Daily Archives: August 18, 2013

Special “The Week That Was” E-dition

Sunday, August 18, 2013

The Blower’s Week in Review 

  • image006OUR NUMBER ONE OBAMA RODEO CLOWN STORY THIS WEEK was when the NAALCP Leader called the Rodeo Clown’s Obama Mask a “Hate Crime,” but Obama condemned the intolerance against the Rodeo Clown. Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception has that picture.
  • OUR NUMBER TWO OBAMA RODEO CLOWN STORY THIS WEEK was when PMSNBC said that Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask was “An Actual Minstrel Show,” because of the Racial Implications.
  • AND OUR NUMBER THREE OBAMA RODEO CLOWN STORY THIS WEEK was when Liberals compared that Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask to Lynching Blacks and the WaPo hyperventilated: Rodeo Clown With Obama Mask Reveals “Deep, Personal Hatred” For Obama, “Tinted In Racial Terms.”
  • MONDAY in our Special “Liberal Bias Alert” E-dition, The Blower asked, “What Liberal Bias?”

image009Every day you’ll see examples of Liberal Media Bias (from ObamaCare, to Abortion, to TV commentators) and results of reporting how many Americans say US news organizations are politically biased, inaccurate, and don’t care about the people they report on. But you didn’t need Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen to tell you about that. The Blower’s been telling you about Liberal Media Bias for more years than we can remember.

Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose Ted Koppel’s: “People shouldn’t expect the mass media to do investigative stories. That job belongs to the ‘fringe’ media,” and The Blower presumes were included in that group.

No wonder newspapers continue to lose circulation, and TV newscasts are not the place to go if you really want to find out what’s happening in politics. Whatever happened at the Houston station that was considering “Anchorless News?” Instead of being the next wave of TV news, it was probably just a publicity stunt to draw attention by a station with low ratings.

The percentage of Americans who regularly turn to cable news channels is up. There’s a tremendous increase in online news consumption. An increasing number of Americans (especially young people) form their political opinions after laughing at late night jokes by Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert.  

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  • image010TUESDAY in our Special Another “Obama Family Vacation” E-dition, The Blower was celebrating the Holy Days of Sequester on Martha’s Vineyard and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” included:

The Obamas have begun their eighty-seventh over-taxed payer funded holiday of the year (a seven sojourn at a $7.6 Million estate in Martha’s Vineyard, the island destination of the wealthy and well-connected American elite). —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus

Will Obama Supporters in the Press be telling us every Obasmic detail 24/7 about the Obama Family’s Vacation at Martha’s Vineyard, where all the ordinary Americans go to spend their summer vacations? — Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters

How prophetic was our “Liberal Bias Alert” in Monday’s E-dition? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane

We’re taking a break from our August recess to criticize Obama for a taking an expensive one-week vacation while millions of Americans are struggling financially. —Republicans in Congress 

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  •  image012WEDNESDAY in our Special “New National Crisis” E-dition, The Blower began a National Dialogue on Rodeo Clowns!

Just when you thought Lunatic Liberals couldn’t find anything new to act outraged about, they find something new to pretend to be angry about. Monday, all those Liberal Operatives you see on TV were livid. Obama Administration Paid Liars were irate. Dervish DemocRAT Pundits Spinning to the Left were out of control. Dishonest DemocRAT Public Officials were totally enraged. Progressive Reporters were aghast. Campaign Weasels and Party Hacks were furious. Left Wing Political Strategists and Consultants were over the top, and the usual Roster of Race-Baiters were playing the Race Card, just to get their names in the news.

Obviously, the incident was no big deal, not with all the real problems facing the nation or that long list of Obama’s “Not So Phony” scandals that keeps growing these days. But our Legions of Liberals were certainly trying to make it seem that way, after a rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.”

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  • THURSDAY, in our Special “VJ DAY Anniversary” E-dition, The Blower asked, “Is it still OK to call them Japs today,” because other important things happened on that date:

image013WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter know how Our Beloved Publisher likes to see his name in print, thought it would be amusing to show you this story in our August 13, 1991 Edition, where Kane was scheduled to appear at the meeting of the Society of Professional Journalists exactly 22 years ago today.

Monday Hall of Fame Cartoonist and Illustrator Jerry Dowling reminded his readers about the time The Blower stole our “Mr. Whistle” logo from him.[HERE’S HIS LINK] He let us do it because we ripped Enquirer executives almost every day. We even mentioned fat slob news editor Jim “Orca” Smith going across the street repeatedly to bring back double deck hamburgers all night long. That got The Whistleblower banned from the Enquirer newsroom. Now, The Blower is online and you can download it every day.

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  • image015FRIDAY in our in our Special “Return of the Rodeo Clown” E-dition, The Blower said it was because we believed in equal treatment!

Meet Today’s Guest Editor:  It’s that Unknown Rodeo Clown at the Missouri State Fair who showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event when the crowd went wild after he asked if they wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.”

And since the Unknown Rodeo Clown swears under penalty of perjury that “nothing racist was ever implied,” The Blower, where nothing racist is also never implied, is pleased to permit him to chose three items for today’s E-dition from our Current Cadre of Conservative Columnists. 

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  • image017SATURDAY in our Special “Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion” E-dition, The Blower said, “Imagine the outrage if somebody suggested a “White Family Reunion!”

Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2013 Black Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa, along with checking out all those Black Tennis Players at the Western & Southern Open.

And over at The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”

Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who could explain to Kane how easy it is to pick up fat black floozies. Remember when the J-J-J-Judge used to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee?” Can you imagine his fantasies when he gets to sentence some of those floozies to jail?

At last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who’d been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunion in Cincinnati, Black hitchhiked for three days from his one-room shack in Tuscaloosa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, “Am I a member of your family?” Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston stopped by. “Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?” Charles asked.

“No, you honky bastard!” said the Natester. “Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!”

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MORE OBAMANATIONS

  • OBAMA’S FOREIGN POLICY FAILURES: “See the pyramids along the Nile…Wander Cairo as the bodies pile…Just remember Obama all the while…YOU OWN THIS FUCKING MESS!!

image019Meanwhile, the State Department claims Obama’s policies in Egypt and Syria are worthy of his Nobel Peace Prize.  And as Obama delivers his remarks on bloody violence in Egypt, Obama’s White House Tweeted a picture of Joe Biden with a Camel and Obama compared Egypt’s crackdown on Islamists to the Founding of America.

  • OBAMA SCANDAL UPDATE: The Justice Department and FBI quietly acknowledged they grossly overstated the scope of a mortgage fraud crackdown, which the administration heralded with much fanfare a few weeks before last year’s presidential election. Was there anything that anybody in any part of the U.S. Government did prior to the 2012 that wasn’t intended to help Obama get re-elected
  • OBAMANOMICS 101: Before taking his summer vacation, Obama barnstormed the country giving speeches on reviving the U.S. economy, creating jobs and reducing income inequality. On Thursday the Gallup Poll reported that Mr. Obama’s approval rating on handling the economy has sunk to 35% in August from 42% in early June. Looks like the audience wasn’t impressed!  Forget the Recovery, It’s more like the “Un-Recovery.”
  • OUR DEVOLVING CULTURE DURING THE AGE OF OBAMA:  A spinoff of the scandal-ridden community organizer group ACORN received more than $200,000 in federal housing grants despite a ban on money going to ACORN affiliates, watchdog organization Judicial Watch announced Thursday.
  • SPIES LIKE US: The Blower’s New Cyber-Spy Columnist Edward Snowden is getting a little paranoid these days. He no longer trusts his father or Wikileaks.
  • THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen reports a new national telephone survey finds that 81% of American Adults think their fellow Americans pay too much attention to celebrity news and not enough attention to news that has real impact on their lives. This is down slightly from 86% in March 2011 and 87% in July 2010.
  • OUR LATE NIGHT JOKE WATCHER liked Jay Leno’s “Before they went on vacation, Congress voted to exempt themselves from Obamacare. They gave themselves a special exemption because they thought it was too expensive. So the people who voted for Obamacare for us voted to exempt themselves from it. You know how doctors take the Hippocratic Oath. Congress apparently takes the ‘Hypocritic Oath.'”

MISTEROBAMA’S AMERICA

  • image020HEADLINES ACROSS AMERICA: Warnings of slower sales drive US stocks lower — The Seattle Times 08/15/13. ObamaScare is coming, and so are the con artists — CNBC 08/15/13. Turmoil engulfs Egypt, death toll rises — Boston Globe 08/15/13. Now here’s what Obama has been up to:
  • MEDIA MENDACITY:  CBS News Reports on Jesse Jackson Jr. going to jail for corruption, but fails to mention he’s a Dishonest DemocRAT. Breitbart reports the convicted Illinois Congressman is scheduled to receive $8,700 per month in government disability pay, as well as a partial federal pension of $45,000. That generous $8,700 in disability comes thanks to Jackson’s sudden development of a “mood disorder” as the federal government began looking to indict him.
  • RACIAL HEALING UPDATES: If you think the NAALCP is still going nuts over that rodeo clown at the Missouri State Fair who showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild if it wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull,” Whistleblower Sunshine State Bureau Chief Rank Feikel says the NAALCP in Lee County has asked the Lee City Council to remove the picture of General Robert E. Lee from Council Chambers. The KKK has sent a letter supporting General Lee and so have the Daughters of the American Legion, whoever the hell they are.  Also, in Seattle, a man has been charged with malicious harassment and second-degree assault after he pointed a gun at a man in Seattle’s Green Lake neighborhood and demanded that he apologize “for all the things white people did to black people.”
  • GAY NEWS UPDATE:  Lesbian Air Force Commander ordered a Sergeant to disclose his views on Gay Marriage, and when he said he was opposed, he was demoted. Military says it will now give gay troops extra time off so they can travel to same-sex marriage states to get hitched…
  • OTHER DEMOCRAT FAMILY VALUES:  Filthy Filner was banned from Hooters after word came the Scandal-plagued San Diego Mayor had sexually harassed a very ugly great grandmother, asking if she could go eight hours in one night.

OBAMA’S LIBERAL AGENDA

  • image021AMNESTY FOR FUTURE DEMOCRATS: According to the Dissociated Press, Five western Ohio sheriffs are urging U.S. House Speaker John Boehner to make border security and immigration policy changes a top priority. The group and a representative of a National Sheriff’s Association committee met Wednesday in Hamilton, in Boehner’s home district, to speak with the Republican congressman’s district director about immigration policy. The sheriffs oppose immigration legislation passed by the U.S. Senate and support a resolution to give local law enforcement a broader role in immigration enforcement. Meanwhile, “Illegal Alien Students Demand Lower College Tuition.”
  • OBAMACARE UPDATES: Critics’ warnings are coming true as more evidence surfaces that health care overhaul is causing employers to prepare to push people into part-time work to avoid additional costs tied to the law. The Blower told you so. The House Oversight Committee slammed the Treasury Department on Thursday for withholding documents related to the committee’s investigation of the administration’s expansion of subsidies in the ObamaCare exchanges. Meanwhile, NBC reports businesses, unions and schools all warn of cuts in hours due to ObamaCare, and yet the Obama administration claims there is “no evidence” of workers hours being cut. And if less than 3% of federal workers want to join Obamacare, and considering government workers overwhelmingly vote DemocRAT, you have to wonder how many of these people voted for Obama. Unfortunately, they would do it again tomorrow.
  • BABY KILLING UPDATE:  A new Pew research poll finds Americans say abortion is morally wrong by a 3-1 margin. Three state-based Planned Parenthood affiliates (in Iowa, Montana, and New Hampshire) will receive a total of about $655,000 from the federal government to help consumers navigate their insurance options under ObamaCare.
  • GLOBAL WARMING: The new EPA Chief is demanding people stop arguing Global Warming isn’t real, and a recent study has found that global warming is causing apples to lose some of their crunch.
  • G-UNCONTROL: According to the Dispatch, gun-toting protesters listened to Columbus Mayor Michael B. Coleman speak at a Franklinton rally in support of expanded background checks for gun purchasers. Members of Northeast Ohio Carry held signs and waved flags about a hundred feet away from the event. Brett Pucillo, the group’s president, said expanding background checks would infringe on Second Amendment rights and would have no effect on curbing gun crime. “We like Ohio firearms laws and we want to keep them that way,” Pucillo said. “Universal gun control is not enforceable.”
  • UNION BLUES:  A divided Michigan appeals court ruled Thursday that the state’s right-to-work law applies to 35,000 state employees. Meanwhile, and SEIU Leader boasted his Union has Illegal Immigrant Members.
  • MURDERING MUSLIM UPDATE:  Obama’s Secretary of State John Kerry now admits “Many Al Qaeda leaders are now operating In Syria,” but that won’t stop the Obama administration from sending weapons.  Meanwhile, the man behind that 9/11 Million Muslim March In D.C. is a “Virulent Anti-Semite” who thinks Jews were behind the 9/11 attacks.

POLITICS UNUSUAL

  • image022DOOFUS DEMOCRATS:  Hillary announces a speaking tour to restore faith in government.
  • HAREBRAINED IN THE HOUSE:   Republican congressmen report that support for an attempt to defund Obamacare by shutting down the government is one of the biggest issues at their town hall meetings this summer recess and that the idea appears to be gaining strength.
  • SENILE IN THE SENATE: Last week GOP Senators McRino and Grahamnasty met with Muslim Brotherhood in Cairo. This week the dynamic duo is calling for suspension of all aid to Egypt.
  • TEA PARTY TERRORISTS:  According to Huff Post Politics, four years ago, the movement and its potent mix of anger and populism persuaded thousands of costumed and sign-waving conservatives to protest the ballooning deficit and President Obama’s health care law. It swept a crop of no-compromise lawmakers into Congress and governor’s offices and transformed political up-and-comers.

But as many tea party stars seek re-election next year and Rubio considers a 2016 presidential run, conservative activists are finding themselves at a crossroads. Many of their standard-bearers have embraced more moderate positions on bedrock issues such as immigration and health care, broadening their appeal in swing states but dampening grass-roots passion.

“They keep sticking their finger in the eyes of the guys who got them elected,” said Ralph King, a co-founder of the Cleveland Tea Party Patriots. “A lot of people are feeling betrayed.”

  • RECOVERING REPUBLICANS: The Republican National Committee (RNC) voted unanimously Friday to pull the group’s partnership with NBC and CNN for the 2016 GOP presidential primary debates unless the networks kill their planned films on Hillary Clinton.  “We don’t have time for the media’s games,” RNC Chairman Reince Priebus said before the vote at the RNC summer meeting in Boston. “We’re done putting up with this nonsense. There are plenty of other news outlets.”  Meanwhile, President George W. Bush’s daughter Barbara said she would like to see Hillary Clinton run for president in 2016.

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Closer to Home 

  • image026CLOWNS IN CINCINNATI:  Clowns making fun of black presidents are nothing new in Cincinnati. The Blower remembers when GOP Presidential candidate Bob Dole referred to our first Black President Bill Clinton as a “Bozo,” does anybody recall that rally on Fountain Square when The Whistleblower sent our good friend Bobby Leach to mock the Bill Clinton. The woman who was not Bobby’s wife standing next to Bobby in the photograph has been cropped out of the picture because of the woman’s insanely jealous husband. 
  • IN BLUE ASH: Last week Blue Ash City Council narrowly rejected a flawed proposal to build a huge new apartment complex in Blue Ash.  Blue Ash Councilmen received between 80-90 messages from residents, all of which were opposed to the project.  The only Blue Ash residents who favored it were the developers who stood to profit.  While Blue Ash residents are relieved it was killed, some wonder how a project that the entire city opposed could still get 3 yes votes. 

The three yes votes were Jim Sumner, Stephanie Stoller, and 2011 Tax Hiker of the Year Rick Bryan.  All three of them also voted last year to have Blue Ash help fund the Cincinnati Streetcar, in spite of city residents being nearly uniform against that too.  These three don’t seem to know the first thing about listening to their constituents.  This issue could end up affecting all of us, as one of them is actively running for State Representative.

  • IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Ohio Governor John Kasich Taylor is frustrated by the increasing inability of Washington to responsibly manage the nation’s finances, today so he’s calling on states to lead the effort to enact a balanced budget amendment to the U.S. Constitution. The Blower says, “Don’t hold your breath.”
  • FOOLS IN SCHOOLS: Teachers and building representatives from the Failed Cincinnati Federation of Teachers held their annual building representative workshop at Kingsgate Marriott on Thursday.  Teacher unionists had to endure yet another torturous seven hours listening to failed union “president” Julie SellYourSoul babble and exclaim, “dey aint no money up in dis bitch…ya’ll stoopid if you think we fittin to get raises in January.”
  • GUESS WHO: Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel wonders why only thirteen people so far have been able to identify the well-known Greater Cincinnatian who “likes little boys.”
  • image028MAYORAL MADNESS:  How serious is Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns about allowing potheads in Cincinnati to grow Marijuana in their back yards? Berns even got his picture taken pretending to drive the Canna Bus when it rolled in Sharonville on Wednesday.

Jane Prendergast’s silly question of the week for Sunday’s Fishwrap came from Lewis Chizer Jr., who lives in College Hill: “Would you support spending more of the city’s time, energy and money on areas outside of the Downtown-Over-the-Rhine corridor, especially the West Side?”  Berns answer in 50 words or less was:  “John Canley loves subsidies and accepted millions for his Price Hill projects.  Roxanne Qualls is a busybody who wants to tell neighborhoods what they should look like. Jim Berns is the only fiscally conservative, socially accepting, candidate running for Mayor! John and Roxanne should smoke a joint.”

 And The Fishwrap is still promoting Mayor Mark Mallory’s legacy, asking how Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT will be remembered. “Remembered, hell,” said our Conservative Curmudgeon. “He should’ve been recalled.”

  • MANY TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE: Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP can hardly believe tickets are still available for his big Candidates Forum next week, featuring Alex T’s four candidates (Charlie Winburn and challengers Amy Murray, Sam Malone and Melissa Wegman) for the nine seats on Cincinnati’s City Clown-cil.  
  • image030AT THE BOARD OF ELECTIONS: Meanwhile, Alex T. and Demo-Labor Party Boss Tim Burka (looking like gay lovers) say hundreds of Hamilton County poll workers will be retrained – and 163 will not be asked to return because of how badly they screwed up during the 2012 elections. The Fishwrap didn’t say how many of those incompetent poll workers were Obama supporters.

And just think, if they don’t teach “cursive” in public schools anymore and everybody just prints his name, how much fun will it be for election officials to try to verify your signature. The banks ought to love it, too.

  • FROM YOUR GEM OF THE HIGHLANDS: Our Branch Norwoodian says his City is having a problem balancing the budget these days. You don’t imagine they’re just spending more than they’re taking in, do you?
  • CH SNITCH AT 1000 MAIN STREET: Courthouse hacks couldn’t stop snickering after Federal Judge Mrs. $tan Che$ley denied Ditzy DemocRAT Juvenile Court Judge Tracie Hunter from getting her greedy hands on $170,000 in back pay and the status of presiding judge that she would have received if her 2010 election victory not taken 17 months to resolve. Wasn’t helping that insufferable woman steal the election from Judge John Williams enough?
  • SHOW THEM THE MONEY: That Port of Cincinnati Development Authority will soon be accepting all that filthy lucre from the City of Cincinnati on that ill-fated Parking Meter Scam. Did you really think there was a chance in the world that they wouldn’t
  • IN ANDERSON TOWNSHIP: Liberal National Publications still refuse to refer to the Anderson “Redskins” and exclusive coverage of the Anderson Trustee race continues unabated. Endorsed Republican Township Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas have new web pages while Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s most recent campaign finance report (January 30, 2013) shows a whopping $25,189.81 owing from the last time Kevin’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal got him elected. 
  • FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH:  NoTaxJack says another secret meeting at the Clearcreek Township was held at the Administration building Wednesday evening. Just as the regular ( open public ) meeting was to begin at the Township Building, here comes out of Dennis Picketts’ office, Ron Wilhelm (assistant administrator), Dennis Pickett (administrator) Jason Gabbard (trustee), G. Edward Wade (trustee 34 years) and Steve Musterspaw. Hold on, something looks to be out of place here, Steve Musterspaw is on the ballot to run for trustee to replace Mr. Wade. They were all having a good time laughing and joking about something they were talking about in their little (secret ) meeting. WTH, Why wasn’t I invited to this little meeting, since my over-taxed dollars pay for their fun and games. But wait a minute, there are three trustees in Clearcreek Township. Why wasn’t Cathy Anspach (first lady trustee since 1815) invited to this little meeting? Maybe the guys were talking about her.

On the South Shore

  • image032IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Letter-Writing Liberals who missed out on complaining about protesters waving disrespectful “Impeach Obama” signs on overpasses in Northern Kentucky last week, would get another chance if Vonda Pickens and her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers also took part in the planned “National Patriot Wave II” rallies that’ll were supposed to be going on in all 50 states yesterday, protesting Obama’s never-ending scandals, unconstitutional/illegal executive actions, corruption, etc. Will that Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask also be there?
  • AND AS WE REPORTED ON THURSDAY: in spite of all that brouhaha by the local NAALCP, Park Hills Mayor Don Catchen continues to deny all those unfounded allegations accusing him of making racist comments and suggesting that city police officers use excessive force against minorities living in federally subsidized apartments, including using the “n word,” although sometimes Catchen admits he likes dressing up like a Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask.

Law enforcement fanatics in the Bluegrass got a bit of a scare when local headlines announced Sanders is running for Judge on the KY Court of Appeals. Relax says Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff, it’s not Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealths Attorney E Rob Sanders, it’s his brother Justin. The Robster isn’t going anywhere because he just loves cranking out the mugshots you see This Week In Kenton Circuit Court. But coming from the same stock, Justin can’t make a bad jurist, so The Blower staff is looking forward to watching Blackjack Brian Richmond and the Sanders machine get cranked up again after a six year layoff.

Meanwhile, Horny in Hebron wonders if he could volunteer to be a Porn Investigator in The Robster’s office and sit around all day watching The Naked News on TV. Horny also thinks The Blower should have a contest asking readers which of local newsbabes they’d like to see auditioning for The Naked News.

FINALLY, THE CAMBOOZLER ALSO REPORTS Campbell County Jailer Jim Daley says now friends and families can visit their favorite felons on line. All you need, according to The Fishwrap, is a computer with a web came and mic, and some cash. But The Fishwrap doesn’t tell you what the cash is for, and how much you will need.  

More Political Insight This Week

  • image034IMPLODING AT THE FISHWRAP: Metro Mole thought says by now all of us have heard about the fraud allegations against streetcar supporter and urban hipster Candace Klein. The Fishwrap spent years writing puff piece after puff piece about her and her phony baloney “companies,” yet apparently none of them discovered that she’s been arrested three times in Kentucky. Last night, the local blog Republicans for Higher Taxes broke this news and also wrote about some other aspects of the Klein scandal.
  • GOING GALT: John Galt says if you want to annoy a politician, defend the Constitution.
  • LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” #236 says you should tell a liberal how much you appreciate that the Obama economy is a system of checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.
  • HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1920, the Women’s Suffrage Constitutional Amendment was ratified, and the country has been suffering ever since.
  • MAYBE THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Mark Twain’s: “Women, go your ways! Seek not to beguile us of our imperial privileges. Content yourself with your little feminine trifles — your babies, your benevolent societies and your knitting–and let your natural bosses do the voting. Stand back — you will be wanting to go to war next. We will let you teach school as much as you want, and we will pay you half wages for it, too, but beware! We don’t want you to crowd us too much.”

Meanwhile, the League of Women Vipers says, “The Whistleblower has always been most sensitive to us.”

  • image035NOW HERE’S THE LATEST FROM BUNKY TADWELL, THE BARD OF CLEVES: Obama is still screwing up America even while he’s on vacation and we have another timely poem from Bunky Tadwell.

Obamanation
Obama and his Chicago thugs
Have shredded the Constitution
Now our form of government
Is political prostitution.    

  • image036AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA: Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane about the Outlook for Obama’s America these days. “The whole Obama presidency is an abject failure,” Kane explained. “Foreign policy (including Russia) is in total chaos. Our standing in the world is lower now than ever. Our economy is still – still – a mess. There are no jobs beyond part-time work. Racial tensions are higher now than they’ve been in decades. Our national debt is still growing. Inflation is growing and could burst out due to QE. By any metric you use – any – the Obama presidency is a complete and utter failure. So yeah, let’s elect Hillary because we need a third Obama term? Are Americans really this stupid?” 
  • image037FINALLY, COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:

Monday we’ll be featuring our Annual Back to School E-dition, and we’ll still be counting down the 1,250 days until Obama’s “historic” Third Term begins.

Tuesday we’ll be checking to see if Obama has finally returned from his over-taxed payer vacation on Martha’s Vineyard, and our “Real E-Mails from Real Subscribers” will comment on the cost.

Wednesday we’ll be celebrating “Senior Citizen’s Day,” and we’ll try to find a few old jokes you haven’t heard.

Thursday is “National Tooth Fairy Day,” and we’re going to tell all the little children it’s really your mom and dad, just like Santa Claus.

The first line of next Friday’s limerick is: “A Conservative Rodeo Clown and we promise not to be too racist.

Saturday is “Vesuvius Day,” which marks the date in 79 A.D. that Mount Vesuvius exploded, and more people died than on 9/11.

Sunday Comix by Dixon Diaz

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WEEK IN REVIEW HOT LINE

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