Saturday, August 17, 2013
Amnesty For Deadbeat Dads This Weekend So They Can Be With Their Children
Will Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane really be driving down to the 2013 Black Family Reunion on Sawyer Point? You Bet! As the publication of record for all that multi-cultural diversity, political correctness, and racial healing in the tri-state, our readers expect nothing less between now and Kwanzaa, along with checking out all those Black Tennis Players at the Western & Southern Open.- And over at The Incredibly Shrinking Fishwrap, Metro Mole says, “Guess what our big story is going to be today.”
- Black Family Reunion Organizers had invited Obama to be grand marshal at their parade, but Obama said he just couldn’t break away because he was waiting for that Egyptian general to return any of his many phone calls that somehow must not have gotten through.
- Whistleblower Senior Colored Correspondent Courtis Gray says at Sawyer Point, Kane will probably run into Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine, who could explain to Kane how easy it is to pick up fat black floozies. Remember when the J-J-J-Judge used to say, “I like my women like I like my coffee?” Can you imagine his fantasies when he gets to sentence some of those floozies to jail?
- At last year’s Black Family Reunion, Kane witnessed that heartwarming story of Charles Black, who’d been kidnapped by sharecroppers in Alabama as a child and spent his last 68 years trying to find his real family. Hearing about the Black Family Reunion in Cincinnati, Black hitchhiked for three days from his one-room shack in Tuscaloosa to get here. That night at Sawyer Point, he asked everybody, “Am I a member of your family?” Finally, at closing time, he was sitting dejectedly on a bench when Nate “Rhymes with Hate” Livingston stopped by. “Please tell me, bro, am I a member of your family?” Charles asked.
“No, you honky bastard!” said the Natester. “Now get your raggedy old white ass outta here!”
Maybe that’s why our Quote for Today Committee chose this passage from the very popular 2002 movie “Barbershop”: “There are three things that Black people need to tell the truth about. Number one: Rodney King should’ve gotten his ass beat for being drunk in a Honda in a white part of Los Angeles. Number two: O.J. did it! And number three: Rosa Parks didn’t do nuthin’ but sit her Black ass down!” Later in the movie, the same lovable character said, “Fuck Jesse Jackson.”
Hurley the Historian says on this week in 1858 people in Illinois were getting ready for the Lincoln-Douglas Debates on the issue of slavery to begin, and if they were reporting on Racism in America today, would Bumbling Joe Biden still be playing the Race Card by telling black folks Republicans are going to “put Y’ALL back in chains.” Not to worry: Obama said Biden’s remarks are never considered racist and Obama plans to mark the 50th Anniversary Of MLK’s “I Have A Dream Speech” with another speech. DemocRATS issued Talking Points advocating using Trayvon Martin’s Death to attack NRA and Gun Owners. And the President of the Missouri Chapter of the National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) says a rodeo clown act depicting President Barack Obama at the Missouri State Fair Saturday night was a hate crime.- The Blower remembers last year at this time during the 2012 Presidential Campaign on PMSNBC’s “The Cycle,” the group discussing Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney‘s assertion that Obama should “take his campaign of division and anger and hate back to Chicago.” We heard Co-host Touré claim Romney was engaging in the “Niggerization” of Obama, whatever the hell that’s supposed to mean, and we wondered how in the world is the New York Times was supposed to put that word in a front page headline? And when were we supposed to start calling their stuff the “Honkyfication” of Romney anyway?
Black teen unemployment is now a shocking 41.6%, but that still is nearly half as high as the Black Illegitimate Birth Ratre. In July last year, the unemployment was considerably lower, at 36%. That almost half of black teens who want to work can’t find jobs is a stain on Obama’s economic policies. The last time a DemocRAT incumbent President faced a Republican challenger with the Black unemployment rate that high was 1980. In that year the DemocRAT, President Carter lost. But in 2012, all those Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters were getting free Obamaphones.- Yesterday, Whistleblower Senior Spoiled Sports Editor Andy FurBall remembered when George Will said that two of greatest days in baseball were the day Frank Robinson was hired as the first black manager and the day he was fired for being a bad manager.
- Poverty is still soaring under Obama. And if the number of people on food stamps wasn’t high enough, the federal government is still running ads trying to get people to sign up and vote DemocRAT. Still the Biased Main Stream Media along with most Black leaders are still giving Obama a pass.
Members of the Congressional Black Caucus never run out of their own hypocrisy, making excuses for our Affirmative Action President, even if Ethically Challenged Maxine Waters (the loud-mouth, left-wing congresswoman from South Central Los Angeles, home of the 1992 Rodney King riots) and her crew should be getting that Under-the-Bus Feeling watching Obama enjoying another over-taxed payer funded summer vacation on yet another one of his summer vacations on Martha’s Vineyard.
Former Black GOP Florida Congressman Alan West says, “Maxine is just one of those Black leaders who are nothing more than overseers over that 21st Century plantation out there where the DemocRAT party has forever taken the black vote for granted. And now the people on that plantation are upset because they’ve been disregarded and disrespected, and their concerns are not cared about. So I’m here as the modern-day Harriet Tubman to kinda lead people on the underground railroad away from that plantation into a sense of responsibility.”- The Blower remembers two years ago today when ABC was actually covering thousands of Black Americans camping out for a job fair in Atlanta. That kind of coverage happened during the 2012 Presidential Campaign and the head of the Congressional Black Caucus (CBC) was busy dismissed accusations that Vice President Biden’s “chains” remark was an appeal to black voters, saying the charge “makes absolutely no sense.”
And that would also never happen today, unless someone other than a DemocRAT had made the supposedly offensive remark. Remember the endless outrage after an NAALCP gathering in 1992 when Presidential candidate Ross Perot was talking about inner-city crime and drug use, and Perot dared to use the expression “you people” and “your people” to describe the offenders and the victims? At least Perot didn’t say “Y’All.”
Former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain launched a new website last year over the July Fourth holiday called Cain TV. It was a collection of short videos— patriotic, inspirational and conspiratorial – and a sometimes a bit kooky. Cain had foolishly hoped African-American voters would finally be getting the facts about the Republican Party and begin to turn away from their traditional pattern of voting for DemocRATS. The Black former Pizza Company CEO claimed his talk radio program would be key to such a transformation and that’s why Liberals were seeking to resurrect the Fairness Doctrine. Maybe that was true in Atlanta, but certainly was not the case here on Da Buzz.- Will our Black GOP Clown-cilman Charlie Windbag and Almost as Black GOP Clown-cil Candidate Slammin’ Sam Malone be working the crowds at the 2013 Black Family Reunion to remind folks Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican? Maybe our Blue Chip Young Republicans could sell T-shirts with that message. Perhaps Alex T., Mall Cop GOP could even buy a meaningless ad in the program like he did during the NAALCP convention. Will Alex T. ever update his Hamilton County RINO Party web page?
Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig wondered if flash mob violence (spontaneous groups of teens attacking people at random) would finally arrive in Cincinnati, and got so tired waiting, he hauled his sorry Black ass to Detroit to see where the action was. Would our Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory be remembered for being as forceful as Philadelphia Mayor Michael A. Nutter was, telling marauding black youths “you have damaged your own race,” and imposing a curfew? The Blower doesn’t think so.- Meanwhile in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says last week NoKY leaders were still congratulating themselves for getting the Great Inland Seafood Fest to move across the river from Cincinnati. But this week, nobody’s talking about trying to get the Black Family Reunion to relocate on the south shore, too. And in Anderson, they’re hoping Kneepad Liberals in the Press don’t call them “Racist” because of the White Family Reunion at Beech Acres.
- Finally, at yesterday’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Charles Foster Kane he thought any of those black pastors opposing Obama’s support for gay marriage would be at this year’s Black Family Reunion. “Probably not,” our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher explained, “Because even if they showed up, they’d never get on TV.”
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