be to have the wife of Hamilton County’s sitting Sheriff under federal indictment.  With the felony convictions of Simon Leis’ boy Mickey Esposito and the indictment of Mrs. Donovan, Hamilton County citizens should feel good that the inept Leis/Donovan years are finally in the rear view mirror. 
  • image028MORE CRAP FROM COLERAIN: Our Colerain Crusader asks why in the world Summer Park Ranger and Colerain Township Trustee Wannabe Goofball Greg Insco is giving away money in an ongoing Easter Egg hunt to protest the Trustees’ decision to consolidate their summer events at the Waste of Colerain. Here’s Greg on his Facebook:  Greg Insco “If 500 people like this status, I will hide another Easter egg in Colerain with $100 in it!”  Perhaps Insco, should save his money and pay the City of Cincinnati the $5,500 he owes them.
  • SHOW THEM THE MONEY: The Port of Cincinnati Development Authority Please says we should all act surprised when they accept all that filthy lucre from the City of Cincinnati on that ill-fated Parking Meter Scam. 
  • LIBERAL TAX ABATERS: Weeks after discovering that Roxanne Qualls doesn’t pay her taxes, Republicans for Higher Taxes discovered Laure Quinlivan doesn’t pay her taxes either.  They get away with this through the magic of “tax abatements,” which seem to disproportionately benefit liberal streetcar supporters.  It’s the Cincinnati DemocRAT version of welfare for the rich.  When Qualls and Quinlivan say WE need to pay more, what they really mean is: YOU need to pay more.
  • image029IN CLERMONT COUNTY: ObamaCare Critics remember last year about this time when Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Pete Wentzel got that nice little write up by Jon Newberry at the Cincinnati Business Crapper. [READ THAT HERE] The Blower said we might even show Pete how to get some real publicity if he’d put a “You Didn’t Build That” sign on his General Data international headquarters in Eastgate.
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter, who has been sued multiple times by The Fiswrap over access to public courtrooms, has accused a Fishwrap reporter of forgery. Feckless Fishwrapper Kimball Perry is so happy he wasn’t the one and Federal Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley just be so proud of her legacy.
  • ANOTHER DETERS DEFEAT: That Cabal of NoKY Attorneys Still Out to Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters including lovely Lisa Wells (the attorney who replaced Crazy Eric on WLW Hate Radio) was wondering when Crazy Eric’s going to call a press conference to celebrate that unanimous verdict convicting Precious Allen, 31, a local mama accused of punching, kicking and holding down a 15-year-old girl last February, while Allen’s daughter reportedly hit the girl in the face with a combination lock. Eric’s client may be going to jail, but news reports of the trial played all over the country.
  • image030IN ANDERSON TOWNSHIP: Republicans in Anderson all remember when Grover Norquist got all those Republicans in Congress to sign his “Taxpayer Protection Pledge” not to vote to raise taxes. That’s why, if the wake of Disgraced Anderson Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien’s Masturbation Scandal, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane is now asking all candidates for Anderson Township Trustee (regardless of party) to sign The Whistleblower’s pledge Not To Masturbate in Your Car. So far it seems only the two Anderson GOP Endorsed Candidates (Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas) have taken that pledge.

Meanwhile somebody sent us what appears to be a copy of another lawsuit filed at the Hamilton County Courthouse against somebody named Kevin P. O’Brien. This one is from Capital One Bank seeking $6,306.34 from a Kevin P. O’Brien at PO Box 8805 in Hyde Park (case 13cv12833). Surely, that couldn’t be the same Kevin P. O’Brien who’s an Anderson Township Trustee supposedly living in Anderson at Telegraph Hill apartment #806, 6931 Goldengate Drive. That  Kevin P. O’Brien also has a PO Box at the UPS Store on Beechmont Avenue.

On the South Shore

  • IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says the latest and greatest e-dition of Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealth’s Attorney E Rob Sanders special sale priced e-newsletter is on cyber news stands now.  This week’s This Week In Kenton Circuit Court features dozens of ugly mugs like the ones shown below but you won’t see the City of Covington’s Finance Director Bob Due (yet) because he was just arrested and the Robster only publishes felons who’ve been convicted!  Due’s arrest was the talk of the town in Covington however where insiders wonder how long before City Commissioners start asking City Manager Larry de-Klein tough questions about how the thievery went on so long and how much is really missing!  And folks just can’t decide what was funnier, Channel 5’s Courtis Fuller broadcasting live outside what he called Kenton County’s jail, which actually hasn’t been the jail since a new one was built three years ago; or the fact that Channel 9 couldn’t find anyone better to interview than resigned in disgrace former City Commissioner Steve “I’m 5′ not 4’10″” Megerle who certainly knows a thing or two about getting convicted of a crime.  Stay tuned folks, we have a feeling the drama at city hall over Due’s sticky fingers has only just begun!

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  • image033WE BELIEVE! WE BELIEVE! Was somebody really struck by lightning at the Creation Museum Wednesday afternoon? Some people thought it was just part of a realistic display.
  • FOOD FOR THOUGHT: Kentucky Secretary of State and DemocRAT Senate Candidate Alison Wundergams Grimes defended ObamaCare, saying three reasons why Kentuckians need affordable health care coverage: a “donut burger, the chili cheese-steak, and the covered French fries.”
  • HERO OF THE WEEK: Right Wing Patriot (Standing Up For Conservative Values) awarded its first “Hero of the Week” Award to Ike Boutwell, who is a theater owner in Kentucky. Boutwell owns the Movie Palace and Showtime Cinemas and refuses to show The Butler, which was number one at the box office last week (and is filled with progressive liberal rewriting of history) as it features Jane Fonda. Boutwell refuses to show any film with Jane Fonda due to his conviction (and a correct one!) that Fonda is a traitor. Ike Boutwell is a veteran who served in the Korean War and trained pilots during the Vietnam War.

“I trained hundreds of pilots to fly, many of whom Ms. Fonda clapped and cheered as they were shot down,” he said. “Our Constitution only mentions three crimes. Treason is one. That’s aid and comfort to the enemy… To add to this, I just really think it’s a slap in the face to have a person of treason portray a patriotic lady, Mrs. Reagan. I just think that is throwing gas on the fire.”

While a few people are unhappy with his decision, Boutwell says he won’t change his policy. “In life, you’ve got to stand for something, and that’s where I stand,” he said. “It makes me feel that I’m honoring those who died for this country.”

The Blower applauds Boutwell for his decision along with his unbridled patriotism. While some may scream censorship, it isn’t so. The film is playing in plenty of other theaters, so if someone really wants to see it, they’re able to do so. If we lived in Elizabethtown, wherever the hell that is, we would patronize his theater on a regular basis to show our support.

  • image034ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says he hasn’t seen any more hate mail from Letter-Writing Liberals complaining about protestors waving disrespectful “Impeach Obama” signs on overpasses in Northern Kentucky last weekend, and Vonda Pickens says none of her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers were arrested, like those two guys in St. Louis who got sent to the slammer for creating a potential traffic hazard, and of course, resisting arrest. Which is probably why you didn’t see any news coverage of Vonda’s event.

More Political Insight This Week

  • image037IMPLODING AT THE FISHWRAP: The Berns for Mayor Campaign lies dying in the street and the Cincinnati print media is to blame. Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns claims Members of the Cincinnati Print Media (especially The Fishwrap) have thrown him under the bus, including Fishwrappers Carl Weiser, Jane Prendergast, Ryan Hoffman, and Ben Goldschmidt, along with WVXU’s “Huggable Howard” Wilkinson. City Bleat’s German Lopez, and the Business Crapper’s Chris Wetterich. Instead of calling Berns courageous, innovative, or a real choice between two nearly two identical candidates, they blame him for the $400,000 primary, ignore him or put him at the end of articles dismissing him as an also ran or name calling by labeling him a “perennial candidate” instead of praising his persistence and unwillingness to give up. Berns claims the two identical DemocRAT candidates (disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls) get tons of coverage making them look like they the only choice for voters.

Meanwhile, the Really Loony Mayoral Candidate Sandra Queen Noble says “Jane prendergast is a Nazi motherfucker supporting Cranley and Qualls. Motherfuck the Enquirer. Don’t print or photos Queen Noble without Queen Noble’s permission. i.e.ADVERTISEMENT”

  • image039SPOILED SPORTS OF ALL SORTS: Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall wonders if Hurley the Historian forgot that Friday was the 24th Anniversary of Pete Rose’s banishment from baseball. Judge Nick Nadel is still crying about that too. It’s been so long since Nadel’s had any publicity.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN asked  to be excused for the oversight, since he was waiting to see if Liberals would be remembering today’s date in 2009 (the day Teddy Kennedy became a Good DemocRAT) by celebrating the Beatification of Saint Teddy. It’s what all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters live for. Fox News is even calling Saint Teddy the Senate’s “Liberal Lion.” The Blower, however, thinks it should be spelled “Lyin’.”  
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Teddy’s “Dad, I’m in some trouble. There’s been an accident and you’re going to hear all sorts of things about me from now on. Terrible things!”
  • GOING GALT means recognizing that you deserve praise and honor for your achievements rather than damnation as “exploiters.”
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #242 says you should tell a joke like Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter? A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
  • image040NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Children have now returned to schools and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves.

The Student’s Creed
The public schools are open,
Let’s happily run and shout.
We’ll wander buy in about a week
And see how many have dropped out.

  • image041AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about Wednesday’s 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream” Speech. “MLK will be dishonored,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “when Obama and all those other racial racketeers make it the Super Bowl of Racial Politics.” 
  • image043FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’re not sure what we’ll be featuring in our Weekly “Below the Beltway” E-dition, but we’ll still be counting down the 1,243 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll be checking to see which diversion Obama uses to deflect attention from all his candals, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will comment on that.

Wednesday we’ll be covering the 50th Anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I Have a Dream Speech,” and we’ll we’re sure you’ll hear something about it elsewhere on the news.

Thursday is “Hugs for Health Day” where people go out and give hugs at senior citizen centers, hospitals, and other places. The focus is upon elderly, sick and invalid, lonely people and anyone who needs the warmth, cheer, and love that a hug provides. So if any of you hotties out there are looking for a geezer to please, come on over.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “Here’s what we’ll celebrate this labor day.”

Saturday is our “Annual Salute to Pollution Fest,” which is how Labor Day Weekend is celebrated in the Queen City.

Sunday Comix by Dixon Diaz

You saw that fraudulent Trayvon Martin painting depicting the shooting? Well here’s MY Trayvon Martin artwork. THIS should be on display at the Florida State Capitol, not the false depiction on display there now. 

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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Some political scorekeeping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally political scorekeeping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use a lot more. 

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image047Note: We guarantee Blackberry subscribers who don’t go home and see links and pictures on their computers are not going to appreciate all of this good stuff today.