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Thursday, August 15, 2013
Here’s What Else Happened On This Date
WHISTLEBLOWER SUMMER INTERNS Rachel, Bradley, Ashley, and Hunter know how Our Beloved Publisher likes to see his name in print, thought it would be amusing to show you this story in our August 13, 1991 Edition, where Kane was scheduled to appear at the meeting of the Society of Professional Journalists exactly 22 years ago today.
Monday Hall of Fame Cartoonist and Illustrator Jerry Dowling reminded his readers about the time The Blower stole our “Mr. Whistle” logo from him.[HERE’S HIS LINK] He let us do it because we ripped Enquirer executives almost every day. We even mentioned fat slob news editor Jim “Orca” Smith going across the street repeatedly to bring back double deck hamburgers all night long. That got The Whistleblower banned from the Enquirer newsroom. Now, The Blower is online and you can download it every day.
HURLEY THE HISTORIAN says on this date in 1945 Japan surrendered to end WWII in the Pacific and our Victory over Japan was celebrated as “VJ Day.” Last year, those smoochers on Times Square in NYC were reunited for the most famous kiss in History? Disgraced Former Pants-Dropper-in-Chief used to call it “BJ Day,” just like any other day in the Oval Office. Yesterday, The New York Times blasted the Clinton Foundation. This could pose a few problems for Bill and Hillary.- AND OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE chose Harry S. Truman’s, “The atom bomb was no “great decision.” It was merely another powerful weapon in the arsenal of righteousness.”
MORE BREAKING NEWS: The Blower was really ahead of the curve with yesterday’s report about All Our Liberals’ insane reaction to that Rodeo Clown at the Missouri State Fair who showed up wearing an Obama mask during the bull riding event and the crowd went wild when he asked if they wanted to see Obama “run down by a bull.” All Rodeo Clowns have now been ordered to “sensitivity training.” The Announcer and the Rodeo President both resigned, and the Racist Clown has been banned from the Missouri State Fair for life, if they can ever figure our exactly who was wearing that mask. Dervish DemocRAT Pundits Spinning to the Left declared Rodeo Clowns Wearing Obama Masks were the GOP’s “Base,” while Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton said the NAALCP should demand that Obama’s Racist Attorney General Eric Holder order the Department of Justice and Secret Service to investigate immediately. Meanwhile the still unidentified Rodeo Clown says, “Hey, I know I’m a clown. Obama is just running around acting like one and he doesn’t know he is one.”
Our Favorite Suburban Sorehead in Kenwood wonders how long it will be before the Messiah invites the Missouri Rodeo Clown for a Beer Summit at the White House.
RICH AND FAMOUS VACATIONS: This is a picture of the lovely Oprah, in Switzerland, with her friend Gail. If that broad showed up in my store I wouldn’t let her fat sweaty hands touch my $35,000 purse either. BTW, Oprah was guilty of a false racism charge against another store in 2005, just before another one of her movies was released. Coincidence? We think not.
Obama and Michelle went to Martha’s Vineyard on Air Force One, First Dog Bo went on another Osprey, and the Obama girls were nowhere to be seen. After they were bored on their European vacation, they’re probably on a super secret vacation without their embarrassing parents.
And please don’t ask how much extra it cost American over-taxed payers for Obama’s Portuguese water dog Bo to fly to Martha’s Vineyard in his own MV-22 Osprey. The important question is, who taught the dog to fly?
Obama’s vacation house is close to the infamous Edgartown Road where Teddy Kennedy left a young intern to die in a submerged car. Dems just can’t get away from a good history lesson.
A tearful Jesse Jackson Jr. was sentenced to a 30-month over-taxed payer funded vacation in jail on Wednesday after pleading guilty to charges related to illegally spending $750,000 in campaign funds on personal purchases. Curiously missing from many news accounts of this story was the obscure fact that this convicted criminal was also a Dishonest DemocRAT or the son of the equally dishonest Jesse Jackson, Sr., who would also be a Dishonest DemocRAT, and it’s highly unlikely that many of our Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters would ever notice the difference.
IN COLUMBUS: Buckeye Bureau Chief Gerry Manders says Board of Cosmetology Executive Director Jim Trakas submitted his resignation Tuesday after a state watchdog determined he improperly intervened in a salon’s attempt to discipline a contractor renting a booth from the business. Regardless of that, Trakas’ name still appears on Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s “Faux Facebook Friend List.”
DOOFUS IN DETROIT: Reacting to all that over-the-top puff piece coverage of Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig, our Caucasian Cop was glad to see he’s been promoted to a 5-star general status, like “Ike” during WWII.
And why is Craig still big news in Cincinnati? The local news media didn’t have the fortitude (or balls) to challenge his decisions or strategies here despite the fact that crime, particularly violent crime, was increasing at a faster pace than it had for years. Craig abandoned all the strategies that were in place when he came to Cincinnati. A change in law enforcement strategies generally requires 18-24 months to determine its effectiveness, or lack thereof. Let’s see, the general was here for 22 months. As he exited for greener pastures, our crime rates were and still are rising uncontrollably. There’s still no criticism of Craig. Then again, nobody wants to be called a racist for criticizing the man with all the answers.
Now he has all the answers for policing in Detroit, according to our local newspaper – REALLY? Even a blind, deaf, and dumb squirrel could find a stack of nuts in Detroit. That place has been dysfunctional for decades, especially this week when somebody mistakenly e-mailed the bra sizes of all the female cops to the entire Detroit Police Department. Promotions and partner assignments will now probably be made by bra size.
- OH2: Ohio’s Second Congressional District, Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup was up early in Seattle where’s he’s on Army Reserve Duty to appeared on Fox News with Bill Hemmer to discuss ObamaScare and his efforts to make sure Congress lives by the same rules as everyone else. Signatures are pouring in from all over our great nation for the No Special Pass Petition. [SIGN IT HERE]
- IN ANDERSON, where Liberal National Publications still refuse to refer to the “Redskins” and everybody’s wondering when they’ll be seeing some semblance of a campaign for Endorsed Republican Township Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andrew Pappas, Anderson TEA Party Patriots are wondering what kind of loathsome creature would ever contribute to Disgraced Masturbating Trustee Kevin O’Brien’s campaign. According to the 2012 Finance Report, Kevin only had one contributor. Can you guess who it was?
Wednesday was “National Creamsicle Day,” and Kevin was busy all afternoon trying to freeze the stuff.
- OTHER SOREHEADS IN THE SUBURBS: Blue Ash City Clowncil was asked to approve a new apartment complex, to join all the other apartment complexes already in Blue Ash. Because we all know that nothing allows a suburban community to thrive like a plethora of rental units. Find out from Republicans for Higher Taxes the surprising conclusion to this story.
Which 2014 candidate for OH 28 was passing out campaign literature last week without proper Treasurer Disclosure? Why it is the same one controlled by Columbus-centric lobbying group tied to the expand Medicaid faction in the Ohio House, also the same one who may or may not have moved into the district.
And after about six months, we finally saw the 12th bicyclist on the “Scenic Ohio River Trail” between Lunken and Salem. We guess that means that each biker is worth about $1 million.
MEANWHILE IN CINCINNATI: Has Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns actually recruited a “Black Libertarian?” Jerome Johnson of Avondale says, “I likes the policies of the Libertarian Party. United we stand, divided we fall. Working together we can accomplish things moving towards prosperity and positive progress.” The Blower wonders if the Libertarian position on Marijuana might not be the real reason. We’ll see if they both showed up in Sharonville on Wednesday when the Canna Bus rolled in to help grow Ohio.
P.G. Sittenfeld’s Clown-cil Petitions Problems sounds like he should have hired competent legal counsel with a breadth of knowledge on election law. But when you’re the smartest person in the room . . .
The Fishwrap is really going to town on that story about Candace Klein, whoever the hell she is, just because she’s being accused of defrauding more people than Pete Beck. Linda Libel says although Candace worked at Graydon Head & Ritchie (with Fishwrap Attorney Jack Greiner). Word has it that class action lawyers are already circling around all of her “Bad Girl Ventures,” looking for blood on behalf of Candace’s gullible investors.
- FROM THE GREAT WHITE NORTH: NoTax Jack says the superintendent of Lebanon City Schools (big spender, can’t get hired anywhere but here, Mark North) made sure all his cronies got their 400 pro levy signs picked up at Dunley School at 4pm on a special date. Then he had them all put out to support his renewal levy on August 6. Now that they got their renewal levy passed with only about 10% of the vote (nobody knew about the election except the people wanting your money), they are too damn lazy to even pick up their signs. They are littered all over the county. It’s just another slap in the face to the over-taxed payers here in Lebanon: Once we get your money, screw you, you can pick up our signs. [READ MORE AT LEBANON SCHOOL FACTS]
- IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY: Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Letter-Writing Liberals who missed out on complaining about protestors waving disrespectful “Impeach Obama” signs on overpasses in Northern Kentucky last week, will get another chance if Vonda Pickens and her Northern Kentucky TEA Party rabble rousers also take part in the planned “National Patriot Wave II” rallies that’ll be going on in all 50 states August 17, protesting Obama’s never-ending scandals, unconstitutional/illegal executive actions, corruption, etc. Will that Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask also be there?
In spite of all that brouhaha by the local NAALCP, Park Hills Mayor Don Catchen continues to deny all those unfounded allegations accusing him of making racist comments and suggesting that city police officers use excessive force against minorities living in federally subsidized apartments, including using the “n word,” although sometimes Catchen admits he likes dressing up like a Rodeo Clown Wearing an Obama Mask.
Law enforcement fanatics in the Bluegrass got a bit of a scare when local headlines announced Sanders is running for Judge on the KY Court of Appeals. Relax says Billy Bob the Bluegrass Bailiff, it’s not Our Good Friend Kenton County Commonwealths Attorney E Rob Sanders, it’s his brother Justin. The Robster isn’t going anywhere because he just loves cranking out the mugshots you see This Week In Kenton Circuit Court. But coming from the same stock, Justin can’t make a bad jurist, so The Blower staff is looking forward to watching Blackjack Brian Richmond and the Sanders machine get cranked up again after a six year layoff.
Meanwhile, Horny in Hebron wonders if he could volunteer to be a Porn Investigator in The Robster’s office and sit around all day watching The Naked News on TV. Horny also thinks The Blower should have a contest asking readers which of local newsbabes they’d like to see auditioning for The Naked News.
- FINALLY, AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about that mama in Tennessee who rejected a judge’s order to change her baby’s name from “Messiah” to “Martin.” “The judge made a big mistake,” Kane explained. She should’ve suggested the mama change her name from “Messiah” to “Barack.” Then all the other little black children would be saying their prayers to her son too.
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