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Thursday, August 22, 2013

It Shouldn’t Happen to a Dog

Following The Blower’s lead, yesterday The Media Resarch Center (Tracking Liberal Media Bias, But Only Since 1996) reported that rather than focusing on the myriad of problems plaguing the implementation of ObamaCare, on Tuesday all three network morning shows instead provided coverage of the First Family getting a second dog. It’s just what all of our Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters have come to expect. However, the Humane Society now questions why the new White House Puppy isn’t a rescue dog, and 50,000 abandoned dogs roam Detroit in packs as humans dwindle.

In a related item, 15,000 spouses of UPS Workers will be losing the Health Insurance Obama promised they could keep during last year’s campaign, and nobody was really surprised that the company is citing ObamaCare as the reason.

CLERMONT COUNTY:ObamaCare Critics remember last year about this time when Whistleblower Faux Facebook Friend Pete Wentzel got that nice little write up by Jon Newberry at the Cincinnati Business Crapper. [READ THAT HERE] The Blower said we might even show Pete how to get some real publicity if he’d put a “You Didn’t Build That” sign on his General Data international headquarters in Eastgate.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says as the Official Voice of the Conservative Agenda, The Blower would indeed be remiss if we forgot to mention the Incident at Ruby Ridge that occurred on this date in 1992, when in the second day of a standoff at Randy Weaver’s remote northern Idaho cabin, FBI sharpshooter Lon Horiuchi wounded Randy Weaver and Kevin Harrison, and killed Weaver’s wife, Vicki.
NO WONDER OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose this classic: “We’re from the government and we’re here to help.” And what a big help the government has been lately.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says all the important newspapers in Ohio covered the story about Ohio Republican Party Chairman Matt Borges calling of DemocRAT lawmaker Kevin Boyce to come clean on DemocRAT Corruption, including the Columbus Dispatch, Toledo Blade, Dayton Daily News, along with the Dissociated Press. Notice anybody’s name missing, Fishwrappers!
RACIAL HEALING UPDATE: After Obama waded into the Trayvon Martin shooting death and subsequent acquittal of George Zimmerman, critics of the president wonder which one of those black teenagers (who murdered an Australian college student in Oklahoma because they were bored) will Obama now say would look like his son?
CAMERAS ON COPS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says after a federal judge last week ruled that New York City Police Department’s stop-and-frisk policy violates the rights of minorities and suggested a trial program that would require on-duty police officers to wear uniform cameras, a practice already utilized in some areas of the country. Just over half of voters nationwide like the idea of police officers wearing cameras but a plurality think it wouldn’t have much impact on crime. Voters are also more likely to view racial profiling as a civil rights violation. And all those race-baiting whiny black thugs will have their felonies recorded, thanks to that Liberal Judge.

Whistleblower Legal Dream Team Chairman Scott Greenwood and Retired Real Police Chief Tom Streicher would also point out that the U.S. District Court decision was based on a musing by the Court at an earlier stage in the proceeding and an op-ed Greenwood and Streicher wrote (and The Blower promoted). The Court also imposed a collaborative remediation process lifted directly from theirs in Cincinnati. Apparently they must be doing something right.

Spokane is doing a press event today announcing cameras on all its officers, and our Cop Consultants were instrumental in that. Press statement to follow.

FOOLS IN SKOOLS: The failed leadership of The Failed Cincinnati Federation of Teachers continues to misspend and abuse members’ dues by sponsoring community luncheons for the failed and race-baiting Parents for Public Skoolz. Goofy ass “president” Julie SellYourSoul will spent $3,500 of union members’ dues (That was never voted on at the membership meeting) for a luncheon to host an unknown “educator” but still cannot meet face-to-face with all of the hundreds of disgruntled “represented” teachers who continue to have to work more for less money thanks to her disingenuous leadership.
MAYORAL MADNESS: The Berns for Mayor Campaign lies dying in the street and the Cincinnati print media is to blame. Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns claims Members of the Cincinnati Print Media (especially The Fishwrap) have thrown him under the bus, including Fishwrappers Carl Weiser, Jane Prendergast, Ryan Hoffman, and Ben Goldschmidt, along with WVXU’s “Huggable Howard” Wilkinson. City Bleat’s German Lopez, and the Business Crapper’s Chris Wetterich. Instead of calling Berns courageous, innovative, or a real choice between two nearly two identical candidates, they blame him for the $400,000 primary, ignore him or put him at the end of articles dismissing him as an also ran, or slighting him by labeling him a “perennial candidate” instead of praising his persistence and unwillingness to give up. Berns claims the two identical DemocRAT candidates (disguised DemocRAT John Cranley and Extremely Liberal DemocRAT Foxy Roxy Qualls) get tons of coverage making them look like they the only choice for voters.

Meanwhile, the Really Loony Mayoral Candidate Sandra Queen Noble says “Jane Prendergast is a Nazi motherfucker for supporting Cranley and Qualls. Motherfuck the Enquirer. Don’t you honkeys dare print anything I motherfucking say or publish photos of Queen Noble without Queen Noble’s motherfucking permission.”

LIBERAL TAX ABATERS: Weeks after discovering that Roxanne Qualls doesn’t pay her taxes, Republicans for Higher Taxes discovered Laure Quinlivan doesn’t pay her taxes either. They get away with this through the magic of “tax abatements,” which seem to disproportionately benefit liberal streetcar supporters. It’s the Cincinnati DemocRAT version of welfare for the rich. When Qualls and Quinlivan say WE need to pay more, what they really mean is: YOU need to pay more.
CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET says Hamilton County Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter, who has been sued multiple times by The Enquirer over access to public courtrooms, has accused a Fishwrap reporter of forgery. Feckless Fishwrapper Kimball Perry is so happy he wasn’t the one, and Federal Judge Mr$. $tan Che$ley must just be so proud of her legacy.
IN ANDERSON: Amy Murray is running for Cincinnati City Clowncil, but Saturday night she has a fundraiser at Joseph and Lorraine Mayernik’s place on Ayers Road in Anderson. Doesn’t Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP tell his candidates where the City Limits sign is? Alex T. says, “Soreheads in the Suburbs may not be able to vote, but they have all the money.” The Anderson Township Republican Club is also promoting the event. Shouldn’t they be focused on their Township Trustee Campaigns for Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas? Andy’s web page shows some pictures of Anderson Township along with a state-of-the-art pop-out video, similar to the one on Josh Gerth’s web page.

Meanwhile, Angry Andersonians are talking about Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s last year’s campaign finance reports. Because “Mean Jean” Schmidt, who rumor has it is hoping to replace Jim Trakas on the Beautician Commission, has been telling all of Kasich’s cronies that she isn’t the loathsome creature who donated to Kevin O’Brien’s campaign. Other Kevin bashers are wondering if Kevin’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal will be covering up the identity of that sniveling shyster who’s handling that woman’s lawsuit against the Disgraced Masturbating Trustee, since we learned yesterday it was not Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney.

WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter discovered some interesting items in our August 20, 1991 Edition that included the first Mickey Esposito verdict, our Limerick Tribute to a Great No-Longer Living Cincinnatian, and an item in Ken CamBoo’s Bluegrass Holler a certain Bluegrass state rep-tile wishes we’d forgotten.

ALSO IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Tuesday night, a thousand people cheered 75 returning veterans at CVG from their Honor Flight day to D.C. Jim Scott was there, with his bag of Husman potato chips, as his mother-in-law was accompanied by her daughter. Kids, parents, vets, and strangers cheered the senior vets returning to Cincinnati. Amazingly, there was not one black in the crowd! The CVG parking lot was filled with people willing to pay the outrageous $6 charge. CVG probably likes the four yearly trips, otherwise the parking lot would be empty at 10 PM.

Honor Flight Network is a non-profit organization created solely to honor America’s veterans for all their sacrifices. It transports our heroes to Washington, D.C. to visit and reflect at their memorials. Top priority is given to the senior veterans – World War II survivors, along with those other veterans who may be terminally ill.

Of all of the wars in recent memory, it was World War II that truly threatened our very existence as a nation—and as a culturally diverse, free society. According to the Department of Veterans Affairs, an estimated 640 WWII veterans die each day. Our time to express our thanks to these brave men and women is running out.

WE BELIEVE! WE BELIEVE! Was somebody really struck by lightning at the Creation Museum Wednesday afternoon? Some people thought it was just part of a realistic display.
FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that 93-year-old prophecy that has comes to pass. It was a brilliant prophecy,” Kane explained, “made by H.L. Mencken (born 1880 – died 1956). Menchken was a journalist, satirist, critic, and DemocRAT. He wrote this editorial while working for the Baltimore Evening Sun, which appeared in the July 26, 1920, edition:

“As democracy is perfected, the office of the President represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. On some great and glorious day, the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last and the White House will be occupied by a downright fool and complete narcissistic moron.”

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