Daily Archives: August 13, 2013

Another “Obama Family Vacation” E-dition

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

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  • image004The Obamas have begun their eighty-seventh over-taxed payer funded holiday of the year (a seven day sojourn at a $7.6 Million estate in Martha’s Vineyard, the island destination of the wealthy and well-connected American elite). —Whistleblower Senior National Political Affairs Analyst Britt Humus
  • Will Obama Supporters in the Press be telling us every Obasmic detail 24/7 about the Obama Family’s Vacation at Martha’s Vineyard, where all the ordinary Americans go to spend their summer vacations? — Dumb Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters
  • How prophetic was our “Liberal Bias Alert” in Monday’s E-dition? —Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane
  • We’re taking a break from our month-long August recess to criticize Obama for a taking an expensive one-week vacation while millions of Americans are struggling financially. —Republicans in Congress

  • One of the perks of being in the Army Reserves is having your summer vacations planned for you. —Ohio’s Second District Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup, Catching Up on Some Army Training
  • Overtaxed-payers already went over the top on our petition drive web page where people could say there should be no special “ObamaScare” pass for members of Congress and their staffers. —Wenstrup’s Webmaster
  • Only three U.S. Soldiers were killed while our Commander-in-Chief was playing his 4,827th round of golf on Sunday. —Troops in Afghanistan
  •  image007Please don’t ask how much extra it cost American over-taxed payers for Obama’s Portuguese water dog Bo to fly to Martha’s Vineyard in his own MV-22 Osprey. —Sequestered Federal Employees on Their Staycations
  • If you ask why Obama needs an entourage of 40 large black vehicles every time he wants to buy some ice cream, we’ll call you a racist. —Racial Racketeers Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton
  • On this date in 1961 East Germany began erecting the Berlin Wall to keep people from fleeing to the West, while these days Illegal immigrants are claiming “asylum” to get U.S. over-taxed payers to pay for their hotel bills in San Diego. —Hurley the Historian
  • image008We still don’t know if Obama’s ObamaScare Waiver will include former members of Congress, but I’m so happy about Obama’s waivers I could just kiss him. —That Defeated, Corrupt, Evicted, Lying, Plagiarizing, Meddling, Overblown, Bought-And-Paid-For, Tax-And-Spend, Wrinkle-Puss RINO Bitch-In-A-Ditch “Mean Jean” Schmidt
  • image010The Blower criticized me when I was paid all that money by those Murdering Muslim Turks to represent “Mean Jean.” Maybe you’ll cut me some slack when you find out I’m also NSA Traitor Edward Snowden’s family attorney. —Attorney Bruce Fein
  • Amazingly, only 80% of New Yorkers think I’m a scumbag. —Anthony Weiner
  • Please thank those Friendly Fishwrappers back in the ‘Natti for publishing that Free Press puff piece about what a wonderful job I’m doing in Detroit. —Cincinnati’s Disgraced Former Fourteen Star Police Chief James Craig
  • Congratulations, Buckeyes! Our new year-long study ranks Ohio 40th on our nonpartisan watchdog group’s integrity index rating the openness of state and local governments. —The Better Government Association
  • image011We’ve already started our campaign to have Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Mayor Mark Mallory canonized when he leaves office. —Diversity Fanatics at the Fishwrap
  • Would people stop taking me seriously if I called for an end of all testing of City Employees for Marijuana, including Police and Fire? —Loony Libertarian Cincinnati Mayoral Candidate Jim Berns
  • Monday, I reminded my readers about the time The Blower stole its “Mr. Whistle” logo from me. — Hall of Fame Cartoonist and Illustrator Jerry Dowling  
  • Should we be sending letters to all those people running for office NOT to put their yard signs in the public right-of-way? —Hamilton County Board of Elections
  • Do you think Masturbating Anderson Township Trustee Kevin P. O’Brien’s enablers at the Forest Hills Urinal realize there are only twelve more weeks until this year’s elections? —Republican Endorsed Trustee Candidates Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas
  • Things were going so well for Bluegrass Republicans a year ago at this time, we were all volunteering to help Romney campaign in Ohio. —Northern Kentucky TEA Party Patriots
  • This year all those Kneepad Liberals in the Press are hyping the Kentucky Senate Race, saying it would be key for Republicans to take over the U.S. Senate. —Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo 
  • My town hall meeting with the employees at St. Elizabeth Hospital-Florence on Monday had nothing to do with the primary challenge from Matt Bevin, especially after that TEA Party guy showed up on Sunday at the Campbell County GOP’s Bunning Family Picnic. —U.S. Senator Bitch McConnell
  • image020Please tell Senator McConnell to stop fantasizing about my luscious legs. —Alison Wondergams Grimes
  • I deny all those unfounded allegations against me about making racist comments and suggesting that city police officers should always use excessive force against minorities living in federally subsidized apartments, including using the “N word.” —Park Hills Mayor Don Catchen
  • image013Does everybody remember 22 years ago in The Whistleblower, I was named Whistleblower Gossip Columnist Linda Libel’s “Hunk of the Month?” —Bobby Leach
  • Did you see where lesbians are seeking to have the law changed to get spousal privilege protection in a Kentucky murder trial? —Alternate Life-Styles Contributors Ben Dover and Phil McKrevis
  • Amazingly, that was not one of my cases. —Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters
  • The better fix would be to eliminate the spousal privilege altogether, so criminals can’t hide behind their wives…or husbands! —Kenton County Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders
  • image015The Blower’s right.  The “breast” way to stay “abreast” of the current situation would be to watch The Naked News on TV. —Porn Investigators in The Robster’s Office
  • Which one of our local newsbabes would you would you like to see doing a stripped-down standup, anyway? —Horny in Hebron
  • Trish the Dish wants to know if there is a Naked News Program featuring men, so you can see the guys’ schlongs (as opposed to their schlorts).  —Channel 19 News
  • That’s why we chose “Size matters!” —Your Quote for Today Committee
  • I quit WXIX-TV to embark on the most ambitious independent journalism project in history and make the Truth in Media project a reality. Curiously, some of the stories on my Monday e-mail were also mentioned in Sunday’s Blower. —Ben Swann

Some of Today’s Conservative Political Cartoons

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— Whistleblower Official Weekly Disclaimer —

        Sometimes The Blower makes fun of presidential vacations to show that wasting all that over-taxed payer money is not acceptable in our society. This should be clear to anybody who is staying home for a staycation this year.

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          This publication is a work of fiction. Any similarity to persons living or dead without satirical intent is purely coincidental, especially the biggest mooches in American History on another over-taxed payer funded vacation in Martha’s Vineyard this week.

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The Obama’s vacation costs!?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?!?

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